#absolutely dying

[preciseshadow]

The fans: Oh, Lucius and Pete aren’t in the trailer or promo pics, it must be because the producers don’t want to reveal their wedding outfits

The show: Actually, it’s because they’re below deck having hardcore sex for 80% of the episode

#absolutely dying #honestly #I love it #GOOD FOR THEM #they deserved this #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #lupete #lucius spriggs #ofmd season 2 #ofmd black pete #ofmd lucius #ofmd spoilers #lucius/pete

[radiosummons]

OMFG BABY TULIN!!!!! BABY BOY BABY!!!!

I'm fucking dying!! XD

Teba praying to the goddesses to give him patience lmao

Teba really be out here like: Where does this child get all this sass?!

#radio plays #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #totk tulin #totk teba #totk link #omfg I'm dying #absolutely dying #tulin is so precious!!!! #and a little shit too XD #teba's got his hands/wings full #rito village #totk rito

[onceapirateprincess]

THIS FUCKING CREATURE

LIVE REACTION

#opla #opla spoilers #buggy the clown #ABSOLUTELY DYING #PLEAZE I COULDNT BREATHE

[hasgudagudadoneanythingwrong]

HIGH RES MAOU

I just dropped everything to immediately cobble this together from the new anniversary CE video. Please enjoy the highest res Maou I can manage at 3am with what I have. I am also officially now dead, thank you.

(Scrapped several screenshots together to preserve the highest possible resolution of the face, with the body scaled up to match. Removing the text at the bottom would be possible, but I'm not doing that tonight.)

#official fate content #maou #maou nobunaga #nobbu #f/go #fate anniversary CEs #i am #absolutely dying #help

[hoarding-stories]

Just started the (Patreon Exclusive) Space Cram episode and right out of the gate:

Things are about to get wild aren't they?

Not only because of those Inspired names, but they're level 20!?!

#worlds beyond number #wbn #space cram oneshot #wbn fireside #absolutely dying #it was the correct choice to not listen to this whilst going about my day

[go-learn-esperanto]

Do I need to say anything besides "Welcome to Tumblr"?

#grian #hermitblr #mcyt #mcytblr #image description #absolutely dying #imagine arriving at Tumblr for the first time‚ searching for your favourite MCYT and this is the firs thing you see LOL

[broomballade]

currently losing my mind over the teaser for episode seven of hazbin hotel and if i don’t see the whole episode as SOON as it comes out i shall simply pass away

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor #please my emotional state is fragile enough as it is #absolutely dying #send help

[pigeonneaux]

Ough my suitcase is as heavy as my horny levels are high

#absolutely dying #journaliteuse

[rodeoromeo]

Blood From a Clone is the funniest song of all time I know his ass was SO mad

#and then ​they said sure put it on the album george #absolutely dying #can you tell I’m just listening to george right now #george harrison #op

[tricitymonsters]

Would let Amir sit on me on our way to Halloween party to rest his tired legs or even pull me along with a rope or something. But I must ask compensation later for him to ride me still wearing the cowboy stuff for I have a thing for them and he must have already known.

CRYINGGGG

It's all about those little scratch-my-back, ill-scratch-yours exchanges. I know amir would be TOTALLY amenable to that. Next year you'll have to tell him to keep his little succubus claws out of the Fun Fetish part of your brain when he's picking out outfits.

#absolutely dying #thank you for asking #amir

[kristsune]

Been binging woe.begone today and im absolutely loving it. Best thing though? The sense of humor. Absolutely hilarious.

#i need a personal tag #woe begone #absolutely dying #like im loving the story and everything of course #but im definitely laughing out loud more than i expected i would

[battii-art]

My roommate is reading shadowhunters for the first time and just called Sebastian Morgenstern a "sussy baka" and honestly I agree

#absolutely dying #tsc #sebastian morgenstern #cassandra clare #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #tmi

[therealgamble]

“I got together with your Dad so he could have a son he actually loves.”

Brian's face scrunched as he ran that line back through his head, trying to make it make sense. "So… you're fucking my Dad?" He thought about that for a moment as he grabbed another beer.

"Dude, you realize he can't get you a better position in the department anymore, right? If you're gonna be a ho you should at least get better benefits out of it."

#tarnishedhalo #meme reply #absolutely dying

[ctenophora]

29 days

i will mute all words with totk or loz on all social media if i am not at least guranteed to play loz:totk bc i have been waiting since i ever started playing botw and I will not fall in my plans to play the game without seeing spoilers or anything about the story. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I NEED TO FIND MY GOD DANM SWITCH OR SOMEONE(my friend) WILL HAVE TO ENDURE THE CONSTANT CRYING AND YELLING AND DEPPRESSIVE EPISODES AND THE RANTS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SO HELP ME GOD.

I will do ANYTHING that doesnt require money TO GET MY SWITCH BACK AND HAVE A COPY OF THAT DANM GAME!!!!!!!!

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #screaming #crying #absolutely dying #kms #i wont be able to find it bro it is lost in my house #sobbing

[cherrykamado]

i have now reached another stage of being down bad for this man and its all bc of u @hhawks

#ABSOLUTELY DYING #tomu.🖤

[gessshoku]

BLACK GRAY AND RED RED RED

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

#AAAAAA THANKS??? #YEA????? #I DONT KNOW???? #I MEAN YOU CAN STUDY ME ALL YOU WANT BB GORWL- #ABSOLUTELY DYING #WHY SO MUCH RED #WHY IS GRAY EVEN THERE NEWT MY BELOVED PLEASE- #gess box of cookies