#a man like kuroo or no man at all 🤚🏼

[shingia]

answering your dumb questions

↳ kuroo, suna, semi, atsumu, tsukki

↳ once again i am not respecting the ‘coming soon’ section of my navi post but anyways~

>> KUROO

« tetsu, would you still love me if i had no skin ? »

kuroo looked up from the biology textbook he had been staring at for the past fifteen minutes. slumped down on his bed, you were desperately trying to grab his attention. and it seemed like it had finally worked.

arms crossed and eyebrows raised, his answer flowed out of his mouth like an evidence, « well, your muscles and guts would collapse, your bones would dry and crumble due to exposure to the air so you’d basically be a puddle. in other terms you’d die. so the answer is yes.... ‘cause i’ll still love you after you die, sweetheart » he finished with a cunning smirk, laying back on his desk chair to have a better look at your jaw that had dropped to the floor.

« you are... incredibly smooth, you know that ? » you uttered once the surprise had passed. and based on the satisfied smile that started to stretch on his lips, you deduced that he definitely knew.

>> SUNA

« if i was abducted by aliens, how long would you wait for me to come back before you started dating again ? »

suna was used to your dumb questions, but he had to admit that today was particularly dumb... so for once, he played along. his tired eyes kept staring at the tv screen as he responded very calmly « i don’t know. time is different for aliens anyways. if i remember well, one month for them is like a second for us »

you lifted your head from his chest, eyebrows knitted in confusion as his eyes finally met yours. « ‘if i remember well ?’ » you repeated, dumbfounded. but his only response was to put a shushing finger over your mouth, and to whisper a faint « quiet, they’re listening » as he looked around with wary eyes.

obviously you knew he was just messing with you. but still, his eyes were too convincing to take the risk of answering too loud. « rin what the fuck ?! » you just scream-whispered, his finger still pressing on your lips.

>> SEMI

« would you still date me if your mom and i swapped bodies ? »

the timing was terrible. semi had been getting more and more in the heat of the moment, trailing kisses down your neck, but you had been zoning out and thinking about this question for the past minutes.

« WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?! » he yelled in disgust, his burning lips immediately leaving your skin. « W-WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW ?! »

a slight feeling of guilt rose in the pit of your stomach when your eyes laid on his profoundly troubled expression. you tried to shrug it off and cut this conversation off as quickly as possible. but the harm had been done. he quietly laid back down next to you, staring at the ceiling and avoiding any contact with you for the next hour. he had things to forget.

>> ATSUMU

« would you get a tattoo of my face on your thigh if i asked you to ? »

it was an innocent question, really. and also very hypothetical. but atsumu granted importance to everything you said, even the dumbest things. « only if ya agreed to have one of mine ! » he exclaimed very naturally, but sounding a bit too excited for your own taste.

« ok, fair enough » you smiled, still keeping a careful eye on him as you tried to guess what was going on in that little blonde head of his. but surprisingly enough, he kept quiet and it seemed like he forgot about your question in a matter of minutes.

but no less than an hour later, as you were laying by his side with an arm swung over his chest, your eyes darted to his phone screen which was too bright for you to take a nap anyways. « tsumu... please tell me this is not the website of a tattoo artist » you asked apprehensively.

the proud smile that lit up his face at your words was so endearing that for a split second, you actually considered getting that tattoo as well. « this one has very good reviews... just sayin’... » he smirked before placing a playful kiss on your forehead.

>> TSUKKI

« would you still love me if i was just a rock with feelings ? »

it was actually the third time you were asking this question to tsukishima. you knew that he was probably going to ignore you until you’d drop it - but you were extremely bored. and he happened to be the person you wanted to bother the most.

« ok- one, this is harassment. two, i should dump you for asking such a dumb question. three, no i would not » tsukki sighed, flicking your forehead with two fingers as he laid down on his side, facing you.

since he considered that he had already given too much attention to this discussion, he took his glasses off - a very obvious sign that he was going to try and get some sleep.

« kei ! i would still have feelings ! you’re a horrible person... » you let out an offended gasp.

he heaved another heavy sigh, « actually, you know what ? rocks don’t talk... so i might consider it ». and on these words, he pulled the blanket over your head to shush you, decided to finally start his well-deserved nap.

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