#also he just thinks it's cute imo

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[turtleblogatlast]

imo Leo has every right to be prideful about his appearance because if I had red stripes over my eyes, I’d make my face a personality trait too

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rip to the other tmnt variations that are also sliders but don’t have the stripes #unironically i think leo’s design is the best in the series for the stripes alone ngl #immediately drew me to his character #like i love each and every tmnt bro there is no one who is bad and y’all can fight me on that #but rise leo just LOOKS the best imo #he’s got the one benefit that p much no one else in the series has: something more than a mask to make his face stand out #plus the blue and red look so sick frfr #bros the face man for a REASON #ok but like side note i really love the character designs in rise in particular #but also like…every set of turts per series has such a specific and special style that are ALL GOOD #(but red stripes win out) #(like those are built in eyeliners c’mon) #i will say i also really love 2012 Mikey’s freckles they are Very Cute #and i also love love love when the characters have tooth gaps it’s always cute

[kagoutiss]

pays for his therapy

#ocarina of time #oot #ganondorf #excuse how cunty hes drawn here it is because i want him. anyway #just as a sidenote these are examples of like 2 different kinds of smiles i feel like i associate with him #first one is the Almost Grimace. or like a wider more performative smile #which happens to be offputting sometimes because he has a tendency to show too much of his incisors. cute and also occasionally offputting #the second one is like. you know how (especially in Wind Waker iirc) he will grin but like. only the corners of his mouth show his teeth #and the middle part stays closed somehow. it’s not just when he smiles either it’s just like a thing he does with his face #its so funny its such a unique trait. anyway i like to think that one is less practiced and more genuine #i also like his silly jagged teeth in wind waker…..i think its meant to be partly some permanent effect from his Boar Events #but also like. what if his teeth are kind of just jagged in some places and not perfectly straight #even when he’s much younger lol like he’s just always kinda had that. #extreme charm point…….imo……………

[bl00doodle]

My sonknux fanchild..... her name is apple !!

#my art #sonknux #sonic the hedgehog #knuckled the echidna #the irony of me making a sonknux fanchild first instead of a sonadow fanchild jssjskej #i luvvv sonknux sm tho.... #KNUCKLES WOULD BE A WORRIER ANXIOUS DAD... sonic would also be nervous but hes being more chill abt it #knuckles would definitely want his kid to think hes the coolest aSKDJSKSKAK TRIES TO IMPRESS AN INFANT #they have lil competitions to make their baby laugh pr smthn ehehe #theyd be such cute n silly parents... #w sonadow i think they rly wouldnt have kids tbh maybe theyd have liek 5 chao as children SHSBWHWHSHHW #or like 4 cats and 1 dog . thats the vide i have in my brain #*vibe #soandow would def be vague parent figures 2 sum ppl when theyre mucchhh much older imo #sonknux would b more llikely to have a kid #how is their kid borm? idk. magic? emerald magic!??.. #anywayz sry for the little word vomit eheheh #i just cant mcfreakin decide what she would wear OTL #she has a pink nose... hehe...

[beware-of-eels]

One day I’ll sit down and finish my list of izzy’s injuries but for now you get bruises and scars as i see fit n gfdms k

character practice pt. 2

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #td izzy #td eva #td noah #i think izzy comes across too cute in an aww way in this but oh well #team escope #anywhays sorry to every character that i give some kind of undercut im just a simple lesbian #also izzys wearing a compression top under her tank bc i said so #id say binder specifically but girl is too active for anything with extreme compression to be safe imo #also struggled to make noah look as like #dorky as i wanted to but oh well #i will not EVER be drawing him in his monstrocity of layers sorry fresh i would rather die #noah will just have to be cold IMSORRY #anyways this is just Wide Awake Girl and her two perpetually exhausted friends #evas probably getting plenty of sleep but her face just looks like that #noah sleeps so much but so inconsistantly and hes dying on the outside sorry to him #anyway enough of that #my art

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 British Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Rubens Barrichello)

