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theeroticlover · 1 year
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So close yet so far :p (Tease me)...
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dudasexy · 17 days
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dallas-big-boy · 3 months
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polyamory4life · 2 years
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🖤We are sensual beings. Discovering our own sexuality in our own special way.
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lamberthoyc · 4 days
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Comment your location if you are dtf 😊😝
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brookeangelof · 3 months
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eva-knits12 · 1 month
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Going To Costco with Jake Jensen
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It's that time of the month!
It's time for you and Jake to go to Costco.
You get there early to do the cans and bottles,
Jake grabs the SUV sized cart.
You made the list.
Jake, when left to his own devices, will NEVER make a list.
Which is why he spends more money that he intends to.
You show your membership card to the greeter.
First thing's first.
Jake has to look at every computer, every tablet, every phone, and every TV.
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Then, Jake sees a few old-school arcade games.
Of course, Jake has to look at every one.
It takes longer than you intended because Jake has to touch and look at every electronic and device.
Eventually, you and Jake make your way to the toilet paper.
But you get a two pack of sweatpants and a two pack of T-shirt.
You basically live in sweats when you're home.
Which Jake finds incredibly sexy and cute.
You go to the bakery section, and get muffins, carrot and chocolate cupcakes.
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You and Jake get the toilet paper, the bottled water, and the seltzer water.
You and Jake also get frozen pizza, gluten free chicken nuggets (those are GOOD!), fish sticks, and you even get fruit and veggies.
You get the Cherry Barbecue chips, and you get two bags because they don't last too long between the both of you.
(If you haven't had these, try them. They're good, and they're Michigan made! I'm a Michigander, and I love these things. Cherry barbecue sauce is tasty if you do it right.)
You get granola bars, some chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal bites, even bread, and breakfast bites to have as a mid-morning snack.
You even make sure to get plenty of kibble, wet food, and doggy toys and doggy treats for Mario.
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You also get a huge thing of both plain and peanut M & M's, cheese and caramel popcorn (Chicago or Detroit popcorn, depending on which city you are in-I just call it cheese and caramel corn), and Sander's sea salt caramels (another good thing, trust me a jar doesn't last too long in the house, because we ALL eat it, no matter how hard we resist).
You get coffee and vitamins, with a huge pack of Coke and Pepsi for Jake.
Jake pays for the purchase, and you go to the food court and get you and Jake a slice of pizza and some vanilla soft serve.
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You put the pizza and soft serve in a box.
You and Jake arrive home, and you put the lunch in the kitchen.
You put the soft serve in the freezer.
You and Jake unload the car.
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After you and Jake put everything away, you both change into your sweats, and you even wear one of Jakes really big graphic tees, with on of his hoodies over it.
Jake is in his sweats, graphic tees, and hoodie.
You and Jake have been together for two years, living together for one, so you two dress alike, even though you and Jake both work from home.
Jake literally pretends to be annoyed by it, but he finds this incredibly sexy deep down.
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You both eat your pizza.
You grab two bottles of water, and you put some lemonade mix in it.
You both have lemonade.
You then eat your dessert.
After, you two try to watch a movie, but you both fall asleep on the couch.
Jake grabs a blanket, and he covers you both with a blanket.
You both sleep for the rest of the afternoon, and you order Chinese for dinner.
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Because screw it, you're both WAY too lazy to cook tonight.
You read your book after you're done, and Jake plays a video game for a bit.
Eventually, you two fall asleep in bed later that night, but after you two have some adult fun time activities.
That's to help burn off lunch and dinner.
You and Jake wouldn't trade this for the world.
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ada5u · 11 months
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scotland-wolves · 1 month
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It’s just yarn, calm down 😛🧶💦
Crochet art by Katherine Wailes
(18+ insta here)
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dudasexy · 9 months
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swingersforwife · 2 years
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Who wants some..????
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polyamory4life · 2 years
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I'm trying, but I'm not heard & always misunderstood. 😵‍💫😔
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texas-9018 · 22 days
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@katlel
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spanishburger · 1 month
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"Why did the dildo go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a Plus One! 😂
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floras-spicy-pics · 1 year
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Make sure to subscribe for some more content like this ;)
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