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leafcabbage · 9 months
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weird to think that people dont know the lore. havent been here since the start. dont know that me and pigeon home were roommates and upon seeing the first art of the drdi trio's apartment he went "thats our apartment. kale, that is our apartment." that i used to post daily 3-5k chapters. that the creation of drdi connects directly with my realization of my aroace identity. that drdi was meant to be an office comedy. that pigeonhome is why i took it seriously (despite not letting him read it for months, sorry bestie). the pill bug crustacean debacle. the teasing chapter 21 as the turnaround in ycssg and having it be 20. the student gov senate president that inspired me to write dream. all of it. so much of this fic represents my life. so many of my friends are from it.
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qprsmackdown · 10 months
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c!Emerald duo propaganda:
Let me tell you. We've got two guys. They live together. They live miles away from everyone else but they live in a little cabin in the snow together. They would die for each other. One HAS died for the other. One is in a monogamous relationship with the personification of death and the other is one of the most widely headcanoned aroace characters and it in no way ever devalues what is considered as one of the most unshakable relationships in the story
"For you the world" — Technoblade to Philza. They are so loyal to each other, legit the healthiest and strongest relationship in the fandom
"For you, the world, Phil." -Technoblade "Sometimes one friend is all you need." -Technoblade “I’m following Techno to the gates of hell... and if he wants to take over the world, god dammit I’m gonna help this man.” - Philza “I followed him to the ends of the earth, through fire and flames.“ - Philza (about Technoblade)
They live together. They kill together. They're raising a polar bear and a very anxious enderman hybrid. They committed so many war crimes and looked good doing it<3 "For you, the world" quote my beloved. Anarchism swag😎
Silly guys of all time! They took over the entire world together once <3 (pre-dsmp but still canon to dsmp) they blew up a country together <3 gotta love 2 guys who commit Literal Actual warcrimes. Also the way they trust eachother just unconditionally is just soo ouuuugggghghhhh i love them. iirc I remember a part where techno was basically just talking about how he'll basically never trust anyone again. TO Phil. Who was very obviously an unspoken exception to the "never trusting anyone" thing. It's been a while so idk if I remember it right but aaaouuuugggg their relationship was so good. Also "for you the world phil" AAAAAUUUUUUU (although the context of that line is much sillier than people usually remember but they are silly guys <3). Ooouugghhh I have so much I could talk about but it's late so I can't think of it right now but they are sooooooo important they are everything to me. This is kinda bad propaganda bc I don't know if I'm even remembering things right and am vaguely incorrect but AUGH. EMERALDDUO
Consider: the fanon immortals being very old friends thing which is a trope i will never not love, and also taking over the world with your qpp is so pogchamp of them
Two anarchist immortals who have been besties for an indeterminable amount of time, but at least for hundreds of years. Took over the Earth once just to show that they can. Back-To-Back Badasses. Each other's consciences and also enablers. Lived together in the middle of nowhere tundra biome, in connected little cottages with their bazillion pets.
THOSE BITCHES WERE LIVING IN THE ARCTIC TOGETHER IN THEIR GAY LITTLE COTTAGE WITH LIKE 100 ANIMALS!!!! They’d both often talk about how they’d kill and die for one another, they’ve been together for centuries despite Techno being all but confirmed Aroace and Philza being married to someone else!! I think they definitely had a QPR going on because like. The person you’re closest to and have lived alongside for god knows how long u gotta at least have SOMETHING going on there imo.
They are both imortal livelong best friends who have been there for each other through war and and other personal hardships They are partners in crime, both arnarchists who took down a nation together and both live in retirement together They only trust each other wholeheartedly (aka they both belive the other wont betray them) and Phil is the only person Techno feels he can be himself around (aka be soft around).
Apparently their qpr had drama in the past bc of this one fic but tbh i dont really get why These two are literally just. The best. There's absolutely no romance between them, but they're the closest of friends, and they care about each other so so much. And they deserve all the things. They live together in a house in the arctic in a commune for anarchists. Basically everyone in the Syndicate are their adopted children. 'For you, the world, Phil' -Technoblade (Just like to say this too, Techno is not Phil's son in the DSMP universe. It's been canonically confirmed.)
