#Urine Analysis

[nae-nunmul]

It's been awhile......

Hello.

20.04.2024

I went for health screening. I had problem filling up half bottle of my urine. Doctor had a hard time finding my vein and he said my blood is thick.

Its either dehydrated or there's something wrong with me. I shall not worry and think positively. I hope my blood & urine test results will be okay. 🤲🏻

#health screening #blood test #blood analysis #urine test #urine analysis

[hygeamedlaboratories]

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When it comes to healthcare, accuracy and reliability are of utmost importance. That's where Hygea Med Laboratories stands out. The laboratory is equipped with the latest technology and follows strict quality control measures to ensure accurate and precise test results every time. This not only helps in accurate diagnosis but also aids in better treatment and management of diseases.

Hygea Med Laboratories offers a wide range of diagnostic services including blood tests, urine tests, imaging services, and more. The laboratory is equipped with advanced equipment and machines, which are regularly maintained and calibrated by a team of trained technicians. This ensures that the results obtained are accurate and reliable.

One of the key factors that make Hygea Med Laboratories stand out from other medical laboratories in Thrissur is their team of highly skilled professionals. The laboratory has a team of experienced and qualified pathologists, technicians, and support staff who are well-trained in their respective fields. They are dedicated to providing patients with the best care and ensuring that all tests are conducted with utmost accuracy and efficiency.

At Hygea Med Laboratories, patient comfort and convenience are given top priority. The laboratory has a spacious waiting area and comfortable sample collection rooms to ensure a stress-free experience for patients. The staff is friendly and approachable, making the entire process of getting tests done hassle-free.

Apart from providing quality diagnostic services, Hygea Med Laboratories also offers home sample collection services. This is especially beneficial for elderly patients or those who are unable to visit the laboratory. The samples are collected by trained phlebotomists and are transported to the laboratory with utmost care and efficiency.

In addition to its top-notch services, Hygea Med Laboratories also maintains a strict code of ethics and confidentiality. Patient information and test results are kept confidential and are only shared with authorized individuals. This ensures that patients feel comfortable and secure while getting their tests done.

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#Hygea Med Laboratories #Thrissur #Medical Laboratory #Diagnostic Services #Healthcare Thrissur #Pathology Services #Clinical Laboratory #Medical Testing #Diagnostic Center #Thrissur Healthcare #Laboratory Services #Health Checkups #Medical Tests #Blood Tests #Urine Analysis #Biochemistry Tests #Microbiology Tests #Serology Tests #Immunology Tests #Hematology Tests

[harmeet-saggi]

What Is Complete Urine Analysis And Why It Matters

Ever wondered about the hidden stories your urine might tell about your health? Enter the world of complete urine analysis, a powerful diagnostic tool that unveils crucial insights into your well-being. In this extensive guide, we'll journey through the intricacies of urine tests, understanding the significance of this diagnostic method in detecting potential health issues. What exactly is a urine analysis test, and why should you be interested? Let's embark on a comprehensive exploration.

#Urine analysis #urine test #urinary tract infections #kidney disorders #diabetes #kidney dialysis #kidney cancer #Importance of Regular Urine Analysis #What Can a Urine Analysis Tell #lab test at home

[allhealthneedsdoctorconsultation]

Types, Meaning & Preparation Of Urine Testing at Livlong

Discover everything about urine testing or urine analysis which is done to assess the visual, chemical, and microscopic aspects of your urine. Know more about the urinalysis test at Livlong.

#urine analysis

[centralbiohubgermany]

Urine samples are analyzed to determine general health issues. A variety of laboratory techniques are used in urine analysis to examine how the body physiologically works. It is one of the most accurate diagnostic methods available, and it is also simple and affordable to use. By examining the chemical and physical properties of urine, it enables accurate identification of diseases like urinary tract infections, renal illnesses, endocrine abnormalities, liver diseases, and vascular disorders.

https://centralbiohub.de/blogs/wide-range-of-human-urine-samples-online

#urine samples #urine analysis #urine specimen #urine collection

[travelingneuritis]

kinnporsche ep 2 thoughts. please talk to me about this i am feeling insane.

-the apple scene in the shooting range only works because porsche goes and has a heart attack as soon as he’s alone. it’s a great character moment.

