#almost shat myself

[nothidd3n]

richie lipschitz my rotten soldier

my sweet cheese

my good-time boy

#when he sang #IM NOT A LOSER #almost shat myself #he deserved better #richie lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid

[bromios]

What’s great about Arizona is that the only means of travel between its two largest cities is a single highway, 3 (or 2) lanes in each direction, so if there is a single accident that shuts down multiple lanes a 90 minute drive almost doubles with stop and go traffic.

#almost shat myself

[lexi72]

Massive ass spider in the house today and was my weapon:

A) A shoe

B) Spider spray

C) The neighbours cat

D) Burning the house down

I used the neighbours cat (Bonnie) sweet cat 10/10 would recommend

#scary spider #almost shat myself #kittens first assassination #spiders can jump?!

[savedthescene]

Pete fucking wentz was right in front of me. If you even care

#WHAT THE FUCKKK EVEN WAS ANAHEIM LIKE ???😭😭😭 #insane show. in many ways #VERY FUN THOUGH I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF AT DOLDRUMS AND 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN #FALL OUT BOY FOR FUCKING EVER #pete wentz #fall out boy #fob #pete #my show #my stuff

[avareadsthings]

me when a family member meets five florida panthers (excluding barky, verhaeghe, and gadjovich)

#my dad showed me this pic and i almost shat myself #sam bennett #sam reinhart #aaron ekblad #matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers

[milkthebunny]

I'm sorry....are you self aware????

#When I tell you I almost shat myself when he addressed the camera #Jumpscared me BZJSHSB #honkai star rail #hsr sampo #sampo koski #Everyday the Aha theories make more and more sense

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Dúo was prepared to take me out (and not on a date) if I didn’t extend my Spanish streak today

#the way i screamed #the way I almost shat myself #I’ve not seen this before #and I was afeared #for my life #duolingo #duo owl

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

PLEASE tell me im not the only one whos scared shitless of the hsr clock mascot..........

like this thing is gonna kill me in my sleep. its the shadowy figure i see behind my door. its gonna take my family away if i dont drink the fucking soda hes advertising or somehting. im terrified

#its clockie right #THIS THING IS SO SCARY #i swear i was just walking around with firefly in the quest and i almost shat myself seeing the fucking statue #i mean i already thought it was creepy in the promotional videos but DAMN #if it gets an ingame model i will cry............... #max yaps #silly hours #honkai star rail #clockie #2.0 #penacony

[lonvely]

olive's near-death experience.

well, like i said, not sure why olive likes fire's so much since she keeps lighting things on fire, & this time it was herself. thankfully bill (my husband's sim) didn't just dress up as a firefighter for halloween, but he's also a firefighter, so he was able to rescue her just in time!!

#i almost shat myself when i saw olive catch on fire #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #simblr #the sims 4 #mine #ts4 legacy #fields g1 #olivesbc #postcard legacy #lonvely #ts4 bachelorette challenge

[spouu]

#fanart #tears of the kingdom #ledgend of zelda #tloz tears of the kingdom #totk light dragon #link totk #i started listening to this song and got so excited about the connection i almost shat myself #Spotify

[yurigalactica]

chat i'm in the fucking trenches

#/silly #I WOKE UP AND THE INNITERS IN STEM POST HAD DOUBLE THE NOTES I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF #glad to know that everyone is as unwell about this as me lmfao

[di-girls-dem-sugar]

the thing about it is, i was willing to accept hearing good old-fashioned lover boy at any point in the season as confirmation that crowley had feelings for aziraphale. and then we actually heard it. and in addition to that, he. they. well.

#i almost shat myself when it started playing #good omens #shut up kayla #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

[somethingcoolerinsummer]

GRANDPA FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP LET'S GO

#welt yang #hsr welt #honkai star rail #i almost shat myself when i saw him pop up on the screen

[rusty-gloinks]

U said,,,send,,,,so I obliged :3✨ an O mayhaps?🤯

(I’m so sorry if he looks rlly inconsistent I just need to make him a proper ref GRRRR, but the first image shows his correct sleeves, everything else is the same guhhhhrh)

:)

#IM SORRY IF IT LOOKS OFF.I KINDA MIxed the designs together #and I almost shat myself because the stupid app kicked me out halfway w/o saving :furious: #Others ocs #murder drones

[error404vnotfound]

getting second hand anxiety from a fic because of an election was not in my 2024 bingo card

#text:null #situation: coalition with the westerosi equivalent of pp vox and ciudadanos #ngl when i saw that the vox equivalent had gotten 13% i almost shat myself #again this is a fictional election yet i am so invested help

[courfeyrec]

lord give me the strength to block potentially over 200 bots that started following me last night

#saw my follower count this morning and honestly almost shat myself #i think the solution will be do it in batches bc. it's a lot. #mae posts