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DIABOLIK LOVERS BLOODY BOUQUET Animate Tokuten Drama CD “The Secret Behind a Demon World’s Wedding Reception ~Vampires’ Hospitality~”

Original title: 「魔界的披露宴の極意～ヴァンパイアのおもてなし～」

Source: Diabolik Lovers Bloody Bouquet Animate Tokuten Drama CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Kaji Yuki, Hirakawa Daisuke, Kimura Ryohei, Suzuki Tatsuhisa, Morikawa Toshiyuki

Translator’s note: I found this CD to be incredibly informative and interesting because it really does teach us more about the Demon World and its traditions. I genuinely had a lot of fun hearing them talk about the three different household’s various customs when it comes to parties and ceremonies. :3 Rejet should definitely make more drama CDs like these which combine light-hearted comedy with lore.

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*Rattle*

Yuma: Ahー As if practical lessons for home economics aren’t a pain in the ass already, I just had to be put into a group together with these fuckers…I couldn’t have gotten any unluckier…Geez. (1)

*Thud*

Yuma: Damnit! I would totally skip this shit if Ruki wouldn’t be on my case for it…!!

Shuu: Calm down…This really is a drag. I’ll be over there snoozing in the corner so you guys do as you please. Pwaah…

Laito: I genuinely don’t care about my grades either, but I don’t want that guy to give me an earful.

*Rustle*

Laito: …But still. I wonder if the teacher wants us to fail by asking this group of people to come up with a menu for a wedding ceremony? Nfu~

Kou: My thoughts exactly! Yuma-kun’s still fine, but half of the Sakamaki’s and Carla-kun? That’s just outrageous! Haah…Ahー My motivation has hit rock bottom. Where is M-neko-chan…?

*Rustle*

Carla: Hmph! I believe that would be my line. I do not understand why I - the King of Founders - must work in the same group as a bunch of filthy Vampires. I fail to comprehend.

Carla walks towards the door.

Kanato: Where are you going? We are supposed to do a brainstorm session, remember?

Carla: I will only go and give an official punishment to the teacher who came up with this ridiculous idea.

Yuma: Ahーah. Be my guest. Go ahead and throw away yer points by arguin’ with the Teach! I bet Mr. ‘All and Mighty’ Founder over here doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck ‘bout grades anyway.

Carla: …!!

Kanato: …Hm? He froze in place.

Kou: Fufu…Fufufu~ Could it be, you’re scared of losing points?

Carla: …Silence, you lowlives! It appears that you wish to experience the extent of my powers first-hand.

He begins to charge up an attack.

Laito: H-Hey…! What are you going to do here at school…!?

Carla: …As you wish, I shall eradicate you off the face of this earth…!

Laito: …O-One second! If you do that, you’d cause a much bigger issue which will result in much more than losing a couple of points!

Carla: …Ugh…Che…

He ceases his actions.

Kou: Seems like Carla-kun’s actually pretty desperate for points, huh? Maybe he’s just as much in danger of failing this class as we are?

Carla: …Did you say something?

Kou: Oh no~ Just talking to myself~

*Rustle rustle*

Shuu: Pwaah…God…You guys are all so noisy. Can’t you be a little more considerate towards the guy trying to sleep and lower your voices?

Yuma: Haah…? Why would we be considerate? Towards a NEET like ya!?

Kanato: Exactly. Pull yourself together and participate in the discussion. I would like to get this uncomfortable situation over with as soon as possible.

*Rustle*

Shuu: Hm? …Kanato, do you have a fever, perhaps?

Kanato: Haah? What nonsense are you spouting? That literally makes zero sense?

Shuu: Just the fact you actually said something reasonable for once…It’s kinda making me gag.

Laito: Ahー Good point. Kanato-kun is known for being the ‘crazy’ one after all.

Kanato: Haah…? What do you mean by that!?

Laito: Eh~? I mean, throwing unreasonable anger tantrums is basically your area of expertise at this point, no? So…Get it? Nfu~

Kanato: …

Kou: Ahー I think I get what you’re saying! When someone like that is actually willing to cooperate, it’s a little unsettling, isn’t it? Makes you wonder what happened for them to suddenly become so serious…Right?

Kanato: Kuh…

Yuma: Oi…Aren’t we headin’ into dangerous waters right now?

Kou: Eeh~? But we’re only speaking the truth, right?

Carla: One does not change one’s inherited character and behavior so easily after all. Too late to try and deceive us now.

Kanato: …

Carla: Hmph…Just give up.

Kanato: I never…meant it like that…

Yuma: …O-Oi!! Calm down, ‘kay?

Kanato: …SHUT UP! I was only trying to be the voice of reason, wasn’t I!? Uuu…Uuu…!! So what exactly did I do wrong!? Uu…~~ Uuweeh…Uu…

Yuma: Ah, god…Ya guys really are a big pain in the ass!!

