#all i did was park a fucking car

[gravityflops]

my dad just hit me with the “i’m the parent and you’re the kid”

in the context that i should be the mature one

i’m so fucking tired

#vent post #tw vent #vent in tags #all i did was park a fucking car #sorry YOU never told me you hated driving in the yard around me #sorry YOU parked in the spot i usually park #that was SO obvious what you wanted me to do #this is so fucking dumb #after i got home from yoga??? really?? you’re going to make me cry AFTER that??? #the most idiotic fucking argument i could possibly conceive. there is no way i could have known why you were upset. #can’t communicate with your own child like an adult and expect them to read your fucking mind. what the fuck is wrong with you. #i’m booking classes for the rest of the fucking week #i don’t care what the class is or how hard it is. i am not sitting at a dinner table with that man

[coquelicoq]

crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

#just tracing like. the sequence of events that had to take place in order for this to come to pass #1. natori and his shiki are skulking around homura stalking ban. possibly it's just his shiki and natori is elsewhere. #either way 2. natsume shows up and natori learns about it either bc he witnesses it or a shiki comes to tell him #3. natori gets in his little richard scarry apple car (this is my mental image for some reason) & fucking. BOOKS IT to the matoba compound #4. goes inside. presumably matoba lackeys try to stop him bc their boss is in an important meeting but somehow he gets past them #(possibilities here are v fun to think about. maybe natori does this all the time and they're used to it. maybe he's never done it before #but they're all on orders to let natori in if he ever shows up. maybe natori convinces them he's supposed to be IN the meeting #which is great because it sounds like some important clan thing so what is he in the clan now??) #5. interrupts matoba's meeting like 'i need you' and matoba's like 'bye everyone whatever this is is more important' #6. they get in natori's comical apple car (again the apple car is not canon don't worry about it) #& natori drives like a bat out of hell back to homura. (SOURCE: matoba is so scarred he refuses natori's offer for a ride later) #i wonder what they talk about on the way there? because they don't talk about why natori is stalking ban until much later #so they must be busy talking about something else. but what?? #that or they're both too distracted by all the near-death experiences from natori's crazed driving lol #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #homura cats arc #horrible exorcists #my posts #sidenote i feel like that page at the end where both matoba and sensei refuse natori's offers of a ride is really funny because #sensei's reason is that it will take too long. but sensei did you know natori drives like a speed demon? think it thru... #also like. how long did it take him to decide to involve matoba? was that his backup plan all along? #also it's pretty lucky that he found matoba at all considering he could be anywhere...the matoba have like 15 houses... #he has matoba's schedule memorized lol #natori sparkling to the assorted clan members in the meeting: sorry ladies and gentlemen i just need to borrow this~ #*throws matoba over his shoulder and fireman-carries him to the parking lot*

[sleepinglionhearts]

It's all fun and games til you hit something you didn't expect in a construction zone and you pop both passenger side tires in what can only be described as the absolute worst occurence of fuckery you've encountered today

#personal #guess who's stuck in a parking lot for a while!!!! #and is also guilty bc this is their mom's car they're borrowing!!!!!!! #there's been so much road work on this part of the route tho #i know i hit a curb but i could swear that curb was like. 3 inches further to the right last time....... #not sure how i managed to fuck up the back tire too but you know what they say #don't half ass it full ass it #hm. wait. would full-assing be popping ALL the tires??? #who knows! #ah... thankfully no one has stopped to bother me about it #i did get very pitying looks from a couple walking their dogs #and the homeless guy who looked like he was gonna approach but then looked at the fucking wheels and like. turned away #well! time to wait for family to come and lend a hand and if that doesnt work we call the roadside assistance 🙃

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Remember that rambling we had a while back about Cassie trying to turn Freddy against Gregory by showing him footage of the shattering?

Imagine if she also salvaged footage of inside the elevator she got dropped off, with Gregory's voice clearly recorded as well as everything that happened in there up to the moment the elevator crashed.

