#alani talks

[prince-ically]

The NSS, my versions of the Agents!

From Left to Right it's Jukebox (Neo3), Alani (Agent 3/Captain), Valo (Agent 8), and Morrigan (Agent 4).

Jukebox Argos, They/them, 12 years old.

Inktoling, never knew their parents. Grew up with their adoptive salmonid brother Prince. Later adopted by Alani, Valo, and Morrigan.

Newest agent on the block, also one of the most beat up both before and after Alterna. Shows signs of mild fuzziness.

Was a very early bloomer when it came to their kid form, quite tall for their age as well.

Despite their size and age they are quite strong, their weapon of choice is the Heavy Splatling Deco.

A very curious kid, usually never in the same spot for very long.

Alani Cuttlefish-Argos, She/they, 21 years old.

Inktoling, Never knew her octoling father and has a strained relationship with her inkling mother. Was adopted into the Cuttlefish family by Callie and her parents. Very close to both Callie and Marie.

Still adjusting to the role of Captain, it's... odd. She doesn't fully feel like she's deserving of the role but still tries her best.

Due to the effects of Sanitization her right side can get drippy when overly stressed, upset, or ill. Completely blind in her right eye to boot.

Prefers to go with their Hero shot.

Valo Ida, She/her (Transfem), 21 years old.

Octoling, was raised by her parents in the domes with her younger brother August. Upon reaching the surface with no memories Marina and Pearl took her in with Marina letting her take the last name Ida.

Struggles with memory issues to this day and her long term memory, The Memverse has been helping tremendously.

Fingertips, eyes, and a large scar on her back are permanently tinged teal from the sanitized ink from the metro.

Despite not officially being in the NSS Valo offered to be on "Standby", wanting to help when particularly stubborn issues arise.

Favours her Octobrushes. Her preferred style of fighting is a fast and agile one.

Morrigan Kohl, She/he, 20 years old.

Inkling, raised by his older brother Damien along with his little sister Alice after and accident. Has a close relationship with Marie and considers her family.

Interested in engineering and picked up a few things from Sheldon but could never sit still long enough to listen fully, mostly self taught.

Ink burns on her hands, neck, and face from the fight with Octavio, turns out holding experimental Rainmakers so close to your face isn't a good idea.

For some reason her ink permanently glitters after Octo Canyon. Nothing seems to change this but it doesn't seem to hurt Morrigan.

A jack of all trades with weapons but if he had to chose one it'd be his Custom Blaster.

#splatoon #agent 3 #neo agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 8 #agent 4 #Jukebox Argos #Alani Cuttlefish #Valo Ida #Morrigan Kohl #they're my babies #i really want to explore and talk about them more tbh #splatoon has me in a chokehold

[mothprincess]

highly emotional music is so satisfying

#im talking to u alanis morissette #thoughts

[thedreadvampy]

I tried listening to Olivia Rodrigo and I'm sure this is really good for its target audience of Teen Girls Going Through A Breakup but has she actually ever put out a song that isn't about a guy cheating, breaking up with her and moving on to someone else?

like babe he's not coming back it's been 2 years you gotta find something else in your life

#red said #it's not to my taste. tbh #content aside pop music is going through a very early 2000s breathy oversinging phase #hated it with xtina and alanis hate it with ariana and olivia sorry #it's a personal taste thing but to me however hard you go with the backing track that kind of soft pretty vocal style kind of #drags it back into midtempo sludge for me #also tbh it's just extremely normal music. like i went over to her yt bc people were talking about how Weird vampire is #it's not though????? it's super not???? #anyway the only one I've got anything out of is good 4 u cause she sounds more involved and less self-pitying on it #every other Olivia song I've heard sounds kinda the same bc they all have the same earnest self-pity vibe #which is what a lot of people need out of music! music that makes them feel the depth of their anger and sadness! #but idk it's never done it for me i like there to be something of a tongue in cheek or a hysterical edge #i think most of the songs I've heard from her are just too controlled and polished for them to not sound to me #like she's the person who sees you crying cause your partner is in hospital and goes YEAH I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL #MY EX CHEATED ON ME 5 YEARS AGO AND IT REALLY TRAUMATISED ME AND I'M STILL NOT OVER IT and then you have to comfort her #like i recognise she's a 20 year old making music for teenagers so that is. appropriate. #but i struggled with the wallowing then too. were i a Teen at school with Olivia's character i would be so desperate to tell GROW UP #and it's not the lyrics it really is the music #heartbreak is a perfectly good theme to write on but oh my god not every song about it needs to be a mouthful call to arms

[vivisvalley]

should i drink my alani next class period, yes or yes

i think yes

#i dont know what alani is but yes #I HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME THOUGH #vivi answers #edie!! ♡

[dichromaniac]

Controversial opinion and it's only an opinion, but NADDPOD Campaign 3, episode 32 "The Ones We Couldn't Save" may be the best episode of the entire podcast.

Y'all can fight me, and you may be right, but it's still gonna be my top favorite.

