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midoristeashop · 24 days
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Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)
(That one vine)
Also have the things
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gatorbites-imagines · 7 months
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Kinktober day 10
Miguel O’Hara + Aphrodisiacs
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Reader is a scorpion variant cuz I love scorpion. This is shorter than yesterday, but i hope yall still enjoy.
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You were an abnormality, having been picked up by a sudden portal and sent to a different dimension in the middle of a fight with your original spiderman. You were similar to most versions of scorpions in the fact that you gained your powers from chemicals and radiation, but where other scorpions wouldn’t survive without their suits, you were just fine.
You got uncomfortable at times, like your skin didn’t fit quite right, but a good full body scrub with a rough sponge made most of it go away. You had a theory it had to do with the fact that scorpions changes exoskeletons at times, and your accelerated healing factor might make your skin thicker than it should be, leading to you rubbing up against things and scratching when it got uncomfortable.
You still had a suit that you went around in, as you yourself didn’t possess a tail, though you did have poison and venom in your own body you could trigger through your fingers and mouth. Apparently producing your own poison was rare in scorpion variants, as none of the colourful spiders that came at you expected it when you clawed at them.
The big red and blue one with the elbow spikes definitely didn’t expect you to bite him, but he bit you first, so acting on instinct you struck the closest thing, which happened to be his wide shoulder. Your poison and his venom seemed to mix strangely, as you didn’t go limp like others, but you did become loopy and distracted, your body feeling hot and uncomfortable, somewhat similar to when your skin became too much.
Miquel was as affected as you, his body heating up as arousal brewed in his body, but he was better at hiding it under his suit than you, as your helmet left the lower half of your face exposed. The spiders were able to bring you to HQ, all assuming you weren’t all there because of Miguels venom, which was somewhat correct. You didn’t even pick up on them joking about your sharp canines, or how they seemed to be dripping enough venom to run down your chin. They all seemed a little tense when they saw the venom hit the floor and sizzle like acid though.
For one reason or another, Miquel seemed as feral as yourself though it could be hidden in the way he normally prowled and was standoffish to the people around him, but the feeling in his abdomen kept pulling his attention to you. Miguel could feel his tongue tingle with the deep need to taste you, something deeply instinctual inside him almost roaring to have you, one way or another.
Neither of you were completely sure how you got from one place to the next, maybe Miguel made some excuse to want to check out your poison to find a cure, as he wasn’t the only one who had been slashed with the stuff, though he was the only one bitten. But before you knew it, you were alone in the place some called Miguels cave or office.
Miguel gripped the edge of his desk, trying to collect himself, but his attempts were ruined as he picked up the sounds of groaning behind him. Snapping his head around he felt the heat inside him flare and his crotch ache, there you were, laying on the ground, the upper part of your suit completely gone as you rubbed against the floor like a cat in heat.
You felt so hot and uncomfortable, and the tightness of your gear wasn’t helping, your skin felt raw as you rubbed against the cold floor, but it wasn’t enough. Your head swam as you started clawing at your torso, dragging your sharpened nails across your skin, only serving to make your state worse as more of your poison mixed with Miguel’s venom.
Miguel felt the last of his will snap as you groaned, snapping your jaws upwards like you wanted to sink your teeth into something or someone. Before he could comprehend it, Miguel found himself above you, his suit flickering out of existence as you tore off the bottom of your suit. You were both too desperate, feeling almost high, to even fully get anywhere, as you two rutted against each other.
You found yourselves biting each other, only shooting more of your poison and venom into the other and making you both burn even further, your torsos covered in a slick mess of cum and sweat as you kept grinding and rutting. Kissing only seemed to make it worse, as you both got to taste the others venom from the source, both of your minds clouding even further and narrowing down to the act of getting off.
It became a blurry mess of limbs, spit, venom and other bodily fluids, but at some point even your shared evolved biology seemed to be worn out from the act, even though your bodies clearly wanted to keep going. Even as everything started going dark, your hips were still moving, grinding aching lengths together and lips sealed together in a poor desperate attempt at a kiss.
Lyla tsked as she watched the two of you pass out in a gross pile of limbs, both still twitching and tense from the mixture of venom and poison clashing in your bodies. She was never gonna let Miguel live this down, ever, but she made sure to note down your dimension number in case Miguel needed an outlet like this again.
