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napsfor-technoblade · 10 months
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Me <- just realizing q!dan is canonically dead. At least the eggies have a babysitter, Trumpet (I'm calling him Trumpet now, deal with it) is with one of his dads now ^-^
Oh man, did Dan die before Trumpet did? Oh man. Man. Okay. At least he's not alone anymore
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liberalsarecool · 2 years
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When you have been Epsteined.
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wo-chienreacts · 9 months
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gotta love having a mother who thinks that the moon landing was faked, that flat earthers have good points, and that trump was america’s best president
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derangedbutfun · 16 days
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I'm sure Trump isn't used to getting up early every day and then having to pay attention for 5+ hours. Let the lil guy take a nap
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jlroberson · 22 days
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imogren · 4 months
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socialistexan · 2 months
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So I went through some of the list of "posts flagged for explicit content" on my blog, here are some of the things I found (I have screenshots, but I won't post them because I don't want to be nuked)
A video of my dog playing in the snow for the first time
A jar of hot sauce with just words on it
Multiple screenshots of ads that have run on tumblr
A comic about taking a nap with you're dog
The cover art for the Sonic and Garfield video game double pack
A list of the line of succession in 2017 when we thought maybe Trump might be removed from office
A Congressional district map of Texas
A dog sitting in a seat on a train
A photo of two women dressed similarly sitting at a dog in a restaurant (I think Panera?)
There's more but I got exhausted.
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hello could i pls have a continuation of the octopus child who’s scared of octavinelle with Leona and 2 random characters (you pick ofc) thank you⭐️
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Octopus Merchild Reader Scared of Octavinelle (2) | Yandere Twisted Wonderland
“I’ll stay with someone else! I don’t want them eating me in my sleep!”
Crowley is taken off guard when you duck under his legs and escape through a loose board 
He thought because of your cephalapod heritage you’d be thrilled to be taken care of by those in Octavinelle 
Also if you don’t go to live with him certain students were going to release some…darning photos
You’ll take his confusion and his general disgust of the place to run back to the school
Squeezing through tiny crevices until you’re in the mirror room and jumping through the one you’re sure can stand their ground against those creepy twins
“Oi what are you doing here kid?”
Leona, exactly who you’re looking for, finds you immediately
Walking through his training dorm members right to you
“I gotta hide here! The bad guys are gonna take me!”
He already knows who you’re talking about
You both have had conversations about them before
He’ll sigh look around and quickly lead you to his room
“Keep training, if I hear any of you skipped a lap I’m beating you into the next season.”
He’ll set you down with the intentions of putting you down for a nap
But you’re  far too worked up now that you’ve made an intense realization
“Wait if they fight you…”
“Yeah?”
“But there’s two of them and only one of you…”
“What, you don’t think I’m strong enough to take them both?”
“No way! They’ll make you into fried catfish!”
“Oi!” 
So after no z’s were being had he pulls a trump card 
or maybe two
“Hishishi you hiding out with us, little cub?”
“Ruggie-senpai please don’t make light of their fear.”
“Ruggie! Jack!”
Immediately all the fear you seem to have had is all gone
Now that Jack and Ruggie+ were here
“Feeling better, brat?” 
“Of course! With Jack’s big muscles there’s no way they could beat you guys.”
“Hehe you mean alongside him right?”
“Hmm not really…Jack can turn into a big wolf so..yeah.”
“...”
“.....”
“Don’t look at me like I was the one who said that.”
Eventually after a game or two you’ll doze off
Cozying up to Leona as he rests his eyes while Ruggie and Jack lay out the situation
They seem to get on the same page 
That is until something comes to mind
“Wait has anyone seen that cat?”
“Grim?”
“Yeah…isn’t he like always with (Y/n)?”
Suddenly the phone rings
“I believe we have something that belongs to a friend of yours. Mind putting them on the phone?”
