#also hi i’m not dead

[elsartzz]

Tighnari almost regrets teaching Collei how to use a bow and arrow 🍃🏹

(ik Fontaine is trending but I haven’t played the archon quest yet so may I interest you in some half-baked Sumeru content? :D)

#genshin impact fanart #tighnari #collei #tighnari fanart #collei fanart #I had this idea since sumeru came out but I just. never drew it til now #this actually took me five hours to draw I’m not even joking #never drawing tighnari again #his outfit was torture there are way too many things going on #meme redraw #also hi i’m not dead #just tired #my art #genshin impact #digital art

[cozywhump]

“caretaker only using nicknames/pet names to try and soothe whumpee” is great. but i think “caretaker who always uses nicknames/pet names only using whumpee’s real name to try and soothe them” hits just as hard if not harder

#there’s just an aspect of hearing their name from caretaker that both grounds them and makes them realize just how bad things might be #and it’s great #also hi i’m not dead #my prompts #whump #whump prompt #whumpee x caretaker #hurt/comfort prompts #hurt/comfort

[shadow--writer]

Remembered I drew a body base for Maeve and now I can play dress up with hot outfits

#maeve #my art #she soooooo #mmmmm #also hi I’m not dead #college is kicking my butt hardcore #tumblr NOOOOO #MY QUALITYYYYY #😭😭😭😭

[shittydirkoccasionally]

pov he is judging you

#I feel like this belongs here #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck #also hi I’m not dead #posted this on cohost also btw #go follow me there at autoresponder #or don’t waterver

[majickth]

this 7dtd stream is gonna make me draw zombie apocalypse scar again fr

#7dtd is such a janky mess I love it #can’t wait to see how they deal with horde night #also hi I’m not dead #just focused on work; school; commissions; and artfiggt

[mossandhaze]

Showing off the shawl I made for my mother for Christmas! pattern is from here

#crochet #shawl #crochet project #how do you tag crochet #also hi I’m not dead

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

CATS TOMORROW FUCK YEAHHHH

#my confidence is never higher #than when i’m dressed up for cats #also hi i’m not dead #cats the musical #cats us tour 6

[ravensgard]

it’s honestly impressive how spn has been over for 3 yrs and is somehow still baiting fans

#teddy.txt #jensen ackles called misha collins his bf at a con lmao #c’mon man. give it a rest #idc how much u pander no one is watching the prequel #also hi i’m not dead

[lieu10ant-a]

#large image / #ugly mobile post / #having a nice cup of tea #and painting nerf guns #also hi i’m not dead #but a lot is happening irl #my first real night of semi calm in weeks #so i’m gonna enjoy tonight #peace ily guys

[transguidomista]

Maybe don’t make a thread of comments on a hiatus fic about taking over and continuing the fic on your own account. Because maybe the author still has plans to finish that fic and their life has just left them no time to do so. And maybe that author still gets notifications for comments left on that fic. And maybe reading you say that shit makes them feel really fucking worthless. Just a thought

#thot talks #also hi I’m not dead

[thisultraviolet]

Does anyone have a link that will work internationally I’m struggling y’all 😭

#also hi I’m not dead #my post

[feral-bunnie]

i left my phone in my moms car and bc we had yet another snow storm she couldn’t drop it off to me and it’s not that i need constant communication or anything but not having the ability to google things at whim or go on wikipedia when ever i needed to learn something was killing me

#personal #also hi i’m not dead #i know my posts have many been running off queue but this was my last week of the semester #and i worked 40+ hours bc two people at my job are down w covid #and now that i’m a manager i got responsibilities i guess

[ellipsis-ultima]

I do not like this new layout tumblr has on the tablet…

#Bruh it’s a bit confusing #Also hi I’m not dead #Just working on some art #another Pokemon flower crown project if you will #Here’s hoping I’ll have all 4 of them ready by tomorrow!

[wormdebut]

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.

‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’

Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.

——

“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.

Yes. He’s aware.

He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—

“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”

Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.

“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”

It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.

‘Good Boy’

‘Precious Girl’

Bark bark bark or whatever.

Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.

He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.

Damn.

He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.

“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?

Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”

They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.

“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.

Like recognizes like, he supposes.

He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”

Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”

The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?

He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.

Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.

This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.

This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—

“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”

Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”

Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”

Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”

He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”

Oh shit.

“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.

“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”

She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.

Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.

“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.

“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.

Oh god, oh no. Oh god.

Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.

#steddie #worm brain #something something the next time Eddie is at the dog park ALONE because Chrissy is BANNED from joining him #Steve is there with his stupid pretty dog and catches Eddie’s eye. #ends up telling Eddie that Robin told him about a ‘rowdy pup’ that needed discipline or whatever #kinky kinky #puppy play and daddy kink for days #but anyways. #I’m not dead just fucking tired #I’m still here. #Steddie ficlet #bark bark woof woof woof #also confident Robin is a legend and she deserves it #Buckingham #OH ALSO. the dog is a vizsla and her name is maple

[catboyglover]

neil perry is stronger than me bc how on earth do you cope when your roommate is this pretty

#his little parted lips #LIKE FUCK! #if a man ever looked up at me like that #my brain would actually short circuit i’m gonna be real with you #i’m being gay sorry #this also applies to having neil as your roommate bc how. #dead poets society #dps #todd anderson #neil perry #todd anderson x neil perry #neil perry x todd anderson #anderperry #ethan hawke

[bluesadansey]

unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

#meta #s speaks #adansey #adam parrish #richard gansey #trc #I’m sorry. but also Maggie wrote this so it’s on her I’m just calling a spade a spade #more insane when you think about their first meeting being Adam teaching Gansey about cars and Gansey teaching him about dead welsh kings #reciprocal informational exchanges defining their whole dynamic in that way … sapiosexual disaster bi bitches #it’s so funny to me that the greenmantle intro scene is def her way of establishing Adam as queer outside of his attraction to Ronan but w/ #bringing Gansey into it and yet the description of greenmantle sounds like a combo of Ronan and Gansey #and the language to describe his attraction is a downplayed version of the monologue flashback of Gansey being like the sun…chile anyway. #him thinking Ronan is so attractive I wish I could imagine him as a young hot professor but that’s just not his vibe… #so I take it you’ve imagined Gansey as your history prof many a time okay. #the raven cycle