Freddy is still excusing Gregory's actions in the shatterings footage? Yeah, that alone already leaves a bitter taste in the back of Cassie's mouth, but she's not done yet.

She then shows him the elevator footage. Something she personally had to go through because someone else imposed it upon her, a clear death sentence cast over her by who she thought was her friend, unlike the shattering of robots in order to steal useful things from them. The voice of Gregory clearly able to play god with her life there and he verbally chooses purposely to end it.

No matter what, Freddy can't smoothly excuse that, especially given the person who nearly got betrayed and killed is right in front of him, and no matter how much of a chokehold Gregory has on him, he cannot deny her being conpletely justified in feeling and thinking however way she is now. And if he tries to, he'll most likely only dig himself and Gregory even deeper, because one half a letter or gesture wrong and he could be giving off the message that Cassie should have died or deserved to die, or that she wasn't worthy enough as a living person to be left to live, that her death was the right thing and would have been justifiable and acceptable. And you know, passing off that message in the face of the one who nearly got killed, would not be good.

If you keep in mind that flavor texts in Ruin indicate Cassie was frequently in the PizzaPlex growing up since she was little, it would be safe to assume Cassie and Freddy have known each other for years. So this situation would only be EXTRA bitter and stingy. That apparently a child he's known for years and that is part of the "Fazbear Family" (as in being the child of an employee) was discardable and less worthy or valuable to him than a backstabbing brat he just met one night.

Man this would suck for everyone involved because there is no easy way out of this one. I'm not sure what the outcome of this mess would be, but man, the "what if" thought of Cassie being so distraught she lands into denial with the belief that "Gregory must have hacked you without your awareness to artificially force you into loyalty because the REAL Freddy would never do this or be like this!" and forcefully tries to get the Faz-wrench on him to try 'bringing him back to normal.'

This girl needs a break.

Oh god she really does need a break holy hell but this has given me some thoughts

So. Freddy. He's the most popular, hands down. There's no way he's not! Face of the brand, generic and always front and centre, even when he's not around! Always swarmed with kids and always trying to be a very good example!

What I tend to think about Freddy, is that he's very hands off. He doesn't typically form good, strong bonds with the kids on an individual level because he's always swarmed. They come and the go and if he didn't have a database built into his brain, he wouldn't be able to remember so many names and faces. His approach is just to sort of oversee things. Make sure no one is breaking any rules. Doesn't notice when kids leave because there's always so many of them that keeping track is near impossible. He focuses on whoever's in front of him.

Cassie is aware of this! She's seen everyone else act differently with a crowd than they do with a few kids! Of course Freddy would be no different! She always made that effort to be nice to him whenever he wasn't out entertaining, just like she did with the others when she got the chance, more so even! It must be pretty stressful being surrounded by kids all day, right?

She'd always thought that the animatronics had all seen her differently to the average kid. She was there a lot more often, during quiet times and in restricted areas, able to interact with them all outside of the public eye. She's heard them swear, seen them mess around, breaking rules, goofing off, skipping things on their schedules, and all sorts of other things. They've all hung out together a good number of times and Cassie had felt like she was friends with all of them!

But now, all of that is being questioned. The way Freddy talks to her is like she's no different to any other kid, like all those backstage moments didn't happen. He's doing the old "why can't we all just get along" spiel on her, despite the fact she nearly actually died several times and all his apparent friends got destroyed. Suddenly, she wonders why he was ever so popular, why she ever thought he saw her any differently to the swarms of kids running around at Fazerblast and most importantly, she's wondering if it's just Freddy that feels like that.

Roxy? Probably doesn't feel that way. Despite being deactivated by Cassie, she still rushed in to save her. They've had more heart to heart moments under the pizzaplex than she's had with anyone else too. There's some doubts, of course there is after this, but Roxy would have an easier time reasurring her than some of the others...

