#YEEEAH HAPPY FOURTH

[dcviated]

@more-than-a-princess sent: Hopefully she had gotten this right. "Okay, so I have gathered the following for today," Sonia began, taking items out of various bags and boxes and placing them in front of Wylan. "American sausages, American sausage bread," she began, picking up a package of uncooked hot dogs and hot dog buns. "Why are there not the same number of sausages as there are breads for them? How odd. Oh, and apparently hamburgers are important today, so I have included those and their breads. Now, there is also ketchup, this bright yellow condiment that is apparently mustard, this bright orange sliced thing that is apparently cheese, crisps, cupcakes with red and blue frosting and toothpicks featuring the American flag, and the light American Bud lager." But that wasn't all. With a small grunt, Sonia heaved the last box onto the table and opened the lid: full of fireworks, most unlikely to be sold even in the most remote American fireworks shops. "So, I am rather puzzled: do Americans blow up this food on the Fourth of July? I believe I have all the components to American independence here but how are they enjoyed?" She just wanted to take part in celebrating some of Wylan's heritage, even if America's customs were rather confusing sometimes. At least this holiday did not require mandatory chocolate: she did not trust the Americans with that anymore, except for their delicious peanut butter chocolate confections. Those, Sonia had to admit, were brilliant.

Out of place, might be the best way to put it. Using one of the open fields around the royal palace for a small (not so) private celebration of American Excellence could be considered blasphemy at that. Wylan is dressed the part of course. Rather than his usual suit and coat that he chose to don when going around in public he's dressed to the 5s. Or the Five-Oh, as it were. Stained white tank top with torn off jeans and a belt buckle that can (and might) be used as a murder weapon. Flipflops and socks. Perfect.

About the only American thing he isn't doing is carrying. This is actually unique compared to his usual, but not out of respect for any laws. Depending on who you asked he didn't exactly have much respect for Novoselic in general, which would be wrong, because he's a puppy for the crown princess. And behind his extravagant public image he was a force for helping out education and children's issues. To say nothing to how he has the uncanny ability to keep Sonia smiling.

All this wrapped up around the small 'barbeque' he set up himself. Charcoal grill, set of cheap aluminum tools, and a wooden picnic table to eat at. Sonia may have brought some beer, but Wylan already had that ready to go if the cooler of ice and Yuengling was anything to go by. That's fine and dandy. Another step of American Excellence would be drinking more than necessary.

"Oh good, you got most everything else we needed then. Such a good helper you are." Wylan chimes happily, possessing none of the mannerisms necessary for his technical 'cosplay' of American Excellent Male #5. "You even brought fancy cups. Look at this! These fireworks! Mwahahaha." An eager rubbing of hands together as he passes by for inspection, making sure to apply a thorough smoocha to Sonia's head before sweeping in and getting things out and set up on the table. A tantalizing display if there ever was one no we're not talking about Sonia.

"Uhhh. I mean. Nobody's stopping us from blowing up the food... you even got some M80s in here, which'd do the trick. But! Plan of action is an old fashioned grill. Have I grilled before? Don't give me that look~" He dismisses her concern should there have been any. "Just because I can't cook doesn't mean I can't grill. I know what a good 'dog looks like, and the same goes for a burger. You got enough here to feed a good few people... and by my guess... yeah, about a dozen security guards are gonna flood in once we set off the fireworks. So yeah. Plenty. A dog and burg for each."

Assured nodding before he starts going about packages, ripping things open and getting everything set out. The charcoals were already white and hot and ready. So was Wylan.

Pulling out a bottle of Yuengling and swiping the bottlecap off with a sword-like swing of the spatula, Wylan holds up a hand in toast.

"Happy America Day, babe. We're gonna make this one nobody forgets." Who knows how much trouble he's about to get in? This is a little louder and more dramatic than his usual antics after all. But so long as Sonia was around... he'd have the usual line of defense. To everyone else's chagrin. After all, good chance that the parents are gonna see this particular show.

