#YOOOOO THIS FUCKS

[ef-1]

George Russell's Special helmet for China 🇨🇳❤️‍🔥 featuring a Tiger for the year he was born and a Dragon 🐅🐉

#YOOOOO #THIS IS SO FUCKING STUNNING #MY FAVOURITE HELMET IN A WHILE FR???? #f1 #george russell #chinese gp 2024

[abracadav-r]

i can't be one of those ppl who are like "5e sucks, play ad&d" bc look at this new art of halaster

#like yooooo? #also i'm old enough to have played ad&d while the stuff was new(ish) so i guess i lack the nostalgia #anyway this fucks #sorry to be shitposting ig #i like this depiction of his robe of eyes

[arise-children-angel-is-here]

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF THE WEEK IT IS!!!! Happy flat Frick friday!!!!!

#flat fuck friday #yooooo its here #lol lmao #proceeds to jammie jam #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie

[cooliotony]

Velvet x F reader oneshot!! requested

No warning, entirely fluff

You & ur gf Velvet go SHOPPING (YAY)

sorry for holding this off for so long😭

"Hey uhm can we go shopping 😐" u ask ur gf Velvet, of course she replied with yes and youu didn't have to ask but, you wanted to make sure.

She's been feeling more stressed out lately:( Opening fanmail, being nice to fans, song ideas, etc is ALOT of work, so it drained Velvet out! So u decided a small break would be the perfect thing for her, & u were right!

U both got jewelry & clothing, some bags, makeup, nail polish, she even got a spa for the both of u 😮

After putting all the bags in the car & going back inside, she decided to give a break from shopping (and a break to the poor assistants arms☠️) with icecream

After the sun set in the distance u both decided to go back, cuddling up in her room & falling asleep. Organizing & putting up everything will be tomorrow's job.

GUYS PLEASE GIVE ME TIPS MAYBE😰😰

#trolls velvet #velvet and veneer #velvet trolls #trolls veneer #veneer angst #veneer x kid ritz #veneer x reader #i love velvet so much #velvet x reader #so cool #woah #yooooo #yoooooooo #this is so cool #epic #im slowly going insane #im slowly losing my sanity #im slowly losing my mind #im sleepy #im sleeby #velvet is so fucking hot omg im like busting

[endreal]

The "ancient high tech civilization" trope that SFF likes to play with a lot is cool and all, but sometimes I wish there'd just be more general love for "ancient different tech civilization" and it's still weird as hell to the contemporary characters but, like, not all modernity/tradition-y about it.

#This post brought to you by me thinking about how textile materials were largely regionalized for a lot of human history #could you imagine being a person from. idk. the linen part of the world seeing someone wearing kapa for the first time #That combined moment of what the Fuck are you wearing??? and YOOOOO that is so cool!!! #Alternatively: 'what's that?' 'database says it's a plough' 'not like any plow I've ever used' 'then you'd have been a shit farmer here'

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

part 2 to this omo thought i made bit ago: (cw for sfw omo and omutsu, this time it isnt just mentioned theres actual diapers here now lmao)

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after returning home the rest of the night is quiet and basic for A, they even head to bed early due to the stress the evening has caused.

B on the other hand was working pretty consistently that night to fully implement the new rules for A. Sending out an order to retrieve a few items in the process

by the time the clock struck 2 in the morning everything was already in perfect motion.

...

When A woke up that morning they were met with the regular full feeling they usually had in the mornings. groaning, as their bed was sooooo warm, they sat up and rubbed their eyes. Like clockwork they put on slippers to shield their feet from the cold and then walked over to the door to their en-suite. strangely though, they found it wouldn't open. hm... maybe the door was stuck? they would figure it out later.

heading downstairs they attempted to open the bathroom on that floor. stuck again, they huffed to themselves and crossed their arms. how odd. 'Someone must be using it,' they supposed, 'i guess i'll have to wait for awhile then.'

as they turned around to head towards their kitchen, they bumped into B.

"up early I see, good. there's lots to do today. Coffee is nearly ready and i'll prepare your breakfast in a moment, but theres something we must attend to. follow me" B gestures to follow and then heads upstairs,

A tilts their head to the right and follows "is this about... what you said last night?"

"the rules and protection? yes. yes it is" they respond without even looking back.

A gulps but holds their head high.

They end up inside of a room A very rarely goes in, it's the guest bedroom at the end of the hall upstairs. Usually it's neat and tidy with almost nothing in it aside from a bed, side table, and dresser, but a few items and packages are placed neatly around, and on the bed is a new bed spread, and A's clothes that were picked out for them, normally this would be on A's bed for after A ate breakfast....

