#Why not Wulf?

[vilintux]

Hal: Time for plan G.

Stig: Don't you mean plan B?

Hal: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ulf: What about plan D?

Hal: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Edvin: What about plan E?

Hal: Im hoping not to use it. Person does in plan E.

Lydia: I like plan E.

#Brotherband #Stig #Hal #Ulf #Why not Wulf? #Lydia #Edvin #jhon flanagan

[cry-ptidd]

Hirano can be very based sometimes I think

#very poor handling of DID tbh but I kinda fuck with the concept actually #'penis!' same dude #hellsing #kouta hirano #heinkel wulf #yumie takagi #'why did you include this' 'i wanted to' ass response. based as fuck #hirano is off the shits in 99% of his writing. shit happens bc he had an idea at 2am once and he thought it was funny or cool #i think we should incorporate yumie's DID in a more realistic manner. actually I should absolutely explore it

[caffeineinmyspleen]

I’ve been gumming on this damn cat for five days

#wulf draws #cult of the lamb #cotl art #cotl fanart #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #follower narinder #lowkey #narilamb #I haven’t played this game #I haven’t watched a play through #I have not interacted with this fandom until this last Wednesday #out of left field I tripped and fell into Narilamb and I don’t even remember what started it #lamb is just constantly bullying Narinder but it’s out of love #fully subscribing to the idea that fresh out of godhood lamb realizes narinder knows Jack Shit about basic mortal upkeep #I forgot to add them but he’s got permanent bald spots on his forearms #he was matted to all hell when he was first indoctrinated #that’s why lamb was chasing him with a razor #let’s ignore the lack of electricity

[astrid-beck]

I've never posted fic to Tumblr before and i am very scared but I figure the people who followed me for Astrid hot takes might enjoy some more Astrid hot takes. if ur a fan of ambitious starry-eyed children developing horrifying magical weapons, astrid and bren’s insane academic rivalry, or women who are attack dogs that want to bite their masters, this might be the fic for you!

Sitting next to Ikithon at the dinner table, Astrid is unshakeably conscious of two things. One, that the windows are not real. And two: neither is she. Sixteen years ago, Bren designed a spell. Sixteen years ago, Astrid finished it, alone. (Or: Astrid can never be forgiven for the crime of not being Bren Aldric Ermendrud—but Caleb Widogast can.)

(bonus: critter genfic bingo!)

#astridbrutus fic <3 #i have a lot of thoughts about why astrid eventually turns on trent and this is like. a crack at getting them down #bc i think 110 is a big turning point #so i obviously had to write the astrid stays au #anyways. idk how i feel about this quite yet but it sure is on the internet! #and includes a messy homebrew spell bc i needed one for plot reasons lmfao #astrid becke #caleb widogast #sorry that wulf isn't really in this :'( #critical role fanfiction #critcal role #critter genfic bingo

[mmm-monke-2022]

Jesus Bucky

#shipwrecked 64 #bucky beaver #so as it turns out in Layer 1 #at the area where you talk to Chief Wulf #you can stand on the water there #therefore Bucky is actually Jesus (real) #art #my art #why are you reading the tags #stop reading the tags

[mutable-manifestation]

The Ghost King (of Miscommunication) Ch.18

Part 1-12,Part 13,Part 14,Part 15, Part 16, Part 17

Part 18!

***

Jason stops not three steps into the library, pausing to take it all in.

The room is clearly built for a flight-capable species. The room has an impressive width and length, but the height is where most of the size comes from, ceiling stretching up at least a dozen stories with no ladders in sight to help guests access the higher books lining the walls.

There are normally-sized shelves scattered about the room between paper lanterns, high-tech reading lights, armchairs, and beanbags - all of which range anywhere from normal to large-enough-to-fit-five yetis in size.

Everything but the walls of the room hung in the air at varying heights, a constellation of unmoving furniture seemingly held in place by nothing more than inertia.

