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How would the yanderes, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Temari (from Naruto Shippuden/Naruto), Gaara (from Naruto Shippuden), Kushina Uzumaki, Minato Uzumaki (The 4th Hokage), Ichigo Kurosaki (from Bleach) and Toshiro (the icy shorty from Bleach), Ino Yamanaka (from Naruto Shippuden...), Mikoto Uchiha (included..in the Naruto series)...help their darling escape a loveless marriage to someone she doesn't even love. The yandere is fully aware of the extent of the darlings dislike for the man because the darling told him/her that the man whom the darling is forced to marry once was a little boy and the darling was not more than a little girl back then years ago bullied her because she was hard of hearing and made life hell for her and once ripped out her hearing aid and made her ear bleed. The darling hated that bloody guy and tried telling her parents to not make her marry him but they refused to listen to reason and said that the darling was a liar and he was a good man...(The darling was extremely lifeless and dull eyed telling the yandere that and nothing helped anymore. The darling used to be full of life when the yandere first met her/his darling...Darling didn't care anymore and rather preferred to stay with the yandere than her family who cared more about their reputation than their daughter who is going to be married off to someone she hates.)

I put Minato and Kushina into a poly edition because otherwise there would have been 11 characters which would have been against my rules.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsession, bullying, delusions, overprotective behavior, clinginess, paranoia, stalking, manipulation, threats, blackmail, violence

I don’t want to marry this bully!

Minato Namikaze & Kushina Uzumaki

⚡️🌶️You’re always welcomed in the house of this couple, both of them yearn for nothing more than share their love and life with you. Minato and Kushina already complete each other so well but you’re the last piece of the puzzle for their lives to truly be perfect. Won’t you let them embrace you, love you and spoil you to their hearts content? Surely Kushina sometimes gets a bit impatient, asks Minato how long the two of them are going to wait but her husband always tells her to just be patient for a bit longer. Soon, soon you’ll be in their arms.

⚡️🌶️But then you turn up in front of their house, a look in your eyes that causes both to instantly usher you inside with a worried look on their faces. They offer you a hot beverage which Kushina ends up forcing you to take before you find yourself on the couch, stuck between those two. Kushina’s arms are already on your biceps as she asks you what happened. Both of them are ready to listen and so you spill everything that happened in your family. You don’t show any signs of emotions but notice how Kushina’s eyes widen in horror and how Minato’s lips tighten and his gaze narrows. When you’re finished with your story, Kushina throws herself at you and engulfs you in a tight hug. She can’t believe that your own family would do something so cruel to you, Minato has troubles helping her distressed and clingy state for the reason that he himself can only try to stay calm right now. Both instantly prepare a room for you to stay in.

⚡️🌶️Kushina needs to be around you to calm herself from the shock, is more touchy and possessive than she already is. Minato appears at first more composed but has gotten more protective. He doesn’t want you to be alone without him or his wife around and spends more time around you too. Both are also really sweet and doting as they want to cheer you up. They buy the snacks that you love, take you to places where you three used to go when you were children and do the things they know will make you laugh. And they help you to escape your loveless marriage. Kushina in her sheer rage alone would have already stormed to your bully and your family and would have given them more than an earful of threats and warnings but Minato reminds her that they should solve the problem differently.

⚡️🌶️Kushina urges him to do something and that influences him. Her anger gets added to his own as the Hokage is infuriated with the situation you’re in. He has the influence and power and strives for immediate humiliation of the bully. He exposes the truth and a lot of other secrets, might even add something that isn’t even there to worsen everything. After your family has been made aware of what sort of person he is, he breaks of the arranged marriage. Then he has a personal talk with your family together with Kushina. Kushina shows her anger and pain for you since your own family tried to force you into a marriage. Then there’s Minato who expresses his disappointment in a colder fashion which causes goosebumps to erupt on their skins. Both make it obvious that they would like your family to stay away from you for a while, Minato more subtly than Kushina. Until you’ve decided to forgive them, you’ll stay with them.

Mikoto Uchiha

🌋Despite her being part of the prestigious Uchiha clan, Mikoto has never halted to befriend her darling. She knows that she’s harder of hearing but has no such things as prejudices. Mikoto wants her darling to he happy and it would be even better when her darling would be happy with her. As nice and sweet as this woman can be, Mikoto is still rather possessive and wants to be loved by you. She has told you multiple times to not be intimidated and come to visit her in the Uchiha compound when you need something. She knows that you’re still a bit frightened so she knows that the situation is more serious when you turn up in front of her house, a empty look in those normally lively eyes.

🌋She instantly gestures you to get in when she sees the look on your face, leads you to the kitchen where she tells you to sit down. For a while you just sit there in silence whilst she prepares some tea for the both of you although she casts concerned glances in your direction multiple times. She hands you a cup of green tea before she sits down next to you and tells you that she’s ready to listen. You expected it to be hard to talk but her honest onyx eyes make the words just flow out of you. You’re in a dire situation, don’t want to marry the same jackass that ripped your hearing aid off. You feel her warm hand squeezing your own tightly as soon as you’re finished, a smile on her face. It contrasts the bubble of rage inside her chest but this is to put you at ease.

🌋This is unbelievable and not something that should happen to you. Mikoto is instantly willing to lend her hand and support you in any way she can. At first she advices you to stay with her since outsiders are rarely seen venturing inside the Uchiha compound. Don’t worry, you’re not a bother by staying with her. She lives alone, she’d be more than happy with the company. Especially if it’s your company. If your family still dares to look for you, she is not afraid to become more scary with a frightening smile and a not sincere look in her eyes. Just because she appears like she’s nice doesn’t mean that she is actually all the time. Mikoto also gets in contact with Fugaku with whom she happens to be befriended.

🌋That friendship comes with it’s convenience since Fugaku just happens to be the head of the police department. He’ll surely be able to help Mikoto a bit. Mikoto opts for the way to really prove that this guy is a terrible person to your parents in hopes of getting them to break this whole marriage off. If they still refuse, she will grab things with a harder grip. She won’t hesitate to bring this case in front of the police or even inform the Hokage. She doesn’t care if she sounds petty, she just cares about you right now. She won’t rest until you jump at her and tell her happily that you won’t have to marry that man anymore. She’s so joyful together with you, wants to celebrate with you. You’re lucky that you never see the icy, sickeningly fake look in her eyes when your bully or your parents approach her.

Temari

🌪️Temari is the type of person who tries to downplay her feelings here and there but it doesn’t take away from the fact that she cares. Most certainly is she a stricter person, slightly controlling over her darling which is a direct result of her own lucidity regarding her obsessive infatuation. She’s not one who would like to lose her cool because of her feelings and burden her siblings so she keeps you close to her side to calm her obsession and her more violent side down. A very busy jonin who works hard for her village and helps her brothers as much as she can. Temari always squeezes some time in for you though.

🌪️She’s a bit surprised when she returns freshly from a mission and finds her darling sitting in front of her door like a stray kitten, face buried in her knees. The woman can almost sense that something is filling you with distress and taps you lightly on your shoulder so that you notice her. One look at your face and she instantly knows that something is very wrong. She lets you inside, keeps her normally straightforward questions to herself. This must be something more personal, she doesn’t want to be too insensitive right now. She’s worried but should give you some time to brace yourself before you tell her. If you do hesitate a bit, Temari grows a bit impatient but that’s only because she’s concerned. Be aware that you have her undivided attention the moment you open up and she listens to everything.

🌪️The woman has a temper as terrible as the storm but she really attempts to hold herself back after you’ve told her the truth. She’s infuriated, her fists are clenched and her teeth are gritting slightly against each other as she takes in deep breaths through her nose as she tries to swallow her anger down for just this moment. After the worst is over, she pinches the bridge of her nose as a troubled sigh escapes her lips. Then she finally glances at you again, tells you in a matter-of-fact voice that you’ll stay in her house for the time being. She prepares the guest room for you and asks you to instantly come to her when your family or your trashy fiancé should try to approach you. Later that night, when you’re asleep and she thinks about everything you told her, her temper finally bursts out a bit as she slams her palms against the desk.

🌪️This woman has influence and quite the social status. She’s a respected jonin and the older sister of the Kazekage so Temari is confident that she can take care of this problem without much help from her siblings. She has your bully definitely confessing all the cruel things he did to you, will guarantee that your family will break off the marriage and and apologize to you. She’ll lecture your bully for his wrongdoing and your family for theirs and she’ll scare the shit out of all of them because she’s infuriated and for that quite intimidating. Obviously she’s especially spiteful against your bully since you shouldn’t marry such a jerk. You should marry her.

Gaara

🐼Despite his villainous past and somewhat cold appearance, Gaara is down bad for his darling. He’s infatuated, terribly besotted but still shamefully aware of it. It doesn’t stop the young Kazekage from his feverish longing and if he wouldn’t be so terribly shy, he’d surely be a lot more straightforward and maybe even scary. Instead he’s bashful and can’t stop his pounding heart when you grace him with a smile or gentle touch of yours. He just knows that he’d do anything to keep his darling safe and he wouldn’t even ponder to fall back into some bloody habits of his younger self. He knows he’s busy due to being the Kazekage but has to always have a few hours with you for the sake of his sanity.

🐼It’s late evening where he’s still sitting in his office and is busily going through some documents when a gentle knock is heard and he calls whoever is standing outside to come in. He looks up shortly to see whose coming inside and nearly drops the papers when he sees you. He stands up, asks you a bit flustered what you’re doing here. Don’t misunderstand, he’s happy but- He shuts up when he sees the emptiness in your eyes, fear suddenly twinging his heart. Something is wrong, right? The documents are forgotten as he steps to where you stand, his eyes hurrying with growing unease over you as he asks you what happened. A heavy sigh leaves your lips as you stare into his eyes. And then you talk, fueling the growing paranoia inside Gaara.

🐼He steps back after having listened to your whole story and you can’t decipher if the look on his face is one of anger or one fear. It’s possible that it’s both. When his greenish eyes meet yours though, a paranoid expression flashes his face before he embraces you in a slightly awkward hug. It’s not only to calm you hopefully down. You notice the slight shaking, realize this is for him to regain some semblance again by giving you such a tight hug too. So you return his hug, rub his back comfortingly to stop his distress. Why didn’t you tell him sooner? Gaara insists for you to stay elsewhere. It doesn’t have to be with him, staying with Temari would already be enough but he absolutely refuses to let you go back to where those people could find you.

🐼He informs Temari that she should stay with you, begs you to not leave without her or Kankuro out of fear that you might bump into a bad acquaintance of yours. He swears to you that he’ll help you though and considering his position, this is as easy said as done. He breaks off everything regarding the arranged marriage, gives you your freedom back. He doesn’t care what your family thinks of this, he’s uncharacteristically cold and distant to them as he holds a grudge for their intolerant behavior towards their own daughter. Your bully has it even worse if Gaara should ever come face to face with him. There’s a dangerous glint in his eyes as he stares at him, hopefully he shouldn’t harm your bully physically though. Gaara grows more clingy and paranoid after this, more possessive over you.

Naruto Uzumaki

🍜Naruto is the sort of Yandere that really pushes the lines between a romantic and platonic relationship. He’s so affectionate with his darling that it has happened more than you could count on two fingers that people have mistaken you two for an actual couple. You have to correct them, to Naruto’s huge disappointment, but he is delusional so that gives him some sort of security. You two will be lovers at one point, it’s easy to fool himself that every small gesture of yours is a sign that you secretly love him too. The poor boy would love to spend every second with you but is the new Hokage of the Leaf village and for that has to spend a lot of time working.

