#absolutely decimated

[brennan-lee-mother]

“Are you four dogs?” is absolutely going into the top 3 Ally Beardsley moments. Honestly no one’s as quick on the draw who’s doing it like them?

#like that was so good and for what #absolutely decimated #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #d20 #dimension 20 #mera speaks

[moldforest]

TOTK-posting part 10/?

this is incredibly funny to me

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#totk #tears of the kingdom #rip link #absolutely decimated #moldypost

[ghouljams]

One little white lie, one tiny fib. When the King asks why you're so eager to get back to your own kingdom you give him the usual, "My family, I'm just eager to see them again."

"Family," He rolls the word over in his mouth, like it has a foul taste, "Husband?" You nod, though you've never been married, it's easier being a married woman on the road. This also seems to displease him. "Children?" Your hesitance betrays you, and you attempt to cover it with another hasty nod. Though you can tell by Price's smile he doesn't believe it.

You don't worry about it, push the questions far from your mind in favor of your work. It's only when you're laid out in the King's bed, his fat cock bullying its way into your aching cunt, that you remember your little fib. Price smiles, his lips curling over his teeth as he chuckles out a strained breath. He drags his fingers around the base of his cock, while you adjust to the burning stretch the overwhelming feeling of being filled completely. He pulls his hand away only to drag it down your stomach, let you see the blood and slick where it stains your soft skin.

"Little liar," He chides, pulling out and pushing back into you with a heady groan, "but don't worry, we'll have you bred and wed soon enough."

#cod x reader #x reader #that ask has me thinking about king!price now #absolutely destroying my ability to not have new aus #thank you to every anon that just decimates me #captain john price x reader #captain price mw2 #captain john price #captain price x reader #captain price smut #captain price x female reader #john price x reader #price mw2 #price x reader #price cod #king!price #medieval au #x female reader

[nerdpoe]

Government Dog AU

The US Government has a very strong, very unknown meta that they use to threaten the Justice League when they feel the Justice League goes too far.

He is rarely brought out, he's taller than Superman, and every time the League thinks they know what he can do, they're surprised by more.

He's got white hair, green eyes, and can literally possess any leaguer and force them to do what the government said anyways.

They suspect something is off, but any attempts to reason with the meta are rebuffed with a punch.

Impulse sees him once, and while he hovers behind the General threatening Superman, Impulse zeroes in on one thing.

That meta is wearing a collar. It's well disguised, but that's a collar. He'd recognize one anywhere, being as recognizing one meant surviving in the Future.

He glances at Red Robin.

Red Robin nods subtly back.

Impulse launches forward and attaches himself to the big, scary meta's front.

The meta's hands dart out to grab him, and Impulse dodges, tricking the meta into crushing his own collar.

Everyone goes quiet.

The meta holds the crumpled collar in his hands.

"...I'm...free?"

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #government dog au #danny them proceeds to hug impulse #make the general piss himself #though that was unintentional #and absolutely decimate the military base keeping Vlad and Ellie #mind control collars are a bitch #slavery tw #story prompt

[clowncarcrash]

there’s something so sickening about the idea of kalina, a character who has done undoubtedly evil things, coming back and being justifiably mad at kristen. kalina tortured and killed people but she did all of it for cassandra and here’s kristen treating the most important person in the world to her like trash. the potential of “what does it say about you that a villain like me could love her better than you can?” ………

i feel fucking insane

#i wanted junior year for the sole purpose of seeing kristen get absolutely decimated as a character (affectionate) #there’s just so much to her that sophomore year didn’t have the time to touch on #this is my fucking dream come true #kristen applebees #kalina #d20 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Anya's suckerpunch gives me the most Kirby vibes from a non-Kirby entity I have every seen

#cute pink blob absolutely decimating [thing] energy #spy x family #anya forger #gifs you can hear #edit; noBODY TOLD ME IT SAYS ‘EVERY’ SEEN INSETAD OF ‘EVER’ SEEN