#morethanaprincess #muse :: wylan #inbox :: answered ic #YEEEAH HAPPY FOURTH #🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆

[takaraphoenix]

MCU for the ask game

Thanks for asking! ^-^ (do DC. Do DC to balance it *pushy* xD)

the first character i ever fell in love with: like the MCU. strictly the MCU. Then it’s gotta be Tony Stark. Otherwise, overall Marvel would be Peter Parker

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Steve Rogers. Strictly MCU speaking. Used to like the guy. But ever since CW he just... yeah I’m still not over that watch me be a bitter cunt for the rest of time about it, I don’t care

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Steve and Tony. For the above mentioned reasons

my ultimate favorite character™: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK

prettiest character: ooof dude don’t ask me that in a franchise where they Exclusive Cast Pretty People and average looking brunette white dudes... Like? Have you looked at Sif? Gamora? Gods Gamora kills me. Hope, like have you seen her arms oh damn. Carol in Enfgame just flat-out murdered me. And then there is Okoye. Like. Don’t make me choose!!!

my most hated character: mmmh W@nda

my OTP: Tony and Loki, yeeep

my NOTP: I recently stumbled over Tony and Wanda as a ship??? And??? Do not want?

favorite episode: Movie. Mh. Like, Iron Man 1 because I’m boring?

saddest death: TONY STARK. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

favorite season: Meaning phase? Then Phase 1. It was just... the best

least favorite season: lol that upcoming fourth phase, literally nothing about that even remotely interests me...

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: uh I mean not “everyone” but oddly enough a lot of people do seem to like MCU!Wanda a lot. Like, not general!Wanda but specifically MCU?? And I...??????????

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: yeeeah that’s Loki

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: PETER PARKER!

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: Rocket/Quill. Damn was I deep into that ship when Guardians first hit. Still have some attachment to it

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Happy and Pepper!

#Marvel #MCU #Fandom Ask Game #send me asks #elements1999

[septic-dr-schneep]

JSE Commission - Stepping Stones

Summary: Commission for @luvstoriesatstoplights2. After a car accident robs him of his legs, his family and his joy, Chase copes through entries in his journal. Perhaps, with time and effort, he can heal through them too.

April 11th

Well…hey there, diary, it’s Chase Brody. That sounds stupid already, but I’m writing with this pen Jackieboy got me, so I can’t go back and fix it. Whatever.

Apparently having a diary or a journal is supposed to be therapeutic. If I need to clear my head, I can just write down whatever I’m thinking about here, put it all out where it’s private and I don’t have to worry about anyone else judging me for it. Jackieboy says it’s gonna help with my healing, but I don’t think he gets it. It’s my legs that need healing and writing here isn’t going to do anything about that. I’m trying it just so he’ll stop bringing it up.

So…I’m supposed to talk about what’s going on in my head. Honestly, it’s the same old stuff kicking up because I’m too depressed to put it all behind me. Yay, me!

I’m not feeling great.

I dreamt about it all again this morning—the same old dream about the crash. It woke me up before Schneep came in, but I tried to look like I was still sleeping. After dreaming all night about those paramedics dragging me out of the van, I didn’t really want his help. Pretty simple to understand. But if I’d let him go without getting me up, I’d have to just lie there and think about the dream for ages until he came back to try again. Who knows when that would be?

I wish it was just a dream, but every time I wake up and I try to turn over to get away from it, I can’t.

I just…

I wish Stacy was with me.

Anyway, Schneep was really gentle today—a lot nicer than yesterday, at least. To be fair, I know I wasn’t exactly cooperative when it came to the whole showering thing. They finally got it fully modified so I can roll in with the chair and Schneep’s been saying for a while that towel baths aren’t “efficient” enough.