Thinking back, he can’t recall seeing anything inanimate floating before - everything at the Far Frozen and the castle had seemed to obey gravity thus far.

Well, everything but the islands themselves. But there was no way to know if there was a landmass below the floating isles or if they were more like planets in space. He was betting on the latter.

A gentle test-nudge against the nearest chair has it bobbing gently back into place like a jostled punching bag. There is no string or stand to merit the stability.

Jason mentally chalks it up to fairy physics; exploring is more important now.

He flies around to try and get a sense for the organization system. 

He feels more grounded, now - ironically - after seeing his family, acquiring some bladed weapons, and now being given a gun and meeting someone who could - quite possibly - be an ally. The new (old) body still throws him off, but flight is becoming more familiar. 

He feels less scattered.

And he finally has access to the resource he’d been lacking thus far: information.

He’d deemed it best to stick to observation, those first few days. He’d been ordered around with little choice in where he went - it was obvious that his obedience was assumed, so he played into what was expected - only half from how disoriented he was.

After that, things had been changing too fast. There was no time to think, really, and by the time he’d been ready to ask questions he’d thought he was being taken back to Gotham.

Now it was clear that he was expected to remain in the castle indefinitely.

It was also clear that, aside from the presence of Wulf, his ‘security’ was surprisingly lax.

Maybe it was because the guy could no-sell Superman by turning him into a meat suit and completely ignore Martian Manhunter’s psychic attacks - not that the latter was too surprising, given MM also stated he couldn’t sense Jason.

(Jason had heartily blamed it on magic when Flash brought the possibility up. Jason was fine. Magic was the issue, and when Shazam or Zatanna or even Constantine got there they would have confirmed it, Jason is sure.)

But he’d been allowed to go to Gotham. He’d been allowed to go wherever he wanted in the castle - not that he’d gone many places thus far. 

And given that Wulf was currently reading - Jason squinted - some kind of graphic novel? He knew the guy could be distracted.

Wulf had never left his side during the visit to Gotham and the Watchtower. Meaning it is still entirely possible that if he can both ditch Wulf and find a portal home, he might be able to hide out long enough to work out what had been happening and how to avoid being re-kidnapped.

Being placed in a library in a dimension(?) whose inhabitants seem to make heavy use of portals, Jason figures there should be at least a book or two on the topic.

He highly doubts he can make portals, but that isn’t what he wants. He wants to know how to find them.

Fairy circles are naturally occuring in the mythos, meaning that there should be portals that just pop up of their own volition. If he can figure out how to find them, then maybe he can find his way home.

-----------------------

The library doesn’t have a classification system.

The library. Does not have. A classification system.

An hour in Jason is about to lose it; the placement of the books don’t make any sense. He found a treatise on crop rotation next to a manual on some kind of hologram wrist watch that’s barely legible. 

He could almost believe one of them is misplaced if not for the fact that the entire shelf is like that. 

There’s a guidebook to trapping, an introduction to quantum color theory - whatever that means - and some kind of vegetarian cookbook. Everything on that shelf is equally disjointed. They’re all labeled ‘O.’ 

There are books by the same author on completely different shelves with other seemingly meaningless labels. He finds part 2 and 3 of a series on a different shelf - in an entirely different section - than part 1, but the letters on their spines indicate that’s where they’re meant to be.

Nothing makes any sense.

There is no librarian here, just him and Wulf.

He doesn’t want to risk tipping him off by outright asking where the portal books are, but asking how the place is organized shouldn’t be too much of a risk.

He hates the answer. 

They’re organized by emotion.

O is for obsession (Jason was under the impression that was more of an adjective than an emotion), S is for Sadness but M is for Melancholy - Wulf goes on a detailed monologue about the differences between the two when Jason asks “isn’t that the same as sadness?” - and so on and so forth.

It’s a nightmare. Whose emotions? Caused by what part of a book? Just the ending? Books can be roller coasters. Emotions are complex. Possibly the most beautiful library he’s ever seen and the way it's organized makes no. sense.

