Fucking CACKLING at this table detailing what an application looks like with or without a specific module (acronym STRAP)
Send help no one else thinks it's funny
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Never have I deployed the "if it sucks hit da bricks" mentality more than today when one of the top people on my project who always goes on about AI cornered me in the kitchen and asked "Do you play around with AI?" and I, in a heartbeat, said "NOPE ✨👍" and marched out of there like I was training for a speedwalking competition, good gods
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Throw me under the bus. I'll have sex with it.
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LOOK AT MY STUDENTS DRAWINGS!!!
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There's something just so funny to me about that last paragraph
Is not in the mood to talk positively
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i dont think i told this story on here but a few weeks ago, i brought a bagel into work and forgot to bring a spread or topping and so i told my coworker that i was sad i had no butter or anything and then SHE REACHES INTO HER DESK AND PULLS OUT A FULL STICK OF BUTTER
anyways shes iconic thank you
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The daily struggle
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how have i actually just had a 'falling out' with someone in my twenties. girl
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A good amount of us in the English department are falling sick, including myself. Today in my post lunch lesson, both Rosa and I sniffed at the same time which made me laugh. The way our sickness is syncing up 😂 And then now I just coughed at the same time as Cat did. If we all took the day off there would be like three people teaching English this week. Which would be jokes to watch and see how the school dealt with that. Last term there was a moment when we were all dropping like flies. Leigh and I were basically single handedly running the whole department. We struggled but we managed and I’ll hold that as a high achievement.
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a bit of some Bad Shit under the cut but man today was a bad day at work. there was something in the air.
we've had scuffles at work before, some dogs just do not get along, but today there was just... constant bickering between a few dogs. one thing lead to another and we had a dog pile on a staff. it was the single most terrifying thing i have ever witnessed. it took both supervisors, me, and the other daycare staff to pull everyone apart.
i got bit pretty hard in the leg and it's going to bruise so bad tomorrow. i'm sore from having to hold dogs back. and the dog that started it all is no longer allowed in the facility.
but honestly, the best thing about it is that no other dogs got hurt. it was just staff, which we should at least be happy about.
that, and the fact that in a fight, my dog will run in the opposite direction.
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Govt: staff this contract?
Me: sure, who do you need?
Govt: a Senior Programmer with at least 15 years of experience.
Me: OK, what's the rate?
Govt: $70-75k/year, five days in-office in Washington D.C.
Me:
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I need to start a post of all the names that my guests think my name is so, far we have:
- Demon
-Tina
-Xena
-Nina
-Dean
-Dee
-Hey beautiful
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my students drew my fursona
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every day i take it a step further with my boss. the other day he asked me what musicians i listen to lately and he played it on youtube while working and today,, , today he asked me about my fav game since i told him that i enjoy playing games in my free time;
thus, here i am, explaining to my boss the lore of fate stay night.
and he listens, very carefully.
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I should be asleep.
I had my meds hours ago.
But my mind is racing.
And I can’t sleep.
And I don’t know what to do.
Just as well I’m in hospital I suppose.
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