-tankhun’s fancy carp are very much alive while he’s cradling them by the koi pond. you can see one lil mouth moving, and the other’s tail is weakly wobbling. do we think he knows this?

-i realize pete functions as Exposition Guy but i do think it’s telling of his character that he is 1.) smart enough to identify all the psychological hinges of the organization without 2.) being too sycophantic to dismiss them out of hand (“all these bitches are crazy but at least kinn is functional crazy”, as opposed to the general staff refrain of “how dare you speak ill of/talk back to our masters”) and 3.) chill enough to (judiciously) share his insights with porsche “fireable offense” kittisawasd, all while 4.) remaining so completely unremarkable that ppl forget about him as soon as he leaves their sight, including his own coworkers and love interest.  this will become important at a few key moments later, for example when he stands up for “traitor” porsche by just “knowing” (aka having directly observed) that he wouldn’t betray kinn, and when he takes the massive risk of staying at the safehouse to haul vegas back from the brink of cray cray despite all the red flags telling him to run. without this foundation work, pete’s good judgment later would feel like unearned nonsense.

-to his credit, porsche (who only pays attention to people and things he likes or finds personally interesting) clocks pete’s value as a mentor pretty much right away. see also: 

-”One Glock, Please”, followed by porsche excitedly looking to pete for permission to get the silencer in his happy meal. between the previous scene and this one, porsche has accepted pete’s judgment and experience and is now actively looking to him for guidance. in the next scene, when arm rhetorically asks if he’s done his homework, porsche looks at Pete like, “dad, did i?” this is very funny to me.

-i love when kinn walks into the armory like “CHOP CHOP SHITHEAD-I-ALMOST-FIRED-3-TIMES-TODAY, WE’RE LATE FOR RICH BITCH NIGHT AT THE ASSHOLE CLUB, hm actually we have time to play dressup for a half hour so i can park my dick 2 inches from your well-tailored ass, suck up a fat lungful of your devilishly delicious pheremones, and fall enragedly into terminal attraction while you gape at me with big shiny empty eyes, not a single awakened bone in your bisexual body.” 

-hilariously, porsche spends a lot of time in this show forcing kinn to be attracted to someone with fresh vomit on or about his person. 

-aw, vegas checks on macau’s head while their dad is being a blowhard at korn. just two insufferable douchebags bein brothers :’)

-mr. kan/gun: “vegas, i want you to keep an eye on that new bodyguard.” vegas, still lost in a daydream abt porsche’s DSLs and nutritious ass: “huh?”

#tankhun smelling 4 oz. of urine in a well-filtered koi pond: The Princess And The Pee #Pete Saengtham Assigned ‘My Brother’s Keeper’ At Birth #Buy Farmhouse Bread! #pete saengtham #porsche pachara kittisawasd #vegas theerapanyakul #kinnporsche #kinnporsche episode analysis #spoilers #kinn theerapanyakul

[iwilltransyourgender]

Rant time.

Okay, look, we all know Viva Las Vengeance is a whole…. something that isn’t quite Panic! At The Disco, nor is it anything particularly amazing either because Brendon can’t write for shit, but I think one aspect in which we can cut it some slack is the beautiful musical disaster that is:

Sad Clown

What could possibly be the saving grace for this astronomical fuckup of a song?

Well, you’re absolutely right in that it is an underwhelming absolute lack of an orgasm after chafing your genitals for a fucking hour, but dear god, in a way, doesn’t that make SENSE? Look, we know Brendon Urine didn’t do it on purpose at all cuz, you know, he’s a dumb cunt and not a 5’1 autistic man hoarding literature degrees like a useless dragon hoards gloves for hands it doesn’t have. But if he HAD done it on purpose, Sad Clown could have been recognised as a satisfyingly UNsatisfying metaphor for, well, unsatisfying…ness.

Consider:

"I pop a pill to feel euphoria. Five minutes, ten minutes, to a half an hour, But not the rest of my life."

And

"Even though I'm smiling, I'm crying. I'm sick and tired of trying, I'm dying. Is this all there is?"

In a badly done, even babygirlification somewhat, of the Hey Ya theme of sad lyrics on a preppy dance tune (and look, I never said the lyrics were good), we can extrapolate the story being told here; ex-lovers, one, Maggie presumably, has moved on quite happily whereas our protagonist has not, though he puts on a front of happiness and copes with drugs, and while the drugs may give him a temporary relief, he knows that he cannot rely on this permanently.