[celmoth]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ The End of the World ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

#First date idea #taking the 19 year old human girl I have a crush on to see the absolute decimation of her home planet so she knows how I feel <3 #art #drawing #doctor who #rose tyler #billie piper #fan art #ninth doctor #christopher eccleston #bad wolf #dw #celart

[mothwingwritings]

Question?!💕 Okay anyways LOLZ!😂 What if Muhammad Ali Jr. meets Yujiro's daughter, and Baki faces Muhammad and finds out he already met his sister? How would Baki react when Muhammad comments some "things" about his sister appearance, and mannerisms? And also what would Yujiro think about all this mess? Would he get jealous or be amused?

Btw I LOVEEEE your Baki fanfics!💓

Mr. Ali Jr is going to get kicked in the dick SO HARD that man will either A. No longer have a dick, or B. Have a concave dick for the rest of his life as a reminder of how dumb he was to ever fuck with Baki's darling sister. :)

Joking aside though, I really feel like Baki would let him talk his shit and make his comments. Go ahead and whisper about how good (name)'s ass looks in those jeans, or talk about how nice your plush lips would feel around his cock. Make insinuations about how easy you seem, or snide little observations about the swing of your hips when you walk. The more shit he talks the more fun it will be for Baki to absolutely beat his sorry ass to a pulp in front of EVERYBODY. And guess what? When Ali Jr. is beat half to death, blubbering in unimaginable pain, it's going to be Baki that gets to go home with you and enjoy your company. And he intends to fully enjoy his time with you, being pampered and doted on for being your strong champion. <3

As for Yujiro... It's a mixed bag. Muhammad's father is one of the few people Yujiro truly respects, and as such, he doesn't treat Ali Jr with the disrespect and contempt he treats most people. I think he would be pretty amused with Ali's flirting, maybe even commend him on his good taste. But the moment he takes it a step too far and either asks you on serious date or (god forbid) tries to put his hands on you in some way, that boy will be knocked out so hard his ass won't know what hit him. Since he would want to at least try and avoid killing him, Yujiro will instead make sure to put him a coma so that he's out of the picture for a very long time. :)

#No lie one of my fav baki moments of all time is when Baki absolutely decimates Ali Jr. #he was talking all that shit and he found out real quick #literally destroyed B) #baki x reader #baki reader insert #baki scenarios #baki the grappler x reader #muhammad ali jr x reader #yujiro hanma x y/n #yujiro x reader #yujiro hanma x reader #baki hanma x reader #baki x y/n #this boy is getting the hanma dick kick special one way or another so sorry ali jr #thank you for asking love!!! #yandere baki the grappler #mothwords

[sickfreaksirkay]

mordred moodboard for his birthday

#do NOT read the mordred wikipedia page unless u want to get emo #this is such a haphazard collection im sure i could find more examples of mordred getting absolutely decimated but this will do for now #mordred #sir mordred #arthuriana #arthurian literature #arthurian legend #may day #knights of the round table

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: maybe i should break up with gai…

iruka: what??? why???

kakashi: he’s making me too happy lately, it’s weird. i haven’t even taken one depression nap this week….

iruka: …….maybe you should try therapy

kakashi: yeah gai keeps saying that too

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #hatake kakashi #might gai #iruka umino #tfw being in love is so great it absolutely decimates your vibes😔 #tragic #everything iruka learns about their relationship is unwilling #he has no clue how their interactions work and does Not want to figure it out #he’s full: im SO happy for you guys but also you are So Strange

[groenendaze]

no ears v. ears

#ignore the white Gunn in his nose he had a beef roll and just absolutely decimated it #finch #nettle #my dogs

[da3drat]

New post bc I don’t want one super long one tbh

Todays work was sculpting and painting :D I didn’t plan on building up weathering/texture with apoxie but I had to cover the engraved title somehow and this was the only way to make it look natural. The cover still needs additional weathering and aging, and obviously the oht still needs to be painted (very excited to do that part), but I’m really liking the look so far!!

