#don’t come for me

[jasmindoodles]

I went down a rabbit hole of namuri tags and now I’m trapped! 💀 I’ve had this idea of Namor showing off his daughter to the whales and I just had to get it out of my system . 🐋

#my art #fan art #digital art #shuri x namor #shuri black panther #namor x shuri #mcu shuri #queen shuri #namuri #namuri baby #mcu fanart #mcu namor #namor of talokan #don’t come for me #Idk how to draw babies #nor accurately sized whales #I’m here for this ship now #mcu oc

[sinsandsweetness]

💿 I was thinking maybe Daryl and consensual somnophilia ? If that’s alright?

cw- somnophilia. proceed with caution.

18+ below the cut

You’re so fucking close to him. He can’t help the way his body’s reacting. Sharing a sleeping bag as an attempt to keep warm in the crisp autumn evening. It’s working. Oh boy, is it ever working. He’s warm. Hot even. Burning up at the feeling of your ass pressed to his crotch. And not to mention, he’s rock solid. Trying his absolute hardest not to move his hips against you but goddamn, you’re not making it easy. The way you’re pushing back on him in your sleep…

You are asleep. He knows that. You don’t want him. It’s just your body reacting to his. To the closeness. At least that’s what he tells himself.

What he wouldn’t give to pull your pretty little pyjama pants down and fuck you sideways til the sun comes up.

“Mmhm,”

He freezes at the sound of your moan. Was he rocking too hard? Did he wake you up from the throbbing tent in his pants?

But as he listens closely, he can still hear that soft, adorable snore coming from your nose. At the realization, his shoulders relax and he nuzzles his face into your neck.

He knows he’d be way too scared to touch you like this if you were awake. The way he’s breathing in your scent, with his lips brushing your neck. His arm wrapped around your waist and pulling you flush against his chest. Against his painfully hard, swollen erection. The one that’s probably leaking through his flannel pyjama pants if he had the courage to turn around and feel. He doesn’t. He doesn’t even want to know if it’s true. The thought alone makes him cringe. God, he feels pathetic. The only time he can show you what you mean to him is when you aren’t even awake to see it. To feel it. Well… you can feel it. But you’re not aware of it. You’re not even conscious.

The hand around your waist trails lower. Reaching the thin band of your sleep pants, Daryl starts to fidget with the flimsy drawstring. Fighting the temptation to slip his hand underneath and rub you over your panties. Show him how much you really mean to him.

He shouldn’t. He knows better. But for some reason it doesn’t stop him from grinding further into your ass. Squeezing his eyes shut at the feeling, doing everything in his power not to moan right in your ear.

His stomach drops when he feels your hand grab his. The one fidgeting with your drawstrings. His mouth gets all dry and he feels like he’s about to throw up. That is, until you press his hand further down, guiding his touch to your cotton covered cunt.

He’s frozen. Confused. Heart racing so hard he can feel it against the pillow. He can hear his blood pumping through his damn arteries.

You moved. He knows you’re still asleep. He’d put money on it. But you fucking moved his hand in your sleep and now, he doesn’t even know what to do with himself.

His temptations get the best of him and slowly, he starts to rub lazy circles over your clit. Soft, tired mumbles begin to leave your throat. No words, just faint, sleepy sounds. Groans and whimpers. Subconsciously asking for more. Begging for some form of release.

“Fuck,” he breathes out. Continuing to grind into your ass. Slow as his body will let him. He can already feel his orgasm starting to build. Dick throbbing as he uses your cheeks. Chasing the sweet friction of your warmth against his cock.

He can’t help himself. He doesn’t even want to. It’s a miracle you haven’t woken up yet, and it’s giving him this rush of adrenaline that has him wondering what else he can get away with. What else you can manage to sleep through.

That’s when he slips his hands under your waist band. Under your panties too. The pad of his middle finger immediately going to glide up through your drooling slit. Already soaking with arousal.

Shit.

Your warm cunt practically invites him in. He starts pumping to the same rhythm as his thrusts against your ass. You let out a moan at the feeling of his thick digits hitting your sweet spot.

Fuck. He buries himself into your neck as he fingers you. He doesn’t even want to see if he woke you up. You’re not stopping him. So you mustn’t have an issue, on the off chance that you are awake.

You’re still gripping the arm that’s wrapped around you, muscles flexing against your touch as his fingers work their borderline magic below the covers. You feel yourself drifting in and out of that drowsy state between awake and asleep. Feeling the warmth encompass you as your orgasm starts to flow through you. A wave of dreamlike pleasure erupting from your core as the man’s hips from behind you start to stutter. Cumming right there in his pyjama pants. His movements slow to a halt as he’s forced to come to terms with what he’s done. His eyes are still closed. Too scared to look up and see your pretty ones looking back at him. So with his blue eyes closed, he gently removes his hands from your panties, still dripping with your creamy substances.

It’s hitting him. The fact that he just made you come. And he’s starting to feel guilty, the feeling quickly forcing him to come down from his high. Stomach beginning to churn as his heart rate speeds up once again.

Just turn around and go to sleep.