How does this make a shit song a good song?

In an overly analysed close-reading of the music, which I am absolutely qualified to do because I took music theory class for one year in highschool and I'm a man on the internet, I can conclude that this song just doesn't have a chorus? Sure, Urine tried, but if you actually ignore the urge to do a dancey dance and listen for like two secs, you'll realise that the "chorus" is just a whole lotta buildup with no payoff. Bridges, no chorus. Chafing, no orgasm, whatever fucking analogy you wanna roll with. We literally get like three bridges in a row:

"Five minutes, ten minutes, to a half an hour For the rest of my life."

I call this the pre-bridge. It's different to the verse, and we get a sense of "change is coming" in the dropping of the notes towards the end of the bar, and even the general softer, more emotive tone in Urine's voice in "For the rest of my life," however this isn't yet a bridge in the same way most of us would recognise one.

"Leave me alone (a paliacciao triste) Leave me alone (he not so molto bene)."

Bridge 1: Huge musical buildup in the drum, the dropout of other instruments (again, a common indication of "get ready, it's coming!") and the inclusion of the backup singers singing the goofiest fucking shit I've ever read in my life.

"Your majesty's magnificent. My tragedy is imminent. Even though I'm smiling, I'm crying, I shall win."

Bridge 2: Oh, another bridge? I mean, it COULD have been a chorus, but its that last line where we get basically exactly the same musicality of the first bridge, but louder, and man I'm on the edge of my seat. I'm waiting for the climax, I'm rearing to fucking GO.

guitar riff

Oh.

That was it?

That was...

Well, I didn't come that's for sure.

Where the fuck is the chorus, Urine? Because I sure as shit didn't hear one! I feel like I'm back four years in time with my ex who had the weakest dick game I've ever seen in someone without erectile dysfuction.

And then that ending too. He screeches that last note (and this is the only comment I'll make on Urine's actual singing capabilities because that's a whole other rant for another day) and then everything just... dies. And not even in a satisfactory way. No fade out, no sharp sudden stop; it gives the vibe of the orchestra awkwardly realising the conductor's stopped and is glaring at the trombones.

It is unsatisfying

BUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

AND I'M SO MAD THAT IT WORKS.

Literally an entire song about dissatisfaction, faking pleasure/happiness, relying on temporary highs that ultimately never amount to anything, AND IT IS MOST UN-FUCKING-SATISFYING SHIT I'VE EVER LISTENED TO.

WHY

#p!atd lyrics #panic! at the disco #brendon urie #calling him brendon URINE because that's funny #viva las vengeance #music analysis #comparing music to orgasms #doing this instead of my lecture notes #you can't stop me #overanalyzing #take my literature degree away

[inima]

im thinking of going back to the doctor and not stopping until Something happens because I've been having the same health problem (HURTS WHEN I MF PEE!!!!!) for a year and all the common tests have come back normal. and the nurse just told me "um.. idk... let us know if it gets worse... bye"

#common tests including: urine analysis + sti tests + yeast infection tests + physical exam #so I DUNNO! #c'estmoi

[vettelcore]

2nd day of class and we're already helping during surgeries lmaooooo

#i mean she sid warn us that they were SHORT on staff and that the sooner we help the better #i just wasn't expecting actually having to do things during surgeries lol #the cat was super super good so that made having to restrain her easy thank fuck #and then I had to do a subcutaneous injection #and the girl is already filling us on the clinics drama lmaoo #it was a simple surgery though removing a tumour #we also did some blood and urine analysis #fun day tbh

[bloodfestgf]

uh I washed my hair last night but I have a biochem test today

#urine analysis my behated #text

[drforambhuta]

Integrating urinary tract infection (UTI) screenings into thorough health assessments requires a nuanced strategy involving a series of diagnostic examinations. These tests may include:

• Urine Analysis: This initial assessment scrutinizes a urine sample for red and white blood cells, bacteria, and other substances. An anomalous result may suggest a UTI, prompting further inquiry.

• Urine Culture and Sensitivity: Cultivating the urine helps pinpoint the specific bacteria causing the infection, aiding healthcare providers in selecting the most effective antibiotic treatment. Sensitivity testing ensures the chosen antibiotic is active against the identified bacteria.