Shuu: You’ve only just noticed that now?

Carla: You did not realize it at all?

Yuma: Aah!? If you’re aware, then try and do somethin’ to better yerself, goddamnit! Ahー Fuck! We’re gettin’ nowhere like this…All of ya wants those damn points as well, right!? Then let’s stop wastin’ time on bullshit and just get on with it!

Carla: I do not like others telling me what to do.

Yuma: Is that so? So you’re gonna take the role of moderator upon you?

Carla: I will kindly decline that offer.

Yuma: …’Course…Anyway, imma hold the reins so all ya guys need to do is gimme yer input! Got it!?

*THUD*

Kou: Ooh~ Look at you, Yuma-kun, actually showing us your best side for once!

Yuma: Che…Did ya really have to add the ‘for once’...?

Laito: Well, I can’t wait to go home and do all sorts of things with Bitch-chan so I’ll cooperate. Nfu~

Shuu: Pwaah…So, what’s on the agenda? Hurry up.

Kanato: Uu…We’ve said it a million times by now…Haven’t we…? Uu…We have to come up with…a menu to be served at a wedding reception together…cook it…and then have somebody try it for us!!

Yuma: Why lash out at the very end!?

Kanato: It’s your fault!!

Yuma: Ah!? Mine!? That must be some kind of misunderstandin’...?

Kanato: Shut up!!

Kanato continues to rage in the background.

Kou: Oh well, leaving those two to do their own thing, you can always count on your quick-witted idol Kou-kun since I’ve actually thought ahead and invited over M-neko-chan to be our official taste tester! Oooi~~! M-neko-chan! Come on in!

You enter the room.

Carla: …Oi, you. Weren’t you the one asking where she was earlier?

Kou: Oopsie~ (・ω<) (2) …I mean, where’d be the fun in spoiling the surprise beforehand? Besides, having me introduce her as my idol persona works way better from a commercial point of view! …I guess you could say that’s just how things work in this branch?

Carla: …I do not understand.

Laito: Well, Kou’s just shallow like that. It’s nothing for you to be worried about, Carla. …Well then, Bitch-chan, you can take a seat right next ・to・me~ Come here? Nfu~

Kou: Haah…? You’re the last person I want to hear that from. Also don’t you dare steal her from underneath my nose the very second she walks in!

Shuu: Oi…Both of you are getting way off-topic…

Kou: Ah…Whoops, my bad~ Slip of the tongue~

Yuma: …Ah, my bad. I guess I shouldn’t bother with this guy and just keep goーー Uwah!? Sow!? When did ya get here!?

Kou: I called her over while the two of you were wasting your time arguing.

Yuma: I guess you’re not wrong. …Anyway, let’s finally get to business.

Carla: A menu centered around a wedding reception, was it? Well…In short, we should simply make something which you’d find served at the celebration?

Shuu: And since this woman over here will be our taste-tester, we’ll have to base ourselves on this world’s standards. ーー Oi, you. What are wedding receptions like over here?

You explain.

Laito: Hmー So you gather around the table with close relatives?

Kou: The food is often a mixture between traditional and Western cuisine!? W-What does that mean?

You elaborate.

Kanato: It has to be enjoyable to eat for the grandparents as well, you say? …So we actually have to make a wide variety of dishes?

Carla: Scratch that.

Shuu: Agreed.

Laito: Yeah…

Kou: I feel like trying to overachieve will only hurt us in the end.

Yuma: Gotta agree that I don’t get the point of it.

You frown.

Kou: Hmー Now don’t look so troubled. For starters, we do have somewhat of a solid idea of what a wedding ceremony is like here in the human world. In short, what’s important is that the food conveys the feeling that you’re trying to please everyone to the best of your ability right? So if we manage to achieve that with our menu, it should leave you satisfied, right?

Laito: Well, since we’ve got five Vampires and one Founder here, why don’t we try adding the element of human hospitality to our world’s dishes?

Yuma: I mean, she’s the only one who’s gonna try it, so we can just make some minor adjustments to our cuisine to better suit her tastes, right?

Carla: Oi, please do not group us together simply because we both hail from the Demon World. Founders are their own distinct group. Obviously, our culture and customs are different as well.

Yuma: Do ya founders even have wedding ceremonies?

Carla: What do you take us for? Of course we do!

Kanato: Then teach us what kind of dishes are served at those. We only know the ways of our own family after all.

Carla: Haah…While I do not like having to expose our culture to you fiends…It is for those sweet, sweet points. I have no other choice. Allow me to teach you.

Kou: ‘Hooray’, thanks.

Yuma: (mumbles) …Just tell us already instead of beatin’ ‘round the bush.