He probably just wants me to start becoming more independent, which, yeah, is a good thing, but then he was telling me how much it cost to get it changed. Yeeeah, telling me how much trouble you’re going to for me really helps to boost the self-esteem, buddy. So I told him I was sorry if I took up too much of his precious budget; maybe it would’ve been cheaper if he’d let me try and crawl there. I think I startled him, but that didn’t last long. We got in a big fight about it and…well, let’s just say I never showered.

It wasn’t a good day for either of us. I know it was a misunderstanding and I know I hurt Schneep’s feelings with everything else I said, so I can’t really blame him for biting back. But now he’s being all quiet and tiptoeing around me and I feel bad for making him feel bad about it.

Wow. I guess I did have a lot on my mind.

***

April 23rd

Counseling sucks.

How do they expect me to sit there and talk about everything with this lady who’s walking around on her own two feet? And Marvin’s right there in the room watching! It’s not like I’m going to open up at all with him there, but I don’t want him to leave me alone with her either.

Basically I stalled and went around in circles as much as I could until we ran out of time. I’m pretty sure both of them knew what I was doing, but what’s weird is they didn’t try to stop me. Marv barely said a word at all, and the lady just kept asking questions in this really irritating “patient voice”. Does she practice that every morning? She’s got to, there’s no way she could grate on me that much without putting a lot of effort into it.

Counseling’s never done anything for me. Didn’t stop Stacy either, did it?

The shrink’s voice sounds like hers and I hate it.

***

April 30th

Talked to Schneep and Jackie and I’m trying a different counselor today. We’ll see how it goes.

***

May 17th

The kids finally convinced Stacy to let them call. I cried, I couldn’t help it. Why has she made them wait so long? I’ve missed so much! I HATE FEELING LIKE I’M NOT THERE FOR THEM!

I hate not being there for them.

Connor doesn’t like it at their new school. He says there are bullies, but Brianna’s been trying to stick up for him. Just about gave me a heart attack when she said she got hurt…No nine-year-old should be getting her arm broken at school to protect her brother. What are you thinking, Stacy? Their old school was the best one for them! Oh, but because it’s closer to me and you don’t want to be within a fifty-mile radius of a “burden”, you take them there? Great, awesome, mother of the year!

…Getting off track.

Bri said they decorated the cast to be really pretty. I keep imagining it like the armrests on my chair, with all the smiley faces and heart stickers they put on.

I miss them.

***

June 11th

I can’t do this anymore, I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T

WHY CAN’T I DO ANYTHING ON MY OWN?

I HATE MYSELF

I HATE BEING USELESS

I HATE NEEDING HELP

I HATE EVERYTHING

***

June 12th

Haven’t gotten out of bed. Marv came in to keep me company. I don’t deserve him. I’m pathetic.

He’s asleep now.

I wish I could fall asleep that easily. I wanna sleep without dreaming about it anymore. I close my eyes for one second and all I see is the bridge and the black ice. I hear the kids and Stacy screaming and crying and I can’t move. I can’t do a thing.

I’m tired.

***

July 10th

Showering’s gotten a little easier. Well, no, not easier, but I’m more used to it. Schneep’s pretty proud.

While I was waiting for the water to warm up and he was off getting a change of clothes for me, I turned myself around and tried a wheelie for a minute. That was…actually kinda fun, even if I ran into the counter like an idiot.

I miss doing stunts. I never actually put up a video explaining what happened; I haven’t even gone on to find out if the channel still has any subscribers. Should get to that sometime, just to see.

***

July 24th

Counseling was actually kinda nice today. It was good to get some things off my chest.

He asked if I still felt guilty for needing the others to help me.

It’s weird, but I’m not really sure. It’s just…life now.

***

August 15th

I can’t believe I’m actually considering this.

Marv took me somewhere a few days ago. Said he wanted to show me this amazing surprise and that he knew I’d love it, which is kind of ironic. I reminded him that it was his birthday, not mine, but he said this would be a gift to himself too, if we were lucky. What’s that supposed to mean?