• Imaging Techniques: In certain instances, healthcare providers might suggest imaging studies like ultrasound or computed tomography (CT) scans. These can unveil structural abnormalities in the urinary tract that could contribute to recurring UTIs.

• Cystoscopy: This procedure entails inserting a slender tube with a camera into the urethra and bladder, allowing a direct visual examination of these structures. Cystoscopy aids in identifying anatomical issues, stones, or other factors contributing to UTIs.

• Blood Tests: Comprehensive health assessments may involve blood tests to evaluate kidney function and overall health, providing valuable insights into potential complications arising from UTIs.

Doctors suggest choosing a health checkup package that includes the above tests to help in the early detection and management of UTIs. There are many good hospitals in Delhi that offer different types of health packages to choose from, such as a full body health checkup at Indraprastha Apollo Hospitals in New Delhi.

#UTI #urine infections #urine analysis #urine culture #blood tests #cystoscopy #Ct scans #MRI scans #ultrasounds #imaging tests #full body health checkups #regular health checkups

[shadihelal]

Full Urine Analysis (FUA) , indications

Full Urine Analysis (FUA) , indications

Full Urine Analysis (FUA) is the medical procedure conducted to test urine glucose, infection of urinary tract, and to identify presence of blood cells, protein or micro organisms in the Urine. Urine test is one of the important diagnostic test performed to diagnose urinary tract infection, and diseases of urinary tract. Urine test is also called as Urinalysis. Urine test is beneficial in…

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#Cystitis #FUA #Full Urine Analysis #Kidney infection #Nephritis #Nephrotic syndrome #post surgical patient #urinary tract infection

[secretmellowblog]

Here’s my impression of what book Grantaire would sound like in the modern day, as he posts incoherent “media analysis/philosophy/traumadumping” video content on his YouTube channel:

"Aren't memes a form of modern dadaism? 'I can haz cheesburger" edits are relics of history, as is the work of Duchamp. Duchamp made that famous urinal. Perhaps memes are but the urinal of the human race. All of art is but humanity’s sewage, our waste. But can sewage be fertilizer? There was a waste treatment scandal in the early 1980s, when a sewage company did not properly clean the water, and people became sick. Many of our rivers are unclean because of corporations polluting them. Chicago has creeks that are still bubbling with the remnants of the old slaughterhouses. Carl Sandburg wrote a poem where he is achingly horny for the city of Chicago, and its hog-butchers: "Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning." That poet’s love for his anthropomorphic city was never requited; he was disdained by his deity, which could not love him, being mostly smog and steel. But his poem is now a meme for its homoeroticism. Thus all art is coarse pollution, sewage, wastewater, memes!"

#les mis #Grantaire #i posted this in the Les mis letters server when we were talking about Grantaire #and a buddy sugggested posting it on tumblr

[lakesbian]

okay, as i have been encouraged by the public (like 2 people) to go forward with this research, i present the very scientific Tier List of Blonde Wildbow Characters Ranked From Most to Least Likely to Have A Piss Kink. virtually no one wanted this post. i did not want this post. it is 2.1k words long. i wanted to inform you of that before you clicked read more in case you were just expecting a tier list image and did not actually want to read 2.1k words about piss kinks.

wherein:

the tier list exists because of this ask, which was written in jesting response to the subject of victoria dallon's canon piss kink (more on that below) and somewhat intentionally misrepresented by me as being contextless because i thought it was funny to crop it and reply with 'ok.' which led to a massive containment breach and several thousand people not realizing anon was trying to make a joke. sorry. my bad, anon.

here, "likelihood of having a piss kink" is defined as "likelihood of having a kink that involves primarily or significantly urine," and genre of piss kink shall be clarified for the characters where it's a possibility.

no pictures are included for the characters because not all of them have fanart and also there's a lot of them and the tier list is only so big and i'm lazy

characters i do not know well enough to vibe check are not included

rationally speaking it would make most sense to presume that unless a character has a canon or heavily implied piss kink it is heavily implausible for them to have one but this post would be boring and pointless if i went that route so i'm going to include some somewhat baseless vibe-checking/discussion of hypotheticals where it's not explicitly disproven or improbable. with my bestest attempts to remain reasonable levels of character accurate given the post circumstances.