They’re two dudes who spend all their time together, built their houses next to each other (and connected it w a bridge), started a commune together, took over the world together, have FRIENDSHIP EMERALDS, and are genuinely such good friends (these are the characters but the irl guys were really good friends until techno died too)
Just a bird and his pig chilling as kings
"for you phil, the world" is treated like this big dramatic line as they take over smpearth but in context its bc they were arguing over something silly and techno laughed and conceded to him and like... just look at then they're ride or die besties emerald duo ftw (on a sadder note i constantly see philza wearing techno's merch on streams and videos and just... man i miss seeing them together)
immortal warriors who have promised to follow each other to the ends of the earth, through fire and flames. they are each others most trusted person without a doubt. when trying to retire from the wars that plagued the server, they both retired in an arctic tundra where they lived together.
These guys cant be seperate from each other anymore than like three days. Like, on top of also doing the antarctic empire together in earthSMP, they just moved to the arctic together to just enjoy life and retirement together. They understand each other like no other bc they've known each other forever. Also bc if we take the titles of bloodgod and angel of death literally you get something something being willing to spend eternity with the other because you care abt them. These two are fine being isolated from everybody else and chilling on their own bc thats all they need
Their relationship is defined by a connection that has lasted for centuries. Despite everything, they always go back to each other. They live together in a cabin in the arctic. They also like murdering together a little too much.
old men committed terrorism and then they settled down :)
For you Phil, the world Immortal best friends spend thousands of years together, conquer the world, found a empire. Phil has a kid with his goddess wife, Techno wind up joining the kids rebellion against the country he founded. When that goes wrong they start a commune called the Syndicate. They are so ride or die. I love them
please they live together theyre best friends theyre immortal together they love each other and phil is married to a god PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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khaleesiofalicante · 3 months
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tbh dani i dont give a fuck about the clave or alec or david or (th eone i never understood or care for) kincaid (like bro even gabriel killed his demon father all he had to do is out his dad or take a stance against him but he wants the damn glory and feels tied to his destone and no i am not willing to hear anything in support of this familywho somehow is still more powerful than lance), nor do i care about that bitch victoria( bc no matter her mental problems I HATE HER), or that asshole fucking hope he gets mauled kyle,
I only care about max and lance and david (and yes that is right i really dont give a shit about arthur either)
I think its obvious i am high on this chapter's feelings, idk i feel strongly for accountbaility where its due and revenge in general but esp for lance. Though i had hoped lance would burn idris or get revege by killing people , bc arthur got hurt i wasnt that mad like i was mad bc of teh reasoning behind it and bc i hate kyle but it was sort fo his fault did he think it wld be all lalala land if he goes to idris that littel shit anyways, BUT BUT GWEN ?!? DANI , wow wow i am speechless but in a mad kind of way. i dont accept this. nope no no no
how much is that family esp lance and david going to hurt, i just want a proper revenge for them at teh end, like people begging for thier/them for forgiveness sort of, i know they are never going to be apert of the shadowworld but i had hoped it alawys had shadow demons over them, i hate them that much
i also dont like that kincaid was so easily able to defeat lance and people celebrated it, I loved lance in this ch like wooo go off boy, and wow max being all powerfull and manipulating blood was sooooo cool, go be badass baby, also arthur should be grounded for a decade or so or even for life, i hated how kincaid downplayed lance and arthur relationship like idgaf whether arthur CHOSE you or not, lance is superior sorry kid.
I also HATED RAFE , but that is normal for me now, i havent liked him in lbaf for a long long while. i hope they lb family just cuts all of thier siblings and cousins off, like no contact and they fucking realize or feel how much that family suffered , like of wow you didnt have sun for 20 years big deal bro, there are places on earth which doeasnt have that for 6 mnths every year since eternity. they DESERVED THAT isaid what i said, i am just getting bored of rafe and his reasoning like oh NOW you decide to fight harder what does he want congratulations?!
the idris people and kincaid deserved the bad thinsg happening to them for me, like i feel it isnt enough, also madeline srsly you knew abt lance being david kid and possibly inheriting the demon blood, did you think it was a good idea to go to idris when pregnant with your husband like i think you vicariously consented to the liability and possibility of damage when you also knew david can do shadow demon shit.
so yeah i am beyond reason in this fic when it comes to hating idris and all living being there and only support lance and david and max ( yes i am deliberately leaving arthur his idiotic naviety that kincaid cares about him when it comes to him vs his own family or so called destiny he is irritating me , like sir he doesnt give a shit about what he said to you idk why he believed kincaid's promises.)
i just want someone to lecture them after locking them in a room preferably alec i have no hope for rafael in this fic he is beyond any hope for me and so is kincaid so
😘thank you for teh rollercoaster of the chapter bye. But i hope you give vengeance to lance and his family against idris. 👿
This was A RIDE lmao.