He took me to this paralytic training center and there were a ton of people in wheelchairs there playing sports—swimming, tennis and basketball and volleyball, even horseback riding. I had no idea that was a thing! It was a surprise, that’s for sure. Marvin kept watching me to see my reaction. Yes, Marv, I noticed; you’re not exactly subtle.

I was…I don’t know, maybe a little mad at first. I thought it was his way of saying, “This is where you should be by now! Why haven’t you been making progress like they are?” But we kept watching it all happen and when our guide left us alone for a minute, he looked at me and…he was crying.

He hasn’t cried since the accident. Not that I’ve seen, at least. But before I could ask if he was okay, he asked me, “Is something like this what you might want someday?”

Like he was giving me a choice. I haven’t had a choice to make for myself in a while now, least not when it comes to the chair, so to think that I could somehow choose to end up like those people…To be asked if I wanted to…I’ll be honest, that scared me a little.

I’m still scared, cause…I think it might be.

I think I do want that.

I’m actually considering Bro Average again and it terrifies me.

***

August 22nd

I’m heading back to the studio. I’m probably insane.

***

September 9th

Got the last of the ramps secured today and I think I like them so far. I’ve been doing some more with the wheelies and planning a few different kinds of spins that I can practice.

The crew is pretty happy that I’ve been calling them again, and the others are excited! Well, Jackieboy and Marvin are. Schneep’s nervous, I can tell, but I just have to keep telling him that I want to go somewhere. I want to make myself good for something. Bro Average was the most fun I ever had and I want to have it again, even if it’s different.

Maybe if When I put out my first wheelchair video, Brianna and Connor could see it. <3

***

September 27th

Why does this have to be so HARD? “Oh, sure, I can do all these tricks and do something useful with my life!” That’s it, smart guy, go ahead and break your face and a camera while you’re trying to impress everyone! I’m supposed to know this stuff by now! I’ve been practicing it for weeks!

Why do I even bother setting goals? I’m just gonna fall short like I always do! Too many expectations for half a man, right, Stacy?

Why did I ever think I could do this again?

***

October 7th

It’s eating at me all the time. Everything I did wrong. I’m gonna try it again.

***

November 25th

I LANDED THREE HANDPLANTS! I LANDED THREE HANDPLANTS IN! A!! ROW!!! Tried to make it a fourth, but it didn’t work out. Jackieboy almost tried to help me when he saw me start skidding, but Marvin kept him back. Said I needed to take the hit and get back up, and I did. At least I didn’t cry like a baby this time, haha. Actually, I haven’t done that in a while. It’s felt pretty good <3

Anyway, the video’s coming out tomorrow and I just know everybody’s gonna flip out! I got a comment from Bri and Connor on the last one. I hope they get to watch this one too!

***

December 2nd

The doc brought up something today and it’s so weird…With everything I’ve been doing and planning and thinking about, I hadn’t noticed.

The nightmare’s gone.

I’ve been dreaming of better things.

#youtube #jacksepticeye #fanfiction #youtube fanfiction #writersofjack #commission #chase brody #jackieboy man #marvin the magnificent #dr schneeplestein #chase brody's family #alternate universe #angst #feels for days #eventual happy ending

[gigagoku30]

Happy 4th of ....oh wait, your French. Aw screw it , happy Fourth of July!!

Yeeeah actually our national day is the 14th jully but yeah happy 4th to you ! (don’t give attention that I’m one day late)

[ghosty-schnibibit]

one last taz liveblog :’)

before i even start up the episode, i just wanna say that i love all of you guys so much. like i said in my last liveblog, i've only been in this fandom since march but its quickly become one of my favorite stories of all time and i'm so happy i'm getting to experience it with all of you. i'm so excited my hands are shaking. let's do this

griffin i love you so much

holy shit i'm so fuckin pumped 

"dance for me" HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

OH FUCK IT'S JOHN, JOHN DIDN'T DIE, HOLY FUCK

magnus i love you so much holy shit

TAAKO NOW IS NOT THE TIME

"I AM CURRENTLY WEARING THE SHOES" PFFFFF

"DO YOUR WORST PAL" YEEEAH GO MERLE!