our ranks here are:

canon: this character canonically has a piss kink

highly plausible: there is strong contextual evidence that could be used to argue for the presence of a piss kink

plausible: based on more vibes/less solid evidence than "highly plausible," but a piss kink is still possible

could go either way: there is a lack of evidence in either direction, there's no way to make a clear argument on the matter

not very plausible: there is decent contextual evidence or simply Character Vibes that could be used to argue against the presence of a piss kink

strong evidence against: it can be deemed nigh-certain that this character does not have a piss kink

The Chart:

the characters who were not included because i do not know them personally (opinions welcomed):

all three ashleys

bianca

The Analysis:

Canon:

victoria: stated by wildbow to have some kind of "preferred fluid" you shouldn't drink, knows what urine tastes like. canon watersports kink. i hate her. i hope she stands within 20 feet of fentanyl and overdoses and dies. i hope she goes down a slide too hard.

Highly Plausible:

citrine: we know that accord is certainly and without doubt enough of a control freak (<- said w/ deep affection) that he insists that his ambassadors refrain from Wanton and Unprofessional Bathroom Breaks, but also insists that they never indicate they have to pee (or engage in any other basic bodily function) ever because that's Icky and if they do he will want to Rube Goldberg Machine But The Machine Is A Saw Trap them about it. and we know that citrine gets off on him being a control freak. it can thus be reasonably extrapolated that she's constantly doing accidental omorashi w/ accord and is just as into that as she is all the other aspects of control. the piss is incidental--the main point is still whatever appeals to her about the control in general--but, like, The Piss Is There. extremely does not want to experience what would happen if she ever even remotely fucked up holding, but presumably enjoys the mortifying ordeal of attempting to politely excuse herself to the restroom and/or stoically holding so she doesn't have to excuse herself in the first place.

paige (pact): she textually, literally, canonically, For Fucking Real, is a lesbian who enters into the world of pactverse magic because she's tempted by a hypothetical dom/sub dynamic with a hot professor who is actually a sphinx. (if any of you who haven't read pact yet are reading this post. Please go read pact.) this extrapolation is less blatant than citrine, but it's by no means unreasonable to assume that there could be some bladder control going on here. she can go to the bathroom when she's a good girl and finishes answering all of isadora's questions. etc. hey do you think pactverse would have really hardcore RACK omorashi where you make a statement that you are NOT going to go until [x amount of time] and it's your karma on the line if you fuck it up. i bet people with executive dysfunction in pact do this type of shit a lot. they're like i am going to start my homework RIGHT NOW!!! and then they Have to. i digress.

Plausible:

peter: we have no information about his love life beyond him flirting with ainsley amidst a Serious Disaster involving Demons, so this is just vibes-based, but he's mean and manipulative and unpleasant in a specific way that could theoretically insinuate that he would enjoy accidentally-on-purpose preventing a girl from getting to the bathroom & watching her squirm. you'll have to trust me on this.

Could Go Either Way:

ellie: my consultant re the pelhams vibes-based ranked her higher than peter, but i don't see it. i could see her having one, but it'd be in a different and grosser direction than peter. i feel like blake's comparison of her to a weak, groveling dog in a pack may be relevant here.

rose (old): i don't strongly see it, but based on what we know about her sex life i wouldn't be surprised if she participated in any heat-of-the-moment watersports.