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rabbits-of-habit · 3 years
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So this is gonna be a wild af request and I apologize in advance for it but just stay w me here! 😂😅 hear me out the TT & EMH boys w an s/o that has epilepsy and their s/o has to go into the hospital for a sleep EEG/test. (If u don’t know what that is in short it’s basically where they test to see if ur epilepsy is caused by sleep deprivation. They do this by letting u have 1 hr of sleep then make u stay up the rest of the day/night while ur hooked up to the EEG machine so it can read the electrical activity in ur brain so like…u can’t do anything it’s whack!) but like the thought of them having to stay up w their s/o trying to keep them company/entertained and u just end up having 2 hilarious sleep deprived people by the end of it is both weirdly wholesome and funny to me. (once again I know this is a weird ask I’m sorry 😅 but in all seriousness I can never find s/o or x reader stuff where the s/o or reader is disabled especially not ones w epilepsy. And It’s totally cool if u don’t wanna do it but if u decided to do it it would mean a lot cuz ur writing is really good my dude thank u!💕)
Wait wait wait! They had me to do something like this when I was a kid! I had insomnia and really bad migraines when I was little. So my dad stayed up with me. -Mod Dirk
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Evan:
This man has ran on nothing but a coffee and his sheer will.
"Are you kidding? I was made for this sort of thing."
When you two go this man brings a dufflebag of card games and random misc objects to keep him and you by proxy awake.
Hour one you two are playing go fish and making jokes.
Hour 10 you are giving each card a personality.
By the time you both leave you have made up stories about the cards reality TV show style.
The queen of hearts cheated on her husband with the joker card. It was very emotional.
Habit:
I don't even think he needs to sleep.
Has anyone ever seen this man sleep? Because I haven't.
When you told him he seemed excited to see how loopy you'd get.
This man lives for that kind of chaos.
Hour one you two are having a pleasant conversation about what you were going to do tomorrow.
Hour 10 you are asking him about how he gets away with murder and he's telling you how to cook and eat body parts.
"Let's get you home you little murderer in training." Hes grinning like a mad man at you.
The nurses look at you two like your crazy as he carries you to the car.
Vince:
He tells you he can do it and he really thinks he can.
So when he doesn't pack anything to keep him up you start to question.
"I'll be okay. I promise." He holds out his pinky to give you a pinky promise.
You take it of course but not without a weary look.
Hour one everything is fine. You two are just sitting there watching the TV in the room.
Hour 6 you see him start to doze.
For the next four hours you two are clapping at each other and making random yelping noises to keep you two awake.
When it's all said and done you two stumble out of the room like zombies.
Jeff:
I feel like he's probably had to do something similar to this for Alex before.
So he knows what to do for the most part.
Gets energy drinks and what he needs.
Very prepped.
"Are you sure we have everything we need?"
Honestly your grateful for this man.
Hour one you two are playing minecraft on the switch he brought.
Hour 10 you guys have made a whole castle village.
You show the nurses right before you two leave and they look impressed.
Noah:
This man has gone days without sleeping.
He has no issue with staying up and is honestly happy that for once you're with him doing it.
He takes a single shot of redbull before going in with you.
You can't help but laugh a bit at him.
"What? Kevin told me it's gonna help me stay up."
He brought his phone and his sheer determination to stay up with the two of you.
Hour one he's holding your hand absent-mindedly and watching videos with you on his phone.
Hour 10 you guys have deep dived down a YouTube rabbit hole.
Yall ended up watching deep down YouTube videos that are just creepy.
Doesn't help that you two are both sleep deprived.
Firebrand:
He only sleeps once a week I feel.
He also takes cat naps randomly which is really cute.
So he has all the capabilities of staying up with you.
If you start to fall asleep he will make the room a bit warmer so it's harder to fall asleep.
"You've got to stay up flame."
Hour one you two are playing 20 questions and enjoying yourselves.
Hour 10 he's doing fire tricks for you because you gave him the sweetest puppy eyes.
Kevin:
Hes never heard of this sort of thing before.
Goes with you immediately.
He even calls in from classes the next two days for you.
This man is bent on making sure you are well taken care of.
He brings a small bag full of things.
Energy drinks, water, and his laptop mostly.
"I packed a lot just to be sure."
Hour one you guys are playing flash games on his computer and talking about his classes.
Hour 10 you two are making PowerPoint presentations on which anime characters would be more likely to rob a bank and get away with it.
The Observer:
Like Habit I do not think he sleeps.
Only when he wants to.
He stays awake by feeding off of others chaotic energy.
He asks several questions to the nurse when you first get there.