Carla: First of all, our celebration lasts three days and three nights in total.

Kanato: …A whole three days and nights!?

Carla: We congratulate the bride and groom through a ‘never-ending’ banquet!

Laito: No…But if it lasts three days and three nights, it isn’t endless, is it? It will end at some point.

Carla: …

Shuu: Laito…Keep those unnecessary remarks to yourself.

Laito: Ah, sorry~ Couldn’t help myself~ Nfu~

Carla: Anyway, during those three days and nights, one must never have an empty plate. Once something has been eaten, it will immediately be replaced by a fresh batch.

Kanato: So you could keep on eating, but the amount of food will never get less?

Carla: Exactly. It is meant to symbolize that the celebrations will never come to an end.

Kanato: That sounds wonderful…You can keep on eating and eating, yet never run out…Of course, that goes for the desserts as well, right!?

Laito: Once again, it’s only for three days and three nights so it won’t last foreーー

Yuma covers his mouth.

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: Mmphー!? Mmh…!!?

Yuma: …You’re doin’ this on purpose, aren’t ya!? Keep yer damn mouth shut, seriously! You should know that guy is a tickin’ time bomb!

Kanato: What was that you said~?

Yuma: Ahー Um…Well…Y-Ya know…T-There’s this legendary mushroom often referred to as ‘time bomb’ (3) which we found growing over at Karlheinz-sama’s castle, ya see!

Kanato: Oh, I see. That’s news to me.

Carla: Oi, you two! If you refuse to take my story seriously, then…

Carla begins to charge an attack again.

Kou: C-Come on, calm down…! I-If not…You know, think about those points…!

Carla: …Tsk…Ugh!

Yuma: …Anyway, we get the gist ‘bout it bein’ long with lots of food to feast on, but tell us somethin’ ‘bout the actual food itself!

Carla: One of our traditional dishes is called the Founder’s special ‘Four Species Pudding’.

Laito: F-Four species…? I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

Carla: We mince and combine wolf, snake, eagle and bat meat, bake it all together and then pour a special sauce on top.

Laito: …Bweh.

Kou: Is that really good though…? Besides, don’t you have DNA of all of those four species yourself?

Carla: That is exactly what makes it so delicious. It signifies the eternal bond with those four bloodlines.

Shuu: Just having to listen to that made me sick to my stomach…

Carla: Also, ever since I came here to the human world, I’ve had this idea…

Laito: Yes…?

Carla: I believe the dish would work very well when paired with dry cured ham.

Kanato: Dry cured ham…?

Carla: Of course, a luxurious kind such as Iberico ham. I’m sure they would go well together.

Kou: However, that’s something you came up with just now and not the traditional version, right?

Carla: …

Kou: Okay, let’s go to the next one!

Carla: You’ve heard enough already? We have plenty more traditional dishes. I would not mind telling you about them.

Shuu: We’ve heard enough.

*Rustle*

Shuu: ーー Oi. Mr. Violent and Mr. Annoying. How about you guys?

Kou: Are you calling me annoying? Geez, how rude! …Oh well, I’ll let it slide. We’re half Vampires, so we’ve never had to organize such an event.

Kanato: No parties or such either…?

Yuma: Aah…? Party? Did we?

Kou: I don’t think we’ve ever held any official ones but you know…Remember how we held a potato party the other day because we harvested way too many from your garden?

Yuma: Ahー When we made all sorts of potato dishes? That counts as a party as well?

Kou: I’m not sure but I guess it kind of does when you think about it…?

Shuu: A potato party?

Kou: Exactly! All of dishes down to the dessert were made using fresh potatoes! Even though everything was made from the same main ingredient, it never felt repetitive thanks to Ruki-kun’s amazing cooking skills! Right, Yuma-kun?

Yuma: Yeah! I put blood, sweat and tears into growin’ those taters so seein’ others enjoy them really made me feel like it was worth it!

Carla: …Sounds shabby.

Yuma: Haah!?

Shuu: Exactly. Who serves potatoes at a party?

Kou: Hey, don’t say that! I guess rich kids wouldn’t know, but it’s common all around the world!

Laito: Hmー I mean, sure? No point in fussing over the small details. Let’s just say that’s how the cookie crumbles over at the Mukami’s. Nfu~

Kanato: I suppose there’s big differences even amongst fellow Vampires. At our house, parties are much more grand and lavish.

Shuu: Thanks to the Old Man who loves imitating human traditions.

Yuma: In other words, you don’t have yer own traditional dishes?

Kanato: Hm…For us, it would be…No, we do. I remember. …You know, the one Mother would make at every party.

Laito: Ahー I just remembered…Now that you mention it, I guess that would be the Sakamaki Household representative dish. …Hehe.

Shuu: Ah…That thing.

Carla: …What was it?