rose (young): somehow coming in with the exact right bizarre psychosexual complexes to score higher than both blake and pre-meiosis thorburn. i don't think it's likely, but i somehow don't see a reason to mark her down as entirely implausible. her theoretical psychosexual complex about blake is marked by a few facts: she says that he has a "hate-on" for her, she does that weird thing where she hugs him for comfort & lets him give her his jacket (what if the lamb you were leading to slaughter was the man you could've been, and for just a moment, you wanted to take kindness from The Man You Could've Been despite the fact that, because you are not him, you will betray him regardless), when he sacrifices himself to fuse with/bolster her the fusing is described in ostensibly sexual language (being Inside her, the two halves grinding, etc), and she does that whole noticeable twice-over to his almost-naked body. she would absolutely never admit to wanting to fuck her "clone," but were she to envision it, the scenario she would mentally craft would involve blake wanting to fuck her (he never would & she knows this) and, like, eating her out like he wants to kill her or doing some boot frotting with splinters. oh and she would give him the most awkward dry unpleasant handjob on the planet where she's very clearly treating him like a program to experiment with, press button A and find out if it gets result B. I digress. one could also imagine a theoretical rose thorburn piss kink which remains an entirely subconscious psychosexual fixation that she freudian-slips into conversation at least once a la "hate-on," wherein the ideal scenario for her earlier into the book would be wetting herself for reasons entirely against her control despite being so very brave and stalwart and stoic, and imaginary blake is like "wow you were so brave and stoic about that...it's ok everyone has gotten into an awkward spot once or twice in their lives. in fact, [personal recounting of relevant horrible memory]. here have my jacket i will tie it around your waist for you with a lingering amount of physical contact." and later into the book that would switch to just Making The Fuck Up that he'd be really mean and humiliating about it and then getting mad about her imaginary vision of him doing that even though he literally would not do that ever. (the hypothetical of him being mean about it would be a kink thing for her also obviously. Hate On, she says.) okay sorry for talking so much about rose thorburn's psychosexual fixation with blake thorburn i think it's really funny for her to be extremely abnormal about the clonefucking quandary.

fell: i don't actually know him well enough to postulate what genre it would be if he hypothetically had one but despite not Expecting that he has one i wouldn't find it wholly implausible if wildbow got up tomorrow and made an announcement declaring that he does. i think this could be utilized primarily for the humor purposes of, like. blake being like "hey i know we can't really pull over right now BUT could you pull over? i need to take a leak. should i say want to? is it technically lying if i say need but it's not an emergency yet?" and fell being like No. Do Not Say Another Word On This Subject And Also I Hate You. which is because he is desperately and fervently and furiously and with great and genuine anger and rage attempting to Not think about Blake Thorburn, A Conventionally Attractive And Very Annoying Man, having to pee. but blake interprets it as fell being an asshole for no reason and is like ohhh ok fuck you i guess should i just pee on your seat then. you want me to ruin your car seat? [accusatory, fully bluffing, would rather kill himself than piss in fell's car] you're a car guy who doesn't even care about your fancy white upholstery? and fell is like [desperately doing mental math on if blake thorburn, whomst is already covered in fleas and bloods and mysterious liquids, would be petty enough to intentionally piss himself to ruin fell's car] . I will make you walk. like you can see my vision right.

Not Very Plausible:

kathryn: i simply do not see it. she could have something weird going on but it's not a piss kink. the vibes are not being served.

sandra: also a simple matter of the vibes not being there. has probably been exposed to it at one time or another but sees it as undignified and so on

callan: not sensing it

lisa: bathroom shit is surely beyond mundane to her just like everyone elses private bodily workings thoughts feelings etc. i dont even think she has any kinks or interest in sex in general

crystal: this is the only interesting one in this section! she was described to me as "very laid back, but also kind of passive. she's a slob in her private life. sort of goes with the flow to the point that it led her joining a paramilitary force with no oversight." i think being in the dallon-pelham torment nexus sort of intrinsically adds +20 Not Likely points unless youre victoria but i can only assume from this description of her personality that if someone she was fucking was into it she would just roll with it.

neil: was described to me as "neil barely gets anything. he's kind of reckless? he trained victoria a lot. he cheated on his wife with her sister. he liked knocking toddler-aged victoria over as a form of 'training.'" probably not very likely at all but who knows. maybe "declines to fuck sarah and watches panty pissing porn instead" is on his list of secrets next to "cheated on his wife with her sister."

Strong Evidence Against:

carol, paige (worm) (this is canary in case you forgot like i did), cuff, theo, sarah: the club of generic respectable milquetoast cishets who would not do any of that shit and would probably judge someone at least a little for any amount of kink (or in some cases even vanilla sex <3), with paige coming on on the less-judgemental end of the scale and carol coming in at the high end of the judgement scale.

ciara: not generic milquetoast or respectable but the idea of her being into it is just like. silly to me. faerie queens aren't into piss that would be ridiculous. unless they're pactverse faerie queens, then it's a "got bored of it 31 centuries ago" situation, but ciara is not a pactverse faerie.

elle: already struggles with keeping up with hygiene and like...general Existence. surely would not associate any bodily function w/ anything but a task to complete or a mess to clean (<- other task). also presumably might need help going to the bathroom/being reminded that she needs to go sometimes so that certainly would not b anywhere near sexual to her

scion: uh. well. I don't think he knows what any of that shit is to be real with you. Does he even fucking count as blonde?