“It’s all about the vibes,” the answer to his unasked questions comes from behind him. He whips around Wrist-Ray first, finding himself ray-to-face with Danny.

He doesn’t blink, smiling bright-as-you-please despite the weapon in his face. Then the smile turns a bit remorseful.

“I’m sorry for ditching you so quickly after we got back. I’m…not great at delegating things. But Jazz is right; she can handle a bit of party-planning and idiot-stalling, and if the other thing has waited this long it can wait a bit longer! So!” Danny grinned warm and open as he held out a hand, “How about a proper tour of the place?”

The library might have what Jason needs, but finding it would be an exercise in patience (or lack thereof) assuming it was even present. But knowing the layout of the place would definitely come in handy - for future escape attempts and for avoiding any unfortunate surprises. 

He also might just want to get out of the library before he gives in to the urge to put the whole thing in a more sensible order.

He lowers the wrist ray and takes Danny’s hand.

***

@kyrianclawraith, @do3y, @someonebored0100 @omegasmileyface

#This AU has the protection/space dual obsession #Danny's not great at asking for help because of the protection obsession #He gets too in his head: #“what if I ask for help and something goes wrong?” #“what if they get hurt because I'm not there?” “why risk xyz when I can do it myself?” #He catastrophizes even just for paperwork sometimes #and boy is there a lot of paperwork since Pariah was out for so long #Luckily Sam/Tucker/Jazz/Spike/Dani and occasionally other allies are there to help knock him out of his spirals/logic him up #<3 support networks #dpxdc #danny phantom #jason todd #wulf

[lillyorlyracat]

Ngl I kinda ship every main non-human character in Shipwrecked. Or at least I like almost every possible ship between them. Bucky and Olive? Cute! Bucky and Walter? Also cute! Giovanni and Walter? Adorable! Walter and Olive? Lovely! Stumbler and Wulf? Perfection! Bucky and Wulf? After that April fools update, why not! They're all compatible and very sweet :)

Update: Bucky and Walter are adoptive brothers. That one's one me 😅

#shipwrecked 64 #broadside beach #shipwrecked64 #bucky beaver #olive otter #giovanni goose #walter walrus #stumbler o’hare #chief wulf #shipping #i'll be honest i shipped Giovanni and Walter from the beginning #not sure why it was my go-to but #i call it Waltovanni

[skaluli]

these are like from weeks ago my bad for not posting

i wanna get better at anatomy so i can draw postal dude shirtless (i know it doesnt look like him im bad at art)

random loose sniper

ska tries and draws a different face shapes badly (i need to learn lmao, same with body types etc.)

others that are older (like over a month??) but i also havent posted so ill dump them here

#artluli #idk if to tag the postal dude or not because like lmao when i showed wulf he thought it was fucking thomas of ska #wulf why would i draw thomas of ska shirtless #that does show i need to work of making stuff different though #tf2 #tf2 sniper #glamrock freddy was requested by wulf #idk how to draw fnaf characters im so fake #been in here since fnaf 1 came out and still has not improved on drawing the har har har har har bear #also younger creator and blue #i shall now run away

[wandapinkay]

OK so I watched the first episode of the new Clone High I don't understand the initial fuss about it, it was hilarious I'm sure it's because I have shitty humor and laugh at everything but that's beside the point

#also the fact topher wants to distance himself from christopher colombus is so funny tbh #ALSO SCUDS POURING COFFEE ON HIMSELF TWICE AND BEING ANGRY AT HIS DISGUSTING BATHROOM BEING CLEAN IS EVEN BETTER #also why is he in love with that lady.. she wants him gone #Wulf if you're reading this.. I see why you were upset now #This lady's a lizard hoarder #Also I love Frida so much.. she's an icon #Yeah.. gotta adress the elephant in the room of the ep being about cancel culture.. unpopular opinion but shit was funny #I often find it incredibly stupid but at the same time I understand how everyone was pissed at Abe GHGHDSFHGSD #wanda talks #clone high #clone high season 2 #clone high reboot

