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#WHAT IS IN THE WATER
catparty41 · 2 months
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guys happy april fools (sorry i missed most if it due to being in The Woods ™️) heres my favorite wack-ass lines from real life smp
“is this the closest we’re ever gonna get to making out?” -jimmy solidaritygaming to joel smallishbeans
“Skizzleman, may i have your meat in my mouth please” -rendog
“Squire, behold skizzle’s meat, it shall now go into me mouth” “Mi’lord its so thick!” -Rendog and martyn inthelittlewood
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rollercoasterwords · 1 year
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marauders fandom passing barty crouch jr. around like public property....shipping him w literally everyone when we KNOW the only man he had eyes for in canon was voldemort...let that boy REST i am begging u !!!!!!!!!
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i'm gonna need louis to calm down with his fucking face
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favoritejohn · 2 years
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that's not johnny suh that's greek god apollo
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schumaclerc · 2 years
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OKAY?????
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swiftietartt · 11 months
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i need someone to drop a photo of roy and jamie like this rn actually
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year
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imma be out for a bit keep me updated on nerf stuff 👍 if i get news that another cc is sick i’m going to lose it
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adragonsoulcomics · 10 months
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Prev || Cover || Next
DA || Main Blog || Art Blog
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1-800-iluvhockey · 2 years
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why are all umich hockey players so good looking
AND THEY ALL ARE SOO AMAZING PLAYERS
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everyone I know is getting progressively crazier n I’m just sitting here in silence tryin not to let the shit break me
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6thgrab · 2 years
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so many recent celeb break ups I cant keep up
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its not copyrighted or anything
I will delete this blog on this monday night
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zytes · 6 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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grinchwrapsupreme · 7 months
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Saw a post about helping people that used the analogy of "if you see someone fall off a cruiseship and theres a life preserver ring on the wall next to you do you walk away or do you throw them the life preserver? Of course you throw them the life preserver." And i dont want to add to or tag the post with any sort of correction because its literally not the point at all but i am desperate to say that the first thing they teach you when you work on a cruise ship is that if someone falls overboard you Do Not Look Away
If theres a life preserver nearby but you have to turn your back to get it, tough luck. If theres someone nearby who can't hear you but you could run and get them, absolutely not. You see someone go overboard you point at them and never ever let them out of your sight because looking away even once could mean losing them forever, so you just have to trust that someone will hear you scream for help but you cant for any reason look away
And maybe that adds to the life preserver metaphor somehow but mostly i just need you to know if you spot someone in the water you point at them and you watch them close and you scream for help
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foxwmulder · 5 months
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Has anyone else's anxiety been off the CHARTS lately? I mean, good LORD.
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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.
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