He listens to the voice in his head. Trying his best to turn over without making a sound. Without bothering your limp body laying next to him.

He lifts his fingers to his mouth and he’s convinced he could come again from the taste of you.

Within a few minutes, he starts to doze off, facing the dark, mesh siding of the tent. He feels you rustle beside him in the sleeping bag. Flipping around and snaking an arm around his own waist. Quickly settling your body against his back. Cuddling up like his puzzle piece and tucking your chin on his shoulder.

You press a sweet kiss right below his ear and mumble a quiet, “g’night, D.”, into his skin.

And to avoid the humiliation that rapidly shoots up his core and burns like a fire across his whole face, he decides that it’s probably his turn to pretend to be asleep.

#consent is important #this is fiction #don’t come for me #reader loves him back so just… let me have my fun #t’s 1k celebration #Daryl x reader #Daryl daydream #Daryl Dixon x reader #cw: somno #daryl dixon smut #loser!virgin!daryl #soft somno

[nostalgicish]

screenshot redraw/meme redraw idk i thought it was funny

original under the cut :)

#laugh and tell me im funny #im a blue eyed lance truther but sometimes……… #voltron #vld #lance mcclain #vld lance #my art i guess #consistent art style? never heard of her #don’t come for me

[stell-af37]

No hate to it but I cannot imagine the mind of an awards voter when watching poor things. Like Emma stone shoves a cucumber up her cooch and they were like yes. That movie. Give it all the stupid little trophies.

#poor things #im tired #oscars #award shows #funny? #movies #not for me #don’t come for me

[loveyourownsmiilee]

I know this most probably won’t happen, but I swear to everything holy, if we get a drunk Buck and Eddie moment during Chim’s bachelor party, where they hook up, then wake up in the same bed together the next morning, I will fucking die. I will literally fucking die and no one will be able to bring me back to fucking life.

#buddie #I’m not being serious about this #it’s more of a what ifff knowing it won’t happen #don’t come for me #imagine Monica and Chandler on friends type situation

[surfthestardust]

#im not stupid I know these aren’t all fish so #don’t come for me #anyways enjoy besties #fish #fish poll #poll #polls #emoji poll #emoji #I have polls

[artbyace]

remus and cassie <3

happy new year everyone!! here’s my present to u , part of my wolfstar dads wip

this past year has been a wild ride. it was my first time ever downloading tumblr, and i took a leap of faith and started making marauders art. i have never been met with so much kindness and support , thank you all!!! this year has been one of the absolute hardest for me; i lost my house, had family members in the hospital, and so much more. but through it all, i got so much love on here and every little bit helped me through. here’s to another year of art, growth, and happiness!

credit to @industrations for the og creation of the lovely cassiopeia <3

#happy new year #! #special thanks to my followers and mutuals #y’all are the best #muah #idk why remus has a stache #don’t come for me #remus lupin #remus lupin fanart #cassie tag #wolfstar #wolfstar dads #wip #fanart wip #marauders fanart #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #artbyace #my art

[mylifeingotham]

Batfam running their own fan accounts (but this time as their superhero identity)

#don’t come for me #there is no live action damian #i had to make do with what i had #batman #bruce wayne #robin #gotham #batman and robin #damian wayne al ghul #jason todd #bats #batfam #batfamily #dick wayne #dick grayson wayne #dick grayson #jason todd wayne #jason wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #tim drake wayne #tim drake #tim wayne #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #batsy #richard grayson wayne #socmed au

[stinkybrowndogs]

The final batch of spitz breeds! 4/4! All done!

#my art #spitz breeds #husky #Akita #Alaskan malamute #it should b noted that Alaskan huskies don’t have a physical standard #but I included them bc a lot of them r very spitz #and also bc it filled out the sheet nicely #don’t come for me

[cupidskissx]

Did you take photos? #australiangp ^^

#here you go lovely anon #some piccies ft. Charles setting the fastest FP3 time #❤️ #spot the broadcast delay #I didn’t go on race day #wasn’t enough to prevent my presence seeping into the atmosphere and causing Singapore 2.0 #Charles underperforming in quali #George final lap crash #Carlos win #carl*ndo podium #< I genuinely liked their ship when they were teammates #asterisking to prevent lestappen appearing in their tag #don’t come for me #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #2024 lestappen highlights #Loz at Aus #australian gp 2024

[macfrog]

I stg, if Vanessa shows up at the hospital after reader gave birth…. I’m gonna riot. 👿 we do not want her there!

after she gives birth? homie, she’s her birthing partner

and by birthing partner, i mean vanessa is in the corner clutching a v-shaped pillow doing her own breathing exercises and tryna stay zen cause she’s such an empath and it’s just all so much to watch your long-term-ex-now-rekindled-flame-boyfriend’s next-door-neighbor-slash-one-night-stand-turned-baby-mama give birth to your new goddaughter or godson, and shit man who’s considering her feelings?

#ok the godchild part was a joke #don’t come for me #chats w max #anon #sweet child o' mine

[arachnecrane]

🤭🏃‍♀️

#tbosas rp #arachne #tbosas #arachne crane #arachne crane rp #tbosbas rp #tbosbas #lesbian #don’t come for me #lgbtq

[the-daily-dreamer]

You know what? I’m not done defending Aemond.

