#all this ass and FOR WHAT 🥲🥲🥲

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Me spamming my friends bc I wanna learn how to twerk this year😂🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

#i will succeed #I GOTTA DAMMIT #all this ass and FOR WHAT 🥲🥲🥲 #personal #me #mine #bodies #body posi #black tumblr #black women #howdy #:3 #fav #selfies #melanin #art #body art

[crumboat]

Me when tummy hurty

#No but fr tho #No matter what i eat it all ends the same 🥲🥲🥲 #God have mercy on my ass bro 😭😭😭😭

[theirloveisgross]

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#What a long ass day #Work sucked #But ah well. #I wanted to say I listened to the small Aussie bands that will be opening for Louis on my way to work this morning and I was like 'eh' #But then I got to club Halifax and I really digged the two songs they have on Spotify #Nice interesting voice and sounds #Very very cool #Oh and I also read Joshua's post while on my break and he made me tear up 🥲 #He's so special and he deserves all the awards okay #How lucky we are to get the content he creates and he seems like a genuinely good dude. His energy is just so soft. Ugh. #My best friends. 💚 #Anyway. That's my diary entry of the day. Lol.

[moe-broey]

Boots :)

Another Started As A Test Subject and now they're literally the only thing I ever fucking wear. Idk how well it shows in the pics but they are badly cracked and have been worn into the ground but like. Shoe comfy :(

Also the wings are a new addition! The inner ones slap against each other. Doesn't really bother me personally though so I'm keeping them as is 😅 Oh, and the laces are paracord!

#funnily enough these are also something i got at the beginning of my transition thinking 'oh yeah this is masc. surely.' #final tangent but this is why insane fucking terfs/transphobes who are like #'noooo don't transition what about our butches what about our tomboy gfs :((((' #i was literally never either of those things. #they are all so stupid 🥲 (for. a lot of very obvious reasons LMFAOO but specifically for that as well.) #but yeah i literally used fashion and artsy self expression as a way to cope LMFAOOO #and as a way to draw attention away from myself. despite. drawing SO much attention to myself. #seems counter intuitive and i won't argue w you there LMAOO it was to sort of just. be like. #look at my cute outfit :) don't. don't even think about the guy underneath them. #AND it was ALSO the only way i could somehow feel some semblance of self. cause i did truly love what i'd wear #and then i'd wonder why i'd break down crying at the thought of what i am without those clothes. #just? a girl? the idea gutted me and made me want to tear my skin off with my nails and teeth #but like. i'm sure this has zero implications about me. who i am. ect. and has nothing to do w trans thoughts i had in middle school. #time to pick a perfect outfit and get a good grade in Girl™ 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 #nowadays i just wake up put on a band tee and i'm just some guy. forever and always. it's so fucking cool #literally does not matter if it's a pants day or a shorts and tights day i'm just some guy. it's so fucking awesome 😎👍 #for real even though i do still struggle w dysphoria some days worse than others i am so at peace. #i just wish everyone saw me the way i do. i literally cannot comprehend how anyone looks at me and goes #'ah....... a woman.' like. dude. for real? what are you seeing that i don't. #like bro!!! way not cool!!!! lame ass motherfucker!!!! #<- GSJSGSJ WAIT WHEN DID I USE THIS TAG BEFORE LMFAOO?? IT'S. SO FITTING HERE HAHAHAHA #anyways i was gonna say idk if i saw a motherfucker who's clearly striving for some androgyny #and a sick ass mullet no matter what immediately registers in my mind that i may have to correct later #i'm just. going to assume. they are some type of queer. and i am avoiding pronouns/gendered language #til they tell me 'oh yeah i'm :) and my pronouns are :)' and i'd adjust accordingly. #like idk that's so normal to me. what's not clicking for literally everyone else. #UGH ANYWAY i've been ranting and infodumping way too long i wanna get ready for bed now LMFAO #also if at any point you've looked at these pics and thought 'damn bitch you live like this' #yes. i know. i'm aware. i do live like this LMFAO 🫡😔 #my projects

[whump-queen]

SQUASH TIME SQUASH TIME THATS RIGHT FOLKS ITS BUTTERNUT SQUASH TIME

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY COOKING SHOW

I HAVE FINALLY COOKED THE BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND HOOOHH BOY WE’RE IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT FOLKS

I’m sure you’ve been wondering, ‘Akia, how was that squash??’ I’m positive it’s been on your mind. I’m sure you haven’t been able to SLEEP with the suspense of my Squash Saga — so hey listen, don’t worry, I got you.