#the commentators were like 'seb has a msg to jenson: im on your tail' SEBSON SEASON BABEYYYYY #i think i said last race something about what my inner monologue is like while watching jense wins is like #but just so you know the seb version of that is just me constantly saying 'junge junge junge!! jungeeeeee' #pretty happy with the coloring on these!! #im just really in love with the dark navy blue and red as a color duo(yes im a rbr stan) #not a very interesting race imo but seb was serving red bull golden boy realness!! He had almost a 20 sec gap to mark by the end #'THE HISTORY BOOK ON THE SHELF IS ALWAYS REPEATING ITSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' #i love this little menace twink so much AAAAAAGHHHHHH #he and mark were pretty cute this time around which is nice #dw mark your win is right within your grasp just wait a little #and also rubens is the oldest on the grid atp so its very cute how affectionate he is w seb one of the youngest #mark webber #sebastian vettel #rubens barrichello #sv5 #sebmark #martian #2009 british gp #2009 british grand prix #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1

[eff-plays]

Not exactly a dadstarion truther either (mostly bc it took me a while to actually warm up to the idea and also hes NEVER having kids with my durge, only my tav (can you imagine this man parenting a Bhaalspawn? A dhampir Bhaalspawn?? Nonono.)) But I do find something a little compelling about the thought of this man who a) has had absolutely nothing of his own for as long as he can remember and b) sees himself as worthless and irreparably fucked up creating this tiny new person? Like, they're part of him, he made this precious little creature (with the person he already loves most)? This soft and innocent thing? (Which he would waffle awfully between wanting to keep innocent for as long as possible but also making sure they know about life's horrors so they can avoid them) Like sure the baby version is annoyingly loud and can't do anything and also gross and smells but he can teach the toddler to bite people. He is the absolute worst enabler, spoils the kid rotten. Teaches them to steal and pick locks and just lets them get away with murder. Parent #2 has to do all the actual parenting part cuz damn he's not doing the discipline thing at all.

Also the vain part of him likes looking at his kid and sort of seeing some of his face in them, since he can't use an actual mirror.

Well he'd be cured by the time he has the kid or soon after in my canon, so that last part wouldn't apply for me.

And yeah, when I say that I'm not a dadstarion truther I don't mean that I don't see it happening ever, but more that to me, that first step in itself is the one that I see as least likely.

Because I can accept that he would learn to love the kid, that he would care about it and spoil it. I can also accept (and would gladly explore) him having a complicated relationship with the kid, either early on in a postpartum depression sort of way, or further down the line in a "I can't find common ground with my teen/young adult" sort of way (or both lbr).

The problem, to me, is that I don't see Astarion going "let's have a kid!" I don't see him genuinely wanting one, and I don't see him finding any reason to lie about wanting one, and I don't see Hira believing any of those lies even if he does try. It's really the initial hurdle. The rest I'm happy to make as dysfunctional and weird as it would realistically be when a guy who shouldn't be a dad becomes a dad. One of the reasons I came up with Critter is because I find it compelling how much Astarion is not a dad guy, and how that would fuck up a person like Critter. That's juicy stuff. And also a way for me to work out my own daddy issues I guess lmao.

But getting that started? Actually inventing a reason for how Astarion would even agree to it? That's where I struggle. And that's why I'm torn. Cuz I do want to stay true to my own interpretation of a character, while also wanting to create a new character and put them both (and also Hira) in situations.

Like I'm happy for all the dadstarion peeps who have cool dhampir girlies running around on adventures and I'd love to join them, but I also think that if I were true to Astarion's characterization, that kid would have issues. Like maybe a lot of them.