I AM SO FUCKIN HYPED OH MY GOD YES YES YES

gotta love the owl continuing motif on merle

i take it john doesn't have much ac then

shadow john holy shit

REALLY FUCKIN GLAD MERLE HEALED EVERYBODY BEFORE THIS

what the fuck is storm sphere

“HURTY BOY”

this is fuckin dope man

god damn they're really pulling out the stops on this

they are rinsing this motherfucker holy shit

GOD DAMN TRAVIS ROLLING HOT TODAY

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAGNUS

i doubt griffin thought to make john that beefy lol

holy shit holy shit holy shit

GRIFFIN WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT THE MUSIC SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 

"WELL, SHIT" YEP THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS IT

i cannot remember how much hp the boys each have and i am so worried for all of them even though merle healed them all

PLEASE DON'T KILL MERLE, PLEASE NO, MERLE NO NO NO

JUSTIN YOU ARE FUCKIN KILLING ME RIGHT NOW WITH TAAKO'S STUTTERING, MY HEART, I'M CRYING 

ABRACAFUCK YOU

MERLE PLEASE DON'T FUCKING DIE, PLEASE MERLE

thank you istus for the chance lance holy fuck

"you've solved my goading puzzle" oh maggie

this is giving me such god of hyperdeath vibes holy shit

TAAKO GOD DAMMIT PLEASE DON'T FUCKING DIE

FUCKING NO, NO, NO, HOLY SHIT NO, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY GOD GRIFFIN PLEASE TELL ME YOU PLANNED FOR THIS

"OH HOLY SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE" FUCKING HELL MERLE I LOVE YOU

MERLE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

SO THE BONDS ARE EXTRA LIVES AND ATTACKS :D

"OH SHIT" ME TOO, GRIFFIN ME TOO

shit, guess i'm gonna have to get on the next max fun drive so i can listen to taz nights 

this is so fucking weird and i love it 

whatcha gonna do taako

JOAQUIN YEEEEEEEEEEAH

THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL OH MY GOD

JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!!!

WAIT HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT THAT THE ORBS ARE GOD-TRASHING, HOLY SHIT

what are you playing at here merle

merle what the shit

GARFIELD THE MOTHERFUCKING DEALS WARLOCK 

griffin doing his best not to describe garfield is the best damn thing

"MAGIC BOWLING BALL BAG" MERLE

i love this oh my god

MAGNUS YOU SUMMONED A BIRD

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN WORK WHAT THE HELL

I STILL HAVE ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF TO LISTEN TO, FUCK

okay who else thought he was gonna summon angus for like two seconds

"much like the best science on earth" pfff

clint what the fuck are you doing

WAS THAT MEANT TO BE THE ISTUS BALL????? WHAT THE HELL

justin losing his shit is the best thing ever

FISHER!!! JR.!!! :D

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MENT TO ATTACK IT

DEATH METAL OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

I'M GONNA CRY ; _ ;

magnus i love you so much

welp, looks like that's the end of the summons :/

"HERE'S THE SCENE" OH BOY, HERE WE GO

ARMS OUTSTRETCHED YES YES YES YES YES 

THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

oh fuck we're in parlay aren't we

"YOU GOT IT BUDDY" I'M SOBBING

please let lucretia be okay, please please please

WHAT? DAVENPORT WHAT?

YES EVERYONE GETS OUT

IF LUCRETIA DIES I'M FUCKING OUT

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE "YOU'RE GOING TO BE AMAZING" MOMENT 

justin is going to murder me emotionally for the fourth fucking episode in a row, i'm calling it now

YAY ANGO IS OKAY

THIS IS SO GREAT

TAAKO OH MY GOD HOW

I'M CRYING THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY FUCK

"you feel something crawling on your back" it's your sins

SCUTTLE BUDDY :D

wait... oh fuck... is this the astral plane??? did they all die??? 

