Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes, Pt. 2
“Gonna have a good time tonight! Gonna have a good time tonight!”
“I can’t remember my legs.”
“Oh, yeah? Well maybe you look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!”
“What the-? Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?”
“...and the Stick would be this big ol’ tree / that’d try to eat everyone except the Cheat and me”
“Well, I am the exact same.”
"That's what I used to defeat the Dark Fungus From Downungus!"
"Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom."
"C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants!"
"Kristen, you look burnt. Or Dead."
"What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head."
"The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
"And this little weirdo / would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times / You know, the kind that are only sorta hot / so they don't mess around with other guuuuuuyyyys..."
"a-jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie"
Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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Some random Elden Ring fanart while watching friends streamin’
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Is something wrong Tarnisssshed
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Oh... no. Volcano Manor? This early? Aseo haven’t stepped foot in the Academy of Raya Lucaria yet. NOPE.
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these rings sure are old
buttons from anime boston this year. thanks to everyone who stopped by for a good time as always!
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Raghnailt being protective of her little baby cousin Rya, and deciding to go pay a visit to whoever stole her necklace to try and "persuade" them to give it back. She goes over expecting to have to threaten the guy into giving it back, maybe even roughing him up a little, but he ends up caving pretty easily and handing it over without her needing to get rough
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"Have you ever…heard any strange sounds here at the manor?
Something beyond the walls, like breathing, or slithering scales…"
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PERCY’S ELDEN RING JOURNALS PART 12: THE END!!
(part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10 | part 11 | part 12 )
Part 12 of the Elden Ring Journals of my playthrough with @ananthhirsh! Here’s my non-canon epilogue. :)
It’s now been ONE YEAR since I started these journals!!! It was such a delight to do these, thank you for following along!
(Also if you’d like to read about Percy’s actual adventures, you can read BARBAROUS for free over here.)
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tarnished asked a question
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