🍜He always promises you with a lovesick look in your eyes that he’ll make time for you though. He couldn’t bear distance between the two of you. Despite him being an awful airhead at times, Naruto is pretty empathetic. He prides himself with the fact that he can sense your sadness at time, further proof for his delusions that you two are meant to be. During one of the nights where you two are on what he sees as a date he notices that something is clearly on your mind. It seems to burden you so he asks you worried what has happened since you look so down. You look him into his blue eyes and his heart clenches when he sees the suffering look in your eyes. You look around you before you grab him and drag him somewhere more privately so you can talk to him. You start speaking and at one point Naruto is tearing up.

🍜His heart is crushed by your confession of your terrible private life. He’s devastated by what you had to go through and the first thing he does is smothering you in a big hug and chaste kisses over your face. He doesn’t care that you two don’t have that sort of relationship yet as he is distraught by what you told him. Naruto will help you with all his power though. Not only because you are meant to marry him but also because he’d never let you marry the one who bullies you for your inability to hear as good as a normal person. There’s bitter resentment against your own family too. Naruto never had a family to grow up with but knows that his parents loved him dearly. Then there is your family who only cares about reputation and money. He just can’t understand and that fact makes him more apathetic.

🍜Considering that he is the Hokage, Naruto has so many options. It’s relatively easy for him to stop the marriage between you and your bully and he’ll definitely deliver him a punishment for the acts he committed against you and will also have a discussion with your family. He’s emotional though, unable to calm his feelings. He raises his voice against them as the anger and utter confusion to why they’d force you into a marriage and not even listen to you gets the better of him. If they prove to not care as greatly about you as Naruto thinks they should, he gives them a shocked stare before rage starts bubbling up in his chest. If they don’t care about you, he won’t let them near you for a longer period of time either. You deserve all the love, all his love.

Sasuke Uchiha

💙The relationship between Sasuke and you is not something either one of you saw coming. The man is basically a stray who doesn’t stay anywhere for too long yet your home has tied him temporarily down. Sasuke is fully aware of the extent of his obsession but is far too possessive to feel guilty for too long. He has embraced the full brute of his feelings and plans to take you with him at one point. He’s not the most vocal but expresses his affection through smaller actions. The protective step he instantly takes when he senses that something makes you uncomfortable or the light brush of his hand through your hair, onyx eyes looking at you with a softer glint.

💙Not all is that sweet though, the possessive and intimidating stare he gives anyone who tries to flirt with you is only one example. He could be quite insensitive to your feelings but Sasuke has matured throughout the war. He’s a perceptive observer and notices the change in your overall behavior. You’re more lackluster, the sparkle in your eyes is gone and you’ve grown more reserved and silent. He wants to ask you what’s wrong but doesn’t know how to do so. It isn’t until he overhears one day the fact that you’ll marry that he storms to you with an agitated expression and corners you. His grip on your wrists hurts you as he asks you in a low tone to tell him the truth. He can connect the obvious spots. What happened? You hesitate shortly before you finally open up.

💙His anger flares up as does his Sharingan, you have to physically hold him back as he considers in the heat of his wrath to storm to your bully and get it over with. He stops when he feels your arms wrapping around his torso to stop him from going on a small and murderous rampage and after a while you feel his one arm awkwardly hugging you closer to him too. Sasuke insists that you never leave without him after, promises you that he’ll help you out of this loveless engagement. He could never let anyone else marry you and claim you. You’ve always been his from the moment he gained feelings for you. He doesn’t play any complicated mind games either. The man just goes straight to the intimidation part.

💙He threatens your bully to stay the fuck away from you and he will hurt him more seriously too since that bastard hurt you before. There’s a cold look in his red eyes as he glances down at the guy’s bloody form as the man is begging for mercy. Your parents are slightly better off but Sasuke threatens them too and he means it when he says that he never wants to see them near you again or else he will harm them too. You don’t get much saying as Sasuke decides by himself that you’re never going to meet those people again. He tells you in a softer tone that you shouldn’t stay with such toxic people, that you instead should come with him. He loves you after all, is the one who listened to you and helped you. Be aware that Sasuke wil drag you with him one way or another. He’s triggered by the fact that you were nearly married off.

Sakura Haruno

🌸Sakura has something in common with Naruto. Both really make it hard for others to distinguish between their platonic and romantic feelings when it comes to their darling. Sakura is pretty much already acting like your affectionate girlfriend. She spends so much time with you, is always there to tend to daily injuries you might suffer and is also involved with your hearing problems specifically because she is a doctor. The pink-haired girl belongs to the delusional category too. Whilst she knows that you two aren’t together yet, she is pretty confident that both of you will wind up being together at one point.

🌸 Since she spends a lot of time with you and is on top of that a medic I imagine that she detects signs of emotional distress and stress, not to mention that she is especially obsessive around her darling. She’s gone quiet and silent which worries Sakura since she knows that her darling is normally more lively. Initially she’s respectful, tells you that you can talk with her but if you keep it to yourself for too long Sakura can turn into a pushover. For your well-being of course. To her relief you decide to open up to her and appear one late evening at her house. She lets you in and starts acting out of habit slightly more like a doctor to her patient. That doesn’t throw you off though as you admit what has burdened you for a longer time now. Sakura attempts to keep a calm expression on her face but when she accidentally breaks the edge of the table because she was clenching her fist too hard, it becomes obvious that she’s not fine.

🌸 She's so sad that your own family wouldn't even believe you and instead just care for their own well-being and reputation since family should stick together. She is arranging for you to stay with her since she knows that you don't want to return to your family and she feels uneasy to let you leave right now too. It isn't the first time you've slept with her, a few days more until there has been a change to your advantage doesn't bother her. Sakura makes quick work too to help you out of this loveless marriage. Whoever is currently Hokage will have a visit from her where she explains your problem and asks for help. She has a good relationship with the Fifth, the Sixth and the Seventh so it's relatively easy work for her.

🌸 Not to mention that she is known and loved by the village. She'll also deal with your family and even if she attempts to stay more rational, she can't help but show her dissapointment in them. They shouldn't just marry off their own child! How could they do something like that? Your bully gets the worst of it though because whilst Sakura still harbors some respect in front of the elder and your family, she knows exactly how much that guy has harrassed you. She has monstrous strength too, will defnitely crush something made out of solid material to bring her point across. If that guy talks back and dares to insult you, he'll end up in the hospital or she'll mix something together and poison him a bit.

Ino Yamanaka

🌻 Ino has so much confidence in the fact that she'll be able to steal her darling's heart which also makes her a rather delusional person. She acts on purpose like your girlfriend because she enjoys being affectionate with you and spending so much time with you. Additionally she loves it when people end up confusing you two for an actual couple because it enhances her belief that you two just look good together. It's also a rather effective way to keep possible love rivals away since the girl gets somewhat easily jealous. Just because Ino acts all sappy and confident doesn't mean that your emotions and behavior just fly over her head.

🌻 It's the opposite since the girl is very focused on her darling and very obsessive. Your personality is what she loves about you the most after all so obviously she realizes it when you start acting strange. Differently from Sakura she's quicker to become a pushover though, maybe because she's a tad bit more controlling. If you don't answer her, she'll most likely chat with the people to gather information. To her luck you trust her enough to give in after her first plead. She drags you somewhere where only the two of you are so that you can feel more comfortable and then she listens whilst holding your hands in hers. By the end of your story her grip on you has tightened and you can feel how she's shaking, gritting her teeth angrily together as anger is heating up her veins.

🌻 How dare they to do this to you? Not only does your family plan to have you marry someone who isn't her but they also have the audacity to marry you off to the guy who made your life a small hell back in your childhood. Don't even get her started on your bully or she'll never calm down. Ino grows more paranoid after she has listened to your story, pleads you to just stay in the compound of her clan and she ends up dragging you forcefully there. She doesn't want you to leave the place without her by your side and will definitely guilt-trip you to guarantee that you do as she says. She's surely more controlling and monitors your life more.

She doesn't see the wrong in it though since she is merely concerned about your happiness and health. Since she is part of the Yamanaka clan she has a good influence but the thing is that Ino holds grudges. She's spiteful against the people who have wronged you and if you consider her kekkai genkai this is especially terrifying since she can control the mind of people. Your bully gets the worst of it and probably no one will realize since she will use her ability so subtly that he doesn't even realize that he's being controlled, she'll shame and humiliate him that by the end no one believes him anymore. She'll expose all of his secrets and makes him to the clown of the town. To your family she acts very cold and indirectly rude too since they nearly sold you out to such a jerk. She'll guarantee that they won't get to see you anytime soon.

Kurosaki Ichigo

🧡 Ichigo has always been a bit obsessed with his darling but is so awkward around her that he's too embarrassed to approach her at first. He might also be more aware at moments and feels shameful and guilty. With him meeting Rukia and getting thrown into the world of the Shinigami and Hollow though, he has too much other things on his mind than considering his unhealthy crush on you. The boy grows more protective as he instead becomes more aware how much danger really surrounds you and through all of his experience he gains enough courage to walk to you and actually befriend you. Orihime, Rukia and Chad epecially encourage him since they know that Ichigo has feelings for you.

🧡 He's occasionally concerned because he fears he might not be enough for you but always makes sure to do his best to be there for you and make you happy. He's known you long enough to sense the very obvious switch in behavior and since this triggers his protective side he is quickly by your side to ask you if something is wrong. You ask him if you can come to his house later on and he agrees. You two just sit on his bed and then you tell him everything that has been going on in your life. You see his jaw clenching and his whole body tensing up and when you get to the part with what your bully did to you and how your family just doesn't care, he nearly jumps up from his position and paces around in his room as he tries to cool down.

🧡 This is ridiculous! Arranged marriage still exists in this day and age? Why would your parents force one upon you?! His mind is racing and his heart is overflowing with different emotions. He's baffled, angry, sad and heartbroken all togther. At the end he just slumps back on the spot on the bed next to you, his face buried in his hands as he lets out a deep sigh. He sits there for a while with you in silence before he stands up and tells you that he'll prepare the guest room for you since you've made it very obvious that you'd rather stay with him than go back and risk seeing your family again.

🧡 He doesn't fall asleep that night, too burdened with what you've told him. He has to do something to help you! He could ask his friends but when it comes to you Ichigo always feels like he has to be your protector, they're going to find out and assist him at one point anyways. Ichigo used to be a little delinquent in his past so chances are that he returns to that side of his and just intimidates your bully a bit to convince him to stay away from you. If push comes to pull he will even use his position as substitute Shinigami to his advantage since humans can't see him in this form to scare your bully and maybe even your family a bit. Sure, he will feel a bit guilty to use the powers entrusted to him like this but every time he sees your sad face, he can't stop.

Hitsugaya Toshiro

❄️ Toshiro is initially a bit more distant and cold around his darling which is mainly because he catches on quite early on his growing obsession and is inwardly freaked out about the escalation of love. He can't help but be slightly more rude and cold to you in an attempt to push you away from him. At one point he just sort of accepts it all begrudgingly though because he just realizes that the only one he's pushing towards insanity is himself. He looks out a bit more for you and will make sure to see you at least once everyday if there is nothing really important going on. He might be the captain of a squad but he makes enough time for you to know that you're someone important to him.

❄️ He actually decides to keep quiet when he senses that something is wrong with you. He has problems himself he often likes to keep to himself and try to solve them himself so he decides to give you a bit time like this too. Instead you pop up one day in the squad where Rangiku leads you to him since you're searching for him. He can guess why you're here and tells Rangiku to leave you two alone. Luckily the woman senses that this is something serious so she leaves quickly. Then Toshiro just waits for you to start talking and you can see how the look on his face progressively gets darker and angrier when you tell him all of your problems. After you're finished, he squeezes his eyes shut and takes a few deep breaths to regain his composure.