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leohamatoblog · 2 months
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Headcanons of the boys that I think are 100% valid and no one can tell me otherwise:
Leo
• just dance legend
• is not allowed anywhere near the stove
• has the best sense of humor, only because he isn't trying to be funny, he's just very dry
• takes extremely good care of his teeth
• can nap literally anywhere
• king of gentleman. pulls out chairs, holds open doors, and will gladly give you his seat when you walk in the room, even if there's other places to sit
• will allow you to vent but doesn't hesitate to tell you when he thinks you were in the wrong
• big fan of greys anatomy
• weeb.
• he 100% is a wine guy.
• horrible at math
• not a physically affectionate guy but let him do things for you.
• head patter
• health nut but has a huge sweet tooth
• he may seem high strung, but the guy knows how to have a good time
Raph
• best hugger ever
• will ruffle your hair all the time
• he can and will pick you up just to move you out of the way
• emotionally in tune enough to be dangerous
• can sing very well
• 2nd best cook in the house
• loves cop shows
• showers twice a day just cause he can
• definitely an acts of service guy over physical affection. he can and will google how to fix your sink instead of calling donnie (who ends up there anyway). makes you gifts all the time
• loves puns
• big animal lover, cats specifically
• the loudest sneezer there ever was
• he has allergies and makes it everyone's problem
• very patient
• closeted swiftie and that speaks for itself.
Donnie
• black coffee drinker
• has the worst hygiene due to his work schedule
• loves real housewives
• can and will eat his weight in pasta
• physical affection is nice but he's more of a words of affirmation guy. he'll happily hug you but will never hesitate to tell you how he feels about you (after you get through the awkward stage)
• worst dancer
• very heavy sleeper when he does fall asleep
• king of sarcasm
• can speak multiple languages
• has the best laugh
• will stare at you until you pay attention to him
• heavy metal music is his favorite
• loves dirty jokes
• the biggest baby in the world when he's sick
• silent but deadly temper
Mikey
• king of nicknames
• most empathetic and emotionally aware person you'll ever meet
• type to pick you up to hug you
• cooking is his specialty
• physical affection, quality time, you name it, he loves it. he craves attention and connection. please show him your favorite things because he loves trying new stuff
• loves to gossip (definitely a girl's girl)
• lightweight
• extremely good at drawing
• very observant
• best dancer and can tango like it's no one's business
• really good at impressions (especially trump)
• very abstract thinker and good strategist
• very ticklish
• allergic to cats but loves them a lot
• not easily provoked but puts raph to shame when full blown angry
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loupy-mongoose · 9 months
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The journey was long.
Vast seas, ending in the same blue-to-blue horizon wherever they looked.
Randy led the Linden party guided by the compass he held. Without stars, this was what they had.
They passed the time by talking. Singing. Playing games. Sometimes chatting with Wingull flocks they passed. Sometimes Akoya and Persim transformed and dove in to snatch up a fish snack.
While mostly they flew, sometimes they teleported. They couldn't do it too much as it could cause the Mews--usually Randy--To get queasy.
Akoya, and less often Persim, also transformed into large water type Pokemon, like Lapras, to give them all a break from the monotony of flying. It also offered the babies a chance to stretch their legs and get some activity.
They traveled for several hours. Perzi woke from a nap to find Lav asleep, and Randy draped over her. He was watching the three kits sleep with glazed eyes.
Hey, Mate. Want me to take a turn watching?
The thin Mew blinked at him, seemingly remembering that he was even there. He opened his mouth to speak, but only a yawn came out.
That's a yes. Catch a nap, Randy. I got 'em.
Randy seemed hesitant, but soon his look turned grateful. Thanks, Perz... He stretched his arms, then folded them under his head and promptly fell asleep.
After a little while, the kits began to wake up. Midas was easy enough. He didn't move around much, apparently resistant to waking. Rosie wandered around on the limited zone of Akoya's shell. But she was careful and didn't go far enough to fall.
Momo was the one to watch. Since she was confidently flying, Perzi had to keep a close eye on her, and wrangle her back if she decided to stray. But she was enjoying this "game" she was playing with Uncle Perzi so it was easy enough!