Laito: How should I put it…You wouldn’t really call it part of our culture. If I had to explain it, you could say it was specific to our house’s situation?

Yuma: Oh come on! Just explain it to us already!?

Carla: If you say A, you have to say B as well. Now stop beating around the bush and explain!

Kanato: At every party, our three mothers would compete over whoever could make the best dish.

Laito: Yup, exactly. She had never once cooked in her life though, so she should have just given up.

Kanato: I don’t want to speak badly of Mother but…I’d rather not have to eat that dish ever again.

Laito: Ahー I feel like my mouth is sticking together just from remembering it. Hehe…

Kou: S-Stick together…?

Kanato: It was oddly slippery…and sometimes grainy…

Yuma: Slippery? Grainy?

Shuu: Some parts were rock hard as well. Even though it barely tasted of anything overall, at times it’d suddenly hit you with a kick of spice…then at the end left you with a bitter aftertaste.

Carla: What kind of dish was that…!?

Laito: …Good question.

Yuma: ‘Good question’!? But you ate it, right!?

Kanato: We did not choose to eat it, we were forced to.

Laito: Exactly! Besides, we wouldn’t have even realized it was food if we hadn’t been told to eat it!

Shuu: I was left wondering who had put their trash on the dinner plate. …Haah.

Kou: Ahー I’m kind of starting to feel bad for them.

Yuma: Yeah…I guess even rich kids…don’t always have it easy, huh?

Shuu: I don’t need your pity. …So. What dish are we actually going to make now?

Kou: Hmー If we put together the traditional foods from all three of our households, we’ll end up with a dish which looks like trash, consists of four different types of meat accompanied by side of potatoes all of which have a slippery, grainy and sometimes rock hard texture with a kick of heat to it and bitter aftertaste…?

Carla: Oi! You forgot about the dry cured ham!

Kou: Ah, right right. Add some dry cured ham in there as well. …The expensive kind made from iberico pork…

Carla: …Perfect!

Kanato: That sounds…revolting.

Shuu: Well, we need to ultimately make it appealing to this woman too. I guess we can just randomly put some flowers on top to make it look all bright and colorful?

Laito: I didn’t expect such a well thought-out idea from you. Girls love everything cute and pretty after all! Nice thinking.

Shuu: …Being praised by you gives me the creeps. …Haah.

Kanato: Yes…

Kou: Roger!

*Rustle*

Carla: With that settled, I shall contact my Familiars right away to arrange the dry cured ham.

*Rustle*

Carla: …Hm? What’s the matter?

You protest.

Carla: You want us to reconsider? Excuse me? Who do you think you’re talking to?

Yuma: What’s the problem? We’ll make sure it looks appealin’ to ya!

You explain.

Shuu: You want to know what wolf and eagle meat tastes like? …Laito, do you happen to know?

Laito: Nfu~ Not・a・clue~

Kanato: Carla knows, right? Teach us?

Carla: Why would you ask me?

Yuma: I mean, you’re the one who brought it up.

Kou: Exactly! You introduced it to us brimming with confidence!

Carla: …I never did such a thing. All I did was mention it as part of Founders’ traditional cuisine.

Laito: In other words…You’ve never tried it?

Carla: That does not matter! …Besides, I do not need you lot to make remarks about my dietary choices! You are all getting way ahead of yourself!

Yuma: I guess so. …Anyway, ya heard the guy. All ya need to do is eat the food we serve ya.

You beg them to be considerate.

Laito: Nfu~ You want us to make it taste normal at least? …Then would you please teach us what you understand by ‘normal’~?

You frown.

Laito: The concept of ‘normal’ is a tricky one to grasp, you see? It highly depends on the individual after all. …For example, you could walk around the manor stark naked and I would think it’s the most normal thing in the world. However, you wouldn’t feel the same way, would you? Nfu~

Kou: Excuse me!? You better not try to abuse the situation to get your sticky hands all over M-neko-chan! She belongs to me after all!

*Rustle*

Laito: Haah…?

Kou: Why are you getting mad over it now!? She’s been mine since forever, remember!?

Yuma: …There they go ahead.

Kanato: Ahー God…What is you guys’ problem!? I want to just get this farce over with already!

Yuma: Ahー I’m honestly ‘bout to lose my shit as well…Guys, cut it out alreaーー

Carla: I expected no less but I suppose that with this group of people, we will truly never get anywhere. …It cannot be helped. I believe we should fight it out after all.

Yuma: How did a normal cookin’ class lead to all of this anyway!?

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: Bitch-chan obviously belongs to me…! I mean, we can easily find out by asking her body, right~?

Kou: Haah…!? That’s what I said first though!

Yuma: Oh come on!!

