#aisling the cat

[queenaeducan]

Booping you on her behalf btw

#aisling the cat #cats

[padawansuggest]

Okay so I want to make an arranged marriage AU for Obi-Wan/Jango. But like. Instead of it being all ‘neither of us want this’ it’s a contract that they both willingly signed and honestly it was obsession at first sight.

Lemme explain.

See, Stewjon (ruled by King Yoda and his mess of adopted kids, so adoption is very common on the planet and they don’t even mind that Prince Jango already has kids) is a peaceful little world that cares about arts, parties, and farming. It’s a mixture of fun and practical. Most Mandalorians think it’s kinda shallow, but fun for party weekends to run off to. A lot of New Mandalorians that still hate the republic send their kids off to school there.

Obi-Wan is 25 minutes late to the meeting and Jango is all ‘you know what, I can handle not having to entertain him, clearly he’s got better things to do Lmao, this marriage will be easy’ and then the next minute someone flings open the meeting room doors, and you can just SEE Prince Qui-Gon’s face fall. He’s been toting the qualities of his baby son for the whole time they’ve been there, talking about the art degrees the kid has (Obi likes painting and sculpting in canon okay) and Jango is all ‘that’s great, he can paint his own wedding armor I’m sure it’ll be lovely’ and about how Obi-Wan is great with kids and loves to read ‘that’s great, he can entertain my father AND son at the same time’

And then the door slams open, and in comes a wild looking Xanatos, physically dragging a snarling young man who’s trying to bite through Xanatos’s wrist.

‘DAD HES TRYING TO REMOVE MY HAND’

‘Oh my. He’s not normally so… violent.’

‘THATS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT’

Anyways, Obi-Wan is eventually soothed into submission when Jango, who can’t stop laughing, asks if Obi-Wan really finds him so distasteful, cause he can just leave if so. Obi-Wan, after pulling his slightly bloody mouth off his brother’s arm with an air of dainty sweetness, just licks his chops and mentions Xanatos told him the Mandalorians would take away his pet Varactyl because they wouldn’t want Boga running around the city.

Jango just laughs even harder and tells him he can have whatever big dangerous pets he wants to. Obi-Wan gets up to go meet his new future husband and inform him that he would like a nexu. Jango says yes but also gifts him a new virodagger that makes Obi-Wan squeal about how pretty it is.

Jaster expected them to leave the planet with a very tenacious plan for breaking off the marriage but instead Jango is sighing lovingly and telling his new beloved that they shan’t be parted for much longer. Lovesick strill pups at first sight.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #jangobi #give me an arranged marriage where they immediately decide it’s gonna be awesome #Jango thinks Obi is cute all covered in blood and lookin sweet #Obi wants to ride Jango’s face that’s a nice face #he’s also indulgent and has a nice laugh and willing to let him keep his girl boga so those are important too #but that’s a nice face right there #stewjon is now actually the kingdom of the Jedi lol they’re still Jedi just weirder #boga is their flower girl #she lets boba and omega ride on her back down the aisle #also Obi is very feral he nuzzles Jango in greeting like a cat #feral obi wan

[emotinalsupportturtle]

whenever I feel sad, overwhelmed, stressed or plain disgusted with life I watch some unhinged British TV (especially comedy panels and shows)

No cure like that

*warning - obsession with comedy shows has been revived

#would i lie to you #qi #8 out of 10 cats #big fat quiz #nmtb #ed byrne #dara o briain #jimmy carr #noel fielding #katherine ryan #aisling bea #romesh ranganathan #stephen fry #alan davis #david mitchell #victoria coren mitchell #james acaster #mae martin #half these people aren't even british #way too many people to tag #gbbo #taskmaster #i'm just tagging a few shows/comedians #this is just me dumping a bunch of names #if anybody has more recommendations send them my way #also i know v little about most these ppl #they may turn out to be assholes but they funny #There is also Blackadder Monty python fry and Laurie etc but that would make this list ridiculously long #And a shit ton more sitcoms

[panelshowsource]

#👹

#8 out of 10 cats #rob beckett #jimmy carr #aisling bea #panel show #gifs #mine #mine:cats #cats 21.06

[junosartz]

media that altered my life drastically

#the secret of kells #tomm moore #aisling #warrior cats #bluestar #warrior cats fanart #subahibi #subarashiki hibi #wonderful everyday #otonashi ayana #digital art #artists on tumblr

[tomoyoo]

when i see my cat’s things i want to cry 😭

#crying at the cat croquette aisle

[livetogether--diealone]

Toto time's up you had 27 min for this debrief, now give me the news so I can cry in peace

#i have to get ready and do the grocery shopping #how? #where will i learn the damn thing in the cat food aisle?