A shoots B a glance "what is this?"

"i would assume you wouldn't want someone else seeing these items in your bedroom, so I feel like its only natural they'd be in here. We don't get visitors anyway"

A raises an eyebrow "why are my clothes here?"

"you'll see, now why don't you undress and I can help you put these on"

"help me?" A takes a step back "why would I need help putting on clothes"

"it's just so I can show you how to use a couple things. It's not like I haven't seen you naked before."

A huffs, "fine."

after a moment A begins to take off their pajamas, until theyre in just their underwear, then they go to take the neatly folded pants layed out on the bed.

B tsks "underwear too"

A looks at B in confusion, searching for an ounce of joking in their features but they only get their regular professional monotone look. "go on" they say with a wave of their hand

A sighs and slowly slides down their underwear, the cold suddenly bringing back their need to use the toilets. quickly they go to the stack of clothes again, but this time B grabs their arm

"have a seat on the bed for me."

A does so against their better judgment, thinking that questioning everything would just prolong their wait for the toilet

from the bottom of the stack, b takes a pastel pink bundle and begins to unravel it. revealing it in all it's glory

"is that a diaper? you've got to be joking. im not putting that on! i'm a grown ass person and I can control my own bladder!"

B raises an eyebrow and then looks down at A's legs, theyre crossed tightly and jiggling non-stop "uh huh. You're very convincing."

A scoffs and looks away "the sarcasm is not appreciated."

B "well let's look at it my way, You are an adult person who's clearly got more potty training to do as you never go when you need to and always have accidents in the most inconvenient of times. and I'm stuck with cleaning up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up for you, but seriously I'd rather a single garment then a puddle ruined furniture."

a beat of silence passes and then A looks down and whines in distaste "I don't want to wear it..."

B lifts up their chin "I promise you it wont be so bad, just try this for me alright?"

A's eyes meet B's, and is suddenly unable to resist "ohhhh.... ok fine..."

B lights up a bit and smiles "very good, now lay back so i can put this on you"

hesitating, A looks away and brings their hand to cover their mouth "hmmm..." they try to bring themselves to ask for the bathroom first, but all that comes out is a soft whine

"come on now, are you so helpless that i need to push you on the bed aswell?" B chuckles gently, a comforting sound "theres nothing to be concerned about, I promise the sooner we get this on, the sooner we can move onto other things" They bring a hand to A's chest and gently pushes them on their back

they land with a soft thud "oof-", they squeeze their legs an wiggle a bit at the wave that was brought on by the change in position, then they hear a soft crinkle of the bed underneath, "hey what's with the bed spread?"

B speaks as they gather a bag from the other side of the room "oh yes, i've put down a water proof mattress protector underneath the sheets, its just for emergencies, you know. in case you leak while you're being changed"

A brings their hands to their face and groans in embarrassment, this was all so humiliating.

B brings the bag over and then gets to work, lifting up A's legs and sliding the padding underneath their bum. they place the legs back down and spread them slightly, preventing A from squirming, and they apply a lotion and powder to the area before expertly taping the garment into place

"there, now you may put your clothes on"

A is stunned by how quick the proccess actually went, they go to sit up and run a hand around the padding o see how it feels. its thick around their waist and crotch, spreading their legs apart slightly, but it would easily be hidden by a waist coat, thick pants or a long enough skirt. the size is no problem, but the sound...

Every time they move, they emit a crinkle, it's deafening and embarrassing... they go to grab their day clothes to see if a pair of pants would dampen the sound any.

as they stand up B begins to speak again,

"now, as I said before I do have some new rules in mind."

A scoffs "yeah yeah, lets get them over with"

B clears their throat "Alright... if you need a change just tell me, but I will check you every so often even if you don't. If you need the restroom just let me know I have every bathroom locked aside from the one in the maids quarters. there are more private supplys in there and I didn't think you'd want the other help to know about this. just let me know and i'll unlock it for you"

"why can't I just have a key?"

"you have a track record of losing things, you wouldn't want to lose the key to your own toilet would you?"

A grumbles as they button up their shirt

"didn't think so. if you need a change we are out you are to let me know immediately so I can find a suitable place as soon as possible. you got all that?"

"yes mom" A rolls their eyes as they smooth down their clothes

B smiles lightly and pats A on the back "i'm proud of you for not giving me too much trouble with this, I know this must be doing numbers on your pride"

A blushes "yeah yeah. whatever let's just-" before A can finish their sentence, a huge wave washes over them, they whimper a bit trying to squeeze their legs, but the padding keeps them from getting too much relief.

