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muiitoloko · 14 hours
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could you do something smutty with Alex Dane maybe? 👉🏻👈🏻
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Title: The stall
Summary: It's you he wants, and in his eyes, no one compares to you.
Pairing: Alexander Dane × Fem! Reader
Warnings: Smut and criticism.
Author's Notes: Thanks for the request. I hope this is to your liking.
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As Alexander Dane's fingers tangled in your hair, he couldn't help but feel a surge of desire coursing through him. The dim lighting of the women's bathroom did little to mask the intensity of his brown eyes as they bore into you, watching you eagerly take him into your mouth.
You knelt before him, your lips wrapped around him like he was the sweetest lollipop, your tongue swirling and teasing as you pleasured him with practiced skill. His other hand held onto the side of the stall for support, his grip tightening with each exquisite sensation.
The dress you wore, a delicate and elegant garment he had bought for you, hugged your curves in all the right places, driving him wild with desire. His thoughts momentarily drifted to the post-premiere party they had just fled, the buzz of excitement still lingering in the air as they sought refuge in the intimacy of the bathroom stall.
But Alexander's mind was consumed by the overwhelming need to be with you, to feel the warmth of your body against his, to lose himself in the pleasure of your touch. His hips moved instinctively, matching the rhythm of your mouth as you sucked him with eager abandon.
But just as the heat between you threatened to consume you both, the door to the bathroom opened, and the sound of female voices filled the air. You froze, your heart pounding in your chest as you realized that you were not alone. Panic surged through you, the fear of being caught in such a compromising position overwhelming your senses.
Alexander, however, seemed unfazed by the intrusion. Instead, he tightened his grip on your hair, his voice low and commanding as he encouraged you to continue. "Don't stop, darling," he whispered, the urgency in his tone fueling your desire. "Keep going. I want to see you take all of me."
You obeyed Alexander's command, your lips resuming their eager ministrations despite the discomfort creeping into your chest. As you both listened to the women gossiping outside, oblivious to your presence in one of the bathroom stalls, their words pierced through the thin barrier of privacy.
One of the women mentioned Alexander, praising his performance at the premiere. Another reminisced about his role as Doctor Lazarus, causing Alexander to roll his eyes at the mere mention of the character. The conversation took a lascivious turn as they commented on Alexander's appearance, describing him as "fucking fuckable tonight" with his brown eyes and that baritone voice that sent shivers down their spines.
Your heart sank as one of them remarked that she would sleep with him given the chance, followed by the other questioning what he saw in you, dismissing you as unworthy of him. The criticism stung, and you couldn't help but release Alexander from your mouth, lowering your head in shame as their mocking words echoed in your ears.
Alexander sensed the pain in your eyes and immediately pulled you to your feet, pressing you against the stall wall. With a soft yet commanding tone, he reminded you in your ear of where his desires truly lay. "It's you I want to fuck, not them. You're the one I fucking want," he whispered, his words a potent mixture of desire and possessiveness.
His hands roamed your body, tracing every curve with a hunger that sent shivers down your spine, you felt a mixture of desire and anticipation building within you. His touch was electric, igniting a fire that burned hotter with each passing moment.
Turning you around, Alexander pulled your panties down around your thighs, the fabric catching slightly before sliding down to pool at your feet. With one foot, he spread your legs, a silent command for you to open yourself to him completely. Leaning in close, his breath warm against your ear, he whispered words that sent a thrill through your body.
"I'm going to fuck your little hole until you realize that no woman even reaches your feet," he murmured, his voice low and commanding. You felt a surge of excitement mingled with a hint of apprehension at his bold declaration.
As you tried to protest softly, mindful of the women still lingering outside, Alexander silenced you with a firm yet gentle command to stay quiet. His desire was palpable, his need to possess you overriding any concern for discretion.
With a swift motion, Alexander penetrated you, the heat of his desire meeting the eager anticipation of your body. He kept your dress up with one hand, the fabric bunching around your waist as he held you firmly against the stall wall. With his other hand gripping your hips, he pulled you towards him, the sensation driving you wild with need.
As Alexander's thrusts grew more urgent, you struggled to stifle your moans, and your boyfriend noticed this and pressed firmly his hand against your mouth, muffling the sound. The women's voices outside continued, their words like a cruel soundtrack to the intense pleasure coursing through your body.
"You're so fucking beautiful," Alexander whispered in your ear, his voice a husky growl that sent shivers down your spine. "So tight around my cock, driving me wild with desire."