I love when y'all take it personally and get emotional (shows me I am doing my job 😎)
I can't promise you anything. But I can tell you that I believe in happy endings, but I don't think everyone gets one. A story where EVERYONE gets their happy ending doesn't make sense to me. Some people do and others do. As to who will get it and who won't is entirely up to (in this scenario, me lmao).
So we shall wait and see :)
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crusty-chronicles · 8 months
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ATTENTION Y'ALL
I am now formally accepting request 👉👈. They might take a while to get done but trust that I will get to them.
Rules:
I will do both Sfw and NSFW, however NOTHING, absolutely nothing inappropriate with any minors. I will also not be doing any noncon or incest. ❌❌❌
For any requests you have please be a little specific or have a basic idea of what you'd like.
You can request Headcannons, oneshots, and drabbles. Sorry, I will not be making any new series at the moment. Ya girl has got to focus on getting into college 😎
Shows I will be willing to write for: HxH, Yu Yu Hakusho, One Piece, Bleach, Black Butler. I might expand my horizons a bit later on.
Now keep in mind I'm a basic bitch so if it's an extremely popular or toxic character in the fandom, I might not be into them. Ex: The Adult Trio. No offense but I fucking hate Hisoka and Illumi. Don't even think about it. With Peace and Love those requests will be discarded.
If you have a specific preference in mind for the reader insert let me know. Like male, female, gender neutral. Usually gn is the default for any fluff and AFAB for smut. Please let me know in advance if you'd like to change that.
And as always, fics are X reader. No x ocs or character x character. Sorry.
Edit: just to add on here because I've gotten a few already-Do not request any x readers for Gon or Killua unless they're platonic. I personally don't feel comfortable writing for them any other way, so flat out asking for an x reader for them will be discarded. Thank you and remember to be respectful!!!!
Thank you and have a wonderful day- Crusty 🤡
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criceofpain · 2 years
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Nana's 애기 reaction starts here:
Clad in his usual hoodie-jeans combination, Sim Jaeyun flashes you an anticipating grin as he comes back with two venti frappuccino cups --- ALREADY I CAN PICTURE THIS EASILY
before I forget what made you decide on the name Minji?
Jake staring at Minji reminds me about his appearance at the WillBen show with Jay, and when he kept cooing Jay had to say "they're not puppies, you know" ajskhdkjasdhkajsh
UWON ASHDJKASDHAKSJD WHAT A CUTE NAME
Jake ends up telling Minji everything he thought she had to know about you five years ago—except for a number of things he decides to keep hidden. ---- OOOOOOOOOOOOHH LIKE WHAT??? DIRTY THOUGHTS???
MISTER CONGENIALITY SHUT UPA SDKJASDJAHSDAS I LOVE THE MOVIE MISS CONGENIALITY
“I hope to God I’m doing this comforting shit right.” -- what a mood i can't do shit to comfort ppl adhskjashdkj
not Jake leaving the fridge door open for too long ahkshakjsdhsakjh
“Everybody likes mommy. What do you mean?” --- BOSS
DOG CAFE
OUCH IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN ASHJDKASHDKASJCAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU SAY Y/N
OPPA LOVES MOMMY HASHDASHASHA OUTED JUST LIKE THAT! I AM WHEEZING
gasp not Beomgyu spiking the drink THAT LITTLE BITCH
JAKE A VIRGIN AFTER SPENDING FOUR YEARS ABROAD WHY DO I NOT TRUST HIM??? CALL HIM SIMP JAEYUN NOT SIM JAEYUN
“Are you gonna shut that pretty little mouth of yours or am I gonna kiss the living daylights out of it?” --- /blushes like a slut
I'm silent here because I don't comment on smut scenes because I need to be FOCUSED
okay now let me just say I am proud of you for writing this lengthy fic even though it's not normal for you! i still remember when you would come to my asks to consult about the plot and I am sorry it took me THIS LONG to finally read it.
you can WRITE. whenever you feel down or unmotivated, just remember I said that. you have talent.
