#also not to post this to comment on his *ahem* interests in bed but *gestures* these speak for themselves is all i’m sayin

[victimized-martyr]

Why. Why is Cartman like this. Someone shut him up. It’s embarrassing, the way he talks. I’m cringing out of this plane of existence

#south park #the dialogue from this bitch istg #eric cartman #so listen fic writers more power to u I understand how y’all wanna interpret an older eric #but the facts are that this is a depraved little dude who has like. prolly the most embarrassing sexy talk on television #also not to post this to comment on his *ahem* interests in bed but *gestures* these speak for themselves is all i’m sayin #like there’s not much left to the imagination (land) #take a shot every time this ho says ’yEaH’ like 🤦🏻‍♀️ #am i calling cartman out or at i calling Trey out?? who knows…. #actually lmao i’ve watched so much SP i actually know trey’s kinks too i have a damn list lmao the man is consistent and :) I didn’t need #to know this info and yet. I do. Wonderful #hate my life hate this show

[azuls-octobussy]

For the Reverse Shipping Game!

4th Place) Azul Ashengrotto

I believe he would be fascinated by you and your uniqueness. He'd like your laid back attitude and hobbies. He'd probably be very curious about your writings and ask to read some of them. He'd also see if he can convince you to try playing board games with him since you like video games, just to share his hobbies as well.

He'd be flustered by your dirty mind but don't worry he's into it, and might open up about any... perverse thoughts he has. And while he tries to keep a strong business persona on, your care when he's down and willingness to hug him better is much appreciated.

3rd Place) Rook Hunt

This Huntsman saw you and he greatly admired your special type of beauty! The blue hair, your fashion sense, piercings and tattoos. They all are magnifique! Which led to him being around you more and coming to love your fun and chill personality too.

What a wild ride you'd be on, Rook has a sharp eye, he'd know exactly what you're into from the passing comments you make and what you enjoy writing about. He's all for pampering his lover best he can~ And appreciating each time you look after him. You two would have a very fun and happy relationships. Emphasize on the fun. 😉

2nd Place) Idia Shroud

There is a deep connection for two otakus stuck in a mist of normies. Please, talk weeb with him. Friend him in his games. You two can dive into the gaming/anime world as a dynamic power couple! He'd be impressed by you writing your fics, might secretly read them online if you post them. All and all, Idia feels a deep kinship with you. He feels comfortable enough to let loose around you and be himself. See how sharp his tongue is while he insults game mechanics and rants about certain characters to you. Feel free to return the favor!

This repressed pervert is LIVING with your dirty mind. Once he gets over his embarrassment, you'll see how wide he grins when you two talk kinks. And maybe when he- Ahem.

And please hug this boy. He was in public for a day, people spoke to him. He's tired, he needs his game companion to recharge him. Hold him tight till he's alive again.

1st Place) Lilia Vanrouge

Why, what an interesting fun child you are! Lilia is delighted by your existence and loves how you express yourself. It started with you just catching his eye when you passed by his eyesight. He might've pranked you by popping out next to you to catch your name. Yet, things really blossomed when he found out your into video games. As a fellow gamer, he'll see if you would like to play a game or two... or ten with him.

You like music? Great! As a member of the Light Music Club, he'll happily play you a song! (Hope you like death metal!) And he would love to hear what stories you've made with your mind while he shares stories of his many life experiences.

Dirty mind, you say? Do tell him more, adorable child. Let's see if you can surprise him with what you think of. If you're feeling bold, Lilia doesn't mind showing you things he's learned over the years but... Are you brave enough to let him play with you? He promises he'll give you a good time~

And he adores your sweet side, there to cheer him up and hold him. He's a very emotionally strong individual but he wouldn't mind the doting. He be sure to return the gesture tenfold. Would you like him to make you a home cook meal in return? Why are you turning pale and backing away, dear child?

Oh wow, Nonnie-Chan, you certainly put so thought into this!! Thank you so much!!

Azul: You guys got wanting to know more about him now!! I’d love to play board games with him, too!

Rook: I can totally see Rook loving the beauty and artistry of tattoos, which I would love to talk to him about!

Idia: We would be the ultimate weeb couple! I would love to talk games and anime, and snuggle in bed with him after a long day!

Lilia: Foxy Grandpa for the win!! I’m not afraid to at least give his cooking a shot, I like some weird food combinations myself. And I would love to have some fun with him ;)

#disney's twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #rook hunt #idia shroud #lilia vanrouge #twst azul #twst rook #twst idia #twst lilia #shipping game