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chuu-huahua · 11 months
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hi guys have some RANDOM SOUKOKU HEADCANNONS because i’m procrastinating my holiday homework lol (like i genuinely can’t bring myself to do it so i’ll just uh, cram it all before school actually starts)
contrary to popular belief, dazai is actually the good cook between the two of them :) chuuya burned down the entire kitchen once when he tried to make rice, so dazai removed his kitchen-entering privileges. dazai can actually cook well, he just enjoys seeing the shocked/scared faces of the people he serves his food to when he makes it nasty
dazai replaced their couch with a foldable couch bed because whenever he makes chuuya mad, he gets sent to sleep on the couch, and their old one was uncomfortable and not big enough for his lanky ass legs
chuuya once thought dazai was a burglar when he was drunk and smacked him in the face with a frying pan, which broke dazai’s nose. he (chuuya) cried while apologising when he sobered up
they have movie marathon nights, except they speedrun movies separately and fight to see how many more movies they can watch than the other before the clock strikes 7:00am and dazai has to go to work
when dazai did the “that’s what i love about you!” thing to chuuya when they were younger, chuuya actually wanted to punch dazai because he was so flustered. he actually went back to his room to punch his pillow and scream into it about how much he liked dazai back and how he messed up his response
chuuya likes it when dazai drives, because it’s so adrenaline inducing and it’s funny to see the looks on civilian’s faces when they speed pass them and almost crash into the lamp post
dazai’s home wallpaper is a picture of chuuya drooling in his sleep, and chuuya’s one is of dazai screaming and running away from a dog
i feel like they would both be really good at styling hair and doing makeup from kouyou’s lessons and all the infiltration missions they have to go on... although, i can picture chuuya trying to pry a bite of lipstick out of dazai’s mouth because he read the contents and tried to commit suicide by eating it lol
they have a built in wine cellar in their house (inspo from my aunt’s house lol. she has a fucking wine cellar in there stock full of expensive alcohol and there’s even a catalogue) and it’s super super cold. they have two silly fuzzy pairs of slippers, one is crab designed and the other is slug designed lol
yes ig that’s all for now :D
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sadie-bug345 · 1 month
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gangs favorite classes🫶🥰🫡☝️🤓
i keep taking breaks from tumblr but i’m really tryna get back in the swing of things🙏
ponyboy:
ahhhh i haven’t reread the book in a while but he probably mentions classes he likes or he doesn’t like
ik he has like a D in his creative writing class or smth but that’s cause he don’t like the restrictions that come with writing for an assignment
in reality i feel like he is an english guy overall
also gives history ngl
more social studies classes
8/10 hes real for that
johnny:
elective guy thru and thru
like photography, art, ceramics, graphic design, etc
he might be amazing at these artsy classes
and that’s why he likes them OR
he just loves the chill classroom vibe yk
also he likes the kids in there too
i feel like johnny gets so annoyed with louder socs who mess around in the classes he likes
cause my guy is actually respectful🫶🙏
10/10 so valid honestly, like photo is fr my favorite class and i feel like johnny would totally fw that
sodapop:
language classes
like spanish, french, german, whatever floats your boat
i think he likes the funny atmosphere of everyone kinda messing up whenever they’re put on the spot to speak in class
just cause no one really cares
ALSO DESTROYS during presentations btw
like either he’s genuinely good
or he just keeps messing up and giggles abt it so much that the teacher starts yelling at him abt it
genuinely has a dgaf mindset to school in general which is very admirable
6/10 i hate my spanish 2 class but its ok😭🙏
darry:
sports med / sports weights
OR anatomy
like he just enjoys sports so anything that relates to that he finds really interesting
he likes the helping people aspect of sports med
and i’m in sports med as well which is actually so fun ngl
he eats with that
always crushes tests
i think he really studies for tests and actually tries
which allows him to get good grades🤓☝️
but he couldn’t care less abt classes he doesn’t like
7/10 valid
dally:
pretends to not give a shit but we know he does when it comes to the gang
bc of this, his fave classes are whatever he has the most friends in
other than that he thinks all classes are terrible and they all feel like years
math guy when he actually understands the concept
but the second things get hard he just gives up
“who needs these hyperbolas anyways man🙄”
lives for lunch and after school cause he just walks around and talks
or fights with other kids but we don’t talk abt that
6/10 im the same way abt math
two-bit:
any class where he can mess with the teacher
like either the teacher is chill and jokes around with him
OR the teacher actually sucks and two just makes them even more mad
lives for class laughter
like soda he enjoys more participation based classes, less the actual content
somehow he always gets sat in the desk right next to the teachers desk so they can keep an eye on him
barely ever gets to sit next to his friends for obvious reasons LMAO
7/10 also valid
steve:
obviously auto mechanic if the school offers it
otherwise he gives a science kid
like biology, physics, anatomy, stuff like that
his brain is just the type to get it
so those classes are barely hard for him
which is SO LUCKY
he the type to just go off about some technical concept the class is going over and explain it perfectly to his friend who needs help and then make a your mom joke the next minute
5/10 i hate physics and i hate how he’d be better at it than me
ANYWAYS REQUEST STUFF PLS🫶😋‼️
(btw i’m going thru requests rn so dw!!)
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lovewheeler · 2 years
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I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE MOST MIKE BRAIN ROT THIS WHOLE DAMN WEEK AND I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TELL ANYONE SO LISTEN UP BITCH UR GOING TO HEAR IT
IMAGINE AHHHH IMAGINE LIKE UR STUDYING OR SMTH AND MIKES WANTS UR ATTENTION BUT UR IGNORING HIM AHHH AND HE JUST GETS FEAD UP WITH IT SO HE GOES OVER TO UR STUDYING TABLE, TOWERS OVER AND AHHHHHHH LIFTS UR CHIN UP TO LOOK AT HIM. I JUST AHHHHHHH OMFG I CABT
kicks feet and clasps my hands together. do u know what you’ve done to me w this? i think abt him doing this every. day. no just like. deep sigh:
mike can be mean sometimes. and needy. he’s like a stupid cat, will ignore you if it’s something he needs to do but won’t let you rest if he decides he wants your attention in the middle of a task.
“psst — hello? earth to y/n?” he’s snapping his fingers in your face and you swear to god if you weren’t so enraptured by your homework you’d kill him, have half a mind to glare up at him and let him know that ‘do it again and you’re a dead man, wheeler’.
but you’re tired, and you really want to finish this stupid paper because it’s not like you enjoyed ignoring your boyfriend for math, so you simply shake your head and swat his fingers away with a mumbled, “m’busy, come back later.”
he sulks at first, falls back and perches on your bed, watching you. you can see his face through the mirror and he’s got the most pouty look on his face, it almost makes you break — but you avert your eyes anyway, more on the principle at this point than anything else.
he huffs, trying out a multitude of different tactics to make you break: tapping you, hovering, sighing at an increasingly loud volume. none of it works, and it really only takes ten minutes for him to get fed up and decides enough is enough.
he strides towards you, long legs crossing your room in three steps. you don’t pay attention at first, thinking he’s just going to annoy you again, and you’re already getting ready to deliver a biting reply when you feel long fingers grip your chin, strong enough to make your lips pout. your head gets turned, neck having to crane up to look at him, and you’re met with almost narrowed brown eyes.
“i think you need to take a break. yeah?”
you nod, easily folding under his glare. you don’t get much homework done that day.
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