❄️ So this is what has been going on? He's glad that you came to him with this. His controlling side gets the better of him as he tells you in an almost ordering tone that he'll arrange you to stay somewhere around him. He senses that you would take everything over going back to your family who is only concerned about a marriage you don't want to be part of. Hitsugaya has a lot of influence and even more connections too since he's th captain of the 10th Division. Aren't you lucky to know someone like him? He kind of puts some of his work back as he deems your problem as the one of more importance and when Rangiku finds out what's going on, she can't help but ask if he's behaving more brooding because he wants to be the one to marry you.

❄️ A single question that earns her one of the scariest glares Toshiro has ever given someone and after that she knows to shut up. He tries to get other captains he's on friendly terms with as little involved as possible though since he believes that he should solve this alone. Additionally he fears that someone would find out his hidden motives too since Rangiku is right. He's also so furious about the whole ordeal because he wants to be your husband. Your bully is definitely going to refuse marriage with you after Hitsugaya paid him a visit and threatened him indirectly and before your family can even blame you, they shut up after they've been visited by him too. He has made it obvious via his visits that you're under his protection and that messing with you will mean messing with him.

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Looking for Roleplay Partners

About Me:

Descriptive Roleplayer. My minimum is five computer lines and I can write up to two paragraphs when really interested invested to an rp. (My Writing Samples)

I rp 1x1, and not groups. I've tried it several times, and it became hard to follow so I really don't do them.

I am Eastern Daylight Time, but different time zones are completely fine with me. The more partners the better! :)

I am looking for long term roleplay partners that I can be able to talk, plot and rp with.

I love to plan out roleplays and make tons of headcanons and such as we go!

I roleplay in third person. First and second just feels weird to me.

I rp oc x oc (original only) and oc x canon. Canon x canon really doesn't keep my interest for long so I avoid it when I can.

We can double up or do one on one. If we do the latter, I have a preference of playing my oc or being the female lead.

For all fandoms I am apart of, I have an descriptive oc at the ready for whenever I rp. The same if we roleplayed an original storyline/setting.

Some fandoms have their own storylines and plots to go with them as well!

For some roleplays, I know some people like to take the romantic route, but I'm open to any. You can do romantic, platonic, or even familial routes with any character when we roleplay.

Fandom-wise, I'm also a big fan of crossover roleplays as well. But that can be up for you to decide.

I'm always open to listening to my partner and their boundaries. So if there's something about an rp that makes you uncomfortable, we can work a ways around it to solve the problem.

I have the preference of building up to a scene instead of just jumping into it. Whether it be casual or sexual.

I don't like love triangles, but i'm open to polyamorous relationships in rps. I can play up to three partners.

Preferred Genres:

Romance

Action/Adventure

Slice of Life

Drama

Comedy

Friendship/Platonic

Big NOS:

I do not enjoy being ghosted. If you don't want to continue roleplaying, or there's something about my style you don't like, please tell me instead of just never replying again.

I will have no homophobic, transphobic or any other negative talk about anything from my partner. If that is an attitude that you are going to have, I'd rather not rp with you.

Communication is a big thing with me. So if you want to be my partner, do not just message me and start commanding me on what to do. if you have something in mind, please tell me and we can plan it out together, but bossing me around before we even start is going to make me not want to rp with you.

I will not do horror or historical based storylines.

It isn't a big no, but I'm not a big fan of triangles.

Fandoms:

Anime:

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Overlord (Season 4)

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma

That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba

Boku no Hero Academia

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Hetalia

Cartoons:

Danny Phantom

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Tv & Movies:

Marvel Cinematic Universe

DC Extended Universe

Rise of the Guardians

Kingsman

Riddick Series

Harry Potter Series

The Walking Dead

Video Games:

Undertale

Cuphead: Don't Deal with the Devil

Dragon Raja

Genshin Impact

Pokemon (All Games, Regions, Shows, etc.)

Crossover Ideas: (Either Original Ideas or Ideas Gained by Reading Fanfics :) )

Danny Phantom x Dc

Danny Phantom x Marvel

Danny Phantom x Gravity Falls

Danny Phantom x The Walking Dead

Danny Phantom x Boku no Hero Academia

Danny Phantom x Stranger Things

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid x Harry Potter

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid x Genshin Impact

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid x Marvel/Dc

That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime x Marvel/Dc

That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime x BNHA

Harry Potter x Marvel

Harry Potter x Dc

Harry Potter x Criminal Minds

Harry Potter x The Walking Dead

Kingsman x The Walking Dead

Kingsman x Marvel

Plenty more can be up for debate if you're interested.

And that is it!! If you read through my entire forum and liked what you saw, do not be afraid to dm me. If not on here, you can find me on discord @ IcyFoxy18#6849. I hope I can find plenty of partners and that we all get along. And don't be afraid to ask me any questions.

#discord rp #rp partner needed #rp partner wanted #1x1 roleplay #discord 1x1 #rp ad #rp #roleplay ad #discord roleplay #crossover roleplay #roleplay finder #roleplay partner search #roleplay request #oc roleplay #rp advert #rp request #fandom rp

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ninnekomata · 6 months

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Verses - Basic Overview

This is just an overview summary of the very bare-bones information on Ronin's verses; more detailed information will be put into individual write-ups later and things are liable to change as the blog and Ronin progress over time. Some of these verses need more specific sub-verses for certain media (ex. Marvel, Star Trek, etc.) that will be expanded on as needed down the line.

v. main | do not speak of darker days. (pre-Naruto start)

takes place in the canon timeline of the manga / anime, prior to the events of the first chapter of the manga or episode of the show. This covers any events earlier in the timeline such as the prior Great Ninja Wars, the Warring Clans Era, and further back to the formation of the Bijuu and Summon Creature (as per my personal lore for Summons- X). generally speaking Ronin is either actively contracted to one of the prior Cat Contract Holders (X), or it may be a period between active signees. this period also extends back to when he was not the Boss Summon of the Contract, prior to when his father went missing and the title was passed down to him.

v. main | and onwards we roam. (canon timeline through Shippuden)

the time period we see take place during the events of the manga and anime, beginning from chapter one to chapter 700. This also includes any relevant movies, OVAs, and novels / games that reasonably take place in this era. Ronin is the Boss of the Cat Contract by this point in the timeline and has been for decades, and most of his time is spent wandering the Elemental Nations and the continents beyond in search of his missing father. the status of the Cat Contract is considered Inactive (no current Summoners are signed to it) by default unless someone signs on during a thread; happy to plot this out, and can make a bespoke verse to cover this.

v. main | for those that walk after. (Boruto and after)

anything that takes place in Boruto and in attached media to the series; I am not especially well versed in the Boruto segment of the timeline as the series has not held my interest, but am happy to research and do appropriate footwork to make plots work! unless otherwise stated or agreed upon prior, Ronin is still uncontracted.

v. au | wicked creature. (generic magical familiar verse.)

the assumption of this base verse is that Ronin is some flavor of familiar or magical assistant creature; the exact type and lore can shift to better suit the other muses' canon or system of preference. if nothing concrete is given the assumption is that Ronin is a spirit given corporeal form by the person that has summoned / created him to act as a familiar - similar but not quit the same as the system in the Bartimaeus series if you are familiar with those books! his purpose here is simply to help whoever has called him forth, though he's very likely to be rather snarky about being awoken from his 'nap'.

v. au | catching claws. (generic pokemon verse.)

generally speaking, Ronin is a bizarre sub-species of the Meowth / Persian line that never fully lost it's ability to walk upright. this subspecies is far darker than the rest in it's coloration, and tend to keep company in cemeteries and other places of quiet and shadow. the oldest among the species can rival Ninetales in longevity and spectral power - an effect of this having caused the subspecies to change type to Normal/Ghost as their connection to the afterlife became stronger over subsequent generations and time. Ronin himself is a Persian of considerable age, hailing from lands yet unnamed in the wilds beyond Orre. While he is certainly no legendary Pokemon, the few people that live and have explored this lands do have stories and legends to tell of an extraordinarily powerful cat-like Pokemon in the region.... this lore is of course malleable and Ronin can reasonably be made to be most cat-like Pokemon comfortably and moved to more established locations as needed for bespoke verses in threads.

v. au | beast of yore. (generic mythos nekomata verse.)

Ronin is some form of mythological creature in this verse; he is assumed to be a form of yokai called a nekomata to match his main verse more closely unless a different lore or creature fits better and is specified for a sub-verse. nekomata have a number of powers depending on the source you look at; Ronin generally retains his shadow-based abilities, ability to transform, and skills with illusion.

v. au | the void between stars. (generic space verse.)

travelling the stars on various ships that he has either wandered onto willfully or has been smuggled on-to as an assumed 'illicit pet' by crew or another passenger. a strange alien race, it's clear that he is far more than a mere cat but the similarities to the Earth animal are so apparent it has to be assumed to be done with a purpose, rather than a quirk of evolution. regardless of the reasons for why the similarities exist, the differences are marked; Ronin is capable of bipedal locomotion and object manipulation, and appears to possess some level of telepathy and other mental skills - making him skilled in deception and illusion.

#about.#tw long post #these are NOT comprehensive they're more just to give baseline info to get threads off the floor or a starting place to work plots from #more verses will obviously come up over time and changes will happen etc. etc.#queue.

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vousmereve · 6 months

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ㅤㅤㅤ 𑣪 Things That Spark My Curiosity!

The seeds of a profound connection often sprout from shared interests, serving as a gateway to deeper conversations. It is truly remarkable how the intertwining of our respective preferences can pave the way for enduring friendships. Below, I offer a glimpse into my world, allowing you to discern the facets of my better personality.

MUSICAL REPERTOIRE: IU, AILEE, HUH YUNJIN, LE SSERAFIM, SEVENTEEN, ENHYPEN, ITZY, Elaine, Lyn, Kehlani, Taylor Swift (big fan), beabadoobee, NIKI, wave to earth, Novo Amor, The Weeknd, Chase Atlantic, Roosevelt, Reality Club, Laufey, Lonely in the Rain, Sleeping At Last, Westlife, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Ben Howard, Bon Iver, MALIQ & D’Essentials, Fourtwnty, and the songs I listen to, according to how I’m feeling.

SERIES & FILMS: Sherlock Holmes, Enola Holmes, Harry Potter, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Alice In Borderland, Jigsaw, Wednesday, Elizabeth, Anne With An E, Disney Princess, Barbie(s), Casper (1995), Sherlock, Tomorrowland, The Meg, The Black Demon, Shark Bait, Fall, The Rain, Me Before You, The Crown, Hocus Pocus, 1899, The Sinking of Van Der Wijck, The Maze Runner, and many are not on the list.

KOREAN DRAMA & MOVIE: Hope, 20th Century Girl, Memories of the Alhambra, W (Two Worlds), While You Were Sleeping, Descendants of the Sun, The Legend of the Blue Sea, Vincenzo, Mouse, Taxi Driver, Our Beloved Summer, Law School, Dr. Romantic, Miracle in Cell No. 7, Reply 1988, The Beauty Inside, Crash Landing On You, Are You Human?, Itaewon Class, Who Are You: School 2015, School 2017, He Is Psychometric, All Of Us Are Dead, Squid Game, Train to Busan, Fight for My Way, Romance Is A Bonus Book, Big Mouth, The Lonely and Great God (Goblin), Pinocchio, Psychopath Diary, Hell Is Other People, The Heirs, Strong Girl Bong-soon, When the Camellia Blooms, My Love from the Star, The Moon Embracing the Sun, and many are not on the list.