OOOOOOOOOH THE REVIEW FROM THE GREAT NANA HERSELF HAS FINALLY ARRIVED 😭
i know jake way too much for him to not get his everyday outfits accurate 💥💥💥 i'm a simkungdan for a reason
minji actually came from newjeans' minji! she's looks pretty istg
THE JAYKE WILLBEN EPISODE OH MY GOD he would look at minji as if she was a lil puppy
uwon is actually... jungwon lolz BUT uwon and jungwon in the aegi universe are two different people! one is small and one is a teenager
he means his feelings... but yeah dirty thoughts can also count 💀
YES JAKE WOULD BE MISTER CONGENIALITY IN PROM NIGHT I JUST KNOW IT
jake had a little irl heeseung moment 💀 aegi!jake just couldn't find the words to say
he's too whipped y/n's gonna whack him in the head for the high electricity bills
if y/n can't be girlboss, her daughter's gonna get the job done 😎
DOG CAFE BC JAEYUN DOG DAD
minji blowing jake's cover will always be my most favorite thing to write (and reread)
she's like "what r u gonna do abt it 🤨"
#BeomgyuIsOverParty
jake just loves his high school gurlie too much that he decides to not do himself a favor and get laid when he had the chance 💥💥
jake's just cocky as fuck when he asked the question "Are you gonna shut that little mouth of yours or am I gonna kiss the living daylights out of it?" HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HER UP IN HIS SLEEVE
that's honestly fine!! i want people to have different opinions whenever they read aegi because after all, it has wholesomeness, pain, and filth all in one. they can choose whatever they want to dwell on.
I LOVE THIS COMPREHENSIVE FEEDBACK SO MUCH AND I HONESTLY COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY TO READ THIS!!!
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staysuki · 3 years
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aaaaaa i finally read EHALOJ aaaaaa puchaaaaaaa
seungmin had those pogi typings going on lmao i love it v much huhu he was really an ass at the start but i still could bring myself to hate him 👁💧👄💧👁 idk if its automatic bc hes my bias or wut xd
moving on i honestly dont know who to ship y/n with :”> im debating on hyunjin and lee know. and yeji my queen uGh 🤨☹️😠😐 but whatever, INTEOTW yeji has my full heart. hyunjin is oblivious af but i still cant say much since i wouldnt really also believe if someone dearly close to me is a bitch irl even if the signs are 13628 inch by 28251 inch big, colored red with christmas lights.
aaaaa lee know and y/n has those history going on tHat makes me kilig ehe ehe but the typical and cliche ‘main character changed bad boy’ is 🥵 BTCH IDK WHO TO 🚢 ANYMORE 😠 sorry felix but ur bromance with jisung is more than fine already.
anyways the focus is BARELY on seungmin but i keep thinking about him ugh ✨ biaz tingz ✨ thankfully your seungmin smau already started xd
omg you re so good at antagonising people wtf 🤩 like literally all your works have the most detestable characters bc of how hurtful and toxic their dialogue sounds 😎 ur so very super duper amazing x9999 at writing, believe me 😭 you always incorporate the right amount of crack and dark thrilling shit in your stories uWu
BTW I THINK the dates. chapter link is broken on the masterlist and the next button on ch 19. i accidentally skipped ch 20 but thankfully i noticed it bc i got confused since lee know stated on ch 21 that y/n didnt answer him when he asked her on a date wHEN i didnt read anything abt him making a move. i got to the dates. chapter, ch 20, by clicking previous on chapter 21 though. hOPEFULLY U GOT WHAT I EXPLAINED 😭
im soooo excited for the next chapters huhu you did so well like di ako mapakali aYAN GANDANG GANDA AKO NAPA TAGALOG 💀 rly good job 👏
so i checked the playlist you shared and all the songs there are exactly my vibes 😭 they are the singers i listen to and i agree 100% that it hits home. OMG ZACKS VOICE IN BINIBINI SOUNDS SOOO SIMILAR TO HYUNJIN SHXHWHXHWHDHWHS IDK WHY BUT I THOUGHT ABT IT AND I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD HUHUHU 😭😭😭😭
huhuhu neways its 11 pm here, i might read a few more fics before heading to bed. hows ur day btw?
- bs
uy omg ok 👁
POGI TYPINGS PLS 💀. true, we can never hate seungmin 😤.
and yes hehe, the ships are ALL OVER THE PLACE one’s going to antartica while one’s going to florida or smth idk. but my goal is to just pull on everyone’s strings with that one since i don’t really plan to focus on the romance that much, it’s really more of a slice of life story with shitty people in the mix or smth. but there wILL be an endgoal boy. the key is that even i don’t know who it is 🥴❓ makes it more unpredictable, no? but it probably won’t be until long. i plan on focusing on every character and give them beautiful developments so that’s how many arcs(?) 😀, probs overambitious here but i’m excited to try and make a longer smau after rushing my previous ones + i have a lot of notes for EHALOJ from when i started planning it a long time ago so i already have a basis for season 2 once i start it in the VERY DISTANT FUTURE.
i made INTEOTW yeji the way she is to make up for the fact that she’s one of the antagonists in this story :,). that’s kind of like my own pattern, i want balance. also hyunjin being gaslit by his own sister 😔💔💔💔.
minho ship looking promising for you huh 🥴. felix kinda came out of left field but isn’t he such a cutie. literally everyone’s rooting for yongbokie but i don’t blame em, he’s not like INTEOTW felix huhu.