Shuu: Oi, Yuma. Just give up. At this point, you’d just be wasting your time and energy. Pwaah…

Yuma: …Oi! Don’t be throwin’ in the towel and goin’ to sleep!

*Rustle*

Shuu: You really think I’ll keep up with this? I realize that no matter what I say, it’ll just fall on deaf ears. Why don’t you take a nap too? Pwaah…What a drag…

Yuma: Oi…! Wake up!!

*Rustle rustle*

Shuu: Zzー... Zzー...

Yuma: He already fell asleep…!?

Kanato: Uu…Hic…And what would you know…!? Uu…Just melon would obviously be better…than wrapping dry cured ham around it…Sniff…

Carla: Hmph! It’s the combination of the two flavors which makes it so sublime. That is a truth which has existed since the dawn of time!

Kanato: I prefer melon by itself, okay…!???

Yuma: Ahー This is a lost cause…For some reason those guys are on an entirely different topic now. I can’t follow at all…Okay, what ‘bout the other two?

Laito: Heeh? I assume you know the exact number of panties she owns then?

Kou: Seven~! …Right, M-neko-chan!?

Laito: Y-You’re right…How!? That information is only meant to be known by a true pervert such as myself!

Yuma: There’s no point tryin’ to reason with them…Ahー What a pain in the ass…

Kou: Isn’t that obvious? As I’ve been trying to make clear this whole time, she belongs to m…Wait, huh!? Where is M-neko-chan!?

Laito: Bitch-chan, where did you go!?

You run over to Yuma.

Yuma: Huh? Sow? When did ya get heーー

*Rustle rustle*

Yuma: Oi, don’t tug onto my arm! Where are you takin’ me!? Ah…Ya wanna make a run for it? Guess that makes sense. Gotcha. I was just ‘bout to dip as well. …Heh.

*Rustle*

Yuma: Come on, let’s get goin’.

The two of you run away.

Kou: Ah, Yuma! Wait!

Yuma: In yer dreams! Honestly, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck ‘bout my grades at this point! No way I’m stayin’ with this annoyin’ bunch any longer!

Kanato: Wait!

Laito: Bitch-chaaaan~

Carla: You are a hundred years too early to attempt to run from me!

Yuma: Shut up! You guys just fix this mess by yerself, goddamnit…!!

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Yuma uses the term 貧乏くじ or ‘binbou-kuji’ which literally means ‘poor lottery’. I assume they used some kind of lottery system like drawing straws or numbers to decide which students would be in the same group together.

(2) Kou says ‘てへぺろ’ or ‘tehe pero’, which is a typical comical expression often seen in cartoons and manga consisting of a character winking while sticking out their tongue. → (・ω<) It’s often used when someone makes a mistake and tries to kind of cover it up. (or as a way to feign innocence/ignorance)

(3) Yuma referred to Kanato as プチ切れボーヤ which literally means ‘young lad which is easily irked’. I translated this as ‘ticking time bomb’, not realizing that he would then later try and make up a whole story about it. I don’t know where the connection with mushrooms came from but let’s not question it.

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #shuu sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #kou mukami #yuma mukami #carla tsukinami #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers drama cd #drama cd

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ridiasfangirlings · 8 months

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Post-RoK and the different clans are no longer at war and even help each other when needed. Fushimi ends up one day being asked to help the Silvers out with something. He finds the other clan strange especially Shiro who he had to interact with a lot as he's the one needing help. Fushimi can't fully disklike the guy though as Shiro is smart and actually doing something with it and he finds they get along when it comes to academic stuff. He's spent a lot of time with them during this event that Shiro says he's practically an honorary member. (I just like the idea of Fushimi fitting in somewhat with any clan he could get into).

Fushimi being very certain that he can’t fit in anywhere while fitting in with every clan is something I enjoy about him XD Say post-ROK there’s some issue happening at the school island that the Silvers are handling, like they’re finally doing some proper remodeling to both fix the damage done in the past couple years and also maybe add some extra accommodations for the kids who still kept their powers after the Slate woke up. Shiro is spearheading the latter part of this in particular, and as part of getting everyone comfortable with each other in the school again they’re having a big school festival once things are complete. There’s a pretty tight deadline and it’s a lot of work for Shiro, especially since he only has two clansmen and Neko has classes of her own, so he sheepishly asks Munakata for anyone he can spare. Munakata happens to have the perfect assistance, sending Shiro just one person but assuring him that Fushimi-kun has the processing power of six people.