ANIMOVIE: Your Lie in April, Kakegurui, Singeki No Kyojin (big fan), Jujutsu Kaisen, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Tokyo Ghoul, Kimetsu no Yaiba, Blue Lock, Tokyo Revengers, Wotakoi: Love Is Hard for Otaku, My Little Monster, Takt Op. Destiny, Assassination Classroom, and many more are not on the list.

CHINESE DRAMA: The Untamed, Love O2O, Put Your Head on My Shoulder, A Little Thing Called First Love. (I don’t watch many Chinese dramas, if you have any recommendations please tell me)

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sneezemonster15 · 2 years

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Gay people can read het porn you know, especially when there's no gay porn available. Kakashi was shown unaffected by Konohamaru's Sexy Jutsu but stunned by Naruto's Reverse Harem. Guy's romantic preference is unknown on the series, but he was compassionate about "manliness" so the code is there. Plus Kakashi and Gai have "travel together" ending which is usually reserved for couples.

Well if that was the case Kishi would have shown it that way. If you have followed my blog, I have talked in detail about how stories are written and information about characters, their likes and dislikes, their proclivities are given. If there was indication that Kakashi reads het porn because gay porn isn't available, I would have agreed with you. But there isn't. If I have to just assume certain things without any indication or subtext or text in the narrative itself, I can imagine many things. Like maybe Kakashi is a stand up comedian in his off hours because it doesn't say anywhere that he isn't. Or he is an alien because it didn't say anywhere that he wasn't.

Are you seeing what I am getting at?

I have said it many times. First rule of deduction - Use what's given to you. Facts. Don't project your assumptions over the facts, use the information the facts give you. Don't go the other way round, that's the wrong way to glean information.

And it's not like he reads het porn out of helplessness, he literally waits for those novels with baited breath. He lost a test to Naruto and Sakura because of that novel, this otherwise super focused man who simply couldn't fight against Naruto doling out spoilers. Lol.

Kakashi is portrayed as someone with a stoic personality, who represses his emotions in the name of shinobi rules and regulations. He couldn't even emphathize or understand his own father's issues, until Obito put focus on it with great emphasis. This serves as an eye opener for Kakashi. And then after he dies momentarily, he finally has words with his father's soul, which puts him at ease, when his father tells him he understood him. He doesn't really react emotionally to anything, let alone sexy jutsus. I have talked more about it here.

If SNS serves as a gay romantic dynamic in this manga, then one must see how that justifies itself in Guy's and Kakashi's case. It doesn't. Haku and Zabuza, yes, Sai and Shin, also yes, we see similar tropes and visual imagery. Not with Guy and Kakashi.

Gai and Kakashi seem extremely comfortable with each other, super friendly, no uncomfortable silences, no half finished words and sentences, no roundabout way of saying they care for each other or they feel close to each other. Where you see sexual electricity and acute awareness of each other in SNS dynamic, there is just easy camaraderie between Gai and Kakashi. Traveling together doesn't really imply anything, friends can travel with each other as well. Sasuke went alone at the end of Shippuden and Naruto stayed in Konoha. Does that mean they aren't in love with each other? If there was more subtext to Kakashi and Guy traveling together, I would have given it a second thought. But there isn't. The 'code', if that's how you want their dynamic to be seen, then what you see with them is bro code.

#ask #naruto #kakashi #guy #sasuke #sns #zabuza #haku

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theunrealinsomniac · 2 years

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What made you not like Naruto Shippuden by the time you got to the war, how come you didn't like it post Pein arc, what caused you to hate the ending and why do you hate the OVA where Naruto became Hokage?

My my, that's a whole lot of questions lol. I prefer to keep things positive but if you're asking:

It's mostly subjective taste. The story went in directions I didn't care for and doubled down on existing plotlines I cared for even less.

It's no secret if you've talked to me or seen my posts on here that I don't like Sasuke as a character and find his storylines boring. I've seen his exact character done before and better. Him and his family being made even more prominent in the story was always going to sour me to the manga as a whole.

There was so much wasted opportunity in side characters and so much changing of themes from before the time skip. As a fan and a fellow storyteller, I disagreed with the direction of the story and eventually it got to the point where I couldn't enjoy anything about the manga anymore. I read it to the end because I had started it and Naruto was a big part of my life at the time. I wanted to see the end.

Interestingly, my disappointment at my ships not happening for the most part is the smallest part of my disappointment with the series as a whole. Ships come and go and nothing can stop me from doing whatever I want ship-wise in fandom space.

But a thing I loved, and I mean LOVED, went in a direction that fundamentally upset me to the point that I am still unable to fully engage with a new manga or anime. THAT sucks.

As for the OVA ... tell me why I shouldn't hate it quite frankly. They took away Naruto's ceremony to become Hokage, which he had spent the entire story striving towards ... for a bad joke.

Fuck that OVA.

Thanks for asking, and let's try to keep it happy from here on yeah? XD

#ask theunrealinsomniac #naruto #anti naruto ending

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captnjacksparrow · 3 years

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Why Naruto in Boruto Episode-220 is OOC???

I recently answered some asks about SNS being OOC in recent Boruto episode. And some of my SNS friends here commented that it’s not. I should have arranged and inserted all the panels for that post and explained my view point in a better way. Again, this post’s intention is not to prove that whoever didn’t agree with me are wrong.... It’s quite the opposite.

I just don’t want us all to become some hypocrite or make Sasuke’s character to be assassinated in the worst way possible just because of that single episode and that stupid Extra Scene. Because, that episode totally shat on Sasuke’s character development which started from Shippuden to Gaiden to the latest episode. And it also shat on all the development about Naruto in the worst way possible.

Let me explain why.

So... the scene starts like this

Sasuke is saying, “Even though I couldn’t able to kill him back then.... I intend to keep up my end of the bargain, this time”....

Sasuke is being very practical here... Because he has his priorities. And you should know what his priorities are!!! If you don’t, then I will let you know later in this post.

Right after that Naruto gets pissed off and do this.... (Which still looks Extremely OOC)... But let’s not get in to it.... By Naruto saying this, it makes Sasuke looks insensitive. It totally gives off the vibe that Naruto is the parent here and Sasuke couldn’t understand it. We can totally wear a Thick SNS spectacles and say it’s not and claim that they are arguing like 2 parents here... But it’s not really... It totally places Sasuke away from Naruto and Boruto...

Because right after this.

Now.... All these dialogues were not in the Manga at all... Here Naruto is saying “But while I’m still alive, I won’t allow that to happen (to kill him)..... NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS....”.... Anyone means Sasuke included as well.....

If I see this scene as a separate entity... Then Naruto is acting like a Good Father and providing a Warmth which is missing from the Manga. I agree...

But from the facts that was already established in the Manga and Gaiden, This is absolutely CRINGE AND ANTI-SNS.... Because here Naruto is putting Boruto above Sasuke.... Well, if this was the same dynamics they established in the Manga.... It won’t be a problem at all.... But it’s totally opposite......

Let me tell you why...

Ikemoto is not some great Manga Artist or anything... That Manga is totally a shit. I agree. And I’ve always said that I totally take any extra scene they give us in the Canon Episodes... And those extra scenes should help elevate a bond between two characters. Not to downgrade another bond. That extra scene with Kurama in previous episode was THE BEST and WELL DONE FROM ANIME’S PART.... It gave a good farewell for our beloved Kurama. But this above extra scene totally shat on SNS, Sasuke and ESPECIALLY KAWAKI.

How these extra Scenes were OOC when it comes to the bond between NARUTO AND KAWAKI???

I’ve mentioned this in many posts.... Naruto likes/prefers Kawaki than Boruto. It doesn’t mean that he don’t like his Son or anything... It’s just a matter of preference. But Naruto’s preference for Kawaki is almost equivalent to his preference for Sasuke in Shippuden/Part 1.

Let’s see the Manga panels.

This is when Himawari and Boruto getting beaten up by this Delta Girl.

Kawaki block the attack and saves Naruto and Hima. And from here on now... You will see a Naruto whom you already saw somewhere else in Naruto series....

Why is he holding Kawaki like he held Sasuke in Land of the Waves here???? And asking the very same dialogue, “You sacrificed your own body for me.... ?”

Now this Delta girl gets angry because Kawaki is some precious Vessel that ‘Kara’ Organization constructed using their experiments.

Now.... Right After Delta mentions that Kawaki is their, ‘Vessel’.... Naruto’s inner demon awakens...

Just like How Naruto awakened Kurama Chakra for Sasuke in Land of the Waves.... Naruto gets extremely angry..... With similar ANGRY EXPRESSION....

Which was even acknowledged by Boruto..... “Dad looks really angry”

As well as Delta....... “This Guy.... is being overcome with Anger over Kawaki...?”

BOTTOMLINE: Naruto got EXTREMELY angry because this girl treated Kawaki like a Vessel not primarily because she tried to hurt his kids..... And they stole our Land of the Waves dynamics and gave it to Naruto and Kawaki.... After this Delta died.

And this is not the only time....

When Jigen came to Konoha to take back Kawaki... Naruto was hellbent on protecting him... Even though Jigen is extremely strong... Kawaki himself was asking Naruto to not butt in!!!

“No can do!!! It’s the Hokage’s Job to protect everyone in the Village.... Without Exception... And that includes You, Kawaki....”

This is the second time someone came in search of Kawaki to Konoha. And this time also Naruto never planned on giving Kawaki to Jigen.

This is the third time, someone came to Konoha to take back Kawaki... This time it’s Isshiki. This Amado guy was suggesting to kill Kawaki whereas Naruto never budges. He simply says with an Anger ridden face, “I ain’t gonna allow that!!”

And after Kurama’s death... that is after Naruto got Nerfed....

Kawaki himself was feeling so bad that he was some troublesome outsider... Because everyone was looking for him like Delta, Isshiki, Jigen.... But Naruto refused to offer him up.... KAWAKI HERE IS SULKING LIKE A KID......

But Naruto just grabbed him like some Laundry Bag and walked up carrying him like a sack of potatoes saying, “Who cares...?? We’re going home!!”.... Why is Naruto saying the same thing what he told to Sasuke in VoTE1????

And calling him as his, “A Stupid Son” no less.... Let me tell you.... Naruto never did such a gesture to his own son in this Manga. He never hugged him... Whereas Naruto already hugged Kawaki.

Now Naruto is simply assuring that Kawaki’s place is in Konoha. [[Why am I getting SNS vibes here??]].... Naruto is giving a Pillow Talk to Kawaki for like 3 pages in this chapter.

Whereas...

His own Son is lying somewhere Alone.... thinking about his Karma ....

What am I trying to show here?????

NARUTO WILL NEVER KILL OR HAND OVER KAWAKI AT ANY TIME.... NOT EVEN FOR KONOHA.....

Why is this very similar to SNS???? I really wonder.....

Whereas....

Naruto was ready to kill his own Son for the Village...

The point I am trying to make here is that Naruto & Kawaki’s bond stole many SNS tropes... Which I don’t mind at all... Rather, I am very happy for that.

Now... All of a sudden, Naruto acting up like a proper emotional lovey dovey father for Boruto is just OOC... At the expense of pulling Sasuke’s Collars and putting down Sasuke in the very next scene....

And do you know what’s even more OOC???

At the very end of the episode we got this RARE PUREST GEM.....

YAAAY!!!!! SHIKAMARU & NARUTO ARE THE BEST FRIENDS NOW..... WHO THE FUCK IS SASUKE???? SASUKE MUST BE A MORON TO PROPOSE TO KILL BORUTO....

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

I am gritting my teeth here!!!!

This episode totally shat on Naruto & Kawaki bond.... And insulted Sasuke in a worst way possible. This is me talking from an Objective POV....

I’ll show you another Biggest Hypocrisy we are unconsciously doing here as SNS fans....

How these extra Scenes were OOC when it comes to SNS and SASUKE ESPECIALLY???