[robottheodorlasso]

My hyper-fixations are converging

#ted lasso #James lance #my brain: wulf… buddy… Les mis is a very famous piece of classical lit/musical theater it’s gonna get mentioned a lot #me: that doesn’t stop me from getting jump scared every time!!!!!!!! #sorry this isn’t art or even really that ted lasso related #if anyone is curious there is a reference to it in Hunted when an antique’s dealer talks about 18th century French silver candle sticks #and theives and redemption #it’s was WILD #truly spent the next ten minutes of that film going why did they do that….. it’s been 5 months and I still don’t have any good conclusions

[transgender-battlekukku]

Human Witchcarters I drew at school :)

#sth #witchcart trio #witchcarters #focke wulf #falke wulf #hocke wulf #bearanger #bearenger the grizzly #carrottia #carrotia the rabbit #gijinka #sonic gijinka #traditional art #traditional drawing #why do they have so many names

[thebiggestfuckgiven]

i kinda wanna write backstories for some of the ghosts. i know Desiree has one, and i believe Ember and Box Ghost have fanon ones. but i kinda wanna make one for Kitty and Johnny 13, and Wulf

anyone know if they already have one?

#danny phantom #kitty #johnny 13 #wulf #like why does a wolfman know esperanto #did he learn it while he was a live or did it manifest in his ghost as something metaphorical #oR did esperanto already exist before it was invented by that one old guy in 1887 #actually why is he even a wolfman #i have too many questions for him fjdj

[kornwulf]

Does anyone actually talk like this? I don't know how anyone could see this and think it's not some kind of shady

#bots fucking suck and I have trouble understanding why they're so low effort #wulf's wafflings

[texeoghea]

halftone brush experimentssss i love these things but i havent rlly decided how i want to use them yet

#theyre REALLY good for fabric like i used them a lot for jean textures last year #my art #doodles #p5 wulf #they look rlly good to me as lighting/shading also which is why im posting these but i dont . DO that often. so idk

[robotnikholmescomicblog]

Seeing how different Mordred Hood and Conquering Storm’s philosophies is pretty interesting. Hood is a royal sell-out who, despite being a cowardly non-combatant, sees his actions as ruler of Eurish as a noble cause, while Stormy is a no-nonsense, hot-headed darwinist and who rules with an iron fist.

Also worth mentioning, the oldest and probably-newest recruit are paired together to take down the control tower. Maw and Nephthys are no doubt the most mature Egg Bosses in that they don’t initiate infighting or disagree with each other.

#RHSB post #SU84 #I dunno why but I really like the bit of Nephy helping an injured Maw onto hit feet before they're ambushed by crystalized Badniks #Nephthys #Maw #Mordred Hood #Conquering Storm #Badniks #Witchcarters #Bearenger #Carrotia #Falke Wulf #Ian Flynn #Tracy Yardley! #Sonic #Archie comics

[pagesofkenna]

im currently reading through the Mighty Nein Origins comics at my local library and I think its very sexy of Liam to make sure his comic had as much three-way sex as possible

everyone else: look at this stinky trash wizard

liam: my guy fuuuuuuuucks

#its so funny #every single panel where these kids just suddenly start going at it reads like someone put the fanfic IN the fic #its like. it doesnt ''add'' anything but it happens and liam was like on my LIFE we are not going to skip this aprt #and he was right for it #critdice #idk if he's talked about how caleb's backstory mightve changed over time but #internally i assume he came up with the basic outline #and was like 'yeah bren and astrid fall in love and have lots of hot college sex and also eodwulf was somewhere' #and then goes to present that backstory live on camera after which half the fanbase was like '...... threesomes??' #and he HAD to have been like 'holy shit that's way better why didn't i think of that' and revised #which is why astrid is stressed so much in the backstory reveal but she and wulf have basically the same import by the end