FIRST OFF: not only did I score myself a lil BUTTERNUT— but I got FOUR squashes. That’s right, FOUR WHOLE DELIGHTS of the season! Paragons of autumn! Five stars! It’s SQUASH SEASON BABEYYY!!!!!

But today,, today!?!? It’s butternut squash time.

Aight we got ourselves a lil before and after the oven and! Wow!! That color! That crispiness!! That beautiful golden hue!!Gorgeous. 🤌 Irreplaceable. 🤌 She is truly one of the gems of this mortal life.

And we cut that beautiful bb squash open and ….. WOW! She STUNS us once again. Folks, just LOOK at that beautiful cross section! Truly Delightful!! Perfection!! I’m Speechless!!

And then we get our—our beautiful squash all plated up and she just, *sniff*— she just looks so beautiful up there, all finished,. god I’m so proud of her. So proud, she’s, come so far… my squash child..

Thanks for… for watching my cooking show *wipes tears* it’s been real y’all <3

Tagging you against your will Idgaf appreciate my squash: @whumpsday @whumpshaped @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @blood-is-compulsory

#*throws up a peace sign through emotional sobbing* #my DAUGHTER #my LITTLE SQUASH CHILD #I’m so proud of her 🥲🥲😭 #my lil squash baby #squash time #personal #akias cooking #bet you never thought you’d see this on a whump blog guess what neither did I but here we both are #but wait a sec… #if you’re here #.and IM HERE #then WHOSE FLYING THIS PLANE #seriously Wtf are we aboutta crash?? bro get ur ASS back in the cockpit WTF IS WRONG W U #I thought you went to PILOT SCHOOL OR SM #no??!!? you DIDNT?!? #then why THE FUCK #does your SHIRT say PILOT #god dammit we’re all gonna die aren’t we. #well it was nice knowing y’all don’t forget to subscribe to my channel #this has been squash time #thanks for joining us #stay tuned for next week where in rush a squash with my fist and eat the raw insides #the way NATURE INTENDED. #my post #shitposting #butternut squash #uwu #whump community #idgaf it’s whump community if I say it is god dammit

[carcarrot]

celebrating an absolutely unsuccessful hour of job searching

#im at my 'i literally cant do this anymore' limit with my current job #but i am simply not qualified for jobs closer to me that pay more than what i make now #and some jobs seem like possible good fits. except the hours would be ass #like i could have a supervisory job in a college bookstore in new york but be getting out of work at 6pm 💀 which is not smth i want in ny #not just because it's. new york but also because it would take me like an hour and a half to get home 🥲 #where have all the mindless jobs gone. just put me in a room for 8 hours and tell me to type up things or put em on spreadsheets #if you let me listen to music ill literally knock that job out of the park. but oh well #back to my plan of suddenly becoming rich and famous i guess. back to my screenplay

[hypaalicious]

Noooo the book doesn't come in for me until this weekend!! I wanna read it!! T-T

In other news, your hair is very pretty -💕

Okay no but frfr, I know the feeling of waiting for a book you wanna read so bad that you just be at the window every day waiting like:

That is absolutely going to be me when Jacqueline Carey’s new book hits this August btw 😂

And thank you boo 🥹 I go through different colors sometimes but at the end of the day, I always go back to pink & purple. And seeing as though I will not be stripping any color from my hair (and Arctic Fox dyes are HEAVY in pigment), this might as well be my new permanent color 😂 I just need to get in a proper haircut and I’ll be SET

#also my simplified hair routine now makes colors last so long #I just redyed my hair and the last time I did it was in November #and the colors just faded to a slightly lighter pink and purple like they never fully washed out #and I’m like damn is this what it’s like to have hydrated hair?? #cause there was a time years ago where a permanent black dye would not hold in my hair at all #and now I know it’s because my ass was chronically dehydrating my hair with oils 🥲 #anon ask