I am one of the very few person in this SNS fandom to support Sasuke’s decision to accept Konoha as his Home and I loved this development... Even though Majority of this Fandom feels it’s OOC.... I accept this because Kishimoto wrote it that way and to my mind it also feels right... And this is Canon.

Sasuke lost his most beloved person, Itachi for the sake of this Village. And Sasuke accepted his Ideals and decided to protect this Village. He lost many things here and yet Sasuke made the right decision to see the Bigger Picture...

From Itachi and Minato’s lives, we all might have observed one thing... That is, They put the Village above their own Blood. Minato made Naruto into a Jinchurikki to save the village.... Itachi killed his own parents to save the Village....

So, this place carries lot of importance for the characters in this world....

SASUKE’S PRIORITY IS NARUTO AND KONOHA....

Few Months ago... I answered an ask... And the Question is, Who do you think sasuke love the most between naruto and sarada ?

I am linking that post here.... PLEASE DO READ IT... [Link]

My answer to that response was Naruto and I provided my reason considering all the facts from Boruto Manga.

I will copy paste the most important part here...

There is an undeniable fact that Sasuke spends more time with Boruto than he spends with Sarada. He is his Master and they have pretty good bonding.

But even towards Boruto, Sasuke has his priorities. Since Boruto was given a karma seal, he might turn into an Otsutsuki monster anytime. And Boruto was worried about this, to which Sasuke said this.“Don’t worry. I swear to stop you with all my strength, Even if I have to kill you”…

Well, this is getting real complicated now!!!! You may wonder, ‘How dare Sasuke can kill Naruto’s son? If Naruto knew about this, he will not forgive Sasuke. He will even kill Sasuke’…. Atleast this was how fans reacted for that chapter. But Naruto proved them all wrong.

Gaara asking, “Would you be able to take down your own son? “

Naruto says, “I’ll do what needs to be done as Hokage”

And this Amado also tells Naruto, “I spoke to Sasuke earlier, but It did seem like he was prepared to if necessary”

So, Naruto will kill Boruto if he threatens the safety of the village someday. And Naruto also knew about Sasuke’s decision regarding this.

You may now ask, ‘Hey how does any of this have to do with Sarada?”

Well, if Sasuke can able to kill his best friend’s Son, can’t he be able to kill Sarada too, if necessary (I mean if she poses any threat to the village someday)???? And I am 100% sure, Sasuke will not play father card if it comes to that.

So, for Sasuke, both Boruto and Sarada are equal. He almost treats Boruto as his own son. So, there is that.

Am pretty sure.... Sasuke would not hesitate to kill Sarada if it is necessary.... Because he is just like Itachi. He even tried to kill his own Daughter (mistakenly) in Gaiden for which he didn’t show a big regret or something...

Now, Naruto playing a Caring Father Card for Boruto (Which is not even in the Manga)..... shat on Sasuke’s ideal to accept Konoha as his home... NARUTO COMES OFF AS A BIGGEST HYPOCRITE TO PROTECT HIS BLOOD FAMILY WHILE SASUKE LOST HIS ENTIRE BLOOD FAMILY FOR KONOHA..... Am not saying Naruto shouldn’t care for Boruto.... But not at the expense of portraying Sasuke as this emotionless Moron just because he put the safety of the Village above Boruto’s life.... Sasuke looks like a fucking Clown here!!! Whereas Naruto was changed into a good Father!!! Shit!!! That one extra scene changes the entire context of the story...

God!!! This is too bad.... In every angle!!!!

How these extra Scenes were OOC when it comes to SNS???

This dude abandoned his Family for a decade and still distancing Sarada at the end of Gaiden. Because Forehead poke means distancing, lying and bla bla....

Whereas he was too close with Boruto and almost acts like a GOOD father in Boruto movie. I won’t be saying he doesn’t care about Sarada or anything. I am just saying that, he always gives importance to his priorities.... And his priority is Naruto and Konoha..... Not Sarada. I don’t even have to provide any proof here.

But I will attach those panels here...

“You can track Kawaki using the Karma, But not Sasuke, Right?”

Like I explained above.... Naruto will never kill or give up Kawaki for anyone.... But here Naruto was okay with Jigen tracking Kawaki but not Sasuke.... MEANING, HE FUCKING PLACES SASUKE ABOVE EVERYONE....

This is who real Naruto is....

This is another fucking Canonical scene where Naruto puts Sasuke above everyone else.

And you all know Naruto loves Konoha too.

Now...

Now all these extra scenes puts

Sasuke as this moron who would not hesitate to kill his Best Friend’s Son....

Whereas all of a sudden, Naruto started to go “My Dear Son” mode for a son he had with Hinata.... and this even projects Sasuke as a Bad Family man who abandoned his Daughter for a decade.... and still putting a distance between him and her...And we all are pretty okay with it....

Why should Sasuke’s role revolve around Naruto and his son when Naruto himself putting Sasuke down here??? “No matter what anyone says”... Here Naruto puts Sasuke along with the level of Gaara and other Kages.... This is totally an Anti-SNS.

And this scene is not even in the Manga.

NARUTO PUTTING DOWN SASUKE & KONOHA FOR THE SAKE OF BORUTO IS ABSOLUTELY OOC..... IT BREAKS EVERYTHING THAT WAS ESTABLISHED IN SHIPPUDEN, GAIDEN AND BORUTO MANGA & MOVIE....

AND WHAT’S EVEN WORSE IS AFTER THAT SCENE, BORUTO GOT A FUCKING MAGICAL PILL WHICH GAVE HIM A TEMPORARY CURE....

THEN WHAT’S THE PURPOSE OF THESE EXTRA SCENES ANYWAY???

AND SHIKAMARU SOMEHOW WAS SHOWN AS THIS UNDERSTANDING GUY...

Anyways...

To Conclude....

This whole Manga is going in a path where Naruto has a special place for Kawaki.... And Sasuke has a special place for Boruto... While both N & S keep each other as their priorities even in this shitty Emotionless Manga. In Short, Boruto and Kawaki are treated as an unofficial children of SNS... Which is very evident from the panels I’ve attached above.

When Sasuke was willing to put the Village’s safety as the priority to the point of doing long missions of 12 years and even went to the extent of not meeting his own Daughter, not able to recognize his own daughter and even went to the point of killing her.... But Naruto acting like a good caring father shows that he is an hypocrite who expects others to lose their family time for this village’s safety but Naruto is somewhat not ready to lose his family member for the sake of the village... Such an hypocrite!!! [[It hurts my SNS heart to write this]]... AN HYPOCRITE FOR A SCENE WHICH WAS NOT IN THE MANGA...

I know it hurts every Father to take down their own child.... His pain could’ve been handled in a million different ways... I would’ve preferred to see Sasuke as the one to ease Naruto’s pain and make him come to the conclusion in a more organic and Kishimoto’s trademark sentimental way than this Abomination.

Naruto putting down Sasuke along with Gaara is just .... just.... just.... intolerable!!!!

That scene could have been easily avoided or replaced with some other character...

I am saying this again for the 1000th time, Naruto can care for Boruto all he wants.... He can even cry and have nightmares about his own son turning into some Otsutsuki Monster which shows how Naruto is struggling to come to a decision... Which are all fine... I don’t mind seeing the bond between Naruto and Boruto... But not at the expense of putting down Sasuke and treating him like a Clown....

And I am saying this for the millionth time.... Naruto and Sasuke can have arguments all they want like an old couple... Hell!!! I would pay any money for that. I want them to be like this...

Not like the abomination I just saw in that episode.

To me, The level of OOCness in the episode is very similar to Sasuke giving a special smile to Sakura, Sasuke want to be close with Sakura, Sasuke want to touch Sakura all the time....

#i don't know where to tag this #it's totally an Anti-SNS episode #if i have sharingan i would definitely delete these scenes from my memory

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honiweii · 3 years

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Anti-NejiTen GIVE UP !

Top 7 comments that annoy me a lot under each NejiTen post that I found on the net:

#1 - Leeten partisan who spread false rumors

when people said "Tenten blushed toward Lee is because she loves him and it's Canon"... LOL ! Do you want to talk about canon stuff ? She has NEVER blushed at him in the manga that's Canon !

Guys, that is CANON ↓

Neji saved Tenten from the water prison.

and that too : ↓

Kishi has confirmed that Tenten is NOT Metal's mother!!!

So, stop saying that Tenten is Metal Lee's mom. Respect Tenten, why do you want her with a boy who never paid attention to her at all, Lee was in love with Sakura from the beginning to the end like Naruto. HE. NEVER. SHOWED. ANY. LOVE INTEREST. IN. TENTEN ! AND TENTEN NEVER TOO !

#2 - People who said that Neji never showed any love interest in Tenten/ or they both have no chemistry

I think hate makes you blind, because their interactions/development are no different from other ships in the series.

I know love is subjective, some people need to see a kiss or physical contact, or eye contact, or an expressive display of love.

But you know, each person is different and their display of love depends on their personality. When you create a character, you have to adapt their behavior to their personality. It's normal that Naruto shouts everywhere that he's in love with Sakura, that's his personality! It's the same with Sakura and Ino with Sasuke.

But, throughout the series, if we remove the blank day to be equal to Neji and Tenten (because they weren't lucky enough to have a blank day's scene), have you seen Sasuke display a thing of love towards Sakura? Have you seen Temari display a thing of love towards Shikamaru, or even Shikamaru towards Temari? or even Sai towards Ino, in Shippuden?

I want to tell you no, I've never seen any expressive display of love between them all. And if you tell me yes, I pretty much know the reason for your answer:

1. For Sasuke, you will tell me that : "he protected Sakura during the Chunin exam, and wanted to beat the guys who beat her up"

=> Ok, he protected her and I guess protecting someone is considered a love thing.

So, Neji also protected Tenten in the anime and the manga (⬆️ the first image above +⬇️)...

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2. Sasuke again: I think back to that war scene, where Sasuke catches up with Sakura and looks at her ... Anyway, physical contact and eye contact.

=> GO REWATCH OR WATCH EPISODE 14 of Shippuden ! AND "CURRY OF LIFE" of Naruto. NejiTen shared all of this !

3. For ShikaTema... Except in the blank day, I don't remember them having an expressive display of love ... maybe when Temari saves Shikamaru? I think the main reason is that they're look cute together. From this, you can talk about a hint of romantic love, that they've been secretly in love with each other since their fight in Chunin exam (and no one will say the opposite because everyone loves them :) )

=> The same goes for NejiTen : they are always shown together, in the same thumbnails, and training together. From this, we, NejiTen fans CAN see a hint of romantic love throughout the story as well.

4. InoSai... I'm sorry, but except in blank day, I really don't remember any display of love between them... they just look cute together...

5. Talking about blank day, even if Neji and Tenten don't have their moment because Neji is dead. Kishi devoted a few lines to them in the novel, in Neji's diary.

"My present goal was to get rid of Tenten's depression"_HYUGA NEJI

#3- NejiTen is only in the imagination of NejiTen fans

If you don't know about fanart, this all takes place in an Alternative Universe. It's like fanfic.

I don't know what's wrong with bringing your favorite characters to life through our imaginations. That's what everyone does with their ship!

#4- Tenten doesn't deserve Neji

(-_-)''' But you know, Neji prefers Tenten to you ;)

When you are insulting Tenten (bc u don't like her or for some stupid reason bc you think she is weak), just remember how much Neji believes in Tenten and tell everyone how much she is strong. (#Episode 162 from Shippuden)

#5- NejiTen fans have no reason to ship them

uh! and do u have a reason to ship your ship ? Do u have a reason to fall in love with someone ? Do u have a reason to have a favorite character?