#bg3 #i'm not in it for the squee of omg cute baby!! #i do not care about babies or kids in general it's not why i'm here #i have no parental instincts and do not personally plan to ever reproduce #nor am i in it for the nuclear faerûnian family fantasy #i'm in it for the 'my traumatized parents love me but couldn't help but traumatize me in small ways just by being themselves' #'cuz parents are also people and maybe they regret having me and maybe i made their lives worse' #'but they also can't imagine it without me because i'm part of them and they're part of me' #ya feel me??? #like yeah i imagine most of the kid's life is excellent and both parents love them v much #but having astarion as a parent would defo do things to your brain that maybe shouldn't be done #hira would be passable if paired with a normal person but they wouldn't tolerate anything but complete devotion to their child #(which astarion fundamentally can't provide imo) #which is also bad cuz bby ur shutting down all communication and compromise and making asty feel like shit #like it would be very dysfunctional for a long while until the kid was like older toddler-age maybe #until the point where astarion would realize there's a person in there and not just a weird crying shitting bag of meat that his partner #inexplicably values over him #once that realization hits him i think he'd do way better #but until then he's fucked

[birdieart]

what was bucky calling himself in romania? did he use the romanian variant of James (Iakob) when he talked to people and had to give them a name? how did he even learn romanian? does he have romanian heritage? did he learn it during the war? how did he pay rent? was he working in construction or as a line cook or something? did he have a little old lady as a neighbour who thought he was too skinny and lonely and forced him to eat with her at least once a week? did she make him help with cooking so he could make the food himself? did he go to the orthodox church with her? did the local kids like him? did he cut his hair himself or did he brave going to a barbers to keep it at a length he liked? did he like talking to market sellers about fruit because it was an easy conversation and a way for him to get used to socialising?

i have SO many questions about bucky in romania

#like i know it was just a nod to sebstan being romanian which is very cute imo #but also the logistics of this #is bucky romanian? is his mother romanian and changed her last name when she married his dad? #did he grow up orthodox or protestant? #why romania? #its a smart move going to a capital city and hiding in plain sight especially considering how much he physically changed over those two yea #homeboy was eating snacks all the time and absolutely thriving #except the whole 'sleeping bag on the mattress' situation but you know what i mean #sometimes i think about sebstan in interviews talking about being romanian and the cultural effects of that #his mother reading coffee dregs (like reading tea leaves) and being raised orthodox christian #i wonder how much of that bleeds into bucky #because bucky choosing romania of all places kind of implies some kind of connection #beyond the connection with the soviet arm of hydra #bucky barnes #bucky meta #bucky barnes meta #mcu meta #cacw meta #civil war meta #marvel #mcu

[obstinatecondolement]

Not to be all "this is an Only Murders in the Building blog now" but apparently since yesterday I have reached a point of no longer being satisfied with being part of a two-person fandom irl with my sister and I need to Discuss things with you all.

Anyway. Currently thinking about how Theo Dimas is a) Greek and b) Deaf—both cultures that are very physically demonstrative—and that he is. Like that.

#I love Theo Dimas so fucking much #the poorest and littlest of meow meows #haven't we all committed accidental manslaughter and allowed someone else to go to prison for it? #have we not all in our time robbed valuables from dead people's bodies? #and consider this: he was very sad about it #and he is so sweet and has such a delightfully quiet and affectionate friendship with mabel #who he kidnapped that one time and who wrongly accused him of murder on a podcast that lead to his arrest #neither of which they hold against each other because they are fellow traumatised disaster millennials who haven't got their shit together #also I think maybe they should kiss about it??? #because he has stuck around a lot longer than any of her canon love interests #and! she is learning asl so clearly values the relationship and wants to make it easier to communicate on his terms #and mabel is famously guarded and slow to trust #(but also a real 'once my walls are down I will love you forever' type) #so her being like 'I want to talk to you and I want that enough and to do it often enough that I want to meet you half way #and not just expect you to always lip-read and write things down for me #because I don't want understanding me and being understood by me to be as much work as it would be if I didn't make any effort to sign' #is like... a very significant indication of how she feels about having theo in her life imo #also they are both very cute and ping bi4bi to me and honestly that would have been more than enough for me #only murders in the building #omitb #omitb spoilers #only murders in the building spoilers

[sysig]

Cat wearing clothes (Patreon)