#it has everything #Emily's crits #Alanys talking to Hardwon with Balnor The Brave playing underneath #Callie and Hardwon's conversation about being able to save someone and being a liability #naddpod

[disabled-dragoon]

Looked up a new documentary by a disabled comedian that's coming out because the title of it is a bit...hm

And of course half of the comments on it were making fun of her disability and speech 🙄 [rolling eyes emoji]

It's almost like they're the very people the documentary is aimed at in the first place 🤯 [exploding head emoji] /s

#in the wise words of alanis morissette #isnt it ironic #listen #Im neither defending nor bashing the documentary or creator for anyone who thinks they know what im talking about #frankly Im on the fence until I have more information #but bloody hell #made absolute arses of themselves falling the bait and couldnt even be bothered to come up with something original #can they see the irony #I hope they can #please #I have very little faith in them #disability #ableism #disability in the media #swearing in tags #curio rambles

[boltgunkiller-archive]

santana canonically surfing lesbian subtext blogs is so funny. and okay she had her own blog too so. i honestly see her being a my bloody valentine + alanis fan along with the lesbianposting she does. i know she went crazy about those bands (and relating them to her ships).

#being an mbv and alanis fan simultaneously is the most lesbian thing she could do icl #i knowwwww cupid come is one of her favorites #it just seems like her thing to me and nobody can tell me differently #sorry tumblr blog santana is so funny to me i’ve always got to talk about it #while we’re on the topic of things characters would like: i fear quinn would be an ldr fan #in 2012 & onward #gleeposting

[officialrickshades]

just got told that maybe my judgement in drinks shouldnt be trusted 😔 just cause i like the new flavor of pepsi... the peepsi is GOOD guys!!! and then one of them brought up that my favorite drink tastes like cough syrup WHICH IT DOESNT... THE ALANI NU CHERRY SLUSH DOES NOT TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP.... albeit ive never had cough syrup that is BESIDES THE POINT. and YES i once made a drink that consisted of olive oil, peanut butter, coca cola, and various other things, but that doesnt matter because that was MEANT to be bad. i just have great taste and everyone is mad about it.

#wizard.txt #this is all /lh btw im goofing #i just like talking LMAO #they brought up my love for blacj licorice too #cause it was mentioned the peepsi as kinda have a black licorice quality #which i love a lot #its honestly one of the reasons i fully attached myself to rick #the black licorice thing was the absolute nail in the coffin for me lol #anyways pepsi should sponser me #for the peepsi #OR BETTER YET THE ALANI NU CHERRY SLUSH #NEXT MISSION: BECOME A SELLOUT!!!!!!

[curls-cat]

partner just pulled up Dogma (1999) on youtube against my will and like. ok parts of this movie aged badly and someone needed to coach Chris Rock on diction. but other than that it's like. actually good.

#the budget was twelve dollars #alan rickman is there #so is alanis morisette and they don't let her talk #there is a genuine core of like. a solid theological premise #and a lot of jokes about stoners

[sleepy-unjedi]

How fast is the holonet: I'm assuming it's communications are faster then light otherwise we'd still have those mail courier ships in commen production but how fast is it in your region. Like what's the delay to get a message to or from the core.

uhhh. im so sorry miss but you may be asking the wrong guy 💀 I do not know shit about tech

in any case I do know that it's like... kinda slow from serenno. Takes a while. But waaaayyy more convenient than writing actual letters (my pen-pal not included, shout out to my pen pal ily)

either way I don't really message people a whole ton so it's never much of an issue for me!

#thank u for asking me questions tho i loooove talking 2 people <3 #[ooc: hi alani :3]

[resident-gay-bitch]

i love this song so much but it is SO regulus after james breaks up with him when he gets the dark mark and goes off to marry lily

#jegulus #jegulus angst #jay talks #jily #oop #music #spotify #the marauders #alanis morissette

[jerrydevine]

they did this for ME

#my mom played alanis morissette all time when i was growing up. thank you tv show #talk

[mochacoffee]

#mcr #billie holiday #taylor swift #alanis morissette #doja cat #poll #lucia talks

[artfulusername]

"You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette is what happens when the singer of ABBA's "The Winner Takes It All" feels allowed to voice their underlying rage about their break-up instead of just sinking into despair.

#Tegan Talks #Alanis Morissette #ABBA #I was struck by the similarities between the songs #And then I thought about their differences #So here we are

[ingrid-marie]

Okay so after listening to Midnights like three times my favourites are Lavender Haze, Anti-Hero, You’re on your own kid, Bejeweled, Karma, Sweet Nothing and Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve🌌

#would’ve could’ve should’ve reminds me of Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette which is one of my favourite songs ever!! #me talking

[rogersstevie]

ik taylor has her angry songs but i really need her to do a you oughta know level song

#was listening to alanis on spotify and she did commentary about jagged little pill #and she talked about performing with taylor on 1989 tour and rewatching that performance i just love it sm