#This is half joking

[televised-static]

The Vees vee formation polycule except Vel is the one dating both of the others. Val and Vox still haven't worked shit out tbh

#this is half joking #polyvees #poly vees #do people put a space in that or not idfk #vox #velvette #valentino #hazbin hotel #vox talks

[overheard-at-camp-half-blood]

If y’all reacted that way when you found out Annabeth was black, how are you going to react when you find out Leo is Afro-Latino or when Nico is Asian?

#leo valdez #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #this is half joking #don’t come for me #though I do headcanon Leo and Nico these races

[neoncityrain]

nobody talk to me about rain world or sky: cotl im boutta work on the mechit starbound race again

#chattering #this is half joking

[velvetjune]

it would be funny if, considering how Barry and Alice are close friends now, Rose gets to know Alice in an upcoming game. Stole his fangirl too. uno reverse card with Alan’s life

#might delete #alan wake 2 #alice wake #this is half joking #but I Do want Alan wake 3 to be about Alice 😤

[moesartblog]

Ppl are too afraid to put more than one butch in any given scenario I need them to know they are all cowards and if a line up of 15 characters aren’t all butch it’s Objectively Bad ™

#this is half joking

[mustelavison]

explanation as to why i havent been posting

i hope this helps

#this is half joking #it is about to become my no 1 most played steam game #jokes aside tho its definitely been alot of school and then me not being motivated to draw when i come back from school #but certainly motivated to beat up monsters with a giant sword #monster hunter #monster hunter world #mhw #mhw iceborne #monster hunter world iceborne

[onebizarrekai]

fictional genres and relationship dynamics are not gross. stale food is gross. dirty dishes that have been sitting there for 24 hours are gross. take a break from bickering with strangers on the internet and go do your dishes

#my life experience is incredibly specific #this is half joking #random stuff

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

house md is a podcast until i hear wilson and i start licking the screen

#this is half joking #i do listen until wilson comes on and i WATCH with LUST and LOVE #james wilson #house md #hilson

[stillbreathing-aer]

guys i'm not much of a patriot but FUCK put tgm in front of me and it's GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️‼️

#woah aer talks? #ugh #i'm #the things fictional characters do to me #i need to sleep though so i stopped rewatching at like 40 min in #but OH MY GOD #bradley rooster bradshaw the man that you are. #i loved this era of my life. #FUCK. #tgm #top gun maverick #maverick top gun #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #miles teller #PROUD TO LIVE IN THE U S A #U S A U S A #this is half joking #but um #yeah #goodnight 😚

[workingonit-currently]

Unpopular opinion but Ollie Plimsolls would calm down so much if you gave him satin pyjamas.

#the league of gentlemen #league of gentlemen #ollie plimsolls #ollie #this is half joking #but also half not #those satin pj's are magic #i swear

[sonofapunk]

maybe I'll just make timlonnie actually toxic. Maybe they should be codependent. Maybe they can't live without each other. what if they were possessive and unhinged? what if they wanted to crawl into each other's skin? perhaps they are so in love they'd do anything for each other. What if their respect and love circles all the way back around to "my mission is so important and you are equal to it so because I love you I will not hold back". Another flavor of "you would kill me, my love?" "For Wakanda, without question." They make out after arguments. They are never apart. What then

#this is half joking #i just think fiction is a fun place to explore things like this and there's nothing ethically wrong with that

[excavatinglizard]

Don’t you love having a ship or character that you’re just SO SO PICKY about how they’re written that a good couple hundred fics get dwindled down to five you’re willing to read. Sorry that was such a run-on sentence but I’m being driven mad by lack of content that is in exactly the style and character interpretation that *I* want :/

#this is half joking #but also I unfortunately dislike most of the fic characterizations of these characters #so I’m left with very little content to chew on #dumb shit i do

[rincewind87]

I've been having a lot of trouble with food lately. A combination of stress exacerbating my executive function issues and my new dietary restrictions exacerbating my food issues.

My wife was helping me brainstorm solutions. One of the things that came up was a semi-joke post about savory sandwiches done in aspic instead of bread. And I was like..."well I'm maybe a little high but I wouldn't say no to savory jello with salami and a pickle in it."

And we talked a bit more and then she said "well, we could try just making plain gelatin with chicken broth..."

And I said "chicken flavored jello?! That would be the perfect food! It would be like eating food without all the problems of food."

And then I laughed. Cause anybody ever thought I wasn't autistic. I'd eat chicken jello with vitamins in it forever. Please and thank you.

#yes i know i need other food #this is half joking #i wont eat jello forever #add brain #audhd #humans are weird #i wrote this #tw eating disorder

[ollierachnid]

i simply choose to take everything kevan says about stanley as fact

#british? ok #uses gender neutral restrooms? yep #gay but closeted until 2015? yessir #dumb as bricks? you know it #pretzel talks #this is half joking #the stanley parable #kevan funny as hell though

[appri-dot]

You see, to balance the Christian morality drive that prevents me from drawing sexy art, I listen to super scary creepypasta readings with sound effect jumpscares to repent live

#this is half joking #i feel like listening to horror while drawing hot ocs is going to effect me psychologically but hey we'll figure it out later!

[inkoherentwriting]

nobody asked about this but i think guilbert and miraina will get along not because they both have issues bonding with their respective brothers but because they are both two handed weapon wielders

#elder scrolls oblivion #oc: miraina #guilbert jemane #This is half joking #I consider those two half not a ship #Because miraina is emotionally immature when she meets guilbert and refusing to reach out to jesan out of jealousy and grief #and guilbert is struggling with his own need to take care of someone/being in a caretaker role #versus reynald's valid desire not to become his brother's next object of concern #Those two r not ready for a relationship (trying to write slow burn that may not go anywhere for the first time) #teehee #we shall see