SECRETARY KIM is a busy man 😤 let him do his job. kim seungmin smau is indeed out and it’s a new character trope!! no more tsundere, confident, and/or snarky seungmin 😌 i’m moving out of the stereotypes here.
and also thank you!!! that means a lot. ngl, i feel like i overdo it(??) like, i want villains to be “real people” and not outright “people made to be villains” ifykwim, i don’t want them to be hated because “hey i’m obviously a shitty person!!!” but because they’re complex and not some 2d bond villain. but idk, maybe i didn’t really have a choice with EHALOJ yeji because SHE IS just like that 🤔. hyunjin is in mental turmoil even. probably my favorite “antagonist” moment would have to be dark seungmin in the earliest chapters. but thank you for the compliments, i love writing dialogue, even my editor irl (for my non-tumblr works) always compliments my dialogue dynamic writing so that’s why i stuck to smaus, it’s just dialogue all the time 🤪. i was a bit afraid the EHALOJ might be a bit too dark to garner any attention (bc nobody wants to see their faves antagonized, valid) but i’m glad i took the risk, it was hard to get through but it’s honestly one of my hate-favorite works and i’m glad others seem to enjoy the twists and turns too despite the obvious lack of focus in the romance.
AND YES I FIXED THE LINKS. SOMEBODY ELSE POINTED IT OUT. HOW EMBARRASSING. MY QUALITY CONTROL IS GETTING BAD 😭💔
and tHANK YOU huhu, i swear it’s finished na, just all queued up hehe, not gonna dump it no no no 👆👇👆, i will follow a fixed schedule of uploading every three days. i think there’s five chapters left in the good ol basement. one of my irks too is that i don’t want smau chapters to be released in succession bc i don’t want people to just see smaus when they scroll through my feed so like, if i already have a lot of buffer posts in between like asks or self updates then i might update early. if not, then imma post other randoms in between.
HWANG HYUNJIN AS FRAT BOY NA TAGA BGC SUPERIORITY. medyo napa 🤨🤨🤨 ako sa exbattallion, that group is such a meme (i remember when socmed was tRASHING pauwi nako for being cringe) but i just respect the vibes and listened to everything 😤. AND SEEEEEEEE. THEIR VOICES ARE SIMILAR OMFG I CANNOT.
my day went great! celebrated my mom’s birthday. out to get tattoos once again. hope you have a good sleep, i’ll always be making fics for you to read 😌♥️ how’s ur day.
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domjaehyun · 4 years
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ACKk u said the L word out loud 😨 nsfw IN PUBLIC💀 my birthday was nice! I had lunch w my family and ate nice cake (I have feelings for cakes. Fave thing. next to Mark of course.) and got moneyyy😎😎 baller bitch haha broke WHO? Not me hehe😎🎩 How has your day been? -👄
i’m soft we knew this :(( i love love i say it so much!!! and i’m happy, baby!!! what kind of cake was it? and OOH i love getting money money is nice :D my day’s been good! i’m working a lot on your fic so that’s fun :D also unrelated but i had a yummy popsicle and it made me happy!!
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khaleesiofalicante · 1 year
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This day has been INTENSE! So coming here to just read all the asks and the snippets helped me relax a little!
First of all I'm loving the drama of cheater Alec. I'm having tlnd flashbacks when people said there was no way malec would get a divorce and we ended up with that precious gem!!! Ngl I'm kinda excited for it...what I just love your malec fics so much!?!
And also, not to be that person but MAVID ROYALTY AU BITCHES. I AM BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT AND I'M SURE @springlily25 WILL AGREE WITH ME
Hospital au and amnesia au also looked chaotic and I approve 😎
Don't even get me started at this ials. I am still processing all of it😭😭 but that deserves another ask when I'm not that sleep deprived
So yeah. I had a weird fucking night. My high school best friend (and probably first love-crush) who I hadn't talked to in months and haven't called in probably more than a year and a half, just called me tonight.
