#This is all so unbelievably dumb

[watermelonsloth]

Sasuke needs to stop neglecting his family or come up with a better excuse to do so

Sasuke leaving the village all of the time and not contacting his family for over a decade so that no one attacks his family to get to him is so stupid. At first glance it seems nice that he cares so much, but if you actually think about it, it just doesn’t hold up.

I can see how a letter getting intercepted could be a concern, but I feel like there are ways around it. You can seal the letter shut. You can make the letter coded. You can be purposefully vague. You can teleport it or yourself. You can send it with a shadow clone. You can just send a shadow clone to talk to your family.

If Sasuke is so paranoid of people finding out about his family that he refuses to contact them, why does Sakura and Sarada use the Uchiha name and symbol? Sasuke is known worldwide as the last Uchiha. I don’t think coming to the conclusion that the grown woman that looks nothing like an Uchiha and her daughter that does, who both use the Uchiha name and crest, being the wife and daughter of Sasuke is difficult. Shouldn’t they both be using the Haruno name and symbol?

Who is Sasuke so scared of anyway? He claims that his wife isn’t weak and he knows that Naruto's stuck in the village as Hokage, isn’t he confident they can protect themselves? Does he think Sakura would be neglectful of their daughter? Does he think Naruto would be neglectful of the village? Also, why is Sasuke, seemingly, under the impression that if Sakura and Sarada were attacked or kidnapped, he wouldn’t be able to deal with the situation? He is the second most powerful shinobi in history and he knows it. Maybe he’s worried about Otsutsuki, but Sarada was at least born and old enough to have memories with her father by the time Sasuke had any reason to believe Otsutsuki were a risk. Why wasn’t he at home before that?

I’d like to add that Sasuke also hasn’t been characterized as paranoid or even overprotective before this, so this decision is out of character not only for his sudden disinterest in his family, but also for him abandoning his family because of the risk of them being hurt. If this is all caused by the situation being different because of his feelings or whatever, then why doesn’t the Gaiden or Boruto manga make it clear? If you argue that Sasuke’s feelings are different, then you’re also saying that Kishimoto expects his audience to write his story for him.

If the risk of his family being hurt bothers him so much, why does he have a family to begin with? He never interacts with them, so it isn’t for emotional support provided by or to him. He’s never in Konoha, so it’s not so he has somewhere nice to return to. I doubt it’s for tax benefits. If it’s for his lineage, then why not donate sperm or be in an uncommitted relationship?

Even if this entire excuse made any sense, Sasuke would still be so shitty for abandoning his (potentially pregnant) wife and child in the village before having to be dragged back over a decade later. He comes across as so neglectful and Sakura comes across as having lost all of her self respect because she not only puts up with it, but she actively defends him. Is Sasuke even paying child support?

I don’t know if I’m angrier at Sasuke for leaving, SasuSaku fans for defending or even romanticizing this, or Kishimoto for writing this.

#Anti gaiden #anti sasusaku #Anti Sasuke Uchiha #This is all so unbelievably dumb #Anti sasusakusara #Because the fans put their name together like a ship name #For some reason #my stooff

[keclan]

breaking my silence as the resident swiftie mutual. it was bad.

#what a mess... #31 songs and only like... 4 were even passable #imgonnagetyouback being just a blatant ripoff of get him back! by olivia rodrigo... but worse? #like it was a materially worse song. unbelievable. #nothing musically interesting happening. the sound is so flat you can't tell when it switches from song to song #and nothing lyrically interesting happening for sure. bad. like a lot of bad lines. #31 songs!!!!! cut that down to like 10 and focus on making them good??? what's wrong with you #i didn't like midnights either. but some of the songs kind of grew on me after a while. #this album was just a nightmare. i don't know. #i do think the 1830 lyric was taken out of context to look worse than it was bc she's saying in the song that that's dumb logic #but people are making it look like she actually means that #it's STILL a bad lyric #but it's like there's so much other stuff going on that's bad here so #lot of material to work with without making stuff up #the jokes have been funny though #all in all just like. i kind of think she should have just stopped making music a while ago.