You threw your head back against his shoulder, half-moaning, half-sighing as he pounded into you with increasing force. His hand left your waist to trail down between your legs, slipping under the fabric of your dress to find your soaking wet heat.
With his fingers teasing and taunting, you gasped against his hand, the pleasure overwhelming your senses as he plunged deeper into you. You grabbed his wrist, holding on for dear life as he guided you through the ecstasy of his touch.
"Keep your dress up," Alexander commanded in your ear, his voice a potent mixture of desire and dominance. "I want to see how fucking beautiful you look as I take you, right here in this stall."
You obeyed without hesitation, lifting your dress and holding it up as he thrust into you with abandon. His hand on your mound kept you steady, his touch electrifying as he drove you closer and closer to the edge of oblivion.
As the women's voices finally faded away, leaving you and Alexander alone in the intimate confines of the bathroom stall, you felt a surge of freedom wash over you. With abandon, you gave yourself over to the pleasure of his touch, riding the wave of ecstasy as he claimed you as his own.
With each powerful thrust, you felt a sense of liberation, a freedom that only came from surrendering to the overwhelming desire that burned between you. Alexander's baritone voice filled the air with a symphony of pleasure, his words a potent aphrodisiac that drove you wild with need.
Alexander removed his hand from your mouth, allowing you to moan freely as he pressed his free hand against the wall of the stall, leaning into you with a hunger that matched your own. You quickly pressed your hand against the wall for support, eager to take him even deeper.
"Alex," you moaned, your voice pleading for more, but Alexander maintained the rigorous pace, his determination unwavering. Feeling mischievous, you decided to tease him, moaning the name of the character he despised so much: "Doctor Lazarus."
Instantly, Alexander grabbed your hair roughly, pulling your head back as he stopped thrusting. You couldn't help but moan at the delicious sting of pain, practically bending over like a cat, your ass pressed against his crotch.
"Don't you dare moan that name, fuck," Alexander growled, his brown eyes dark with desire. "You know I don't like it."
You let out a giggle, unable to resist your playful nature even in the throes of passion, before offering a sheepish apology. But Alexander only smiled to himself, his baritone voice dripping with affection as he returned his thrusts slowly.
"You're such a tease," he murmured, his words laced with both adoration and frustration. "But I love you anyway, you beautiful girl. Those women out there mean nothing. No one means anything compared to you."
As he continued to move inside you, each thrust sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body, you couldn't help but feel a sense of euphoria wash over you. In this moment, with Alexander's arms around you, you felt like nothing else in the world mattered.
With every movement, every touch, you gave yourself over to the intensity of the pleasure, losing yourself in the heat of the moment. And as Alexander whispered sweet nothings in your ear, his words a soothing balm to your soul, you knew that nothing could ever compare to the connection you shared.
"God, you feel so good," Alexander groaned, his baritone voice sending shivers down your spine as he buried himself deep inside you. His hooked nose brushed against your cheek as he leaned in close, his hot breath fanning across your skin.
"You like that, don't you?" he murmured, his lips grazing your earlobe before nibbling on it gently. "You like feeling me inside you, filling you up completely."
You moaned in response, unable to form coherent words as pleasure washed over you in waves. Alexander's hands roamed your body with a possessiveness that left you breathless, his touch igniting a fire within you that threatened to consume you whole.
"I could do this all night," he whispered, his voice husky with desire. "I could fuck you until neither of us can walk straight."
With each declaration, Alexander's thrusts grew more urgent, driving you both closer to the edge of ecstasy. You gripped the sides of the stall, your nails digging into the metal as you surrendered to the overwhelming pleasure coursing through your veins.
"Please," you begged, your voice barely a whisper as you pleaded for release. "I need... I need to come."
Alexander's lips curved into a wicked grin as he quickened his pace, his movements becoming more frenzied with each passing moment. He knew exactly how to push you to the brink, how to drive you wild with need until you were begging for more.
"Tell me you want it," he demanded, his voice low and commanding. "Tell me you want to come all over my cock."
You nodded eagerly, unable to form words as pleasure consumed your senses. With one final thrust, Alexander sent you hurtling over the edge, your body convulsing with ecstasy as you cried out his name.
"That's it, darling," Alexander growled, his own release imminent as he followed you into oblivion. "Come for me. Let me feel you tremble around me."
As the intensity of your orgasms subsided, you collapsed against Alexander, your bodies still entwined in the aftermath of your passion. The sound of your heavy breathing filled the air, mingling with the soft hum of the bathroom's fluorescent lights.
