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yeah yeah you’re an unknowable eldritch monsterfucker gender beast but are you normal about feminism
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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what am i being advertised here exactly
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maybe an out of touch old person moment, but do people actually genuinely believe it every time someone @s aaron ehaz on twitter going “hey what do you think about [popular fanon thing]” and every time he goes “yeah i was thinking of that for the plot of book 4 actually :) " ?? Because I think he’s just fucking with us at this point
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Sorry but that isn’t my Uncle Iroh. My Uncle Iroh would never have been unkind to the man whose brother died bc of him, or tried to justify his own actions. He would never have cried “for the fire nation” as he attacked. He would never have spoken to Aang the way he did, or try to explain Ozai’s side of the argument for the war.
My Uncle Iroh doesn’t believe in this war that’s being waged, not anymore. Not after he lost his son. My Uncle Iroh would never defend Ozai’s behaviour, or his own past actions. He’s above anger and hatred, and he’s made peace with his past and does everything he can to be kind to others, and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. He’s spiritually enlightened and content with his lot.
Suffice to say, that is not my Uncle Iroh.
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So there’s this guy…. *twirls hair*
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(heavy sigh) honey, your father is pretending to be vulnerable to mortal weapons again 🙄
father-in-law: (shoving a knife into his chest and doing a silly walk around the kitchen) oh NO I've been STABBED 🤭 I sure hope it doesn't KILL me 😵🤣
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I refrained watching The Legent of Korra for a long time and, honestly, I regret not watching it sooner. I honestly can’t wrap my head around why people hate it so much, because for me it was no different from original ATLA. Same multidimensional characters, breathtaking plot, humour and omg those villains agh! 
I honestly think that most (if not all) of the hate is rooted in misogyny. Ofc I’m not blind to not see the flaws that this show had, but those flaws aren’t making the show bad, it’s still a very, VERY interesting show, people just like to exaggerate things.
So my opinion about Korra- I’m obsessed, go watch it if you haven’t, it’s great. 
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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Submitted propaganda for World Ender
Monado, but Wizard Staff.
A staff made for Melia by Shulk. Every other major staff has its own correlations for Melia. The protect staff is what she starts with. A simple rod with which she trained The imperial staff holds the legacy of her father, the weight of the man who died in her arms. The empress staff was her stepmother’s. The stench of telethia clings to it, reminding Melia of all the people she failed to save. The world ender though, represents something new. A brighter future. A new path. A tool unburdened by anything that came before. This staff belongs to, and only ever has belonged to, Melia.
Submitted propaganda for Sword of the End
Dark Lucky Seven
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A German buys a train ticket 
A German man wanted to buy a train ticket to visit his friend in Naples. He goes to the Italian ticket agent and buys the ticket, but explains that he wants to reserve a seat facing the direction that the train was going. The Italian ticket agent hands the German his ticket, and he boards the train. To his discomfort, he finds that his assigned seat is facing the opposite the direction of the train. After a long journey, he gets off in Naples and meets his friend, who asks him how the ride was.
“It was awful,” says the German man, “I was given a reverse seat, and now I feel absolutely nauseous.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” says the friend, “did you try explaining the situation and asking the person sitting across from you if they were willing to switch seats?”
“I would have,” said the German man, “but unfortunately the seat across from me was empty.”
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No submitted propaganda for Monado I
Submitted propaganda for Metalface
Listen I wouldn't necessarily call a Faced Mechon a weapon but if they're legal Metal Face is the greatest weapon of all time. Like have you seen it? The claws, the menace, the trails of light it leaves as it drags the claws through the air? How expressive it is? Go watch Xenoblade Chronicles' Cutscene 20 Fiora's Death and see how much personality this weapon has? And its such a good escalation of threat in the story, the Monado that can cut through any Mechon stopped by this beast, the hope spot of Fiora in the Mobile Artillery, whenever he shows up its such an event its great vote Metal Face, my beloved.
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yeah yeah you’re an unknowable eldritch monsterfucker gender beast but are you normal about feminism
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Water tribe siblings know 3 things and three things only: protect god, learn multiple ways to kill a man, and commit to the bit
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