#*mankar cameron voice* this book has absolutely decimated my sanity #xarxes construction #cosplay updates #mysterium xarxes #oblivion #tes

[bisexualfbiagents]

One night he wakes Strange look on his face Pauses, then says You're my best friend

CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF THE X FILES Day 7: 30th Anniversary Extravaganza ❤ A tribute to my favorite partners, to the tune of You Are in Love by Taylor Swift (insp)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xf30th #xfiles #xfilesnet #dailytxf #dana scully #fox mulder #msr #happy 30th everyone!!!!! #am i upset that this isn't in the same format as my other anniversary posts? well yes but #somewhere over the course of this week my brain stopped working #and all i could see or think about was this song #so HERE WE ARE #also please don't ask how many times i listened to this song while making this............ #i listened to it on youtube as not to absolutely decimate my spotify wrapped lol #mine

[falconfate]

Hello ranger’s apprentice fandom can we talk real quick about the stupidest thing Flanagan ever wrote

It’s about the bows. Yanno, the rangers’ Iconique™️ main weapon. That one. You know the one.

Flanagan. Flanagan why are your rangers using longbows.

“uh well recurve arrows drop faster” BUT DO THEY. FLANAGAN. DO THEY.

the answer is no they don’t. Compared to a MODERN, COMPOUND (aka cheating) bow, yes, but compared to a longbow? Y’know, what the rangers use in canon? Yeah no a recurve actually has a FLATTER trajectory. It drops LATER.

This from an article comparing the two:

“Both a longbow and a recurve bow, when equipped with the right arrow and broadhead combination, are capable of taking down big game animals. Afterall, hunters have been doing it for centuries with both types of bows.

However, generally speaking and all things equal, a recurve bow will offer more arrow speed, creating a flatter flight trajectory and retain more kinetic energy at impact.

The archers draw length, along with the weight of the arrow also affect speed and kinetic energy. However, the curved design of the limbs on a recurve adds to its output of force.”

It doesn’t actually mention ANY distance in range! And this is from a resource for bow hunting, which, presumably, WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING!

Okay so that’s just. That’s just the first thing.

The MAIN thing is that even accounting for “hur dur recurves drop faster” LONGBOWS ARE STILL THE STUPID OPTION.

Longbows, particularly and especially ENGLISH longbows, are—as their name suggests—very long. English longbows in particular are often as tall or taller than their wielder even while strung, but especially when unstrung. An unstrung longbow is a very long and expensive stick, one that will GLADLY entangle itself in nearby trees, other people’s clothes, and any doorway you’re passing through.

And yes, there are shorter longbows, but at that point if you’re shortening your longbow, just get a goddamn recurve. And Flanagan makes a point to compare his rangers’ bows to the Very Long English Longbow.

Oh, do you know how the Very Long English Longbow was mostly historically militarily used? BY ON-FOOT ARCHER UNITS. Do you know what they’re TERRIBLE for? MOUNTED ARCHERY.

Trust me. Go look up right now “mounted archery longbow.” You’ll find MAYBE one or two pictures of some guy on a horse struggling with a big stick; mostly you will actually see either mounted archers with RECURVES, or comparisons of Roman longbow archers to Mongolian horse archers (which are neat, can’t lie, I love comparing archery styles like that).

Anyway. Why are longbows terrible for mounted archery? Because they’re so damn long. Think about it: imagine you’re on a horse. You’re straddling a beast that can think for itself and moves at your command, but ultimately independently of you; if you’re both well-trained enough, you’re barely paying attention to your horse except to give it commands. And you have a bow in your hands. If your target is close enough to you that you know, from years of shooting experience, you will need to actually angle your bow down to hit it because of your equine height advantage, guess what? If you have a longbow, YOU CAN’T! YOUR HORSE IS IN THE WAY BECAUSE YOUR BOW IS TOO LONG! Worse, it’s probably going to get in the general area of your horse’s shoulder or legs, aka moving parts, which WILL injure your horse AND your bow and leave you fresh out of both a getaway vehicle and a ranged weapon. It’s stupid. Don’t do it.