WARNING: The following comic contains child endangerment
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Akoya plowed ahead with new urgency. Her family huddled on her back, gathered around Perzi and little Rosemary.
I'm so sorry, Rosie... I'm so sorry...
The little Mew shivered in her fathers hands as he held her close to his chest. Occasionally she let out uncomfortable twitters.
Randy, I... Persim's face was a mask of horror and guilt. I... I-I feel horrible. This... Th-this shouldn't h-have happened... I... Sh-she didn't...
Randy put his arm around the devastated Mew. Try not to worry about it, Persim. Let's try to keep calm so she can be.
Persim trembled under Randy's arm. As much as he might be angry at Perzi for letting this happen at all, the ache in his heart trumped it.
Thank you, Randy.
His ear twitched. He dared not turn his head for fear of smacking the distraught Mew with his muzzle.
If it weren't for you, she... He silenced, and shut his eyes, spilling tears down his cheeks.
Randy said nothing, and held him tighter.
Land!!
Their shiny Lapras mount jolted forward, and the riders fought to stay upright.
They watched as the spotted landmass slowly grew larger, signaling their eminent arrival in Hoenn...
And help for Rosie...
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...I'mma... go hide in a corner now.
Note: Randy's ring isn't present on purpose. He packed it away so he didn't lose it.
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Makin a fucking ghost au. cause if these bitches cant be happy then I'm making them at least bittersweet. so they'll remember what its like to be somewhat happy again
Tilín haunts a specific person, which is Quackity. They are always around him all the time. They're sad hearing their parent so broken, and they can't do anything to help. They laugh along to every prank he does, sticking up their middle fingers as he flees. They beg him not to kill their only sibling.
Juana haunts a specific item, the flower she gave Charlie. Charlie always keeps it in his bag, so by association, she is also always around him. Sometimes Mariana has it, and sometimes Charlie does. Grasping onto the last living thing their daughter gave them.
Trump haunts a specific place, the adoption center. His parents didn't show up to keep him alive.. maybe they'll look for him there. Was it something wrong with him? Maybe if he waits a little longer, they'll show up. Surely.
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ind1c0lite · 10 months
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(Basic context is that AU of Duel Desinties where the phantom impersonates Phoenix to get him found guilty of Clay's murder, I talk more under the cut abt it jkhlj)
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-Basically meant to be a parallel to turnabout trump, cause if you can have ONE boss get found guilty of murder, why not a second one?
-OK basically: everything in DD happens normally until like- a day before clays murder, Phoenix gets yoinked by the phantom somehow (he is still alive, just being held captive), Phantom is still Fulbright, but they've decided to be silly goofy (target Phoenix and get him found guilty of murder, escape police custody and then murder phoenix and make it seem like Phoenix accidentally died while on the run, thats why they didn't kill phoenix right away unlike the real Fulbright) there is an imposter amo-
-I dont have the logistics as to how this affects solving Metis's murder, and how it effects what evidence is used n whatnot and turnabout for tomorrow as a whole, so im just going nuts HGJKHLJ
-Originally I was actually imagining this taking place during turnabout for tomorrow and I wanted that case to be apollo v klavier instead of phoenix and edgeworth and thats why klav is in here instead of Simon (I decided that Simon got badly injured and couldn't stand in court for the retrial, so klavier was asked to step in)
-The courtroom bombing still happens the same way it does normally, but Apollo decides to take up the case again instead of taking a leave, instead of like, you know, healing from the traumatic event that just happened, turnabout countdown still happens as well
-Apollo and Athena do not find out about the phantom's existence until well after this trial, so they have no idea that Phoenix could've possibly been replaced, though simon, after hearing about the trial, might be suspicious about whether or not that was the real Phoenix
-The Phantom had been not only keeping an eye on Simon for a while, but was also stalking Phoenix and Edgeworth after they both started looking into UR-1, so they were able to impersonate phoenix so well that not even his own daughter thought that anything was up (though while Trucy did find him a *little* bit off, but she figured that it might've been the bombing that caused him to act ever so slightly weird, so she didn't pay much mind to it until she heard about his confession in court and realized it might've been because he possibly, ya know, killed someone)