I kinda ignored the fist call because my heart was beating a little bit faster than usual for some reason...
Well, she was drunk and she just asked me if she sounded bad and what should she do. I gave her some instructions and made sure she was with someone and she just ended the call apologizing, and when I told her it was ok and she should call me if something happened she just said "love you" and damn did that hit kinda hard...
And also later her friend called me through her phone and assured me she was safe and thanked me for worrying, and she told me she would call me if anything happened. That my friend had broken up with her boyfriend and she drank a little too much but that she was ok. And I don't fucking know why before we ended the call I told her "take care of her for me". She promised me she would and I wanted to cry a little ngl.
Maybe it's just that for the first time it felt too real. That we were both different and had different lives that we no longer had a part on. She had a boyfriend I didn't know of and a new best friend. I also have people in my life she doesn't know. It felt sad. I guess that's normal.
But anyway, I'm done mopping around here. I also got a weird text from a friend but I'm just gonna pretend I fell asleep and didn't see it. Too much weirdness for a day😂
noah you utter rose petal what am i going to do with you?
I hateeee people who call other people (out of the blue and after ignoring them for ages) because they 'need a friend' or 'were drunk' whatever the fuck.
you are the sweetest person i know and you deserve to be someone's first choice and someone's sober choice (ANDREW WOULD AGREE WITH ME BTW)
BUT - I am still so proud of the way you handled this. people are gonna be weird and heartless and stupid but we should try to choose kindness when we can and i am glad you did.
I LOVE YOU. GET SOME SLEEP. THIS IS A THREAT.
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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"Never love someone who makes you feel ordinary" -idk the source, but I loved the quote<3
Ok but all the Jace and Selena content ended me😭😭😭 HIM SINGING TO HER HOLY SHIT I MIGHT CRY
Mom come pick me up, mundanes are scarier than princes of hell...
Rafael staying with her made me really soft for some reason 🥺🥺🥺
Idk in which of your fics I read a quote that went something like "There aren't good or bad parents. There are just parents who try and parents who don't" and this reminded me of it 💙
FINALLY!! He joined the Gabrielina ship!!!! And he's gonna get some sense into Heronstairs!!! My man is so beautiful 🥺
Clary cutting her hair😭😭😭 I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO LOVE HER MORE??? YET HERE I STAN!!!
Jace being so in love with Clary is something that can be so personal to me tbh
Amira>>>>
How, I ask, do you expect me not to absolutely LOVE Gabriel when they do things like putting a blindfold so they won't look at Selena without her consent???? And reassure her in every step??? And say things like: "I will love every version of you that you will share with me.”????? How???
“My mama used to say that someone else’s pain doesn’t have to be our antidote.”
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“She said a princess is still a princess with or without hair.”
Gabriel's mom is the absolute best no one @ me!!
Selena is the baddest bitch of all time. She is a goodness. She is the moment. She is amazing. She-
Gabriel opened their eyes. They smiled too. “Sirenita. What does it feel like?”
“What does it feel like to what?”
“To be the most beautiful girl in the world?"
Idk how to explain you that I literally teared with this. In an office. This was just.... Ahhh this quote will be in my mind from now on🥺🥺🥺 and they ask me why I'm single when my expectations are THIS high
She can grow her hair again!!! HELL YEAH THAT'S MY GIRL!!!
Omg only David would paint the most powerful warlock's cane for it to look better 🥺💙
Everyday arson stops being a dream and becomes a need with Mallory 🔪🙂
Feral David is my religion 😍
Ahh Nico is so cute 😭😭 stop, I need to remember he is the most ancient and powerful warlock!!!
“Things are always prettier when they’re blue,” David noted sappily. That was smooth af jshdjdkdhs
He wasn’t going to say ‘you shouldn’t have’ or ‘I can’t accept this’.
It was a book and David wasn’t an idiot.
I feel him on a personal level😔
I love that he is focusing on how much Max loves him and not the fact that someone is trying to kill him for that lmaoo
“No,” Nico said. “I just saw darkness. Like I always do.”
Oh.
Nico squeezed him tightly before he pulled back. “Goodbye, David.”
Oh.
No, no, no!!! I don't like this. This is giving me BAD VIBES. ABORT MISSION😭😭 prince of Darkness foreshadowing????
“I know I can’t ask you to never to kiss anyone again. But at least until I’m alive, promise me your lips are mine.” he says this as if Max hasn't thought that if anyone other than David kisses him he will die😂
“And what if I don’t come back to you?” David asked quietly.