(Read #2 again)

#6- If Neji was alive, he would have married someone from the Hyuga clan to keep the Byakugan's eyes

... It's called evolution of the story...

The story has shown us the different problems encountered in the world of ninjas : people's mentality towards hosts ; Uchiwa and Hyuga clan ; wars and more. The world of ninja was destined to change and get better.

About Hyuga clan, Neji wanted to change his clan, change his destiny. During his fight with Naruto, Naruto tells him that he can change his destiny. From this episode, the Hyuga clan started to change.

#7- "Neji is dead"

It's not a reason. He's a fictional character, so he's not really dead. He has stayed alive through art, fiction and more.

The death of a character doesn't stop a ship, for example : ObiRin, Yahikonan, TsunadeDan.

► ObiRin

Obito was in love with Rin. Since she's dead, he continued to love her.

► It's the same for Yahikonan

► TsunadeDan

Since Dan is dead, Tsunade remained single, just like Tenten.

I think that's how a ship works when the pairing is meant to be, in Naruto series.

SO, "NEJITEN FANS HAVE NO REASON TO SHIP THEM" ?

Stop hypocrisy !

It's anti-NejiTen who have no reason to spread their hatred against this ship!

#PRO NEJITEN #NejiTen #Anti-Nejiten #naruto #naruto shippuden #anime #manga #neji hyuuga #tenten #neji hyuga

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queer-character-headcanons · 3 years

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Naruto (Part 1 - Team 7)

Man, I’ve got strong opinions on some of these *cough* Kakashi *cough*, but some of the others I’m flexible about. It depends on the story you’re telling with the character. These are the ones I have for the canon/near canon of the Naruto show itself (incl. Shippuden, but not Boruto). Here goes... something:

Naruto Uzumaki gives off so much bi energy, with the way he falls hard for both Sakura and later Sasuke as well. He’s a cis boy who uses he/him pronouns, and wouldn’t realise you were talking about him if you used any others. He’s biromantic and demisexual (asexual until he has a deeper emotional connection with someone). He’s also definitely an ADHD kid, and would have been diagnosed rather quickly if he’d tried at any point. His mind jumps from topic to topic, and can’t concentrate on anything if he’s not hyperfixated on it at the moment.

Sasuke Uchiha is very much gay. He is so gay, extremely gay. The gayest. At no point does he show any kind of attraction towards Sakura, or any other woman, but Naruto on the other hand. It’s obvious that he cares, but he doesn’t want to care. He’s probably demiromantic and demisexual, since it took him having an emotional connection with Naruto before he actually fell for him. He’s a cis man who uses he/they pronouns, not really caring which people use more. There is a chance he is autistic or OCD, given his obsessiveness in hunting down Itachi, but I haven’t thought about that one enough to really be sure in any way.

Sakura Haruno is probably bi, with a preference towards men. She seems to be greyromantic bisexual, and fell for Sasuke immediately. It took her a while longer to fall for Naruto, and she didn’t realise that what she felt for Ino was a crush until they were already very close. She could be read as either cis or trans, but honestly I see her as a cis woman most of the time. Definitely she/her pronouns and would get angry at anyone who got it wrong (which probably wouldn’t happen unless she was trans).

Kakashi Hatake. Oh boi do I have a lot to say about Kakashi. He’s my favourite character in the whole show, and the only reason I kept watching in the first place, so there’s definitely some projecting going on here. First and foremost, Kakashi is aromantic and asexual. At no point in the show has he shown romantic or sexual interest in anyone. By the end of it they are one of the few people who doesn’t have a love interest whatsoever, and that is perfect for them. They’re a good example of the fact that aroace people can still enjoy sexual media, although I’m quite certain he reads Icha-Icha for the plot (why else would spoilers bother them so much?). Next up, gender~ Kakashi is transmasc (afab) and bigender, fluctuating between male and agender. They use he/they pronouns, although which they prefer over the other fluctuates between the two depending on which of them he’s feeling at the moment. Kakashi being transmasc is barely disproven by canon (only two filler episodes show him shirtless, other than that he is always wearing his ‘binder’) and some moments definitely feel like they’re feeding the headcanon. Kakashi is autistic. He isn’t good at social interactions, and he’s bad at showing his emotions correctly. The mask is likely to block smells so he doesn’t get overstimulated as easily. Their extremely quick progression through the ranks shows that their special interests are likely fighting-based. A lot of autistic people hold rules in extremely high regard, as we see young Kakashi doing. Him joining the ANBU was likely a way to find strict routine, and it’s once again evident that he’s extremely dedicated to it. Once he found the Icha Icha series, that became one of his special interests. Later we can see that he’s always late, because his routine of visiting the memorial stone is extremely important to him. Also his dogs! They’re his comfort animals, and Pakkun especially seems like he knows how to calm him down when he’s stressed. It’s quite probable that Kakashi is ADHD as well. Their mind works fast, but they often seem to get distracted by their own thoughts, and unless there’s a fight or something going on he always seems to be lost in thought (or Icha-Icha, if he’s reading).

As you can see, long post. I had a lot to say and now I’ve said it, thank you for reading if you bothered at all!

#Naruto headcanons #Naruto Uzumaki #Sasuke Uchiha #Sakura Haruno #Kakashi Hatake #A lot of Kakashi :)#team 7 headcanons

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about - a brief summary

pairing: uzumaki naruto x reader.

word count: (ongoing).

genre (for the whole series, not this season particularly): pining, jealousy, angst with happy ending.

warnings: cursing, teenage hormones (if you know what I mean), cussing, mentions of violence, and sexual themes.

SUMMARY:

Y/N Y/L/N, a girl living in a forest and isolated from all the other villages, she grew up hearing only stories about the existence of such places. By an unexpected twist of fate, she wakes up one day in the very place which were nothing but tales to her, just as her parents described.

Although unbelievable, she chose to become a part of the Leaf Village. As she started training with the help of some teachers, she made it into Team 7. That was when she met this exceptional blond guy with blue eyes - Naruto Uzumaki.

Making friends wasn't exactly her strong suit, but Y/N was supporting standing in the sidelines, often silently. Developing crushes here and there wasn't surprising for her. And love life, wasn't really much of her interest either. So it wasn't surprising for her when she developed a crush on Naruto, but it was bothersome when she realized it might be more than just a silly crush.

Ofcourse, she had more important things to look out for. Searching for her place of birth, and looking for her people to be exact.

Except, it would've been easier to understand if all the people she grew up with weren't announced 'dead' in the Third Shinobi World War.

DISCLAIMER: This fanfiction mainly focuses on the Naruto Shippuden plot and only a bit of the Naruto plotline. The filler episodes mostly won't be here, but there can be exceptions and those will be titled as 'Bonus Chapter'.

All the characters are aged up by 2 years, that is, Naruto is 14 here instead of 12 years old, and all other characters are aged up accordingly.

The Seasons are not divided according to the anime show or manga, it’s my personal preference to divide it that way.

This is a work of fanfiction using characters from Naruto, which is trademarked by Masashi Kishimoto. The story I tell here is my own invention, and it is not purported or believed to be part of Masashi Kishimoto's story. This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official storyline.

next: chapter one

the reaper of the sea

MASTERLIST

#naruto x reader #naruto x you #naruto imagines #naruto uzumaki #naruto universe #naruto x hinata #sasusaku #sasuke uchiha #sasuke x sakura #sakura haruno #sakura #hinata hyuga

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moonandblossoms · 3 years

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For the ships ask:

2, 7, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 24, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 34, 35.

For any fandom.

2. Your newest ship: Megumi/Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen, Licht/Tetia from Black Clover.

7. Most innocent ship: Kenny/Ming Ming from Beyblade.

9. Most angsty ship: Not sure, but maybe Obito/Rin and Yahiko/Konan from Naruto (?).

11. Ship I never wanted in canon but like to see them in fanworks: Sasuke/Tenten from Naruto, Naruto/Ino from Naruto, Rock Lee/Sakura from Naruto and L/Misa from Death Note.

12. Characters that I can imagine only in one ship: Hinata in Naruto/Hinata from Naruto and Boruto, Miguel in Miguel/Mathilda from Beyblade, Frankie in Mario/Frankie in beyblade, Neji in Neji/Tenten from Naruto, Sasuke in Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto and Boruto, Mitsuki in Mitsuki/Sarada from Boruto, Both Itachi and Izumi in Itachi/Izumi from Naruto.

13. Most shippable character: Hmm, maybe Sakura from Naruto? There is no such character as of now.

14. Character that I can't imagine any ship: Hmm, mostly Orochimaru from Naruto. I imagine him only with science, not a person XD.

16. Characters that you kinda ship but prefer as BROTPS: Naruto/Sakura and Naruto/Sasuke (favorite BROTP) from Naruto, Boruto/Sarada from Boruto, L/Light from Death Note, Itadori/Megumi and Nobara/Maki from Jujutsu Kaisen.

17. Characters that I only view as a ship only and not as friends: Hmm, there isn't any such ship I like that way because I like to view them as friends before they become lovers.

19. Ship that you never expected to ship: Tala/Queen and Tala/Julia from Beyblade, Yami/Charlotte and Yuno/Charmy from Black Clover. Also Gojo/Utahime and Megumi/Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen.

20. Ship that I liked but not anymore: Boruto/Sarada from Boruto.

21. Ship that I was one day thinking and thought, "Wait, when did I start shipping them?": Tala/Queen from Beyblade. I honestly have no idea when I started shipping them lol. Even Tyson/Hilary. There was a time when I equally or slightly liked Kai/Hilary more too but now I am clueless about when I started preferring Tyson/Hilary way more than them. Also Ozuma/Mariam and Kane/Salima from beyblade. I am kind of sure about KaneSal but sorta forgot when I started to become a die-hard fan XDXD

22. Ship that I immediately fell in love with after a scene despite not considering it earlier: Kane/Salima from Beyblade. It's the scene when Kane and Salima where put against each other to test cyber bit-beasts and each of them had the hella amount of trust they put in each other in episode 20 and also because of episodes 25,26 and 27. Also Ozuma/Mariam where Mariam was concerned about Ozuma in episode 39. Neji/Tenten from Naruto where Neji saves Tenten from Kisame's water prison in episode 14 or 15 from Shippuden.

24. Biggest NOTP: Sasuke/Karin from Naruto. Pah, had enough with these anti Sasuke/Sakura fans.

27. Ships that I expected to ship before watching the franchise and I still do: Naruto/Hinata and Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto, Ray/Mariah from Beyblade.

28. Ships that I expected to ship before watching the franchise but I don't: Nothing as such, but maybe Max/Mariam and Ray/Salima (?). I thought I would actually be shipping both these ships for the longer go until I saw Ozuma and Kane having some potential chemistry with them in the series. Another reason being Ray marrying Mariah and Max having some moments with Emily. I just prefer their relevant rival ships, that’s it. Also Boruto/Sarada.

29. Favorite crossover ship: Gojo/Shinobu from Jujutsu Kaisen/Demon slayer! I too like Kane/Karin from Beyblade/Naruto.

30. Favorite canon ship: Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto and Boruto (especially the latter).

31. Favorite non-canon ship: Neji/Tenten and Suigetsu/Karin from Naruto, Giyu/Shinobu from Demon Slayer. I would want to tell Kane/Salima too but they still have a chance to become canon in my opinion since the future of beyblade characters aren’t elaborated yet.

34. Ship that you never expected to ship when you were younger but here you are: Suigetsu/Karin and Neji/Tenten from Naruto, Tala/Queen, Ozuma/Mariam, Kai/Julia and Tala/Julia from beyblade (Seriously, there was a time when I hated Tala/Julia but now I think that they are an awesome duo).