blake: is textually extremely triggered and distressed and disgusted by being dirty/unclean & losing control over his physical body, to the point where not being able to regularly shave is actively seriously detrimental to his mental health. his tragic character arc of having his identity degraded to the point where "is that still blake" becomes debatable a la ship-of-theseus question is viscerally represented by the fact that bogeyman-blake is just constantly filthy, to the point of turning snow into gray, stained slush when he walks thru it. struggling to deal with basic bodily functions & cleanliness while homeless absolutely severely traumatized him. he would react to someone else wetting themselves with, like, appropriately blake-like levels of kindness & concern, but he would still 100% find the actual piss disgusting. he would try to avoid showing it, but he would find it disgusting. we see him reacting with immense horror to conquest threatening to make him soil himself. if he were ever actually forced into a circumstance where he was genuinely worried about the possibility of pissing himself--let alone if he actually did so--he would have a Category 5 DEFCON 1 Mental Health Moment. all of which is a great reason he should have pissed himself at least once during pact! (<- i just elaborated on this point at such great length i had to force myself to backspace it all and move onto the next bulletpoint)

PMT: exact same trauma as blake. because you know. They were Blake before they got got. unlike blake, still capable of wanting to fuck people, but, like, We Know They're Not Doing Anything With Piss. leatherdyke piss kinkster pmt is a beautiful beautiful vision but its not true.

there you go. thats it. thats the tierlist.

[ausetkmt]

Video shows migrants waiting before ill-fated migrant boat voyage

03:41 - Source: CNN

CNN  — 

The hull of the fishing trawler lifted out of the water as it sank, catapulting people from the top deck into the black sea below. In the darkness, they grabbed onto whatever they could to stay afloat, pushing each other underwater in a frantic fight for survival. Some were screaming, many began to recite their final prayers.

“I can still hear the voice of a woman calling out for help,” one survivor of the migrant boat disaster off the coast of Greece told CNN. “You’d swim and move floating bodies out of your way.”

With hundreds of people still missing after the overloaded vessel capsized in the Mediterranean on June 14, the testimonies of those who were onboard paint a picture of chaos and desperation. They also call into question the Greek coast guard’s version of events, suggesting more lives could have been saved, and may even point to fault on the part of Greek authorities.

Rights groups allege the tragedy is both further evidence and a result of a new pattern in illegal pushbacks of migrant boats to other nations’ waters, with deadly consequences.

This boat was carrying up to 750 Pakistani, Syrian, Egyptian and Palestinian refugees and migrants. Only 104 people have been rescued alive.

CNN has interviewed multiple survivors of the shipwreck and their relatives, all of whom have wished to remain anonymous for security reasons and the fear of retribution from authorities in both Greece and at home.

One survivor from Syria, whom CNN is identifying as Rami, described how a Greek coast guard vessel approached the trawler multiple times to try to attach a rope to tow the ship, with disastrous results.

“The third time they towed us, the boat swayed to the right and everyone was screaming, people began falling into the sea, and the boat capsized and no one saw anyone anymore,” he said. “Brothers were separated, cousins were separated.”

Another Syrian man, identified as Mostafa, also believes it was the maneuver by the coast guard that caused the disaster. “The Greek captain pulled us too fast, it was extremely fast, this caused our boat to sink,” he said.

The Hellenic Coast Guard has repeatedly denied attempting to tow the vessel. An official investigation into the cause of the tragedy is still ongoing.

Coast guard spokesman Nikos Alexiou told CNN over the phone last week: “When the boat capsized, we were not even next to (the) boat. How could we be towing it?” Instead, he insisted they had only been “observing at a close distance” and that “a shift in weight probably caused by panic” had caused the boat to tip.

The Hellenic Coast Guard has declined to answer CNN’s specific requests for response to the survivor testimonies.

Direct accounts from those who survived the wreck have been limited, due to their concerns about speaking out and the media having little access to the survivors. CNN interviewed Rami and Mostafa outside the Malakasa migrant camp near Athens, where journalists are not permitted entry.

The Syrian men said the conditions on board the migrant boat deteriorated fast in the more than five days after it set off from Tobruk, Libya, in route to Italy. They had run out of water and had resorted to drinking from storage bottles that people had urinated in.