[greypetrel]

✨ Last Line Game ✨

Tagged by @buridanshorse to share the last line I wrote, thank you!

I indulged in the Dark CAT Lady thing, yesterday:

“Thank you. Me neither." Aisling shrugged, hand raising to scratch the old tabby behind the one ear that missed the point. "I discarded that form soon. It’s nice to curl and sleep whenever, but I much prefer having opposable thumbs.”

(Apparently the first version of Sauron was as Tevildo, the Prince of Cats. Of course I'm keeping it.)

(and I decided that Cullen is one of those dog people that will tell you he doesn't like cats all that much... And will be, as a consequence, absolutely adored by every cat he meets. He'll yield because you cannot not pet a fluffball that headbutts you and rubs their whole body against you, can you? It would be rude. And in no time he'll let them sleep on his pillow, with him, save them morsels and leftovers when he eats fish or meat, pour some milk to them as well -edited because herearedragons made me notice it was doubtful: he'll serve them milk not knowing cats can't have milk. He'll be stopped we're not making the cats sick, he's just a first-time cat hooman. Accept his fate as being adopted by cats.)

Tagging in turn: @rowanisawriter @ndostairlyrium @herearedragons and @eowyn7023 and YOU who are reading this!

(ignore the tag if you mind it, as per usual)

#last line tag #aisling the dark lady au #writing petrel #cullen is an animal person come on #he came to visit her and discovered that ger tower is full of cats. every door has a tiny door for them. #she minded the collar with the tiny little bell she has when she turned into a cat #the bell was very annoying to a cat's hearing you see #and she couldn't paw herself free. #*adds scene of a cat rolling around trying to kick his collar off*

[illyth]

That feeling when space rat disturnbs you

#Star wars #can i legally tag this as star wars? am i committing a crime? #probably lmao #cat #rat #no ragrets #found this beaut in a stop&shop seasonal aisle and immediately bought it

[cherrysfeelings]

Guys look !!

#just girly things #my life #sylvanian families #calico critters #I actually wanted the goat family but they didn't have them #not my dad saying that I can keep the change knowing that it was just a cent 😭 #btw the giraffes are cute #you should have watched me in the aisle for 10 minutes deciding #my mom didn't like the midnight cat family #now we have a joke about that #I'm planning next to buy the hedgehog baby because you know Barrio Sesamo reference #they should have a hen family #the mom is the only one that has balance #merry christmas

[queenaeducan]

It's her birthday!!! 🎂 🥳 🎉

#aisling the cat #cats #the party is tomorrow. everyone gets a lil whipped cream

[solsearchingnights]

Joe Hills saying he misses Oli is killing me painfully. Please Joe*, join MCC so you can be put on a team with Oli. Join one of the POW creations SMPs. Everyone should be doing all within our power to bring these two star crossed, bardic souls back together.

*Joe; abstraction. I am aware these things are not directly under their control alone, and relies on the whims of fate and other's plans

#my favorite part of the crossover was (checks notes) EVERY TIME THESE TWO INTERACTED #they fed off each other so well #out weirding each other was so goooooood #do drugs still makes me laugh in the middle of the baking aisle when i remember it #oli is joes damsel in distress #they are two cats at the shelter with the DO NOT SEPARATE tag #put them back together #me talking

[captain-crowfish]

My cat at varying levels of "cartoon surprised face"

#crowfish scribbes #expression sheet #aisling #my cat #traditional art

[ruairy]

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#don't know if my anxiety had been worse bc i started drinking tea again or bc it just Is #this didn't happen when i drank coffee 🤔 #in other news local ex cat owner instinctively looked at the pet food aisle in the shops today despite no longer needing to buy cat food #this whole not havinf a cat anymore life is certainly going

[warcrimesimulator]

I want to start collecting Playmobil animals. These guys just have so much nostalgic charm.

#I loved Playmobil but it was always hard to find in the US. You only ever really saw it at specialty toy stores. #When I went to Scotland for hte first time there was like an entire aisle of Playmobil and it was like heaven to me #there was a small set with cats and i wanted it sooo badly but my grandmother said no

[genderfluidgothwitch]

People just need to learn to keep their fucking mouths shut

#this customer at work who I have seen before commented that I wasn't using my cane #which was true I didn't have enough hands to balance ten cans of cat food and carry my cane #so I just shuffled my way to the aisle to put them back #and she had the nerve to say to me #that it's good I'm not using my cane because I shouldn't become reliant on it #maam #I use the cane #because #wild ass fucking concept #I can't walk without it #because walking is painful #she's just lucky I didn't chew her head off #but if my husband was there he would have been worse than me #tbh I love how much he defends me