[theamazingannie]

Love the way people will simultaneously hate on celebrities for voicing opinions about politics because they aren’t educated enough on the topic and also condemn celebrities who don’t speak out about politics when they are clearly not the kind of person who is properly educated on the topic

#like pick a side #maybe the reason global superstar Taylor swift hasn’t spoken out about Palestine is because she is white American global superstar #and not a fucking expert on international politics #this expectation that every single person with the slightest but of a platform #should speak out on every single issue #is so unbelievably harmful #not just to the person who gets hate for no reason and also is expected to emotionally exaust themselves for your personal morality points #but because of all of the celebrities that DO speak out and clearly aren’t educated enough on the issue and spread gross propaganda #to their massive followings #like I’d rather a celebrity stay silent on politics than ruin my perception of them #because they decided to have a public opinion about something that is awful #i don’t need stranger things ruined for me because Noah Schnapp called all Palestinian supporters terrorists #i dont ask the political leanings of the clerk at the grocery store #so why do we expect this of our actors and singers #(and i only brought up Taylor cuz I just saw someone condemning her and it’s so annoying #this happens with every single political event #not everyone can be properly informed on every single issue and it’s wrong to expect them tl #i just want them to sing their silly little songs and act their silly little movies) #if they’re like an outright shitty person I want to know that #but if they’re just dumb and fall to propaganda on an issue that doesn’t affect them then just silently think wrong #and hopefully it’ll give them the chance to silently learn a better way #once they publicly post it they’re more likely to double down when called out #idk just more 2am rants ignore me as you do

[mypimpademia]

I lose a few brain cells everytime a celebrity makes a post about supporting Israel

#pimptalks #they just sound so unbelievably dumb #Noah schnapps is by far the worst one #that I’ve seen at least #’you either stand with Israel or you stand with terrorism’ #have we been watching the same news and living through the same history… #AND THEN SAID IT WAS ANTISEMITIC TO NOT SUPPORT ISRAEL?????? #while in the same breath calling Hamas and all of Palestine terrorists but also saying we shouldn’t pick sides

[kyouka-supremacy]

Today was a good day :)

#Today three strangers were kind to me in three different occasions. It was such a nice coincidence :) #I've been working on Akutagawa's birthday the entire week and today Akutagawa posts were all over my dash. I'm so happy! #I managed to do all the edits I had set up to and I'm glad :) #I dressed rigorously black and white and wore the black striped pants I bought because they reminded me of Beast Akutagawa's outfit #I did my nails black and red!! #My mother called me to congratulate on Akutagawa's birthday #I even baked a cake with a friend and they were so sweet ///// #I'm so grateful they managed to make time for it even though they've been so busy and tired because of their job #More than everything I'm grateful they weren't weird about it #They found it a little silly but they never made fun of me. They helped me pick the cake. #And today they even told me that they looked up a video of the character to understand me better #Which TERRIFIES me because no way anyone could get a good impression of Akutagawa from a single video #But if we ignore that it was an unbelievably nice gesture :') #It's just such a foreign feeling because outside of my blog I NEVER talk about my hyperfixations irl. #Because when I used to when I was younger I was only met with scorn or mockery so ever since I started university I simply learnt not to? #And it's just so genuinely weird to talk with someone irl who wouldn't judge me for it– #and not really in the good way because part of me is still convinced that they *are* judging me for it. #Doesn't matter everything suggests the contrary. And I keep overthinking if I overshared about Akutagawa or if I said something dumb #But I'm trying it not to get to me. Today they've been nothing but nice through and through #Whatnot. The last months were very tough for some reason I'm just happy good things can still happen :) #I want to start the queue again now that I'm generally more free and done with Aktgw's birthday and everything. #I also have new exams the first days of April and the program is pretty heavy and wide. On top of following courses. I'll see what I can d #I'd like to start regularly posting again because I'm afraid if I don't I'll just sulk further in misery. We'll see. #Ah I need to catch up with the dash since I've basically not been on Tumblr for three days... #That's it just rambling. I hope everyone's days are nice too!!! #random rambles

[calderkildae]

oppa-aladdin-style...