At first I could see things being very awkward, since Fushimi isn’t exactly personable and I imagine he gets on everyone’s nerves right away. Neko doesn’t want to work with him because he’s mean while Kuroh keeps trying to ‘improve his mood and work ethic’ with well-timed haiku. Shiro plays peacemaker, reminding everyone that Fushimi is helping them here and please treat him as a guest. Fushimi clicks his tongue and says he doesn’t care but then imagine everyone just slowly warming up to him. Kukuri brings everyone lunch one day and gives Fushimi a special bento because she noticed he doesn’t eat much, Fushimi manages to mumble out a ‘thanks’ in return. He starts picking out the vegetables immediately, much to Kuroh’s dismay and now he’s probably determined to give Fushimi some healthy food. Neko meanwhile is suddenly feeling very friendly because look someone else who just wants to eat meat and not veggies, like they have a common ground now.

Shiro’s also busy with his teaching work and at some point Fushimi ends up helping him grade tests, just to get it done so Shiro can get back to the other work. Shiro gives him an answer key and apologizes for the trouble, and then is all surprised when Fushimi’s just flying through the grading without even looking at the key because he knows all this stuff. Now Shiro’s intrigued and starts chatting with him about science stuff, he’s really impressed with Fushimi’s mind and he gets what Munakata was saying about this person’s abilities. The other kids at Ashinaka start taking Fushimi’s presence in stride too, half of them are treating him as if he’s a fellow student while Fushimi grumbles and clicks his tongue and Shiro laughs because it seems Fushimi fits right in. (Though then he makes a joke about Fushimi becoming an honorary member of the clan and somehow Munakata sends him a message an hour later politely but firmly asking for Fushimi-kun back because Munakata stole him fair and square thank you.)

#Fushimi Saruhiko #Talking K #I like the idea of Fushimi who could join any clan XD #I have an unfinished fic in my drafts that was intended to be like little vignettes of different color Fushimis #bc it's a fun idea to play with #ofc if Munakata finds out that Shiro wants his Fushimi he'll get possessive #that's his stolen child thank you very much

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who-do-i-know-this-man · 5 months

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

#ultimate obscure blorbo #polls #round 4 #Teach Kun (Neko no Teach Kun)#Ten Speeds of Gods Blood and Burial (Coheed and Cambria)

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maji-uwu · 10 months

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there was a lot of final touches I wanted to do, but I was so tired of this god forsaken drawing that I just decided to post as it is

it's been really difficult to draw recently, I don't have as much energy, so I'm sorry for this

#teach the cat #neko no teach-kun #my art #fanart #teach-kun fanart #ねこのティーチくん

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tarczar · 8 months

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jellyfish IV [ + some doodles underneath ]

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lisutarid-a · 7 months

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[Gakuen K] Yatogami Kuroh Route Translation

Ability to attract

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[Translation under the cut]

Saya: I'm home.

Neko: I'm ho-ome! Shiro, I got the juice you asked for!

Shiro: Thank you. What about sweets?

Saya: Of course we bought them. This is Shiro-kun's favorite, right?

Shiro: Right-right. Thanks for remembering.

Kuroh: Juice and snacks? You spare no effort when it comes to calorie intake, do you?

Shiro: Waah, what an awful way to put it.

Saya: Kuro-kun, are you holding a rice cracker?

Kuroh: The outer shells of the shrimps used in the dish are mashed, mixed with cooked rice, and baked. Good job, you too-.

Neko: Hum! Waa, it tastes soo goood.

Kuroh: Neko, don't eat without permission.

Neko: Kurosuke, this cracker is not tasty. It's bland, not salty enough!

Kuroh: It's seasoned with health considerations in mind.

Saya: …Really, it's lightly seasoned.

Shiro: Kuro is really like an old man passing for an grandpa.

Kuroh: Old…! Pfft, say as much as you like.

Kuroh: The results of your concern for your health will show decades later. You'll be the one crying in your old age.

Saya: Ahaha…I don't know much about healthy eating, but I know it's not good to eat a lot of sugar every day.

Saya: I wonder if I should start exercising.

Shiro: Well, why don't you try it as part of the club activity? The sports festival is coming up soon, and we'll be preparing for that as well.

Saya: Sport festival…As I recall, there will be several interclub competitions.

Neko: That's right. Wagahai was beaten by Mean Four-Eyes last year! I'm so frustrated!

Neko: That's why, this year Wagahai will beat Mean Four-Eyes. Leave it to me!

Saya: (I guess by Mean Four-Eyes she meant Fushimi-kun…)

Choice: [Let's get them all at once!]

Saya: Uhm, let's beat the Blue club together!

Neko: Waaai, let's-let's! Wagahai likes Gohan very much!

Shiro: …That's strange. She seems quiet, but she got the personality that can get things done when has to.

Kuroh: A woman is as fickle as autumn weather, it's something that men can't understand.

Shiro: That's not quite the same thing, don't you think?

Choice: [Be careful not to get injured] ❤

Saya: I'm worried…Neko-chan, be careful not to get injured, okay?

Neko: It's fine. If I get an injure, I just lick it and it will heal.