"How does this work? Do they look at their brain? Can I see?"
You have to stop him from asking anymore.
Hour one he's making jokes that you chuckle at.
Hour 10 nurses are having to come into the room and tell you two to be quiet because you got so loud.
Milo:
This kid is always tired.
So it's gonna be a challenge to get him to stay awake.
But hey it will be a challenge you both have to overcome.
"I'll try to stay up for you. But if I start to doze make as much noise as you can to wake me okay? I don't want you to have to do this alone."
An absolute wonder of a man he is.
Hour one he's sketching things down on paper while you watch.
Hour 10 you're blasting music to stay awake and talking about what could be at the bottom of the ocean.
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charrfie · 4 years
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Alright now that its officially Forzen Friday let's try this post again since it didn't show up in the tags last time-
I'M FINALLY MAKING A FORZEN HC DUMP (kinda AU-ish territory but not really idk exactly) AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME
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There are also a few other hcs sprinkled in here related to other characters (like Darnold and Sunkist for example) but Forzen is the main focus!! Despite him being a minor character I latched onto him and fleshed him out sm yall have no idea
Everything under the cut bc this shit is gonna be LONG (and there's also some more doodles that take up a bit of space!)
Also uhh if people like this I might take one for another hlvrai character later bc I have a lot to say about everyone!!
Forzen moved from France to the US with his parents when he was around 12 or 13 (yes, I'm aware that Scorpy and Holly are French Canadian and not France French but that doesn't mean Forzen can't be, I'm just being sure to say this now before someone says something to me about it)
He wanted to go to college and eventually become a game dev, but he didn't have the funds or the support for it (his family thought anything to do with games would amount to a career that would go nowhere).
Because of this, he instead was recruited in the US military. He originally had no intent to join, but after constantly being harrassed recommended to join and being entertained with the concept of being able to afford and pay for college, he caved (hence him telling the science team that his only goal is "to graduate").
He doesn't like his job very much if that wasn't clear.
And neither do most others that have the same job like him.
He was put on a "team" of his own, Team Nice, which was likely arranged as a guaranteed way to get Forzen in the way of danger, and with no one else fighting beside him, he would be easily dealt with- no one would have to worry about him bothering them again. However, he somehow manages to survive all of this, of course. Somehow. He likely knows the real reason he was assigned his own team (if you can even call it that), but refuses to fully acknowledge it for his own sanity, and instead pretends that he's some big, important person on a team that ranks so highly, he's the only one qualified to be in it. (I apologize ahead of time for giving one of the most shitposty and throwaway characters in hlvrai this much depth and angst, there was just potential there leave me alone)
Fast forward to the actual events of hlvrai though. This hc is a little outlandish but I really like the concept!!! So, at one point, Forzen is killed, presumably by some kind of creature that was out and about due to the RenCas. The science team + Benrey stumble across him (act 2 part 2 at around 13 min in for anyone curious), and Benrey decides to use the healing beam Sweet Voice on him. While Benrey and Forzen may not be on good terms anymore, Benrey still very begrudgingly cares about him and didn't want to see him get injured or die. Forzen wakes up a minute or so after the science team exits the room, assuming that he just passed out, nothing more, and goes along with things as normal.
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He meets Darnold a while after his first (concious) run in with the science team. Darnold has recently dealt with the science team and helped them out, but is pretty bummed that he couldn't travel with them, as everything was far too scary and dangerous for him. Forzen, wanting to escape Black Mesa and the military altogether, ends up making a deal with him that he'll handle all the dangerous stuff if Darnold can show him a way out.
Now, meeting Darnold is a very new experience for him, since Darnold actually enjoys his company, and actually wants to befriend him! At first, Forzen openly tries to act as if Darnold is a huge deal to put up with- he goes along with with the whole "if you're escaping outta this hellhole with me, you better keep up" kinda deal (despite the fact that he kinda NEEDS Darnold to escape and show him the way out). His walls are still very much so raised, and he doesn't let his guard down as he's not used to others caring about him and his safety. But as time passes, he begins to realize that maybe Darnold DOES want to be his friend, and the tough guy act becomes less apparent.
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To preface this next one- Sunkist sensed that something was up (he has a next-level sense of danger when it comes to Tommy's safety) and got to BM as fast as he could, searching every hallway for his boy. This is when Forzen finds him!! He figures that taking Sunkist as a hostage would be enough to get extra info out of the team that's been practically plaguing him lately.