B looks over "is there something you need" they ask expectantly

"n- no i-!" a small spurt dribbles into the padding and they swallow hard. even though they want to ignore it and move on, they cant. denying their needs is what brought them to this position in the first place they lower their head and play with the hem of their shirt "a- actually... may I go to the toilet.... please?" A says just above a mumble

B smiles faintly "of course you may" b places their hand on the small of A's back and leads them to the nearest bathroom

A whispers a thank you as b places their hand on the small of A's back and leads them to the nearest bathroom. as they reach the top floors bathroom, b pulls out a key and goes to unlock it, A watches as they hop from foot to foot.

the moment it's open A rushes inside and locks the door, another small leak is quickly absorbed into the padding, "ooohhhh..." they whimper out

they pull down their pants and go to pull down their diaper, but its too tight around their waist to go down.

"oh no... come on!" a struggles with it a few more times before deciding it just wont work, they go to pick at the tapes instead

a few more spurts spread into their diaper, turning the front a faded yellow. no matter how hard they pull at the tapes it wont come off. tears spread in their eyes as they whimper and whine

a knock comes from the door "is everything alright?"

A bites back a sob, and holds themselves, pressing the damp diaper into themselves to offer some form of relief "it- it wont come off!!!"

"may I come in and help?"

"um... yes please."

a jingle is heard as B unlocks the door from the outside and enters, finally catching a glimpse of A, who is a pitiful sight to behold.

"oh dear, come here A, let me help"

A shuffles closer, and b kneels down to untape the tapes, which do in fact seem to be stuck "oh my.. i may have underestimated the tapes on these ones. maybe I should get a different brand next time" b mutters to themself "I may have to go get some scissors, can you wait for me?" B looks up at A expectantly,

A wants to say that they can, but suddenly their bladder makes the decision for them. A chokes back a sob and holds onto the wall to support themselves as their legs shake, a hiss is heard as their diaper is filled and relief and embaressment washes over A. tears trickle down their cheeks and drip onto the ground as they sniffle pitifully.

B stands up again and goes to rub A's back, genuinely feeling bad "oh dear.... I'm sorry A, are you alright?"

A sniffles and whines "i nearly made it..."

B smiles "yes, and you actually admited you needed the restroom this time. I'm proud of you, you are making good progress"

"but I still had an accident..."

B brushes a hair out of A's face "that's ok, its mostly my fault for providing you with diapers with tapes that stick together like they were glued."

A chuckles lightly and wipes their eyes, they shift their weight and realize how icky they feel "um..."

B tilts their head "yes?"

"may I be changed now....?" A says, mumbling.

smiling, B pats their back "of course my dear."

-the end, part 3 coming maaaaaybe?????? idk-

#yooooo welcome back to we dont fucking proof read episode 1 million #enjoy the piss diapers #i feel a lil weird writing this cuz omu is really self indulgent and sfw for me #and it sometimes crosses into other territory in my head #so im nervous about posting this but i hope its good and doesnt suck #this took me way too long to write lol #omorashi #omutsu #omocute #fictomo #fandomo #darlingdoesntspeak

[sashimiyas]

is it really just me who is occasionally incapacitated by the thought of iwaizumi saying hella for the first time

#reinas.inretrograde #he walks out with his friends and one of this goes ‘dude. that exam was so hard.’ #iwaizumi hooks his thumbs against the strap of his backpack. head bent down. he nods as they all slowly shuffle out of the classroom #in a stunned stupor. ‘hella fucking hard’ iwaizumi agrees. #the curse words is not new. hajime had learned that easily. but hella?! hella?! one of his friends wraps an arm around his thick neck in an #effort to throw him into a headlock. its only because hajime is so affected by the exam that his back bends easily. another friend ruffles #his hair. ‘yooooo hajime! what was that? its like you’re really from cali.’

[juneviews]

I genuinely adore gl sm bruh 😭

#axelle rants #23.5 #23.5 the series #this episode was PERFECT #I was screaming the whole time we got so many good moments ahhhhh!!! #l want to literally gif every scene but I watched the ep late & also am so sleepy so I think everything has already been giffed lol #but yooooo #finally a good ass fucking gl bless 🙏🙏🙏 #HOWEVER the fact that no one is in my dm's talking to me about this show is crazy like... HELLO MY ASKBOX IS OPEN LET'S TALK!!!

[m1d-45]

I've been withholding this urge of going full aunt/uncle on Gaming, to squish his cheeks together and cooing at this BABY.