#Doodles #Pokemon #MewTwo #I was looking at my little MewTwo plushy a bit more focusedly the other day and decided #''Hmm...MewTwo would look good in an Empress-style dress'' lol #He's got the waist-hip ratio for it! He looks absolutely killer imo <3 #I wonder if it would be uncomfortable to wear clothes that hug tight to just under his chestplate tho hmm :0 #The band T lol - I don't listen to Disturbed much but for as long as I've known it I've always tied their song ''I'm Alive'' to MewTwo <3 #''To change myself - I'd rather die!'' He's so strong <3 I love MewTwo so much #But he's also an angsty teen haha - deservedly! I just could see him rocking out and singing to himself angrily just to get the feels out #Loud angry music seems like it'd suit him ♥ #Then a silly one lol since MewTwo is sort of based on Greys I thought an ''I BELIEVE'' shirt would be fitting #But belief and faith and all that I dunno - MewTwo doesn't really seem like much of a believer so how about a parody tank top lol #Especially funny considering y'know - he also qualifies haha #Like wearing a wanted poster of your own face lol #Last little guy <3 Again in the proportions of my PokéDoll :D #I tuck my little lad's tail over his feet quite often I think it's a very cute way to rest #Curled up comfortably <3

[qualityrain]

fknished lynsys sidequest and hes so (biting him like a chewtoy) i think his insane rizz everybody talks abt his fake but i think calling mc a “gentle soul” and indulging paimon w a private show and thinking of us as his friends is genuine and i think thats cuter

#ik ppl want a guy that flirrs w mc regardles of gender but i do think his rizz is just him in the magician persona #i like his more subdued sweet side #i like him being genuine more….silly guy #🤏🤏🤏 also did not expecr to like lynette this much from his sidequest #but shes so reliable and cute and 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏 #i love their relationship so much #claude txt #i do think theres smth up w rhe flowers lyney gives us tho. one parting one passion two separate perspectives of the same nature #but im too stupid to figure it out #to me mc could potentially also be lyneys “truth” #romantically or platonically idk #personally. qpr. qpr is always the solution. #ok heres my isnane take. i dont think lyney would cause harm to us #betrayal comes in many forms and i think for lyney it would jsut be omission and lies #i think hes too loyal. Imo. i rhink hes in debt to us. #the same way he was in debt w his teacher #i think his teacger and mc r both “gentle souls” #and i rhink l&l wouldnt go against us as strongly because theyre in debt to us #we became lyneys attorney and protected him and now they owe us yk. #yk what fuck it i dont think l&l would betray us anymore #yeah it sucks but i cant see it anymore #unless they were threatened or smth #potential parallels w rh npc stoey forbfuture archon quests frfr

[i-hear-a-sound]

drakengard 2 is good. eat my shorts

#eat pant if you will. #drakengard #Drakengard 2 #maybe it’s just it’s cast. because I REALLY love 2’s cast omg #and NO NOT JUST THE BITCHES FROM 1 EVEN THOUGH IMO. they are handled SO fucking well in this game esp the monsterfuckers #but that’s like. the one thing everyone agrees abt with d2. the shit with caim and angelus was fire pun intended #but like…… eris nowe urick yaha hanch. legna (even tho he was in d1 he got that character umf here). the other guy whose name I forget. #I FUCKING LOVE THEIR ASSES #that and the soundtrack. oh my god the soundtrack……. im sorry none of the canon games even come close to this game’s opening track. #LA LAAAAA LALA LAAA LA LAA LAAA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GDTTING CHILLS TYPING IT EGEHSKSNSHSNSITS SO. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #JAIWKWHhisjwhwhsk)/$7282&/!/!/&/&2!/)$jJjhwuwuwjwnwjha 😚😚👁😭👁🥴😂🙂🤣🥴😅😊😓😊🥴🥴🙂🙂😓🤣😂😄🤣 #games definitely flawed but honestly it not being “canon” doesn’t make it horrible to me. it’s cute. i like Drakengard 2. #also it gave us angelegna and honestly I think that was drakenier’s peak. canon is a pea in comparison

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

[ID: 3 Drawings on lined paper. The first is of Gundham, posing with his overcoat and scarf billowing around. He’s holding up a pokeball in one hand with a Pichu on his shoulder. By his feet are a Dedenne, Plusle, and Minun. The second is Kazuichi, flinching away from something unseen. A Jolteon is kicking out with one leg by his feet and a Klink floats above him. The last is of Sonia, posing with a pokeball in one hand and the other arm crossed behind her back. A Swablu flies by her shoulder and a snubull hangs onto one of her legs. End ID.] More pokemon au stuff!!