Firstly, Vhagar is the most powerful dragon in the current world, is over 150+ years old, and is not property to be owned and passed on. She had several owners Visenya Targaryen, Baelon Targaryen, Laena Velaryon, and Aemond Targaryen. None of whom were parent child relationships. The entire concept that Vhagar was a birthright is laughable at best. Dragon’s are not hereditarily acquired or passed down. Rhaena Targaryen had no more claim to Vhagar than anyone else who could become a dragonrider.

I can understand that as a young child grieving the loss of her mother, Vhagar is much more valuable to Rhaena and she would assume she could make a claim to her. But in the end, she didn’t. Vhagar wasn’t naturally hers to inherit. Dragons are not property; they are powerful creature that must be earned. And Aemond did just that by being the bravest ten year old and gaining the respect and trust of the most impressive dragon in the show.

Secondly, Aemond was bullied by his shitty brother and (even shittier) cousins, and he proved them all wrong. I keep seeing Targ, or more specifically Rhaenyra, stans talk about how sweet and wonderful Rhaenyra’s kids are, but last I checked sweet kids don’t bully and humiliate their cousin for the fact that they don’t have an extremely important family gift. They know he’s embarrassed by it. They know it bothers him. And they decide it hilarious to further humiliate him by giving him a pig: “the pink dread”. The kids are assholes, and Aemond proved his worth with his action of claiming Vhagar.

I already established he did nothing wrong by claiming a free dragon. But I think it’s even more important to show why he did it. Aemond was bullied and taunted by his cousins and brother for not having a dragon, and he decided to prove to himself and the kids who bullied him that he is brave enough and worthy enough to have a dragon. And not just any dragon, the greatest dragon. It’s a power move to prove himself against his, and he did it masterfully.

Thirdly, Aemond didn’t start the fight. That fight was started by Rhaena and Baela and joined by Jace and Luke. They all sought him out and started picking a fight with him. Rhaena is the one who made the fight first turn physical, and while I never agree with boys hitting girls, I also don’t agree with girls hitting boys. Violence is violence. Rhaena charged at Aemond with intent to hurt him and he pushed her off. He defended himself. Baela then charges at Aemond and punches him, when all he did was push her sister off him. He swings back (not cool but like...you try getting beat up and just taking it). Then all hell breaks loose. The conclusion on this point is that Aemond didn’t start shit. The other kids sought him out and started attacking him. Aemond simply defended himself.

Fourthly, and most importantly, the fight was completely and totally UNFAIR. Four against one is not a fair fight. All four kids circled him while he was on the ground and were mercilessly beating him. Again FOUR. Four kids, eight hands, punching him over and over. He pushed as many as he could off him and grabbed a rock for protection. And then when everyone stopped beating him, he lowered his hand with the rock. He clearly wasn’t going to beat Luke with that rock.

The only time he goes to be violent again is when Jace pulls out a fucking KNIFE on him and goes to stab him over being called a bastard (which is 100% true. The boys are bastards). Only then, when Jace has a knife does Aemond go once again to defend himself with that rock. Only to then get his eye cut out by Luke. Where in that scene does Aemond have anything fair? He’s the same age as these kids. He didn’t instigate anything, he was unfairly being fought by four kids (and winning too), and he defended himself against a knife.

Essentially, Aemond Targaryen is a child, and really didn’t do much wrong in this situation. He was bullied and harassed by his shithead brother and cousins for not having a dragon. He proved himself by gaining the mightiest dragon, which was his right as Vhagar was free to claim and isn’t hereditary property. He was sought out by the same shithead cousins and the Velaryon girls who instigated a physical fight with him and then all ganged up on him and beat him. And then he had his eye cut out for defending himself against a kid who pulled a knife on him.

If you watched any of that scene and thought “Yeah. This kid deserved to be beaten and mutilated by his bullies for taking a free dragon”...then you need help. That scene was disgusting and unfair, and Aemond was right.

#house of the dragon #game of thrones #anti targ stans #anti targaryen #aemond targaryen #aemond one eye #anti Baela Targaryen #anti Rhaena Targaryen #anti jacaerys Targaryen #anti Lucerys Targaryen #I’m tagging anti for the kids just in case #don’t come for me #pro aemond targaryen #vhagar

[overheard-at-camp-half-blood]

If y’all reacted that way when you found out Annabeth was black, how are you going to react when you find out Leo is Afro-Latino or when Nico is Asian?

#leo valdez #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #this is half joking #don’t come for me #though I do headcanon Leo and Nico these races

[duke-is-the-shit]

If Annabel Lee is the Lady in White, would that make Lenore…the Man in Black?

#don’t come for me #nevermore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #lenore nevermore

[unknown-echo]

VINCENT 😍😍😍😍

#my art #dead plate #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #vincent charbonneau in a DRESS BC FUCK YES #hes so hot #echo babbles #yes i know vincent’s left hand looks weird on the full body #don’t come for me #i didn’t realize until after the piece was done #lmao #i’m a little stupid #anyway hope you enjoy