#all in all: a horrible show for birdlovers

[miskatebishop]

rating falcon and the winter soldier episodes on how much sam talked to birds:

1×01: 2/10 he didnt talk to a real bird but he did talk to his little robot pigeon

1x02: 2.5/10 no real bird talking but his robot bird redwing got a lot of attention, which i appreciate

1x03: -10/10 no birds, not even a lick of birdshit, sam didn't even use his fake bird wings

1x04: 0/10, again, no birds, but at least john walker was walking around acting like pigeon shit personified

1x05: -30945/10, no birds, no wings, no nothing- it was truly unacceptable and i will not stand for it

1x06: 4/10, while there were, disappointingly no birds, there was a lot of action from our favourite robot bird, and a lot of flying around, as birds tend to do.

#all in all: a horrible show for birdlovers #let sam wilson talk to birds 2k21 #just how horrible a person do you have to be to write a show called FALCON and the wintersoldier and not have a SINGLE falcon involved #there are plenty of capable bird actors who could've completed the role of redwing (of the real life bird variant) easy #sam wilson #captain america #fatws #falcon and the winter soldier #marvel #mcu #falcon #the falcon