#naddpod #this phrase is proto-naddpod where i blinked and missed it. and then in hell breaks loose they bring it back w akarot and his vest #and i remember being like. HUH? show of all time <3 #it's just so unbelievably dumb... what does it even mean... early naddpod was soooo

[forlorn-plushie]

Extremely dumb worldbuilding idea

The world is 1) Flat and 2) A gigantic clock face

The 'minute' hand comes about every thousand years, razing the surface world with apocalypse and forcing the survivors to rebuild

The 'hour' hand comes about every, obviously, 60-thousand years, and upturns the world like a gigantic rototiller, killing everyone but unearthing ancient things

#now nothing has to make sense and it's a-o-kay! #flat earthers are so dumb but they keep inspiring me by just being unbelievably out of left field #'why is the 150k year old elven ruin next to the 23k year old dwarven city' The cosmic rototiller did it. Next question. #OH THIS MIXES PERFECTLY WITH THE LAYERS OF ICE WALLS #“why does nobody from outside come in here” they can see the Cosmic Rototiller and can't be arsed to deal with it. #add some time dilation and presto! tiered heartbreaker setting. I'm totally using all this

[robbyykeene]

I will say this version of the poster is WAY better. The decaying bonsai tree weaving throughout the snake? Obsessed

#like is it fundamentally the same? yes but the layout makes all the difference #like it has actual symbolism!! unbelievable! #the slogan is still dumb as hell but i can only ask for so much #cobra kai

[wesavegotham]

I also can't believe we got not one but TWO dumb fakeout deaths in one issue and one was a person falling into a lazarus pit. You know. The thing you usually put a dead person in to REVIVE THEM.

#Gotham War #At the start I wanted to give the writers the benefit of the doubt but all of this was just so unbelievably dumb #And pointless

[umilily]

I've been trying to get this fucking degree for 7 years, suffering basically nonstop, taking part in all my classes, even taking extra ones, I think at this point I more than deserve them just giving me my bachelor's. I've done ENOUGH.

#lily talks #it has been a day #Have what might be my last exam ever on Friday and ahahahhah #I only got one attempt to pass it or I'll have to do an oral one and I would much rather die than do that #And I've put myself through almost 2 weeks of suffering from being unable to do basically anything other than lie in bed and stare at the #ceiling bc I am so stressed but enemy number 1 aka my brain refuses to let me sit down to properly study but at the same time i'm not #Allowed to do anything else because I'm not studying like I should be and I just am miserable #Anyway I've been a mess this entire time and NOW 2 fucking days before the exam the professor announces there will be another date in late #To take it instead #COULD YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ANY EARLIER?????????? #I am so tempted to switch the date because I barely studied and I feel like shit but i already suffered so much for this and then I would #Just have to do it all again #But I really can't afford to mess it up either bc I don't think I would recover from that. Genuinely. #I am so unbelievably done with all of this. The degree. uni. Constant stupid pressure from everyone about when I will finally be done. #Not even daring to think about the financial aspect because I would just cry #I feel so dumb for having a meltdown before any test situation I ever found myself in because you would expect that AT SOEM POINT my brain #That at some point I would learn to deal with it and cope somehow #Unfortunately I'm starting to doubt that this is going to happen in this lifetime

[madscientistenthusiast]

Finally wrote that Taako-centric fic I've been meaning to write for years, this is an extremely personal piece to me, so please be nice

I did almost make myself cry writing that end authors note, so there's that 🫡

#taako #taako taaco #taako taz #lup #lup taaco #lup taz #the adventure zone #the adventure zone: balance #taz balance #mcelroys #genuinely this dumb little dnd podcast is so unbelievably important to me #it really is my media of all time #did almost get super upset a little while ago when i was chatting abt dnd podcasts w a friend said they didnt like taz #so thats fun and i definitely havent been thinking abt it for literally 3 weeks

[robinsnest2111]

me: I should just. interact more with my mutuals and other ppl I follow on here! it'll be fine!

my brain, as soon as I've sent off any kind of message: you're so fucking annoying, why do you think anyone would ever want to hear what you have to say? worthless stupid crap. everyone hates you.

