Trick or treat?
HELLO I'm running out of writing to post lol SO have this outline for a super funny oneshot I'll probably never write
Short modern au oneshot
“Give me a second I-” (ONLY that part of the song) plays every time Time walks into a room where Warriors is alone
Wars is like how the hell do you do that
Time says "I don’t have any idea what you mean"
Wars tries to get the other links and Malon to hear it but he can’t
And he’s like am I dying?? Am I in the spirit realm?? Is my brain going to melt out of my skull???? What's going on?????????
It keeps happening and Time eventually starts giving really funny answers to how he’s doing it
Magic
Goddesses will
I put a chip in your brain
I installed speakers in the ceiling in every room in every building we frequent
It's me. I'm singing it.
You’re the only one who hears it. Have you considered it’s in your head?
I put a chip in your ear
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Missy Chievous: Birthday Bloom / Bloom Broom Birthday SSR - Happy Birthday
Do not mind me, just casually a day late for the birthday post.
The Magical Pendulum has decided Missy’s birthday fate.
Sonne Clemens belongs to @twstwhisper.
“Happy Birthday” vignette and the random urge to write dialogue solely in the Harveston accent under the cut.
Happy Birthday (Part One)
INT. DIASOMNIA DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE
MISSY: It’s gettin’ late. Ah sure hope the Magical Pendulum didn’t forget about me this year...
???: Sorry that it took me a while, the dorm leader wanted to make sure my appearance was in order.
SONNE: Joyeux anniversaire, Missy!
MISSY: SONNE BESTIE, HI!
MISSY: Ah really lucked out wit havin’ ya as mah presenter this year!
SONNE: ...could you be any louder?
MISSY: Hmm? Didya say somethin’?
SONNE: Nope, nothing at all. Let’s just get this interview underway.
MISSY: ALRIGHT! Fire away, Sonne!
SONNE: Okay, your first question is “if you could use flight magic to go anywhere, where would you like to go?”
MISSY: Hmm, that’s a good question. Lemme think...
MISSY: There’s this country off the coast of the Queendom of Roses. Ah’ve always wanted ta go there ever since Ah was little.
SONNE: Country off of the coast...
SONNE: That’s Albion, right?
MISSY: Yeah! That’s actually where mah mum’s from, well, her ancestors that is.
MISSY: Ah mean, Ah don’t need flight magic ta get there, so Ah guess it’s just somewhere Ah would like ta go.
SONNE: Though, since your mum’s family is from Albion, why hasn’t she taken you there herself?
MISSY: Uhm, Ah’ve never really tried ta ask her ‘bout goin’. It’s just somethin’ Ah’ve always thought ‘bout.
MISSY: Honestly, Ah dunno much about Albion ta begin wit.
MISSY: Ah just know that the family has a HUGE estate there.
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Happy Birthday (Part Two)
INT. DIASOMNIA DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE
SONNE: Alright, time for the second question.
SONNE: “What is your best class?”
MISSY: Ha! The all-powerful me has got two answers for that!
MISSY: Ahm pretty good, if Ah say so mahself, with the more “do it” classes like flight in PE and Practical Magic.
MISSY: Ahm more of a hands-on learner than a “read about it in a book” learner.
MISSY: When Ah do somethin’, Ah do it flawlessly.
MISSY: Magic just comes naturally to me!
SONNE: Okay, I get what you mean.
SONNE: How about from those two, which is your favorite?
MISSY: Ah bet yer thinkin’ it’s flight, but ya’ll be surprised to know it’s Practical Magic.
MISSY: Ah don’t really know why Ah like it more, but Ah just do.
MISSY: Ah just feel such a rush whenever Ah complete a spell perfectly.
MISSY: Also, competing and beating both Epel and Roche at seeing who can do the spell first is always the highlight of the class for me.
MISSY: So yeah, Ah love Practical Magic.
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Happy Birthday (Part Three)
INT. DIASOMNIA DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE
SONNE: Okay, time for the final question.
SONNE: “What would you like to do in the coming year?”
MISSY: Honestly, Ah’ve never really thought ‘bout this much.
MISSY: Ah guess like any first-going-ta-second year on the Magift team, Ah’d like ta be first string but not much else.
MISSY: Actually, there is another thing Ah’m hopin’ ta get better at.
SONNE: Oh? What’s that?
MISSY: Ah’ve been workin’ on mah Unique Magic to transform inta a lot more.
SONNE: Ah, yes, your Unique Magic.
MISSY: Once we say what Ah could potentially do, Ah put in the effort ta get there.
MISSY: And with the help of Néné, Malleus, and everyone else in Diasomnia, Ah have finally mastered “kitty form!”
SONNE: ...oh, good grief. I’m sensing more pranks in the future.
MISSY: Ehehe, ya know it!
MISSY: But since it is a very drastic transformation, Ah can only sustain it for a few minutes right now.
MISSY: BUT AH WILL OBTAIN MAXIMUM KITTY POWER!
MISSY: NOW THAT IS MAH PLAN FOR THE COMING YEAR!
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SONNE: As much as I would love to hear more about how you plan on terrorizing unsuspecting members of the student body with your “maximum kitty power,” our time together for your birthday interview has come to an end. Please accept this broom.
MISSY: Aww, Ah wanted to chat more with mah bestie!
MISSY: But Ah guess we can continue this later!
MISSY: Now it's time for me ta show off mah flying prowess!
SONNE: You got this, Missy, and happy birthday!
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MISSY: Shoulders back, chest high, head up, and FLY!
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