“Then I’ll come to you,” Max said simply. “You and I. We always find our way back to each other, remember?”
“What if I die?” David asked dumbly.
“You did die, babe,” Max smiled. “And I got you back.”
This scene is so cute but I can't help but be scared af😭 at least of he dies I know Max will try with everything he has to bring him back. Not that comforting, but still!!!
He kissed him.
Max’s eyes were glazed when David pulled back. He grinned. “What was that for?”
David kissed him again.
“Goodbye, Max.”
Well, this sure as hell feels like a final goodbye and I'm not here for that. I need mavid to stay happy and alive, OK?!??!?
Ok, ok. Soooo, Nico wanted to go to NY Institute. And now that David is gone, he went back to Idris... I don't think this is a coincidence!!!
Lexi and Gigi: best parabatai ever😎😎
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DOES THAT SECRET MISSION MEANS??? I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING SHIT 😭
“Marcus created the perfect dilemma,” FUCK HIM BUT ALSO WHY THE VILLAINS ALWAYS SO SMART???
I already hate everything about that date :))
I am weirdly excited about Roman and Gigi going to Devlin Corp. Yes I know it's dangerous but who's better for this than them??!?!?
Hunter: this needs to stop😠... well, ok, just don't cause harm :) going home😊?? THAT ISN'T A REAL TALK!!!!
Marcus literally went like: yeah, I murdered Anjali's parents bc she didn't approve my idea and also took all the blood of some girl... But they crossed the line talking to my dad☹️!!!
Why the fuck does Mallory has Alec's arrows??? You don't deserve to even touch it!!!
Listen, I just want to know, in a really respectful way, why do you insist on hurting the Herondale-Fairchild family????? WHY??
DONT YOU DARE HURT MY BEAUTIFUL JACE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING 😭😭
OMG YES CALL MARCUS OUT. THAT'S SO TRUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT?
Also I love that quote too 🥺
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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Mom: are you ok??
Me: Noo!!! You don't understand Blue Means I Love You!!!!😭😭
Honestly when that scene came I screamed djvdkdjd
Also, I love the blue heart emoji (I think you can tell lmao) but after this I am just going to use it sooo much more!!!
Protective Alec is best trope. Sorry I don't make the rules😌
The talk between Alec and Max made me cry honestly 😭 you can't just put a soft family moment and expect me to keep going with my life!!!
Also, not Max being soo scared of disappointing his family but them being like "ok, your choice:) now are we gonna eat or what?" THAT WHOLE SCENE OMFG JNDHDKDJ
Herondale-Fairchilds rights only!!!!!
Everyone, including me: David is a soft baby🥺 he is the best human and the kindest, he's really beautiful and his thoughts are always poetry 🥺🥺
Also David: *has a shortcircuit everytime he looks at Max. He has to stop half of his thoughts of going south. Thinks about the kids he could have with Max. Asks Max to go to France with him an hour before the flight in most romantic way possible*
He's got the range 😎😎
David
Do you need help decoding that?
The response comes four seconds later.
Captain Lightwood-Bane
Decode this, you son of a bitch.
🖕🖕🖕
Then another text after a few seconds.
Captain Lightwood-Bane
Keep him safe.
💙
THEM>>>>>>
No matter how much I stan Mavid, I have to accept the fact that I won't ever stan them as much as Jace does😔
Shotout to some fave scenes and quotes:
It’s not careful and experimental.
It’s easy and familiar.
As if their lips have known each other for ages.
As if they have been doing this for centuries and not seconds.
As if Max has kissed David in every universe that exists and therefore knows exactly how to kiss him.
The fist kiss. THE WOULD ALSO FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE DON'T @ ME
Max laughs out loud. David might be a little in love with the sound already.
I would give everything to listen to that sound *sigh*
“You just think everyone is kind like you are,” Max grumbles. “Just the way my family thinks everyone is gifted like they are.”
“Maybe you just think everyone is hard on you as you are hard on yourself,” David shrugs.
PREACH>>>>
Also the fist time he saw Max and proceeded to think poetry about his beauty. 1000/10
“You shouldn’t try so hard with your family,” David tells him gently. “Family is the one place where we don’t have to do anything to fit in.” YES I AM DROWNING IN FAMILY FEELS🥺
Love me all the interactions between Max and Rafe😂
No. You’re Max Lightwood-Bane,” dad grins. “That’s the Maximum amount of Lightwood-Bane a person can be.” omg this dad joke broke me to the core jdvskdndn
I will be imagining mavid in France doing everything David said they would and being soft, in love and happy together, IALS, LBAF have no power against me!! 🔪🙂 Who am I kidding of course they do!