-it's pretty much just switching Athena being framed for murder with Phoenix, and instead of the trial ending on a cliffhanger, it continues on (probably with Klavier insisting on it) ending with soloman being found innocent and Phoenix being declared guilty
-There's a couple days inbetween the end of the cosmic turnabout and the start of turnabout for tomorrow, so Athena, Apollo and Trucy all get a little bit to process the fact that "oh god my boss/my dad killed someone" (simons execution date is pushed back a bit in this au) and they probably get to talk with Klavier and eventually a lil bit with Simon after he gets out
-Im not sure how it all winds down in turnabout for tomorrow (Phoenix escaping and being at large is basically the perfect cover for the phantom to resume being fulbright for that trial) but they do eventually realize that the phoenix who confessed wasn't the real one and now there's a search on going to find out where the real one is being held captive, hes fineeee just ready to take a week long nap and a good vacation (along with every other waa member)
-I dont have anything else to add on rn but if you want to add something or just throw in a scenario feel free to!! this idea has been bouncing around my head for like a month now and Im very happy to finally show yall it
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“Now, like many of Trump’s strangest behaviors, his impromptu naps threaten to become normal, as though catnapping through a lurid trial is typical. But they shouldn’t be mere comic fodder, nor accepted as normal: They are a worrisome sign about a leading presidential candidate. If Trump can’t manage to stay awake during a trial when his very freedom is on the line, what are the chances that he will be able to focus on the intricacies of a spiraling regional war, a trade policy, or any new crisis that might face him if he returns to the White House?”
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chrollohearttags · 10 months
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sing me a lullaby, my sweet temptation • r. braun
helping reiner sleep after a bout of insomnia
content and themes: plus size black reader, domestic sweetness, pure fluff, reiner being a big baby 🥹, pet names used (poundcake, pumpkin, sugar) selfship coded bc duh, wc is like less than 1K
“rei, pumpkin. Why don’t you come to bed already? It’s late and you need rest.”
you’d find yourself shouting from the master bedroom of the spacious, yet cozy cabin-style home. Your voice echoed throughout the long hallway leading towards the kitchen and living room. Yet it seemed that it was all falling on deaf ears. Much like it had many nights when you’d hear his heavy footsteps traipsing the halls…
“In a minute, pound cake. I’m just doing something..”
and it was met with the same answer each time: an excuse as to why he wasn’t lying beside you at this hour..it wasn’t for some mysterious reason; some trumped up lie to evade you but rather to avoid facing the truth. That your dear Reiner..was an insomniac! The big teddy bear of a man you knew and loved had been suffering with lack of sleep for quite some time now. You were afraid he’d overwork himself but all he’d do is give you that big, goofy grin, a kiss to the forehead and say: “ahh, don’t worry yer’ pretty lil’ head about me, sugar. I’m just fine.” Which you knew was the furthest thing from! That man couldn’t lie to save his life. However, you were tired of watching him exhaust himself with no chance of rest so you began researching to find solutions for him. Making batches of teas, buying him gummies and melatonin, even giving him massages in hopes to soothe his aching muscles but alas, nothing worked! The insane part was that when you two first met, he was a literal sleepaholic..complete opposite end of the spectrum. Sometimes, your dates would consist of you two coming to each other’s dorms just to nap and cuddle. Now the poor thing couldn’t get more than three hours a night. Finally, you’d hear getting closer and soon, you were greeted with the haggard yet handsome face of your sweetheart. Shirtless in only pajama bottoms. In his hand was another cup of tea but the second you spotted him, you were saddened because you just wanted him to get some sort of relief. “C’mere, pumpkin.” Extending your open arms for him to come jump between them and that’s exactly what he did. Jaded and exhausted as ever, the only time he found was in your arms and no matter what, he could feel somewhat at ease with you holding him close. “ ‘M sorry, sugar. I hate ta’ worry you. I just can’t sleep for anything. I’m trying..” confessing with his face smothered into the crook of your neck. You’d gently caress the top of his back and kiss his forehead. “You have nothing to apologize for, baby. It’ll be okay.”