For a moment, you simply existed in the blissful aftermath, lost in the sensation of Alexander's arms around you, holding you close. In that moment, nothing else mattered except the two of you, wrapped up in each other's embrace.
"I love you," Alexander murmured, his voice filled with tenderness as he pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead. "I love you more than anything in this world."
And as you lay there together, basking in the warmth of each other's presence, you knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you would face them together, bound by a love that transcended everything else.
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smilingformoney · 7 months
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Alan Rickman filmography >> Galaxy Quest (dir. Dean Parisot, 1999) as Sir Alexander "I would rather die than be here" Dane
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random-fandom-whump · 2 years
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Galaxy Quest (1999) (✚)
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aenslem · 7 months
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GALAXY QUEST (1999) dir: Dean Parisot
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roseunspindle · 8 months
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Alan Rickman: What I've Seen Him in
Die Hard - Hans Gruber
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Quigley Down Under - Elliot Marston
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Sheriff of Nottingham
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Sense and Sensibility - Colonel Brandon
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Galaxy Quest - Alexander Dane
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Severus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Sverus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Severus Snape/Boggart
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Severus Snape
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Severus Snape
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Judge Turpin
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Severus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 & 2
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Alice in Wonderland - Absolem the Caterpillar
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taraprince · 4 months
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rip to one of the greatest humans to ever live, it’s been 8 years </333 forever love you and everything you’ve done
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myveryownfanfiction · 5 months
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Rickmas day 4: sharing
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @deepperplexity, @fangsandroses, @iobsessoverfictionalmen
AN: so this could technically be a sequel to a story I wrote last year which you can find here
I double checked my phone to see when Alexander would show up. We had agreed to meet up at the same bar we’d originally gotten drinks at a year ago. With the success of the new show, we had barely any time to see each other. A whirlwind romance had started through texts and short meetings but it was starting to wear on me. I tapped my fingers against the table top and looked around. Casting my eyes to the door, I smiled when Alexander finally walked through.
“I’m so sorry.” He whispered, leaning into the booth to kiss me briefly. “The convention is back across the street and I thought I could sneak away but…” I cut him off with another kiss.
“Alex. Breath. You’re early actually.” Alexander sighed and slid into the booth next to me. He leaned his head against mine and quickly found my hand underneath the table.
“good. I didn’t exactly pay that much attention to the time when I ran over.” He admitted, cheeks flushing when he pulled back and finally looked at me. “Hi.” I laughed and cupped his cheek.
“hi.” I breathed back. We giggled softly and the waitress brought over the milkshake I had ordered earlier.
“sweetheart,” Alexander said softly, eyes trailing from the milkshake to me. “It’s freezing outside and you want to drink this?” I smiled sheepishly at him.
“I thought it would be cute if we split it.” I admitted. Alexander smiled back at me and leaned in to kiss me again.
“only if we can go back to my hotel room to watch a movie after.” Alexander countered. I nodded with a smile. “Been too long since I had you in my arms.” I leaned into him as he wrapped an arm around my shoulders.
“then let’s hurry up and finish this.” I said as I grabbed the two straws and opened them. Alexander followed my lead and stuck his straw into the shake.
“as long as we don’t get a brain freeze.” He joked. I smiled at him as I started to drink. Alexander watched me for a second.
“Alex.” I laughed. He smiled at me and shook his head.
“sorry. Getting lost in the view.” He said before he started to drink as well. I blushed as we bent our heads over the drink.
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freylaverse · 4 months
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By Grabthar's hammer, what a painting!
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lazarusoftevmeck · 2 months
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Alan Rickman as Alexander Dane
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roseartsandfics · 1 year
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A Strange and Unusual Critters (New Version)
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Hello, dearies!
Here is another artwork I have done days ago at school in art class with Alexander Dane with a bunch of Pikmin (again) :).
Another crossover once again with my favorite game and movie ^^
What y'all think?
Red Pikmin, Blue Pikmin, Yellow Pikmin and Pikmin ©Shigeru Miyamoto, Shigefumi Hino, Hirokazu Takenka and Nintendo
Rock Pikmin, Winged Pikmin and Pikmin 3 ©Shigefumi Hino, Yuji Kando, Hiroyuki Kimura and Nintendo
Alexander Dane and Galaxy Quest ©Dean Parisot, Mark Johnson, Charles Newirth and DreamWorks Pictures
Artwork ©SuperShadowSilver
No copyright infringement is intended
Used: regular basic pencil, Crayola colored markers and pencils
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I wonder if maybe, after the events of Galaxy Quest, Alexander Dane/Dr. Lazarus might be less annoyed by his “By Grabthar’s Hammer” line than he was, considering how it was the last thing he said to his dying friend Quellek.