Darnold doesn't know about Forzen's plans to take Sunkist hostage, so is completely fine with traveling alongside him. At one point though, Forzen and Darnold get separated (Forzen occupies him, makes sure hes safe and then runs off to deal with Sunkist). Darnold immediately uses his surroundings to model a quick little teleporter device to get Forzen back, because, you know, the man's a genius. Idc if its logical or not just go with it shhh I've gotta fill in the plotholes with something. That's why Forzen disappears all of a sudden after he's cornered by the science team. He just pops back in front of Darnold suddenly, all confused and loopy from the whole teleportation thing.
As things begin to wind down, Darnold and Forzen make it out of BM and start making a break for it, no idea how they'll get away from BM and to safety somewhere- they didnt really think things through.
Fortunately (or unfortunately for Forzen really), however, G-man picks both of them up. He means to drop Darnold off at Tommy's party, as he observed that Darnold helped his son to safety and is grateful for it. Forzen, though, he intends to "deal with" for messing things up so badly with Tommy, Sunkist, and all of Tommy's friends. This is where Darnold finds out about everything Forzen did and frankly gets really pissed with him since he thought he only had good intentions??? Luckily though, Darnold convinces G-man to give him a second chance, let him go to Tommy's party and apologize, and try things again. G-man, for some reasons agrees- probably bc hes in a good mood, as it IS his son's birthday.
The party is pretty uncomfortable to say the least. Tommy's extremely hesitant to talk to Forzen, but he does, and they end up on neutral terms by the end of it. Uneasy, but neutral. Tommy and Darnold hit it off though, and Tommy opens the invitation to Darnold that he can visit his place anytime now that everything at BM is over with.
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As everyone's getting ready to leave, Forzen mentions to Darnold that he doesn't have a place to stay, seeing as the entire military was kinda. Yknow. Wiped out. Obviously wouldn't wanna go back to check anyways. And he has no interest in going home to his parents. So Darnold agrees to let him stay with him since they've become good pals over the course of everything.
Over time, Darnold visits Tommy more and more often. He starts bringing Forzen along, which Tommy is iffy of at first, but their dynamic starts to change and become more comfortable once Tommy sees that Forzen isnt interested in being enemies anymore.
Sunkist and Forzen still don't get along for a very long time. Or, well- it's moreso that Sunkist is very wary about Forzen, despite him not doing anything to harm either Sunkist or Tommy.
Oh yeah and almost forgot to mention one of my favorite hcs (that I PROMISE you started out as a joke but then I got attached) is Sunkist can talk!! So his first spoken interaction with Forzen after Forzen comes over to visit for the first time is literally just him being all threatening and laying down the ground rules bc he doesn't want Forzen to hurt Tommy at all in any way. And of course Forzen about has a heart attack bc "HUH??????? THERE'S A DOG THAT IS SPEAKING HUMAN WORDS TO ME"
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UHH I HAVE MORE (I've written out so much shit about dynamics and what I'd think would happen even after all of this) BUT I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE TOO LONG like it already is SO I SUPPOSE I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT FOR NOW!!!! I hope this isn't too ooc either, I just have Emotions about this series and write too much so why not share it yknow
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spnsisimagines · 5 years
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Wisdom Teeth
Warnings: Like o n e swear word? Talk about sex-change???? Characters: Sam & Dean Winchester, Sister!Winchester Reader Summary: You get your wisdom teeth taken out Reader’s Age: Any tbh I thought more towards teenage-ish Word Count: 957
Y/N: Your Name Y/N/N: Your Nickname
A/N: So yo girl got her wisdom teeth removed the other day and while I wasn’t super loopy and saying weird stuff I was kinda out of it. I might do a part 2/3 with S&D getting their wisdoms removed if yall wanna see that? I also didn’t proof read so yeet. Anyway... Enjoy!
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You stood in the lobby of the dentist office as Sam talked to the receptionist, and after a few minutes that felt like hours, Sam turned around.
"So?" You spoke as he placed his hand on your back, guiding you out of the building.
"Looks like you're getting your wisdoms removed next week," he flashed you a reassuring smile.
You stopped in your tracks and looked at Sam. Your brother stopped a few feet in front of you and turned around. "I don't wanna have my wisdom teeth removed; I like my wisdom teeth.
Sam smiled amusingly, "Y/N, you said it yourself; you're in pain. If we don't get them removed, then they're gonna cause even more pain and cause problems with your other teeth," you huffed and crossed your arms over your chest. "Trust me, Y/N/N, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be,"
"Easy for you to say, you still have your wisdom teeth." Sam chuckled as you followed him to the car.