But NO MORE! NO MORE, SAY I!

(But, heh, BUTT, since Gaming has yet to be UNLEASHED UPON THIS WORLD, i would do with EVERYONE, so here, a SQUISH for YOU, a Squish for -shroom, a Squish for Cig, and a Squish FOR EVERYONE, YOU GET A SQUISH, HE GETS A SQUISH, EVERYBODY COME GET A SQUISH!)

-🥘Stew

give in. squish the gaming. it’s good for your mental health.

#m1d : [chats] #stew🥘 anon #GA MING MY DARLING EVER HES SO VERY #i WILL c6 him on xiaos banner #plus i have the guaranteed #holy shit i have a guaranteed xiao #YOOOOO IM FUCKING WINNING #aside from the fact that he’s second phase #THAT DOESNT MATTER GUARANTEED XIAO LETS GOOO

[aljeensane]

sir, this is Wendy's 🧍🏽‍♀️

#harry hart #kingsman #galahad #agent galahad #golden circle #secret service #what the fucking fuck #yooooo #WHY THE HELL DID HE SAY THAT?! IT #YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME OMG

[proj-sh4dow]

WHAGSIQGSUEGDJVEJWGDURVWJDGE

HOOLYY SHITT

SHADOWWWW SHAD SHADOE SH AD A

AAAAAAAA YESSSSS

#I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED #YOOOOO #DUDE I #RAAARARARARAJDHWJ #JDBEIDGEJGFUFGWKDNKSYFBEUNSKD #sth #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #sonic x shadow generations #I am so hyped #shadow fans rise #shadz.txt

[eggs-can-draw]

Wait so do Makoto and Komaru have a secret younger brother in the fnaf au? Also is Byakuya a cop or is he just like a friend one of them brought along (I just watched the fnaf movie yesterday and AHHHH)

Komaru and Makoto's missing brother is Hajime in this au, and goes from a younger sibling to the oldest because yeah Togami isnt a cop and is instead just. someone who owns the property. (he still has a gun tho)

#eggs can answer #katethevampire #I know im late as hell to answer this but YOOOOO FNAF MOVIE #i pirated it (in true foxy spirit) and I keep fucking watchign it I cannot be stopped #danganronpa #fnaf au #Hajime Hinata #Byakuya Togami

[locustsend]

pray there ain't no arrogance in me, no fairest entity

#locust.png #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #my sims #killian raith #yooooo i hate this smug mfs face so bad #i did some painting over to just fuck around and i like it #could certainly do better next time #good thing i have seventy million screenshots of him 😁

[arthrobug]

Anyways on a different note: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE'S 'JOKE' THEORY THAT GLAMROCK FREDDY WAS MICHAEL AFTON WAS TRUE HOLY FUCK ITS TRUE

GLAMROCK FREDDY IS MICHAEL AFTON HOLY FUU-

#fnaf #fnafsb #michael afton #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddys security breach #glamrock freddy #GLAMROCK FREDDY IS MICHAEL AFTON HOLY FUCK #I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY CANON ECLIPSE THAT I DIDNT SEE T H A T YOOOOO #bugbrain #arthrobug #bugbrain bumblings

[there-will-be-a-way]

Fucked up even more than I thought I would. The weed person wasn't rechable today (neither by knocking at her door twice a day nor by calling her) so I ended up compromising by drinking enough beer and wine to make me feel like throwing up. So much about sobriety. While spending time with my roommate I thought, "Well, this'll end in the ER again." Not today, but in the long run. Because I've reached the point in addiction where one drop of beer ends with me drinking for days and days, while using other substances, until I'm so physically addicted that going cold turkey is dangerous 🙃

#personal posts #tw addiction #tw relapse #god put a curse on me and it's that men twice my age fall in love with me & want to fuck me #no further words needed #good night #(still tipsy and I'll have to write a poem about this evening because otherwise lmao rip) #(I'm making fun of it but it's actually devastating #just know that I'm fully aware I keep ruining things) #did I build this ship to wreck (as florence welsh would put it)? #yes. #always. #but still no need to worry #I'll be fine #i I always work things out #and am okay in the end #I'm a cockroach #even death can't kill me yooooo #tw alcohol #tw drinking #tw emetophobia #I was seven weeks sober ⚰✝️

[queenofstupid]

IT IS DONE MY FELLOW ASRIEL ENTHUSIATS.

#asriel dreemurr #flowey #flowey undertale #asriel undertale #animation #undertale fanart #undertale animation #utdr #my fucking art yooooo #LollipopXVII #Youtube