if anything, you felt sorry for him. For a moment, you’d sit there holding him as the TV hummed quietly in the background. His arms cradled around your stomach and cheek resting on your chest. The warmth of your body was so soothing…the scent of vanilla and cocoa butter from your after shower moisturizers wafting through his nostrils. There wasn’t a single place he’d rather be than right here. Suddenly, a rather familiar song began playing in the movie and subconscious, you’d begin singing along. Absentmindedly, as you had done so many times before…when you were riding along with him in the passenger seat of his truck. When you were in the shower and even at church on Sundays, where he first heard that angelic voice. The very same one that had made him feel at ease on his worst days. Tonight was no exception! So as he sat in your embrace, letting you hum the soft melody aloud, he’d smile and close his eyes, just resting his head idly. You’d bring your hand up to gently rake them through his blonde locks. It wasn’t longe before you found yourself looking down at him and to your surprise…
“Rei? Pumpkin?”
he was fast asleep! Lightly snoring and bearing his weight on you like a blanket. Snickering to yourself, you’d reach across his sleeping body for the other end of the comforter and draped it across both of you. Bidding him one more kiss, you’d snuggle in and get comfortable alongside him.
“Goodnight, my love. Sweet dreams.”
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ladykettlechips · 3 months
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It's Not That Deep
Being kind is a choice. Sadly, so is being a dick.
I absolutely adore being part of a community where I can share my passion with others, be it as a writer of fanfic or simply a bystander. However, there are also downsides to being within a community, and sadly, it is other people who can ruin that joy and our experience of creating something for other fans, who want to devour content while a series is still being created, or has come to an end.
It seems like it is a frequent thing for a handful of people to ruin the fandom experience for others. They become anonymous or hide behind a name in order to actively go out of their way to harass creators within the community. There have been threats and vile accusations thrown about, and for what? To scare people off of AO3 and tumblr, just because you don't like something they created for a FICTIONAL character within a FICTIONAL setting?
Loves, it's not that deep.
Sadly, these kinds of people have run creators off of various apps and websites with their continued harassment. They have gone above and beyond to act horrible towards people they don't know, for a story or a piece of artwork they could have clicked the back button on. For something THEY can actively turn their back on and ignore.
If they had as much passion and energy for real world issues, their time would be much better spent. Instead, they have chosen to take a cowards route and harass other people online for something that is, in truth, insignificant to them. It is as if these people are consciously ignoring tags or warnings, because they WANT to start a fight and act in such a disgusting manner.
I can't understand it, really. Your time is much better spent doing things you enjoy, rather than coming after people who are doing the things that they enjoy.
Now, if the creators were actively promoting bad things, then yes, call them out on it or report them. Half the time though, these creators put disclaimers about how they don't promote certain things, but it is there for fictional purposes.
Our time and energy is precious, and for those taking time out of their hectic schedules to share their passion with us is a wonderful gift. Yet there are those who want to destroy that passion, and it is a sad thing when they win; sadly, cruelty often trumps kindness, and I have seen one too many creators fall to the whims of people who prefer to be dicks over being kind.
I would hope these people eventually see some sense and stop what they are doing, but trolls don't always see reason or see the light. I just hope that someday they get the hug they have been craving, or perhaps the talk they need to understand why they act like this. Until then:
It's not that deep.
It's not that serious.
It is FICTION, not reality.
Your favourites won't notice you regardless of how hostile you become.
You are not making the internet a better place with your harassment.
Have a hug, eat a snickers. I highly doubt you'd act like this in real life to people you know, or to someone else's face, so go have a nap and chill a bit. Don't make a mountain of a molehill, and remember that these fictional characters you are getting into a tizzy over are not real.
Thanks. Peace out.
Edit to add: I have yet to be harassed. I know it will happen one day, because it is inevitable at this point, but I am speaking out for my friends and fellow writers who have sadly experienced it.
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