Do the others really treat her differently? Or did she make that up in her head too? Do they really care about her? Or did they just put on a show for her like they would anyone else? Is their kindness genuine? Or is it all just as fake as Freddy's?

The other thing I thought of was, what if Cassie doesn't know Prototype Freddy isn't her Freddy? She goes around, fixing everyone up as best she can, by herself or with her dad or anyone else, I dunno, and she never once considered that this wasn't the Freddy she knew all that time. Why would she? Why would she know about the prototypes? She might the daughter of a tech, but that doesn't mean she'd know everything.

So she repairs this Freddy, expecting the Freddy she knows and loves, and getting someone else. Protobear looks at her completely differently to how Freddy did. She's happy to have brought him back and he's nothing but nice to her and everyone else. She doesn't realise how different he is until she meets the other Freddy again. It feels like a bucket of ice water.

That shock of this not being Freddy, wondering what happened to him and worrying if he's okay and what could possibly make him let his friends get hurt like that, all turning to the realisation that Protobear is more the Freddy she loved than Freddy himself ever was...

She needs a break you're so right

#fnaf security breach #pop rox answers #sorry this took so long I couldn't focus with all the noise and then I went working out how many horses you can fit in the plex car park #you know! useful information! lmao fdfdsf #pfft this would suck for cassie but imagine protobear is actually zags and cassie gets so fucking spooked #first thing he did was swear really loudly and she looks like she's just seen a ghost shdfsdfs #anyway this is some cool shit right here #as always with you buddy!!

[horsegirlhob]

I tend to not consider myself very active but I just came back from a 5 day hiking and camping roadtrip and the first thing I did today after getting home was take a 2 hour walk so actually I think I’m just so affraid of the gym.

#dylan says things #it was so fun #it was me and four people I play dnd with and we went to a couple national parks and camped and hiked a binch #then ended in Philly #I love the people I went with and I love hiking in national parks #plus my parents lived in Philly for a while so I went a few times as a kid #we went to Monks’ which was great #there was one terrible night where we were camping and there was a crazy thunderstorm #my computer which I brought to do work on ended up getting soaked #as did I (and I also got a nosebleed. it was freezing and my sleeping bag was really broken #but luckily that was the night before we went to Philly and stayed in the only hotel we stayed in on the trip #so it was actually pretty decent timing. made me really fucking appreciate the warm bed #but yeah we hiked all day and then we played dnd in the tent at night #it was the perfect trip #also I actually really like being in the car for a long time

[eggmeralda]

just woke up from the best film I've ever watched in my life only to realise it was a dream

#IT DOESN'T EXIST. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION #is there an animated film about like these 6 rats or something escaping from this guy but there's all these themes that they go through #and the final theme is death bc one of them gets impaled by a rose thorn and it's like FUCK bc they were almost gonna get away #so there's this old guy who's a bit of a prick but he becomes nicer at the end but he's the one that dies #and these two girls one of them is like idk she's good at a lot of things and the other one is kind of a pushover #then three guys one of them is really pathetic one is kind of silly and one of them i guess is the Normal Main Character type #also there's humans going about their lives in the present but for some reason the rats' lives are set in like? early 20th century italy #and there's all these shots of like the italian scenery for some reason. idk why it's set there but it's a vibe #idk who the guy they're getting away from is or what he wanted with them but yeah #and bc they're rats or whatever type of rodent they were they would like hide in bushes and it would be really intense bc like #what if the guy can see them #and basically not to give any spoilers but then the old guy died and they wrote some quote on a bit of paper and drew a pic of him and stuc #it on the wall as tribute. and idk who's gonna see it bc I think they were amongst some plants at the bottom of like #one of those bench booths you get in restaurants or cafes. I have no idea #but then it ended with them walking up this hill into the sunset or something idek #with this like late 60s/early 70s big produced sweeping strings tambourines etc. banger playing over the credits #also my car was in it occasionally. and this guy I went to college with and never spoke to #and my best friend briefly #and earlier on I had another dream but idk if it was connected. but it was stan kyle kenny and cartman #but they got a job where my dad works in this park as like. toilet assistants. as in when someone went #to the toilet they'd open the door. that was the whole job #but one of the job requirements was they had to be beatles coded apparently #like that's what it said on the application. so they basically just reenacted the history of the beatles #while opening toilet doors #it was like 4 dreams in one but they were all somewhat connected. also the lining in my coat was so reflective it made a sound #and I was telling someone about my favourite chord progression idk what relevance that had but standard dream i guess #anyway. rodent storyline was going on as it did but at the end it became a film and suddenly I was there. watching it with my friend #and i was like ''god originally I would've given this a 4 maybe 3.5 on letterboxd but now it's getting a 5 + a ❤'' #ramble #oneiro