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muiitoloko · 2 months
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Alan Rickman at the Galaxy Quest Premiere
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smilingformoney · 5 months
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Rickmas 2023: Day 9. Missing Star | Alexander/Reader
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Read now on Ao3 or below the cut:
The knocking on the door was incessant, and Alexander rolled his eyes when he heard a voice calling through the door.
“Sir Alexander! The panel started five minutes ago, they’re waiting for you —“
With a huff, he picked himself up from the couch and stomped over to the door, opening it so suddenly he caught the poor event steward on the other side by surprise.
“I’m not bloody coming, clearly,” he hissed.
“But, Mr Dane, the fans are expecting you —“
“I. Don’t. Care. Tell them I’m sick or dying, I don’t care, just piss off and leave me alone!”
He slammed the door closed on the shocked steward’s face, and you peered up at him over the back of the couch.
“That poor steward was only doing his job, Alex.”
Alexander waved his hand dismissively and pulled his robe tighter around his torso.
“If his job’s to disturb me when I’m with you, he needs a new career.”
He returned to the couch where you had previously been cuddling and watching TV, and you slipped easily back into his arms.
“You’ll have to show your face at some point. They didn’t pay for this hotel room so you could sit in it all day.”
“Trying to get rid of me?” Alexander snarked, and you shoved him playfully.
“You know I’m not. You can get away with skipping the group panel, but you’ll have to make it to your solo panel. Else they might send Jason to drag you out.”
Alexander scoffed. “I’d like to see him try. He acts like he’s so tough, but I can tell you, his fight scenes are almost entirely done by stunt doubles.”
“And yours aren’t?”
“Of course not,” Alexander said proudly. “I’m a real actor. I do all my own scenes.”
“Well, good thing you do all your own sex scenes too, else we’d never have met,” you said, grinning up at him cheekily.
He smirked and held you in tighter, remembering the day you’d met on set for a film of his, he the lead actor and you the intimacy coordinator for the sex scene he’d filmed. Somehow, with a stunning Hollywood actress nude on the bed with him, it had been plain old you the acting legend had had eyes for.
“Really, I just don’t want to put that bloody thing on my head today,” Alexander admitted. “Honestly, do they think people won’t recognise me without it? I do have other roles I’m known for without the stupid chicken head.”
You laughed, knowing full well that your boyfriend would set fire to that key part of his costume if he could, yet he’d chosen to participate in the Galaxy Quest reboot. Secretly, he liked the role and even the people he worked with, but he’d never admit it.
“Oh, but think of the applause you’ll get when you step out onto the stage! All those people there to see you. I know you love it, Alex.”
He scoffed, but he didn’t correct you. You leaned in closer to him, resting your head on his chest, and he placed a kiss to the top of your head (which had fortunately never been the victim of chicken head, although he had threatened you with it a few times).
“I’ll go to the solo panel, I suppose,” he sighed. “Only so I can talk about Death to Secrets coming out next month.”
You scoffed. “Yeah, good luck getting a bunch of sci-fi nerds to care about a depressing drama about a dying old man. Hey, kids, come see my exciting new film where I spend two hours staring out a window dramatically - ow!”
It hadn’t hurt, but you were more surprised than anything when he reached around and slapped your arse.
“Disrespect my art and you disrespect me, you know that, [Y/n].”
“Oh, sorry, sir,” you said teasingly. You sat up slightly and kissed him, which immediately softened the hard stare he was giving you.
“Hmm… good thing I love you, isn’t it?” he said.
Even after so long together, it still made your heart leap when you heard those words from him. He was such a grumpy old man, yet for you he was soft.
“Yes,” you agreed. “It is a very good thing.”
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random-fandom-whump · 2 years
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Galaxy Quest (1999) (✚)
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soniabigcheese · 2 years
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By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
Just wanted to say that, that is all.
Moving on now
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Athelstan, hump who you wish, but do not fall under the influence of those who seek power... Who makes such vicious claim against me? No one. Who tells such lies? It has not been talked of. Lord Aldhelm, does he spy for... What has been said, by who, and for how long? No one has said anything.
Uhtred & Athelstan Alexander Dreymon & Harry Gilby
Seven Kings Must Die 2023
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