35.Ship that you have kinda love/hate relationship with: Maybe Ray/Salima from beyblade, but more than even because of the ship, its because of some of these fans (except for two/three girls who I know are very civil and nice :) ). Maybe Rock Lee/Sakura and Sasuke/Karin too.

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berryberryrad · 2 years

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I posted 652 times in 2021

40 posts created (6%)

612 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 15.3 posts.

I added 101 tags in 2021

#shino aburame - 16 posts

#shino - 15 posts

#naruto - 14 posts

#team 8 - 12 posts

#naruto shippuden - 10 posts

#shino x reader - 8 posts

#fatgum - 7 posts

#shino headcanons - 7 posts

#mha - 6 posts

#my hero academia - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 81 characters

#and i feel bad for like hyping the alphabet up and it's not even gonna be g o o d

My Top Posts in 2021

nsfw alphabet🎇

warnings/disclaimers: nsfw and therefore 18+ puh-lease doughnut pull up if you’re a minor, that is super not groovy. several euphemisms for sex. blatant abuse of grammar and punctuation. swearing.

word count, 4758

nsfw under the cut

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) ~

Jumping right into the aftermath, we’re gonna set the tone of this entire thing with Shino softly panting in your ear as he comes down from his high. Shino may be Shinobi, but I feel as if after a little personal time with his s/o, he may be a little out of breath. He doesn’t go out of his way to impress (it just comes naturally, if you catch my drift) however Shino does allow himself to let a little looser than usual, so I don’t think post orgasmic sighs of relief are out of pocket. Now he’s been holding your hand the entire time, and I’ll die on that hill. Afterwards he’ll kiss your knuckles and mutter something along a, “Thank you for allowing me this.” Can you tell I’m a hard simp for soft Shino? He truly appreciates you for giving him your full intimate attention. He’ll spend a moment or so pressed into your body before pushing himself up and moving to take a shower. Shino strikes me as the type to shower afterwards every time, and so you’ll just have to bathe in the post sex/shower afterglow when he emerges later.

Then again it may prove more fun to join him instead.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ~

Shino doesn’t really romanticize appearances; unless of course we’re referring to his insects, in which case they’re all so beautiful. Give him the time of day and he’ll open your eyes to the aesthetic woes of the millipede. No, but truly it just isn’t something that occurs to him.

How he appears outright isn’t a pressing issue to him. Shino’s only preference is that he seems clean, but outside of that I believe the Aburame clan in general values functionality over looks. To be fair, they don’t even really gotta worry, because every Aburame we’ve been presented with to date has been pretty nice on the eyes.

Shino! If he was asked to make a choice concerning himself, I think he’d vote his physique as his favorite feature. His body aids him in being a capable Shinobi, and also acts as the perfect hive to his insects. What more could he ask for?

As for a partner, I’m inclined to repeat myself on the whole, “He doesn’t care,” trope. For the sake of content, however, imma pull through with some non nsfw content. Because when you smile? Oh, Shino will vault over the moon. Especially if he is the cause of it.He loves the curious upturn of your lips when you ask him about his day, or the cheeky grins you offer him without warning. And if you smile against his lips while you’re kissing? He’ll silently implode.

We don’t get to see enough of Shino’s smiling throughout the series, so please do enough for you both.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…) ~

If I am your first exposure to the bug cum headcanon, then I’m sorry you had to hear it from me but if you’re gonna thirst over Shino Aburame, then this is a rite of passage. Bug cum. What is it, and what can we do to stop it?

Kidding!

Now listen. Prior to the life of a Shino enthusiast, I had never considered the thought of bug cum. It isn’t particularly my favourite kink, but ya know, I could probably get behind a lot of things if Shino was the one asking.

The general consensus is Shino’s cum being laced with his beetles as he reaches his climax. Now I don’t think it’d be an unruly amount, but you could expect enough to make their presence known, wherever they end up. It makes logical sense. I think Shino would be embarrassed about this one and only circumstance concerning his bugs, but it’s short lived. When it comes to his insects, Shino is exceptionally confident. I think he’d be concerned the first time he mentioned it to you, unsure of how you’d react. He’d immediately then ask himself if he was willing to be with someone who couldn’t come to terms with such a key aspect of him. So yeah, you’re either with it, or you’re out.

And even if the aspect of bug cum was null and void, I believe his insects will make a debut during the act no matter what. We’ve seen what happens when Shino loses control over his insects, both illustrated in the bath house scene where he becomes so relaxed, Shino’s beetles begin to wild out with Nick Cannon and terrify Kiba. I’ll also cite that Boruto episode where we see him drink for the first time in the entire timeline. Hilarity once again ensues.

So with all of that being said, I think when Shino orgasms, you’ll have to expect some sort of spectacle being made via: bug.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ~

Not so much a dirty secret, moreover just a preference, but Shino likes it when you’re on top. Not by choice, but Shino is usually isolated before he’s even given a chance. Maybe it’s solely the bugs, maybe it’s his aura, maybe it’s Maybelline. Now he does have a splendid little network of friends that he manages to accumulate, but I think he craves something a little more than platonic intimacy. Can we fault him for wanting to be taken care of every once and awhile?

So, if he ever seems a bit out of it: get on top. It’s nearly foolproof. Leave open mouthed kisses against his throat and interlock your fingers. Let him feel you as much as you are feeling him.

I don’t believe Shino is necessarily a sub, but he doesn’t mind sitting back and letting you do what you will from time to time; as long as you’re both enjoying the moment.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) ~

Allow me to expose all of my goofy headcanons. Now I am confident that you will serve as his first in nearly all aspects of your relationship. The one thing he, Shino Aburame, is equipped with prior to your first time together are the hours he’s poured over literature. Anything that needs to be known can be learned through the written word, and what better way to accumulate tips on pleasuring a lover is there than exploring key skills and tactics? Makeout tactics, that is.

What I am subtly trying to convey is that Shino has read and owns Icha Icha novels. They are purely scientific and for research. Count your blessings.

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a little wip🍡

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many thoughts, head full.

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narrative-critical-understanding · 3 years

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About

DNI

If you have a pinned post or “Rules” / ”About” section where you for example write that those who are pro Uchiha don’t sit well with you as people, that pro Uchiha freaks should log of and go out or write other kinds of bullshit along those lines, then don’t interact with my posts.

People who send anonymous asks to others that they should kill themselves are unwelcome.

I don’t care about particular fans picking fights. Anyone can be a fan of any character for all I care. (My post about anti tags regarding characters.) It’s their own behavior that counts. For example if anyone claims I lack reading comprehension because of their own lack of comprehension or denial or whatever reason, then I’ll block them. That doesn’t mean you can’t tell me if you think I got something wrong. Anyone can make mistakes. I only rarely make posts and I read most chapters awhile ago. Not to mention there are slightly different translations, which can make a difference. Adding to that, different cultures and different values can lead to different interpretations. Some things, like Tobirama’s racism, are certain facts though. To give an example: Tobirama fans who want to pick a fight with me on my post about Konoha’s (and Tobirama’s, etc.) racism while starting with “why are you still fighting over fiction...” and so on is reeking of projection. (I used the tag "anti tobirama".)

!!! This doesn’t mean that people who like characters like Tobirama are morally inferior. The reason I used Tobirama fans as example is because me and a few of my friends personally experienced “verbal attacks” from individuals who came at us because of Tobirama. !!!

This DNI came to be through experience and may get updated.

My post regarding blocking.

Sideblog

I will reblog/write about the Naruto manga, not the anime. Studio Pierrot screwed up the animation. I already see the first part of the Naruto anime critical, but Shippuden is just bad besides maybe the fighting scenes. There are a few good soundtracks and even good songs though. None of the filler episodes and none of the novels are canon.

I might be sometimes on hiatus. I'm busy...

Content

I’m all for narrative-critical understanding. Kishimoto’s framing of the story leaves a bitter taste. For ex. “Endure oppression or else you’re evil.” is such a great outlook, don’t you think? *yeah, sure*

- pro Sasuke, pro Uchiha clan, anti Konoha, anti "Will of Fire", anti shinobi system, anti Hyuga main familiy

- anti ending, anti Boruto anime, Boruto manga critical (Honestly I’m also anti Boruto manga, but it’s canon... I still prefer not to think about it too much. If I make posts about Boruto, then it’s because of other peoples’ asks or because of thought-provoking posts. Please don’t ask about Boruto...)

This is just the core layout. I have posts on other things, too.

Tags (WIP):

conjecture: opinion / conclusion without proof or sufficient evidence

Asks:

About Naruto. I prefer to ignore Boruto.

“Asks” will be open or closed from time to time. May be non-anon most of the time when it’s open because I’m still working on my first anon ask (because it’s an extensive answer - see my “Will of Fire” series). It’s frustrating...

I take my time with answering asks that make me contemplate a lot. So, it could take months for me to answer…

Ask Masterpost

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artemisunicorn · 3 years

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Naruto Shippuden Openings Ranked

Aight y'all, I said I would do this months ago, so here we are.

Just like my last ranking post, I have no real reasons as to why I like this OP over that one. They're just poor reasons and explanations that I'll probably change my mind about after posting.

But yeah, this is gonna be a long post, so let's get to it.

Also just a disclaimer- I had a very difficult time ranking the openings, especially at the bottom. Just note that I like and enjoy every OP except one.

Actual ranking is below the cut because yay I can use my laptop to make posts now :D

Number 20 - Tsuki no Ookisa - OP 14

I always thought this was called “Size of the Moon” or something like that

This OP

Oh boy

I used to just hate this one with a passion

And I still do!

Okay not literally, but it’s still my least favorite

I see what they were going for

Red, black and white vibes

It’s….okay?

And the song

Yeeesh

It just doesn’t make me feel anything but the huge urge to skip it

I’m so sorry if you really like this OP but goodness I really don’t like it

It’s one of the only ones I don’t like vs don’t mind

I will say

The end though?

Where its showing the freeze frames of everyone

That looks great

Itachi at the beginning looks great

It definitely has its moments, but just not enough to make me really enjoy it

Number 19 - Hotaru no Hikari - OP 5

Or as I like to call it

SHA LA LA-

I already know y'all but to come for me on this one I'm sorry

This opening is,,,okay…

Now that I’ve seen all of them, I kinda have this bias of “I know what the next opening is and that’s a whole BANGER” so I kinda sleep on this one

But its not bad

I always love the Naruto and Sasuke parallel shots

Just not up there for me

Number 18 - Guren - OP 15

Another OP I lowkey just disregard after watching all of them because we all know what follows this one

But it’s not bad at all

I love the split screens

And then it all comes together

Kakashi and Obito’s split screen looks amazing

Actually, all of their shots look amazing

The song goes well with the visuals

I love the colors they used

Seeing Madara is always a treat

The shot of the hokage is good

But uhhh

Yeah that’s about all I got

Number 17 - Newsong - OP 10

Don't kill me plez

A lot of people don’t like this OP

I can see where they’re coming from

But it's goofy and wacky, and honestly not so bad

It ain’t nowhere near top tier, but I can enjoy it more times than not

The part where they’re running and do a lil jump

That took me out when I first saw it

The animation is supposed to accompany the wacky feel, and I feel that the animators had a lot of fun with this one

Overall, I don’t dislike this OP like most

I actually like it

But admittedly, it’s not strong

It’s very cute tho

It makes me smile

That team jutsu though

What the hell

I don’t know how I feel bout that

Also B falling

That was a nice addition

Also also Sasuke refused to be a part of this wacky ass OP which I love

Number 16 - Niwaka Ame ni mo Makezu - OP 13

This OP is fine

It doesn’t really do anything for me until the 5 Kage are shown fighting Madara

Which looks great by the way

But also gives me storm 3 war flashbacks

It’s pretty overall

Like all the parts with Naruto look really good

The individual shots of the 5 Kage and Sasuke are meh

I don’t really care for that part

Overall, ehhh

Number 15 - Moshimo - OP 12

I’m not gonna lie

I totally forgot about this OP

It’s fine

Nothing really excites me

I do like 2 parts though

Where Ay tries to punch Minato and he gets out of the way to fist bump baby B

And when Naruto is in the middle and it zooms out to show Kushina and Minato behind him

The song is good

Overall, okay opening

I was torn over whether to put this one above or below OP 13, but I decided above because I like the ending part more

Number 14 - Toumei Datta Sekai - OP 7

Another OP I really slept on

A lot of people really adore this one but I just don't see it??