YAY LUCRETIA'S OKAY

oh shit this is all the planes! they're all okay!!!

wait what the shit

merle i love you

WAIT IS THIS GRIFFIN? THIS IS GRIFFIN IN META

taako you shit head ilu

off topic but... does this mean jenkins's garden is okay???

magnus now is not the time to question the big clock-maker dude, man this is some deist shit

"like josta" this is breaking my mind

"i'm getting a migraine" me too taako 

y'all idiots oh my god ilu so much

ANGO ; u ;

i am so fucking happy oh my god... i'm just crying this is so good, i'm...

i am crying so much, this is the happiest god damn ending possible and i am so fucking happy

this is the most hopeful ending i've ever heard in my life and i'm just smiling my face off

taako oh my god i love this you beautiful bastard

REN YES I LOVE THIS 

justin i love you so much

FUCK YEAH JUSTICE, YES!!! 

i'm crying, i'm legit crying, i'm so happy for my wizard son ; _ ;

"i should mention, my boyfriend is death" TAAKO DO YOU JUST RANDOMLY BRING THAT UP ALL THE TIME NOW???

"i promised krav we'd take a vay-cay" welp, i know what i'm writing about in my next fic

taako do not goof on this baby boy r/n, don't you do it 

ango ; _ ;

aw, merle and his kids are so cute :')

oh my god this is so cute, he's a travelling salesmen for pan and adventuring, i love this

i relate to merle leaving his stone of farspeech on silent so much

god damn do i have to become a sponsor, i need to listen to the beach episode so bad 

oh merle please don’t fuck this up

merle i love you so much holy fuck

"MERLEGARITAVILLE" I'M FUCKING DYING

ALL THE IPRE FAMILY ARE UNCLES AND AUNTS AWWW 

"i love you too baby" merle ; _ ;

WAIT WHAT, WHAT WEDDING? DID GRIFFIN MENTION THAT THIS WAS A WEDDING AND I MISSED IT??? WHOSE WEDDING?????

SWEET FLIPS WEDDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

merle you shit head ilu

yay magnus time 

maggie you dumbass 

I'M CRYING FOREVER THESE TWO ARE SO PERFECT

they're all a bunch of teachers i'm crying

MAGNUS IS A DOG TRAINER OH MY GOD

HE NAMED A DOG AFTER JOHANN I'M SCREAMING

"HAMMER AND TAILS: A DOG SCHOOL" magnus is so terrible at naming things and i love it  

FUCK YOU GRIFFIN MCELROY, FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR THIS REUNION

that little tremor in travis's voice, i'm crying so much

alright, i am... i am distraught 

this music is killing me ; _ ;

"magnus rushes in" i can't... i'm crying so much, and... fuck, there's still eight minutes left and i don't know if i can handle any of them 

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, I'M CRYING EVEN MORE NOW

THE FUCKIN NO DOGS ON THE BEACH MUSIC... KILL ME

I'M SO HAPPY

AWWW THIS IS SO CUTE, FISHER AND IT'S BABY

glad to know all the boys cried too :')

in conclusion:

i am so god damn happy right now, i... this was everything i hoped it would be and more. i just want to say thank you so much to the mcelroys for creating such an amazing, wonderful journey and making it end on such a satisfying and happy and hopeful note. i am just emotionally exhausted in the best way possible and i'm gonna spend the next few hours just going through the taz tag and celebrating with everybody. i love this story so much, and while i’m sad that its reached it’s end i’m so glad it ended so perfectly :’)

#taz #the adventure zone #taz spoilers #i am so fucking happy i'm crying #everything is good and happy and wonderful and i am at peace