Saya: Don't lick it. You should go to the infirmary right away.

Neko: Kyaaa! I hate the infirmary! I hate pain!

Shiro: They are like a parent and child. She is the mother and Neko is the child.

Kuroh: Yeah. It obvious how low Neko's mental age is.

Shiro: Fufu, you're right. She also has a nature suitable for her age, but with Neko, she looks like an adult.

Shiro: …Hey, what kind of person is she?

Kuroh: Why do you ask me?

Shiro: You've been with her a lot lately.

Kuroh: …Along with you, right?

Shiro: That's true, but there are times when we don't. When you both carry shopping bags. I'd like to know~

Kuroh: …I won't tell you.

Shiro: Tsk, miser.

Saya: Sorry to keep you waiting! …Huh, where's Shiro and others?

Kuroh: After discussing it with him, we decided to work in pairs to make the training more efficient.

Saya: That means I'm with Kuro-kun, right?

Saya: I'll do my best not to drag you down. I'm looking forward to working with you.

Kuroh: Uhm. Let's work hard together. So, about the training content…

Kuroh: How about playing catch? I think it would be the best warming-up exercise.

Saya: Playing catch…I'm not very good at it, is that okay?

Kuroh: No problem. I'll teach you how to do it.

Kuroh: Go ahead, throw it as hard as you can.

Saya: U-Uhm. Ha!

Saya: …Ah.

Kuroh: I guess the words "not good" wasn't humble enough.

Saya: Sorry…

Kuroh: Don't worry. You will get better with practice.

Kuroh: Just paying attention to your arms won't make the ball fly far. It is important to make the whole body bend like a bamboo.

Saya: Like bamboo…

Kuroh: Yeah. Like a bamboo sword in kendo. -Like this.

Saya: E-Eh.

Kuroh: Don't be afraid, just try to catch it.

Saya: Even if you say to catch it like that-

Saya: !

Saya: (W-What…The ball just went into the catcher's mitt on its own…)

Kuroh: Oi, what was that?

Saya: I don't know. I raised my arm to try to catch the ball and the ball just went into my mitt on its own…

Kuroh: Some kind of…impact on the mitt or on the ball?

Saya: Problems with Kuro-kun's throw?

Kuroh: That's not the case. I threw it normally. …Let's try again.

Kuroh: I'm throwing, get ready.

Saya: U-Uhm-

Saya: (…I can't reach the ball from this distance!)

Saya: Ha.

Saya: It also get sucked into the catcher's mitt…

Kuroh: …I see. Looks like it's nothing short of a miracle.

Saya: Kuro-kun…What is this?

Kuroh: …This might be your ability.

Saya: Ability…?

Saya: Like I catch the ball right now?

Kuroh: Right. The trajectory of the ball was insane, it was moving in unexpected way.

Kuroh: Moreover, at the moment the ball was sucked into your mitt, I felt a unique atmosphere.

Saya: Unique atmosphere?

Kuroh: Yeah. …The same atmosphere as when I first felt your power.

Kuroh: Perhaps you have the power to attract the ball.

Saya: (Power to attract the ball…)

Saya: Power to attract…It's kind of like a vacuum cleaner…

Kuroh: Vacuum cleaner…Heh.

Saya: D-Don't laugh.

Kuroh: Sorry. But…vacuum cleaner…

Kuroh: There are many wondrous things in the world, but…Vacuum cleaner…pfft, haha!

Saya: E-Enough already! Stop laughing!

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aurik6 · 1 year

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Makoto's route. Dark 03

Characters: Makoto Aomine, Kou Mukami, Azusa Mukami

Location: Mukamis mansion.

*Living room*

Makoto: (They have an old as heck TV over there as I remember... I wanna relax, maybe some show will make the trick?)

*she plugs the wire into*

Makoto: Ah, guess it'll work now. Where's the remote...

*Piu*

*Some TV noises*

Makoto: News, cartoons, nah... Maybe some cool action movie? No?.. What a drag!

Makoto: Oh, an idol show.

Makoto: ( He-he, everything is so colorful, the studio, their costumes, and... How strange, a very familiar figure... No, way that's Kou Mukami! Yeah, I'm not wrong.

I've heard he's been a popular idol, but I thought about some local clubs...

He looks so ideal here, so happy...)

*The idols start dancing and singing*

Makoto: *reads the lyrical text*

☆ If you can love someone,

then without a doubt,

that's what it means to be strong! ☆

Makoto: ...

Makoto: *reads*

☆Overcome all the pain.

I'm sure you can do it!

You're not alone!☆

Makoto: Crap, nothing else.

*Kou appears from behind*

Kou:Ah, M-neko-Chan, I see you're enjoying the concert? Tho, the recording is kinda crusty, I'm sure you'll love it with fulfillment.

Makoto: ...