A recurve, on the other hand, is short. It was literally made for horse archers. You have SO much range of motion with a recurve on horseback; and if you’re REALLY good, you know how to give yourself even more, with techniques like Jamarkee, a Turkish technique where you LITERALLY CAN AIM BACKWARDS.

For your viewing enjoyment, Serena Lynn of Texas demonstrating Jamarkee:

Yes, that’s real! This type of draw style is INCREDIBLY versatile: you can shoot backwards on horseback, straight down from a parapet or sally port without exposing yourself as a target, or from low to the ground to keep stealthy without banging your bow against the ground. And, while I’m sure you could attempt it with a longbow, I wouldn’t recommend it: a recurve’s smaller size makes it far more maneuverable up and over your head to actually get it into position for a Jamarkee shot.

A recurve just makes so much more SENSE. It’s not a baby bow! It’s not the longbow’s lesser cousin! It’s a COMPLETELY different instrument made to be used in a completely different context! For the rangers of Araluen, who put soooo much stock in being stealthy and their strong bonds with their horses, a recurve is the perfect fit! It’s small and easily transportable, it’s more maneuverable in combat and especially on horseback, it offers more power than a longbow of the same draw weight—really, truly, the only advantage in this case that a longbow has over the recurve is that longbows are quicker and easier to make. But we KNOW the rangers don’t care about that, their KNIVES use a forging technique (folding) that takes several times as long as standard Araluen forging practices at the time!

Okay.

Okay I think I’m done. For now.

#to be VERY clear. I Am Not An Actual Expert. #i AM however drawing from my own experience and research #and literally i can find Zero literature about recurve arrow flights dropping faster than longbows #all i could find was that recurve range is worse compared to compound bows #which. OBVIOUSLY. compound bows CHEAT. #(said lovingly. ish. if you use a compound more power to you but also It’s Doing All The Work For You.) #this article was literally all i could find from a couple hours’ search comparing recurves and longbows #anyway recurves are cool. flanagan why did you do recurves so dirty. #for that matter why are all your women blonde. #(i’m not including brotherband here sorry) #(but also why did it take a spinoff series for him to create a named female character that wasn’t a blonde) #(flanagan explain) #god these books have so many problems. truly this is my ‘i could fix him’ #thank you flanagan for getting me into this special interest. now Tell Me Why You Did It Wrong. #rangers apprentice #anyway if you REALLY want to read about some bangin historical horse archers #look up the parthians :) #specifically how they fucking Decimated an entire roman contingent :) #crassus getting absolutely demolished by mounted archer parthians is definitely my favorite bit of roman trivia

[eeeiiiioooooofffff]

Cheeky edit screenies that are in my videos for like 0.2 seconds but I like the stills of them and need to put them somewhere

#life on mars #life on mars uk #sam tyler #gene hunt #ashes to ashes uk #ashes to ashes #Me if absolutely overusing the overlay function on CapCut was illegal #I will decimate that hue and temperature also #I cant stop blabbering about life on mars colour theory #Nelson you’re the loml actually underrated #Alexa play herb Alpert and his Tijuana brass

[nethnad]

doctor who christmas special where the doctor and the master swordfight in a church aisle WHEN

#get me on the phone with russell t davies Right Fuckin Now #this brought to you by the very fenceable wooden floors of churches #listen all im sayin is. if they had the proper shoes and footwork no actors knees need be decimated and also itd be so fucking cooooool #doctor who #dw #the doctor #the master #thoschei #<- this can and absolutely should be a homoerotic swordfight