[sollucets]

🙃🙃…

#tbd #incoming complaining again. im sorry #were in danger territory again ! #i have my followup appointment for what put me in the er earlier this month #*last month actually. lmao #on friday morning #but yesterday and today the pain is seriously spiking #like. today after i got back from work i was supposed to eat & mop the kitchen & take a shower #and i still did all that #some fucking how!! #but i had to take breaks in the middle of all of it to lie on the couch & suffer. and im so stupid tired now …… #in my head i have it like. i just have to make it to friday and then #just then maybe i Might know whats wrong ?? #but like….. if this doctor also says they dont think anythings wrong i think it might break my spirit actually #i really cant handle it again #everyone does not know how bad the car breakdown in the hospital parking ramp was #rowan chatter

[milo-is-rambling]

Today is good I think. My brain isn’t fully happy my body isn’t fully happy but I’m treating myself kindly anyways

#I hate you chemical imbalance in my brain everything is going so incredible and I’m still not happy I’m only content #I picked up weed went for a drive hung out with my mom swam in the pool sat in the sun took a warm shower got high #I think I might journal or read for a bit maybe do a face mask while I read and smoke #watching Rick and morty also counts as self care I think. season three specifically is self care. I know pretty much all the words I’m just #mouthing along the entire epsidoe it’s heavenly #I think I might paint my nails too hmm am I feeling masculine enough to present fem recently. thank you buzzcut I love you buzzcut #I also did my eyeliner today and wore my cute earrings #did I post pocket joe on my dash. I think I forgot him there and he’s gonna be in the car all weekend in an airport parking lot lmao whoops #sorry pocket joe. I’m watching pickle rick epsidoe it’s so good. it’s beautiful out today even tho it’s sunny and I don’t think I’m burnt so #that’s incredible and then also when I took my warm shower I used my body scrub I haven’t used in like months and now my arms and legs feel #super soft it’s fantastic I am in a good mood today I just have to think really hard to actually feel it bc I have a headache and cramps #(still. not. fucking. bleeding. ANGRY.) #and I’m still sad about my middle school teacher dieing but I’m trying not to think about it so it’s fine

[clingylilhoneybee]

Okay honestly fuck the Mormons

#sorry y’all have to hear my latest religion rant #but I was just grocery shopping #it is 9 fucking pm #and two Mormon men came up to me #in the PARKING LOT #as I’m about to get in my car #to ask me to come to church #and did the classic fucking Mormon thing #(idk if it’s actually classic but it’s happened to me every time) #of either missionary coming in from opposite angles #to fucking corner me at my car #and to just lack the fucking self awareness #that two men #approaching a woman alone #in a half empty parking lot #at 9pm #and cornering her at her fucking car #may possibly not be okay???? #and to be part of a church #that is doing fuck all #to instill that awareness #before sending them out #because they WANT people to be hostile #so you never consider leaving the church #is just so fucked #honestly makes sense that they’d do this #cause people are starting to move towards being nice to missionaries door knocking bc they know the goal is to scare them #so instead you send them into a situation #where absolutely no woman is going to feel safe enough to just engage in conversation #god that’s so fucked

[hurryupmerlin]

"Hey Chicken, how's the house buying going?" you ask, friendly.