It takes a second to kick off

It really only gets started for real when we see Pain and the trio’s flashbacks

After that, it’s pretty good

The music picks up, the visuals start getting quite interesting

And that Pain v Naruto moment where they just stare at each other and it shows both faces

Looks amazing

And of course, Kakashi brings some spice into the mix

It’s always a great time when we can see him in action

Makes me wish we got the girls v Konan though

But yeah, the shot with Naruto falling in

From then on, it's incredible

Number 13 - LINE - OP 18

From here on, these OPs are just the ones I love

This OP is a major breather

The song is very slow and nice

Visually, I love the choice in focusing on one thing at a time

Once character at a time

It looks very nice

The little destiny shard flying around

And I love how there’s variants in who interacts with the shard at the very end

My favorite is Itachi because he gives the shard to us and I’m not crying you are

It’s really pretty too

Not much to say here

I just really like it

It’s not top tier, but it’s a great OP nonetheless

Number 12 - Closer - OP 4

THAT SHOT AT THE BEGINNING

Where everyone is looking back

I absolutely love it

I absolutely must know if the budget was actually blown on Hidan spinning his scythe

The shot looks great though

Another vibe kinda opening

The ending is so cute with Naruto jumping in the air

they did that to cover the gaping hole in our hearts

ASUMA WHY

Also I completely forgot there was a second version until I saw it while pulling up the link

First version is better

Number 11 - Lovers - OP 9

That beginning part with the camera cutting and focusing on the three

Yeah that right there is great

And the explosion behind Killer B

Love that shit

They really went all out for the aesthetic kinda look

And it really pays off because the OP looks very very good

The song is pretty good too

But I probably wouldn’t listen to it outside of what’s in the OP

Every shot with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura on the divide is really good

Number 10 - Blood Circulator - OP 19

Ah the top 10

Another song that is hype asf

I honestly prefer the third version with Naruto and Sasuke

But even still, this OP is pretty great

It’s a lot better visually in the second version because there’s not a lot of lingering shots

I love the shots of Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi and Iruka

But I also love that the whole first version is summed up in no time in the second and we move onto better shots

But the third version is the best visually

With the fights and flashbacks

And the ending with Sasuke staring and Naruto crying and then they fight

That rasengan is great

But even still, all versions look pretty good

I really don’t have that much to say about this one

I enjoy it quite a lot

Number 9 - Hero’s Come Back!! - OP 1

Everybody and they mama be dancing to this I swear

It’s a bop and a half

Honestly what a great way to start the series

I’m bopping every time it comes on

And that shot of Gaara holding out his hand before he don’t feel so good

My heart

I mean, what else can I say about this one

It’s just great

3..2..1 MAKE SOME NOISE

Number 8 - Totsugeki Rock - OP 11

First things first

THE SONG????

IT’S A WHOLE BOP

EVERY TIME I HEAR IT

I GET SO HYPE

Naruto’s face at the beginning caught me off guard the first time I saw it

Visually, this OP isn’t bad at all

I actually really enjoy this OP a lot

It makes me dance and headbang lmao

I would say the song carries this one, but nah

The visuals really go well with the song

I really don’t have much to say about this one

It really is just so fun and hype

And I really love it

Number 7 - Kaze - OP 17

This OP is very pretty

It’s another one I slept on

It’s animated so well

All of the freeze frames we see are stunning

And it’s animated very well

Also long Kakashi segments always get extra points from me

And this one is gorgeous so even more points

I love the kinda traditional style they were aiming for with the textures

The cuts to the hand signs are good too

Also in sync with the music which y’all know I love

The aesthetics in general are just so lovely

NIGHT GUY YESSSS

HE LOOK AMAZING IN THIS STYLE

This OP has some of the best visuals in all of the OPs

I can’t even express how beautiful it looks

And seeing Minato and Rin slowly fade by as Obito falls and Kaguya is revealed

So good

The song goes well with the visuals too

The song in general slaps

Overall, very good

Number 6 - Distance - OP 2

YOU ARE MY FRIEND

Okay SUE ME, I’M A BITCH FOR DISTANCE OKAY

I just love this mcfuckin opening so much

It caught my attention when I first started watching Shippuden

And it’s very pleasing to look at

Also that “Thank you my friend”

Hits me every time

And overall it’s a vibe kinda opening

The walking scenes are the best

Not a lot going on on the eyes, but it still looks really good

Honestly, it’s probably my favorite OP, but it’s not the best OP

And I’m a sucker for the emotions

And this OP brings it hard

It’s definitely ranked higher than most would put it, but I can only put it so low

I love this OP so much

Number 5 - Karano Kokoro - OP 20

Holy fuck

This OP

Damn near brings me to tears every time

This OP was,,,,well,,the end

This was the conclusion of the story

And my goodness y’all

It still hits me in the feels

The visuals with this one carry it on home

It hits hard seeing everyone growing up

Let’s talk about the visuals shall we

Starting right from the beginning

Shikamaru just sitting as the music comes in

By the way, the music fits so well with everything

But yeah, seeing him just look up with this soft music just warming your heart

And then it cuts to the shogi board so we know exactly what he’s thinking about

Then to Sasuke

Sasuke

With everything that’s happened with him, just seeing him be able to just breathe

It’s everything y’all

And then we get to see Naruto’s stone face up there with the rest of the hokage and then to this lovely vibe

Naruto and Sasuke doing the hand sign that saved the world

"Tell me the story of your life"

That shit right there

They knew what they were doing when they chose this song y'all

InoShikaCho eating some barbeque

Kiba being loved to death by Akamaru and Hinata smiling

Do y’all see why this just makes me so happy yet?

Free Kakashi points

The shot of Naruto as hokage

That part got me good when I first saw it

And even a little now

Lee, TenTen, and Temari showing that they’ve still got it

The zoom in on InoShikaCho to Ino saving Sai

THE WHOLE EVOLUTION OF NARUTO AND SASUKE

THE HIGH FIVE

THE P I C T U R E

HOW ARE Y’ALL NOT CRYING

The story has finally come full circle

And there's finally peace

It’s just overwhelming happiness

I really love this OP so much

Number 4 - Blue Bird - OP 3

HABATAITARA MODORANAI TO ITTE

Blue Bird slaps

Visually, it’s absolutely incredible

Like that one part

Y’all know that part I’m talking about

Where Sasuke and Naruto do that parallel switch

*chefs kiss*

It’s just so good

AND THAT’S ONLY ONE PART

THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SO PERFECT

AND IT REALLY GOES SO WELL WITH THE SONG

Y’all better know by now how much I love the visuals synced with the music

And this song delivers on that

I know I have so much to say about this one, but I’m not gonna remember to say it until after I post

I prefer the second version (even though it’s just the same animation from Closer)

MEZASHITA NO WA

AOI AOI ANO SORA

Number 3 - Diver - OP 8

Let me get this out of the way

I LOVE Diver

It’s another OP that just always got my attention from the get go

They really calmed down with the visuals on this one

Instead opting to have the very pleasing gentle visuals that match so well with the song

And then he gets blasted out of the water and it gets SO GOOD UGH

All the hidden gems you don’t recognize until you rewatch it after seeing everything come together

I love that

And then Sasuke coming in to get all up in Naruto’s personal space just to fuckin chidori the shit out of him

It’s quite sad

But then his friends just lift him up

My heart

Then he wastes no time just rushing in to save Sasuke in the same 30 seconds as when Sasuke attacked him

It really shows his character

But also it was a whole direct reference to how Sasuke was looking over him back when he first left in the rain

That’s the subtle little hidden gems I love to see

Also the music just slaps so hard???

Like hello??

Who told y’all to make something so good????

And did I mention that I just love the visuals??

Number 2 - Sign - OP 6

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS MY SHIT

I REALIZE THE SCREAMING PAIN

HEARING LOUD IN MY BRAIN

BUT I’M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD WITH THE SCAR

*drums going ham and guitar absolute shredding*

CAN YOU HEAR ME

SO AM IIIIIIIIIII

Okay now that that’s out of the way,,

THIS SONG FUCKING GOES HARD Y’ALL

IT’S SO HYPE

I am ashamed to admit that I used to sleep on this OP

Wait….

Both Sign and Silhouette have people turning to look at the camera-

And they’re both so good…

Dare I say…

Is this a….SIGN

I’ll leave now..

The opening part with Jiraiya and Naruto and then Sasuke and Itachi

My heart y’all please

AND THEN THE CHORUS

AND THE VISUALS

Y’ALLLL

ALL THE SHIT WAS GOING DOWN IN THIS ARC

AND THE VISUALS STILL GET ME HYPED TO THIS DAY

EVERY MOMENT IS JUST GREAT

There really isn’t a single second where I wanna look away

I can’t gush about this OP enough y’all

It’s so damn good

Also y’all know I gotta mention the hair whip

I’ve never felt pain like I did for Jiraiya and Itachi

It still hurts

But the OP

It’s just amazing

It still gives me goosebumps

UGH OKAY OKAY I’M DONE GUSHING

OR ELSE I’LL GO ON FOREVER

OKAY ONE MORE THING

But as I’m rewatching all of the OPs for this, I just fell all the way in love with the show again because of this OP

Number 1 - Silhouette - OP 16

Speaking of silhouette

We all been knew

From the get go, it’s just a blast

The song and visuals are a match made in heaven

Oh, and don’t think I won’t be gushing about them individually

Firstly

The song

KANA-BOON need to chill bruh

This song is SO GOOD

A BANGER

A BOP

WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT

THEY WENT TOO HARD ON THIS SONG

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

AND THE LOOK OF THE OP???

STARTING WITH EVERYONE TURNING TO THE CAMERA ONLY FOR OBITO TO SHATTER IT WITH HIS LOOK

TO THE WHOLE SERIES RECAP UP TO THAT MOMENT

IT’S AMAZING

I CAN’T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS Y’ALL

The colors pop

It’s so pleasing to the eye

All of the transitions and smooth animations

Like Obito and Madara aging up (and down)

The quick flash of baby Kakashi and baby Obito before we even see Madara’s aging transitions

Y’all know I love the camera focus/glitch effect and it’s used a lot here

Naruto’s aging up while running

The switch between the static look to the smooth look

And the pencil drawn kinda look

They really went so hard on this OP

MADARA’S BREAKDANCE MOVES AND FLIPS?!?!??!

Everyone getting the cloak

That shot of Rin spinning in time with the music

ALL OF THE FAST CUTS OF WHAT’S TO COME AS THE GUITAR FINISHES UP THE SONG

Everything is always synced perfectly with the music and it really just makes it so much better

Especially because the song is so fast paced

To match up the visuals with individual words and not just full measures or half measures

Like just one example

Obito walking and him aging up

All synced with the music

Y’all

I can go on about this opening FOREVER

It’s a true masterpiece

Right, well that's my ranking. Took many hours but I'm pretty happy with it for now.

My ranking will be completely new by tomorrow morning

But yeah please hit me up if you disagree/agree with the ranking. I love discussing these kinds of things with people!

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