Makoto: You're so cool on stage, Kou-kun. But I doubt I like this... Especially this song.

Kou: Eh?? I see. At least that's true, so I'm not mad at you

Makoto: ??? (And how the heck he knew it's true?)

Kou: This is the last week concert, we were singing Angel of Love*, actually a cover of "XXX" girl band.

Makoto: Yeah...

Makoto: This song pisses me off. "You're not alone" they sing, I'm not pleasant to hear it as you can see...

Kou: Anyways, I'm in a good mood today, so how about a dance?

Makoto: A dance?! No, not now...

Kou: Haa? I don't wanna hear this shit. Come on and dance with me, I'll teach you if you can't!

*He starts singing Angel of Love, covering the TV sounds*

Kou: Repeat after me, go! I hate your dull face right now.

Makoto: Tch! (He holds me tightly, his nails scratch my arms.)

Makoto: Why are you hurting me?!

Kou: Hm? I'm not. I just want you to cheer up! C'mon sing "Overcome all the pain~! I'm sure you can do it!"

Makoto: Over... pain.. Stop! Stop spinning around! Let me go already!

Makoto: (Fuck! What's that? Why is he so mean all of sudden???)

Kou: How irritating! Isn't that fun to sing and dance? Your face became even uglier!

Makoto: ...Wither!

Kou: You're stupid as a wooden door, if I told you I'm in a good mood, you can't ruin it just because you're thinking all about yourself. You're disgusting.

Makoto: ...

Kou: This is so disgusting how you peacefully hide your intentions by the goods.

Makoto: Ha...ha...

Kou: So? Does the truth stabbs your eyes, kitty?

Makoto: You should... see how disgusting you are firstly.

Kou: !!!

*Pull* *Crash*

Makoto: Ah-Aouch!

Kou: Hug the door, idiot kitten.

*he leaves*

Makoto: Ha... This asshole threw me on the door... Fuck... Is that blood?..

Makoto: Hah..Hah... Why...

*Someone appears*

??? : Do you... liked it?..

Makoto: What?.. No... My head is spinning, I can't feel the right hip...

Azusa: How strange... I'd like to... get hurt.

Makoto:Ah..ah.. Stop saying this nonsense.. and help me to stand up... Or kneeled at least...

*he helps her to sit on lap*

Makoto: Thanks... Ha...

Azusa: Where it hurts?..

Makoto: Ha... My head still spinning... but the right side of my body hurts less...

Azusa: ...

Azusa: Why dont you like me?

Makoto: A? I've never said wether I like or hate you. I simply don't know you yet.

Azusa: But you don't want to hit me... You were about to hit the floor... with your emotions...

Makoto: Ha! I'm not insane as Kou... I can control myself and don't hurt people around me...

* Pull*

Makoto: ( He touched my lap! How painful!.? But he only slightly touched)Ah! It hurts!..

*she girts her teeth*

Azusa: ?.. Why are you crying?..

Makoto: How can't you understand? It hurts! It's too much for me!

(I guess I'm loosing it, not only physical pain, I want to crash that asshole Kou... )

Azusa: Your tears... falling on my clothes.. Now... my hands are.. all wet...

Makoto: ! That's not my fault! Get out of me!..

Makoto: Kha.. I can't move, it hurts too much...

Azusa: I wish... I could feel it... at the same.. rate...

Makoto: ?

Makoto: You know, I don't care! I don't care about your wet clothes either... But why?.. Why is he so mean while he seems to be nice?

Azusa: I know... you might not care...

Makoto: ( He's become downcast with those words said... So wrong timing!) Don't be dull, you see how much I suffer? Please, tell me!

Azusa: ...Why do you need this?...

Makoto: I need the actual reasons to take a revenge... Or simply talking –I need truth. Again and again...

Azusa: ...How strange... people usually don't like... the truth...

Azusa: But... Kou-kun had... a hard time in the orphanage...

Makoto: ...

Azusa: I don't know... all details... but others...also were in pain... Terrible pain...

We all suffered. But now we're vampires, we've started a new life...

Makoto: And the track of past... is still visible...

Azusa: You're right...

Makoto: (I can't... No more talking, I'm going down...)

Azusa: ?

Azusa: Has she... fainted?

Monolog:

I see they all had been suffering before they became immortal...

The fate... wasn't nice to them, I guess, it's wrong to blame them.

But what about me? Have I deserved to be punched like that only because Kou suffered in the past ?..

This is frustrating... But I can't endure the pain of others on my skin.

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* Angel of Love – a song from "Perfect Blue" anime by Satoshi Kon. (I'm not talking about the multiverse, but this song makes me very uncomfortable, tho it sounds cheerful.)

#makoto route #kirua9 #makotoaomine #diabolik oc #dark03 #dark 03

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