I make ONE post on my main, and all the pornbots start following me again 🙄 Doesn't happen on my Court of Darkness blog, just this one because???
Hello pornbots! I am asexual! Your princess is in another castle!
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2012 Splinter: *takes away his sons weapons*
TMNTFandom: OMGEE LOOK AT THIS TOTAL JERK TRYING TO KILL HIS SONS. HE HAD TO KNOW THEY MIGHT LEAVE THE LAIR BEHIND HIS BACK AND GET INTO TROUBLE AND YET HE TAKES AWAY THEIR WEAPONS???!
Rise Splinter: *takes away their weapons*
TMNTFandom: Splints means well. He grounded them. Sure, they sneak out a bunch, but it’s not his fault if they get into trouble. It’s unfair to blame him for his sons’ actions :(
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May I present to you Sparkly Mario and Luigi! 😍❤️✨💚✨
These were part of a kids show that took place this afternoon at a department store from my town. They have this massive Christmas bow decoration on top of the building, and every year they host a show for kids, along with fireworks and other surprises, and this year the kids show was about Super Mario Bros. and it was the cutest shit 💖
The story is simple: everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is getting ready for Christmas, until Bowser steals the Christmas Star, and without it, Santa Claus won't be able to see his way and no one will get their gifts, so Mario, Luigi and their friends must stop Bowser and retrieve the star.
They eventually manage to capture Bowser, just when Santa arrives where they are. The King of the Koopas reveals that he stole the star in revenge because since he was a kid, he always waited for Santa, but the latter never arrived; this was because Bowser has always been in the Naughty List due to his actions always endangering others, but this time Santa reveals that someone sent him a letter talking nice things about Bowser, and asking Santa to give him a gift this year. So Santa gives Bowser a cute microphone because he loves singing (like in the movie, lol), so Bowser thanks him. The twist? It was Luigi! It was freakin' Luigi the one who sent Santa the letter saying all of that nice shit about Bowser! It was him who sacrificed his right to a gift so Bowser could get one of his own this Christmas! And what does Bowser do when he learns this? JUST LOOK!
THEY HUGGED! These people knew what they were doing, hahahaha 😍😍😍🥹💚
Look at how happy my boi is after his good deed 🥹💚💚💚💚💚 He deserved the world.
Oh! And this has to be my favorite picture from the show:
The actor wearing the costume made sure to make Luigi extra cute for this show (and he was the one with the best dance moves too.) I also love how it looks as if Bowser is looking at Luigi with a huge smile. Everything in this picture is so cute and perfect 😍🥹💚✨💚✨💚✨
Tumblr only allows to post 10 pics at a time, and I have more of these that I couldn't post, so if you want to see them, you can DM me... Or I could just simply make another post, haha 😜
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Mario headcanons 2
Even though he is a hero, Mario has nightmares and pain from the battles he fought, but he doesn't want anyone to know so they don't get worried and call him weak.
He has a passion for cats, in this case it reminded me of Bowser's fury.
He is very shy when he is with someone he loves, in this case he blushes when he is with Peach or Geno.
He doesn't like Haru, not because he's Peach's ex, but because he's annoying and mean.
Mario has asked himself several times about his sexuality, even though he is bisexual, sometimes he feels like he is pansexual.
He loves talking to Yoshi about how they met.
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HERE’S WHAT Y’ALL’VE BEEN WAITING FOR‼️‼️
Drum roll please 😌✨
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TADA‼️
@neuro-toxinnn for Beebs from Monkey Wrench!
@shiftyyyy for Baroness Von Bon Bon from Cuphead!
@noodletime for Po from Kung Fu Panda!
@komalatea for Steamboat Willie from…..Disney(?) (I’ll just say that but thanks!)
@alaskacoolkid1 for Hatsune Miku from-….sorry I also don’t know what to say here- 😅
AND @moon9931 for Yoshi from Super Mario Bros!!
I hope I did these characters justice, and I hope you like them!!
And Thank you so much for the wonderful suggestions, it was a really tough discussion to make but I hope you like how it came out still, have a wonderful day guys! <:] 💞💞
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Always fun when you discover a dope-ass band, only to learn that they were a one album wonder from the time you were in high school 🙄 (I'm referring to Ocean is Theory here.) What I wouldn't give to have have more of that sound, between them, Anberlin, Ivoryline, Seabird.
At least Acceptance came back for a bit. Does Tooth and Nail have anything good at the moment aside from Off Road Minivan? They kinda sound like Brand New. They're neat.
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Y'all, "Big Brawl - Part 1" was so funny to me. It's like sneaking into your dad's high school reunion and figuring out he—and also your grandpa, apparently??—was captain of the football team and the most popular kid in school. But wait! There's more! You also find out that he went toe to toe with the school's biggest baddest bully and had to be saved by Some Dude™️. And then, surprise! The principal likes your dad so much that he's gonna let you play on the football team, too. And the principal's son, who tried to kill you once, doesn't want to kill you anymore (sus) and wants to help you out (double sus). I haven't even watched the other parts yet since this one was so bonkers to wrap my head around.
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