“People were dying. People were fainting. We used a rope to dip clothes into the sea and use that to squeeze water on people who had lost consciousness,” Rami said.

CNN’s analysis of marine traffic data, combined with information from NGOs, merchant vessels and the European Union border patrol agency, Frontex, suggests that Greek authorities were aware of the distressed vessel for at least 13 hours before it eventually sank early on June 14.

The Greek coast guard has maintained that people onboard the trawler had refused rescue and insisted they wanted to continue their journey to Italy. But survivors, relatives and activists say they had asked for help multiple times.

Earlier in the day, other ships tried to help the trawler. Directed by the Greek coast guard, two merchant vessels – Lucky Sailor and Faithful Warrior – approached the boat between 6 and 9 p.m. on June 13 to offer supplies, according to marine traffic data and the logs of those ships. But according to survivors this only caused more havoc onboard.

“Fights broke out over food and water, people were screaming and shouting,” Mostafa said. “If it wasn’t for people trying to calm the situation down, the boat was on the verge of sinking several times.”

By early evening, six people had already died onboard, according to an audio recording reviewed by CNN from Italian activist Nawal Soufi, who took a distress call from the migrant boat at around 7 p.m. Soufi’s communication with the vessel also corroborated Mostafa’s account that people moved from one side of the boat to the other after water bottles were passed from the cargo ships, causing it to sway dangerously.

The haunting final words sent from the migrant boat came just minutes before it capsized. According to a timeline published by NGO Alarm Phone they received a call, at around 1:45 a.m., with the words “Hello my friend… The ship you send is…” Then the call cuts out.

The coast guard says the vessel began to sink at around 2 a.m.

The next known activity in the area, according to marine traffic data, was the arrival of a cluster of vessels starting around 3 a.m. The Mayan Queen superyacht was the first on the scene for what soon became a mass rescue operation.

Human rights groups say the authorities had a duty to act to save lives, regardless of what people on board were saying to the coast guard before the migrant boat capsized.

“The boat was overcrowded, was unseaworthy and should have been rescued and people taken to safety, that’s quite clear,” UNHCR Special Envoy for the Central Mediterranean Vincent Cochetel told CNN in an interview. “There was a responsibility for the Greek authorities to coordinate a rescue to bring those people safely to land.”

Cochetel also pointed to a growing trend by countries, including Greece, to assist migrant boats in leaving their waters. “That’s a practice we’ve seen in recent months. Some coastal states provide food, provide water, sometimes life jackets, sometimes even fuel to allow such boats to continue to only one destination: Italy. And that’s not fair, Italy cannot cope with that responsibility alone.”

Survivors who say the coast guard tried to tow their boat say they don’t know what the aim was.

There have been multiple documented examples in recent years of Greek patrol boats engaging in so-called “pushbacks” of migrant vessels from Greek waters in recent years, including in a CNN investigation in 2020.

“It looks like what the Greeks have been doing since March 2020 as a matter of policy, which is pushbacks and trying to tow a boat to another country’s water in order to avoid the legal responsibility to rescue,” Omer Shatz, legal director of NGO Front-LEX, told CNN. “Because rescue means disembarkation and disembarkation means processing of asylum requests.”

Pushbacks are state measures aimed at forcing refugees and migrants out of their territory, while impeding access to legal and procedural frameworks, according to the Berlin-based European Center for Constitutional and Human Rights (ECCHR). They are a violation of international law, as well as European regulations.

And such measures do not appear to have deterred human traffickers whose businesses prey on vulnerable and desperate migrants.

In an interview with CNN last month, then Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis denied that his country engaged in intentional pushbacks and described them as a “completely unacceptable practice.” Mitsotakis is widely expected to win a second term in office in Sunday’s election, after failing to get an outright majority in a vote last month.

A series of Greek governments have been criticized for their handling of migration policy, including conditions in migrant camps, particularly following the 2015-16 refugee crisis, when more than 1 million people entered Europe through the country.

For those who lived through last week’s sinking, the harrowing experience will never be forgotten.

Mostafa and Rami both say they wish they had never made the journey, despite the fact they are now in Europe and are able to claim asylum.

Most of all, Mostafa says, he wishes the Greek coast guard had never approached their boat: “If they had left us be, we wouldn’t have drowned.”

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