I immediately throw up on your shoes and collaps into a sobbing heap.

#the message from my banker this morning was the final straw. #i spent the entire day in a constant state of forcefully holding myself back from running amok in the office building #So I decided I should probably stay in home office tomorrow eh... #diary #chicken buys a house #And yes the problem with THE OTHER HOUSE isn't solved either. #meanwhile my mum is in hospital because she got her other hip done. and she doesn't feel good. #And oh did I mention we went to Tarzan the musical on Sunday? #yeah I spent 400 bucks on the ticketd for my family it was their xma present. #anyway my grand aunt has something close to a heart attack in the middle of the first act #so we had to get a paramedic. #Yeah WHAT A FUN WEEK SO FAR #I haven't had this much anxiety in fucking months #Oh wait i didnt mention how i spent 40 minutes pressing down my car's brakes yesterday #because these asshole landlord's of our company's parking space didn't care that it was snowing all day #(it's on a hillside) #Only god knows how I finally managed to get my car from sliding against the goddamn wall #and sure enough my leg still feels like shit today because of the strain #did I mention SUPER FUN WEEK HAHAHAHA yet??? #I need a time out. #personal

[quitethepirategal]

._.)

#oh my gods today is going to suuuuuuck #bro so my boyfriend's best friend is getting married right #cute venue great couple #um #they never hired a wedding planner? #they still dont know where to put all the tables and chairsnand stuff? #and #AND #turns out the WHOLE EVENT takes place in this TINY WOODLAND GARDEN #75 people packed into this little place in 99 degree heat from noon to ten pm #the parking lot can only hold like 26 cars #bro they.... did NOT think ANY of this through #i should have known it would be so poorly planned bc the groom only let my bf know what color the suit needed to be 4 days ago #holy shit #moral of the story i dont CARE how layed back your wedding is HIRE A MOTHER FUCKING PLANNER #{ mobile } #x; OUT OF ROSES { ooc }

[websitevisitor]

WHAT A RIDE WHAT A TRIP

they’re so nice ;_; ogre even reached out to touch my hand during the show it was so so sweet😭i forgot to tell them they helped make the past 14 years of my life a little more bearable but i DID show ogre my dog and he like LIT UP it was so cute like he was trying to ask me about him as the photo lady was shooing us out of the room.

#I GOT SOSO SHY #slop #the show was fucked up insanee they did gods gift and rash reflection i felt like an evil puppet #skippy ouppy #s/o to my friend for the m&g upgrade i owe you my life #some day i will meet all the bands i used to cry in my car in the school parking lot to

[july-19th-club]

ouch girl ouch girl my. fucking back

#i dont even know what i DID to it i went to get lunch i ate my lunch i didnt move weird or anything #when i came back upstairs after eating the lunch. my back was all fucked up #and remains fucked up enough to migrate the pain to other locations like my sides and my ribs also #but also i DO know exactly why this happened. i fuckin dinged another car pulling out of my parking spot after i got the lunch #because. the spaces are so tight! i couldnt back up any other direction! and i couldnt pull forward or idve dinged a DIFFERENT car #and so i just looked in the rearview and it didnt seem like id broken anything on their car so i just. i just fuckin left #and the back pain? my punishment for hit and running dinging that person's car. i mean i scratched my own paint so surely #i scratched theirs. i deserve to be reprimanded . they dont have my insurance information because i just left the parking lot #like an asshole. this is my comeuppance

[anotherpapercut]

btw if any of you live near Aberdeen Maryland and are passing through I literally cannot find a way to contact the station to ask them about my bag. Amtrak doesn't even have a number for them lmao. a guy who was sleeping on the bench there told me someone comes in around 4 lmfao