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"So? What's the verdict?" Dean asked as you two trotted down the stairs.
"Next Friday she'll have no wisdom teeth," Sam revealed to Dean.
Dean started laughing, "That sucks, Y/N/N," you gave Dean the iconic Winchester bitch-face.
"How come you two haven't gotten your wisdom teeth removed?" you questioned.
"They've never bothered us I guess," Sam answered with a shrug as he sat down in a chair.
"Oh, no. No, no, no, no," you pointed your finger at your brothers as they looked at you with confused eyes. "If I have to go through this hell-like pain, then so are you!"
"What?" Dean glanced at Sam.
"You two are getting your wisdoms removed," you stated, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Why would we do that? They don't bother us," Dean responded.
"It's not a bad idea, Dean. Lately, they've started taking out wisdom teeth before they start causing pain and problems. I don't know about you, but I sure as hell don't want to be in my sixties getting my wisdom teeth removed." Sam reasoned.
Dean's eyes flicked between his two siblings. "Fine," he begrudgingly replied. "After you've healed, we'll get ours removed."
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It was the day of surgery. Your leg was bouncing up and down as you waited for someone to call your name. It felt like hours before a door opened, and your name was called. You stood up, looking at your brothers.
"We'll be here when you get done," Sam spoke as Dean gave you thumbs up.
Before you knew it, the procedure was done. Your head felt heavy, but you managed to keep it up.
Your eyes went to the door that opened slowly. You smiled as two familiar faces walked through the door. "Hey, Bug, how're you feeling?" Sam asked.
"I feel great, S'mmy," you replied, laughing a little.
"Dude, is she on drugs? I forgot they give you drugs," Dean whispered amusingly.
The doctor started talking to Sam as Dean stood next to you. "Psst," you whispered, "Psst, Dean,"
"What?" he said at normal volume.
"Shh! 'Mere, I got a secret to tell you," you speech was slightly slurred as your mouth was the size of a small melon. Dean crouched down. "S'mmy's hair is really long," you told him.
Dean chuckled, "It sure is, sweetie,"
"Why does it have to be that long? Do his ears look weird and he's trying to hide them?" you theorized.
Dean tried to hide the evil smile that toyed at his lips, "No, he's just... going through some changes,"
"What kind of changes?" you asked, not understand him.
"He's..." Dean thought of the best way to explain it, "Becoming a... He's... He wants to be a woman," Dean quickly spat out.
Your mouth opened as a series of "oh"s came out, nodding as you looked at Sam.
Sam walked over to you, "Ready to go, Bug?" he reached his hand out for you to take.
You sat up, swinging your legs over the chair. "Just one thing, Sam," you grabbed his hand and patted it a few times. "I just want you to know that I accept you," your head was wobbling all over the place. Sam stared at you while you rambled, "No matter who you are, I will love you for you. And I've always wanted a sister,"
Dean was almost bursting at the seams from having to hold his laughter. Sam stared at you for a moment before glancing at Dean, who merely shrugged and acted like he knew nothing.
"Alright, Y/N/N. Let's get you home," Sam helped you up.
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It's been a week since your procedure, and you're basically all healed up. You walked into the library, joining your brothers at the table.
"Hey, Y/N?" Sam caught your attention. "Do you remember anything from when you woke up after surgery?"
You thought for a moment, "Not really, no. Why?"
You and Sam didn't see Dean sinking lower into his seat.
"Because when you woke up, you started rambling about how you accept me for me, no matter who I am and then you said you always wanted a sister. You don't remember that?" Sam explained.
You shook your head, "Sorry, Sam, I have no idea." You and Sam both heard giggling coming from the other side of the table. Dean was hiding behind a book as he tried, and failed, to hide his laughter.
"Dean?" Sam spoke, "Do you know anything about that?"
"What? No! No, no, no, I know-" Dean huffed, "Yeah, I did it. I told Y/N that you were having a sex-change."
You burst out laughing as Sam yelled, "YOU WHAT?"
"She was so upset about why your hair was long so I thought I'd have some fun! Come on! It's pretty funny!"
"Whatever," Sam grabbed his stuff and walked away.
"Geez," you wiped some tears from your eyes, "Maybe it's his time of the month." Dean burst out laughing.
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I hope y’all like this one! I’m open to suggestions on improving!
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