#also one of his author assigned fursonas is doberman 🫶

[warriorfujoshi]

who is this haru and what is his deal

haru is the worlds specialest unmedicated bisexual menace with a gnc swag who skips and smiles thru the horrors while having the best gay sex filled summer vacation of his life ever topping previously-straight men 🥳🥳🥳!!!!

REAL ANSWER: haru is the protagonist of the 2013 r18 bl game “NO, THANK YOU!!!” by parade and he is one of my favouritest characters ever 🥹…!

this got long so i put the rest under the readmore 🥹🥹🥹

at the beginning of the game he sees a man named inui kouichi about to get hit by a car, jumps to push him out of the way, and gets hit instead. he loses his memories because of this. due to not knowing basic details like his name or age, kouichi decides to offer him a job at his bar, sótano, while he recovers! will haru get his memories back…!? will romance blossom between him and his coworkers…!? i wonder…!!!

he is 22 years old(?) and canonically bisexual! he loves pools, bean daifuku, corn on the cob, and boobs! the quote used on his official profile is “all right, i’ve got it! let’s have sex!” he has a childish curiosity about everything and operates under an indecipherable set of principles. (<- also from his official profile)

hes definitely not for everybody bc hes always saying shit like this ↓…

and he likes to test peoples boundaries… and he sometimes does morally questionable things… but i think he is not only really cute but also a really relatable representation of…! well…! brain damage. mental illness. being a bisexual guy with a high ponytail who wants to fuck big hairy titted old guys… he’s just a silly imp who goes through a lot but stays optimistic despite it all…!!! i love him so much 🥹 hes literally this ↓ ok. Do you trust me

if ur interested in playing nty PLEASEEE make sure you check out the content warnings! 🥹🥹🥹 if you want more detail on those or the recommended route order or any other info, feel free to send me another ask…!

#also this is not canon but he is so transmasc adhd autistic coded… #he could be my mutual… #like I could unfurl the evidence list. #I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER BC I AM SO BIASED… IM A SEVERE HARU APOLOGIST… DESPITE IT ALL… HE IS MY SHMOOPY… #hes so. like. guy who sniffs peoples shoes #guy whos excited to go bald #guy whose special interest is gay sex #guy who skips and skedaddles #he has so many mental illnesses and is banned in 99 countries but he is your friend. I promise. #nty #parade #asks #anon #I LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT HE MAKES MY STOMACH HURT LIKE CRAZY #hes so. cutest devious squishy. his bishoujo level cuteness and ukelike charm is the source of his ultimate level 90000000 seme power #do u get it #also one of his author assigned fursonas is doberman 🫶 #ok enough or ill never post this. hes my special shmoopiest little guy forever and ever amen