#gundham tanaka #kazuichi soda #kazuichi souda #sonia nevermind #dr2 #sdr2 #danganronpa #pokemon au #accessible art #pluto's creations #My reasoning: #Gundham should be obvious. All mouse pokemon :3 #I might draw it later by I think it'd be fantastic if these are his 4 dark devas and he also just. has a hydreigon #but* #Kazuichi always felt like a jolteon guy for me #and steel/electric fits his ultimate talent #Sonia has a swablu because its soft and cute #snubull is a bit less immediately cute imo? and I think it'd make for a funny kazuichi interaction

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

You know, the Morty and Morty Jr part of Raising Gazorpazorp is actually really funny and sweet, it’s just a shame about… everything else in the episode

#rick and morty #rnm #morty smith #morty jr #i honestly cringe so much at all the gender jokes that i usually just skip this episode completely in rewatches #but i actually watched it this time round and tbf the non-sexist parts are actually pretty good #it’s interesting to compare it to the manc ave episode of solar opposites as well #to see the difference in gender based episodes almost a decade apart #personally i like that episode of solar opposites because imo it’s taking the piss out of gender stereotypes #rather than genuinely being like ‘all women/men are like this’ #especially since for shlorpians gender is literally just a random aesthetic choice #anyway i digress #i just think it’s cute how the second morty jr is born morty instantly is like ‘well i’m a dad now’ #with no hesitation or second thoughts #and you can see how much he loves and cares for his weird half alien son #also beth and jerry are such dicks and it’s so funny

[amethyst-halo]

i said this morning i wasn't as mad abt shadow but. i am like trying not to think abt it bc it just. genuinely i fucking hate it

#asc shadow #asc spoilers #warrior cats spoilers #wc spoilers #sketch speaks #yknow what wouldve made more sense to me? sunbeam swearing off of love entirely. shutting off that part of her relationships. #just going ''fuck this actually'' and distancing herself from everyone #bc- i havent read it myself yet but- at NO POINT has she EVER given me the impression that she is In Love with nightheart #i think she likes the idea that he loves her i don't think it went any further than that #so YEAH i think she should be hurt and mad about him dipping out on her but i DONT think it makes sense for her to fucking FOLLOW HIM #ALSO NIGHTHEART HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT CREEPY TOWARDS HER IMO SO THIS IS JUST RED FLAG NIGHTMARE #it is not cute they've known each other for like. a month at most #im sorry but even irl you should not marry someone you've known for a month tops #It's Weird and i Don't Like It #i straight up don't want to read any more of asc #i'm not mad abt anyone liking how this is going or anything this rage is pointed solely at the erins #if u like it u do u but i have my own opinions on this

[explainslowly]

Rewatching Hollywood Babylon just to have something running in the background and I did not pick up on a *lot* of meta jokes the first time I watched it, truly this is a dry run for French Mistake. Mr. Edlund! Your preocupations are showing.

My count in like, first ten minutes:

Gilmore girls reference

"the weather here is practically Canadian"

"Can you make the movie a little lighter? You know, have it have more color" "It's a horror movie"

I am sure I am missing like a *lot* of other shit because I am not clued into the production drama. French Mistake has been pored over to death but I wanna see someone do it for Hollywood Babylon as well (or if it has been done, link me).

#a lot is also just generally about the industry I think #spn rewatch for your blacklist #this episode has Dean at his fucking sweetest imo he's just non-stop cute #he has incredible weird nerd swag in this episode it's so hot