#amtrak said 'you could go there'. thank you amtrak #i feel like there is a distinct possibility i left it on or next to my friends car in the parking lot #the only other place would be the bench i sat on but i doubt that because i dont usually take my backpack off to sit down #i came back on a Saturday and left sunday and the building is completely closed on weekends #this is bothering me so much like more than being upset about my stuff i do not know HOW this happened!! #i know they have cameras! i would like to at least know what the fuck i did. because i have 0 memory of it #my friend remembers me taking it out of his car but i dont and no one remembers me having it (5 other people total) #BUT i had to put a harness thing on my back that holds my cane like a quiver for arrows lmao #so my line of thinking is that i took my backpack out of his car‚ remembered i had to put on the harness‚ set my bag down‚ #put on the harness which goes on like a backpack and makes it feel like you have one on and thought 'ok my backpack is on' #because my memory is literally so bad that i frequently forget things that happened seconds earlier so i tend to go off of muscle memory #so i probably remembered putting something on my back and felt the pressure on my shoulders and thought i was done and walked away #thats all I got

[siobhanromee]

had the most miserable experience today.

#Got invited to the party of someone I know and like well enough. And it ended up being a lot of people younger than me which is fine #But I also felt a little left out #And it wasnt like the kind of younger than me where they like need help playing the games and stuff #Oh also all of them were from a church youth group so that adds something #And I wanted to leave at 5:30. But my sister wanted to stay a while longer so we stayed. #And somehow my brother showed up #Well I know how he got there but he wasnt supposed to come #But I had to wait even longer since there were then 3 people I had to take home. But my brother told me he wanted us to go to the store to #buy a plushie for his girlfriend #Which on the surface is very cute. But it actually sucks bc his girlfriend is a secret. #And on the way to the store. I already wanted to go home but the party host called my sister bc my sibling left their phone at the party #And my sister said 'oh we will just turn around' but I was eager to get home and I said to the sibling who lost their phone that they shoul #pay me a couple buck s for the gas to make a return trip to the party. Also I had eaten a cookie that was contaminated somehow while I was #driving so here I was trying to coordinate getting the phone back and also trying to not ingest the rancid tasting cookie AND trying todriv #And I ended up hitting the curb loudly while getting into the parking lot at the store. My sibling who lost their phone got out of the car #And started to walk away. I raced after them and they told me that they were just going to go home #I told them no way in hell was I letting them go in the dark by themselves with no phone. They did agree to come back with the rest of us. #but very grudgingly #We got the plush of fucking course he picked the most massive one. And I had to pay bc he didnt have cash on him. And I cant even vent to m #mom abt this bc explaining this would mean letting out abt my brothers girlfriend and he already fucking hates me so that would only make y #Life worse. And I dont know how he has a girlfriend bc he is so mean to me and I dont know why anyone would find him compelling #And hes 5 years younger than me and I've never dated. I'm not exactly in a rush to date but I'd like to have SOME experience. #And hes been dating her for a while too. I told him he cant just have this covered for him forever hes gonna have to come clean one day #And so I'm reeling and having an awful time mentally bc I think I've severely hurt the feelings of the one sibling who likes me #And I had to go to the store when I really just wanted to go home and I had my sister giving pointed comments abt my decisions and the fact #Might have been poisoned by a rancid cookie and I have no one to tell abt this and to top it all off I feel like none of them even understa #How incredibly stressful and awful this made me feel #I am simply not going to take them places for the next month unless I absolutely have to #Bc thats the only power I have in this situation #Also my most minor guilt is I set out to post less vents on tumblr. And this is a vent so :(

[dragoncarrion]

Every time i hear some fucker speeding loud as shit in the district road when it's past 10 pm i pray that god WONT keep them safe and that they get into some HORRIBLE accident in which they DIE

#shortext #i fucking hate those people shut up no one cares about your fucking loud car you loser #youre going to run over someone #i have a lot of hate in my heart for people who revv their engines and shit #i used to have a neighbor who did that for like 10 minutes straight next to the park (gater community to all houses are very close by) #with his motorcycle before he fucked off it was SO ANNOYING MAN #they moved out but i hope hes doing horrible right now god willing 🙏