me: :^(

#trying so hard to fight it BUT MAN #BRAIN SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WHATEVER!!!!!!!!! #can't believe this is still a tender subject for me after all these years #more to work on in the new year i suppose #I'm still emotionally stuck in the moment i was excitedly telling a friend about something - #- and a stranger came up to me to tell me to shut up because no one wants to hear me rambling about dumb shit #the worst was. it was on a long train journey and the stranger made a point of also telling me how the next stop wasn't even his stop #but i was apparently SO ANNOYING he simply had to get off the train at the next stop #that shut me up for the next couple hours of that train ride #this shit fucking haunting me even after 10 fucking years. unbelievable #anyway. trying to fix that in the new year

[faultsofyouth]

For 2 years I've been wondering which one of my best friends lied to me about the events surrounding their final breakup and I just fucking realized it was that moid. Always believe women 😭

#my posts #he totally left out that he told kt he wanted to get back together with her days before he came to my house and kissed me #he told me that they slept together the last time they saw each other but that he regretted it and didnt want to be with her. days before he #kissed me or admitted to me that he liked me. and then when he told me he was going to message kt #one more time and say there was 0 chance of them getting back together i Foolishly thought that he did that #because she was stalking him and she kept asking him to go out alone and then 'surprising' him with romantic gestures #but nooo that dude literally told her he wanted to be with her and then came over to my house to kiss me #and she TOLD me that 2 weeks after it happened and i didnt believe her because i trusted that fucking man??? #so dumb unbelievably dumb like genuinely what could this be other than dickmatizing in action because i knew better than that #i was so naive. and i fucked up our friendship. all because i wanted to be close to a guy who i Knew was a liar and a jackass #like what is wrong with me 🙈

[starpros-sunshine]

Yes a big reason why I think Wataei should go to an arcade together is that they would get to catch up on some of their lost childhood but Also! I just think the thought that they have virtually no budget because Eichi is the kind of guy to spend loads on those coins for the crane games if it means he get's to make Wataru happy is. well it's very enjoyable to say the least,,

#this is unbelievably self indulgent and as we all know I have horrible cliché taste in romance #and should never be left alone with my own thoughts because nothing good will come of that #BUT CONSIDER OKAY IT'S REALLY CUTE #they could take Yuzuru and Tori with them as well unit bonding experience that'd be so fun to watch or read or whatever #let them be dumb teenagers from time to time happyele it won't kill you please do it for me #wataei

[aro-aizawa]

sighsss thinking abt my voltron aus again

#shut up danni #i have big issues w canon but god the world and the characters keep drawing me back which is why i love the fanfic #the one i keep thinking abt is one that i barely developed and is marginally dumb as fuck #but basically krolia never went back to space to act as idk a sentinal for the blue lion if it ever got discovered #and so when keith's dad dies she raises him?? #imagine this absolutely jacked woman dressed in the most concealing outfit w v thick makeup and barely managing to pass off as human #everyone think she's so unbelieveably weird but they're all super intimidated by her to not give her or keith shit abt it #there's still horror stories passed around by that one adult that had snubbed keith at the park abt krolia's utter fierocity #and instead of keith getting adopted by shiro's family imagine if you will: shiro gets adopted by keith's family #krolia being like 'hm my son has adopted an older brother. yes. he is mine now.' #shiro just being baffled at how fkn weird his new brother and mom are when he goes to their shack for the weekends #and when keith comes home w his brother and three other humans talking abt voltron she knows its time and shows them the blue lion #anyways krolia joining the gang on board and being like....the space mom lol #hm. mayhaps i will draw totally a human krolia.....

[koffeekryptidd]

If I see this FUCKING COOKIE throw it back on a GLASS OF MILK one more FUCKING time I’m going to do unspeakable things

#Those unspeakable things are crime #I’m going to do a crime #I will make world war two look like a tea party #I will make atom bombs look like pop-its #I will make capitalism look like a preferable alternative to the sick shit I will do #I will put holes in all spoons. All of them. #I’m so fucking upset #I’m unbelievably unequivocally enraged over this dumb twerking cookie #Maybe life isn’t worth living tbh if I have to look at twerking cookies