[eggsmuses-a]

Trick or Treat!  🎃 (if u wanna !!)

trick or treat ! / accepting

THIS IS A CERTIFIED JAMIE MOMENT

[DO NOT REBLOG UNLESS TAGGED]

#/I WAS GONNA COLOUR HIM BUT THE SKETCH LOOKS ASS WITH COLOURS SO I JUST GAVE HIM NOT WHITE HAIR AKVSKABSKVS #/this is what i get for not doing a warm-up sketch beforehand 🥲 #jfouler #( out of eggs ) -- ooc #( eggs benedict ) -- ask #/ill probably draw him again sometime so i dont make him look like a strangled goose 😭😭😭 #/sorry i mangled your divorced dad homie #/BUT IF YOU LIKE THIS ENOUGH I GIVE YOU THUMBS UP TO USE THIS FOR ICONS #/no pressure at all tho >:) #/i simply cannot draw mens faces is all :grief:

[introvertedeviant]

Yall life is so CRAZYY, I’m going back to school this summer lmaooo

#speech is not my field after all 🥲 #deep down I always knew I was never gonna apply to grad school #I knew it in my heart #like I could still apply but I don’t think I would be motivated enough to go through with it #it would be a disservice to me and to the kids I would help #rn I am so stressed with trying my very best to be at least a decent therapist for them but I know I suck #I’m new and I’m struggling a lot #eventually I know I will get better but it’s gonna be an uphill battle #but I don’t think I could do this for the rest of my life #I’m not passionate enough #currently having a mid life crises but not really bc I know what I’m gonna do now :) #I’m finally doing what I’ve been thinking about for years !! since I was in college #but it was always some fleeting thought that i would never actually get to do #but it was always interesting to me #and I know it will be hard but im willing to do it bc it’s genuinely something I want to do #yall I hope everything goes alright cuz it’s gonna be a whole ass new journey #late night rambles

[thecreelhouse]

every dece writing app/platform requires a subscription…….. might kermit who could be sure

#currently going through the entirety of what i have for TLU so far and removing all these random ass symbols #because google docs is ASS #bro i was using docs for years idk what the hell happened lately that it’s so bad #but i wish they’d fix it jfc. anyway. at least i have pages 🥲 it’s. something 🥲 #house.txt

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Nothing like getting he/him'd and they/them'd by a manager at work who was fired a couple of months ago for calling people the wrong pronouns on purpose.

#to be fair those are the ones i prefer #but this man doesn't know me #i present somewhat androgynously all the time but my dumper ass kinda gives shit away #and this dude sees me and says 'naw fam you're a he/they now' #and knowing what people have told me about him that seems mad disrespectful #I'll literally respond to whatever pronouns. but the fact this guy who has a history of misgendering people sees me and they/hes me? #real uncomfortable #there's a transfemme enby who started yesterday who is a she/they user and she's corrected him so many times today... #boss guy is all 'alright my guy. my dude. brother man' and she's quietly like 'its she or they plz 🥲' #and guy still hasn't acknowledged it..

[concoulor]

still upset about my friend breaking up with me & that happened almost 2 years ago now

#thinking about it because the date is coming up again #it still bothers me a lot because how could you do that to me! I had the worst day of my life (so far) #and then the worst panic attack of my life (so far) after because I felt so guilty about needing her to understand my needs #I physically mentally all that could not do what she wanted me to do and then was very nasty to me and never spoke to me again #how could you do that to someone! especially me since we had been friends since 1st grade and a few weeks prior you were staying at my hous #when your dad kicked you out!!!!! I’m not gonna explain the whole situation here obvi but #if a person you have been close friends with your entire life can’t do what you want them to and is severely unwell about it is never #talking to them and blocking them on everything okay jesus christ I sent her this long ass message #& she was ok with it for a while & then got really bitchy with me because she was angry and then never spoke to me again I didn’t even get #to explain how terrible I felt about not meeting her expectations/not being able to do what she wanted in person cause she wouldn’t fucking #talk to me ever again 🥲 whatever fuck her I really don’t think I did anything wrong I’m tearing up as I type this lmao