'Things are different here, sir,' said Carrot. 'It wasn't until ten years ago that they replaced trial by ordeal with trial by lawyer, and that was only because they found that lawyers were nastier.'
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
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There’s something incredibly.... charming(???) about two knights arguing over whose queen is most beautiful, and deciding to determine which is more beautiful through beating the shit out of each other?
“My queen [whom you have never seen before] is more beautiful than your queen [whom I have never seen before], and we can definitively prove whether this statement is objectively true or false by dueling each other and seeing who wins”
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LUNE POURPRE encore et toujours par-delà les mers, au Canada, sur chapters.indigo.ca 🇨🇦🇨🇵🇨🇦🇨🇵🇨🇦🇨🇵🇨🇦
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Witchducked: The enduring legacy of Grace Sherwood, the Witch of Pungo – The Virginian-Pilot
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2000 Years of Death By Elephant
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THAT'S the woody woodpecker song Ho-ho-ho ho ho! Yeah, he's a-peckin' it all Day today peace and love
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"No one's allowed to use the TV down in the lounge! I reserved it specifically today for the all-day Soul Eater marathon, and I will NOT MISS A SINGLE SECOND OF IT!"
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80% sure my “straight” coworker sent me dick and ass pics on grindr bc i know that phone case and i def saw that shirt today
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find myself thinking about the emblem paralogues and like. really cute throwbacks to iconic chapters of FE history and all but when in the narrative are these supposed to happen and also like. man these are meant to be bond deepening faux skirmishes but if you're playing with permadeath on. woof if someone dies. and some of these are a bitch of a fight too I am looking at you Leif.
personally I think post chapter 20 pre chapter 21 is a good spot to like. narratively chunk them all in. something something alear wants to prove themselves something something pilgrimage spent further establishing and deepening divine right or whatever
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