This was such a great fic!! It made me laugh so fucking hard and I maaay have cried a little (if you don't cry with a Dani fic, is it really Dani??) I love the Lightwood-Banes and David in every universe too🥺💚
💙.💙.💙.
Yeah, I will end all my asks with it, what about it??😂😂
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for the little nostalgic trip because i wrote this fic without planning it and it was all over the place so I don't remember how and why it came about. But reading bits and pieces from earlier chapters made me really emo 🥺
I'm SOOOOO happy you liked it. I liked it too 🙈
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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hello hi 🌸🌻
I clearly didn’t make it through without emotional damage after reading through the last few chapters gosh. But I’m recovering now ksnjknjbhf
timeline 1 malec is so soft. They are both so fucking gone for each other. Good to know that Magnus has been a sad emo child since day one. 
Alec calling Ragnor for Magnus I??? if my partner doesn’t pay an entire trip just to get my best friend to surprise me then I don’t want them. I’d straight up return them.
That entire chapter with Jace. 
“I’m not letting Alec die of a heart attack” BYE
Magnus getting a divorce for his safety/sanity- it makes a lot of sense and whoever is giving shit to Magnus will have to go through me-
Magnus making fun of Ben’s name lmfao bb pls, you’re not fooling anyone. 
Is this Ben person fishy??? What is up with him?! He seems fishy I’d say. I have trust issues with guys named Ben or like guys in general who aren’t LBs.
“I miss my happiness’ BITCH do not make me smack your head like desis do with their remotes. Go fuxking get it.
David and Max are a goddamn mess someone send help-
Rosewood is so soft I love them. Rafael writing a letter for her. He’s baby. He’s also an idiot. 
“He can’t turn off being Rafael” OKAY THATS IT IM ADOPTING RAFAEL. 
oof Robert got shot. Okay I kinda get why alec would feel safer with a gun but Magnus is also right. But Magnus is also an idiot who needs to explain shit. The ultimatum thing was kinda shitty. okay but alec hiding it? They are such a mess *sighs*
Is someone following Alec or smth?? are these bitches in danger on top of everything else??
“It makes me wish I was dead instead” EMOTIONAL FCKN DAMAGE.
Magnus wrote fanfiction skwbqiwnwn screaming 
Max telling Alec to not bring the election thing>> cannot believe that Alec and Max have the best communication in this fic yet lmao (minus the David secret ofc lmao). This also reminded me of that convo in lbaf where max tells Alec how they sometimes feel pressure because of the LB name. 
David telling Max about the books he like. screaming crying throwing up
Okay magnus missing the election to help Shinyun was nskwkqw but this one time I cancelled on all my friends on a trip last minute because my best friend had some shit going on and flew across the country to meet her so ehm I get it kinda. Also because im a MAGNUS APOLOGIST first and human being second. 
PHEW!!!!!!!!! It was a roller coaster. These bitches are a fuxking mess. Malec should’ve adopted that daughter then atleast one of them would have brain cells. 
There’s this show called This Is Us. TLND reminds me a lot of it. Even the storytelling pattern. It’s a compliment btw since it’s my fav show. I think you would like it (if you haven't watched it already) since you’re into family dynamics and all. It’s just extremely long skskkssksk and takes months to finish. 
okay I’m gonna go and read some fluff now bye ily take care. 
me after reading 8 chapters together
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BABE OMG. I LOVE THIS IS US. A FAVE SHOW DJEJWJKWKW.
(I stopped watching after 3 because it got weird but I need to catch up tbh)
Now that I realize Randall does give some Rafe vibes and Kevin being Max 😶‍🌫️
Here is a Max and Rafe tiktok for you. The first is Max and the other is Rafe 😎
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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years
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Just finished ch 6 of VVA
Me when I read “I’m gunna teach you how to surf!”
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Me by the end of the chapter
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🥰🥰🥰 also love how Alec got to use the “I’m not your bitch” line on Zara 😆🙌🏻
Oh AND YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THE MALCOLM AND ANNABEL FEELS. KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That first gif is so funny idk why 😭😭😭
You can’t expect me to write a fic with the TDA gang and not have some Annabel/Malcolm angst? It’s part of the deal baby 😎
Also this chapter in essence:
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