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confused-gay-alien · 2 months
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fun birthday gifts for your alienkin friends!
spaceship
fuel for spaceship
dehydrated food for spaceship
training on controls for spaceship
extension of yard to fit spaceship
communication system for spaceship
custom spacesuit in spaceship
map of space on wall of spaceship
chair in front of navigation system on spaceship
convenient few months off of work for mysterious vacation on spaceship
extra spaceship. just in case.
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pigeonleap · 8 months
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"You feed the beast I have within me You wave the red flag, baby You make it run, run, run Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning"
Do you ever think about squirrelflight and fiona apple because I DO. She deserves a little feminine rage.
This is about her and bramblestar's relationship btw which i think about a lot - so much of her character unfortunately is tied to his in the writing because she's even introduced as an annoyance specifically to brambleclaw. top ten relationships that have not been stable for more than a week even once
like squilfshope and all the recent books in tbc/asc he PURPOSELY ANTAGONIZES her and then is like My wife is crazy she wont stop attacking me i didnt even do anything. that is just what this song is about!
Like and retweet if i shouild draw her killing him next
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soup-mother · 5 months
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list of personal dislikes:
> reddit puppygirls
> basically every australian politician ever born
> America
list of likes:
> fried flatbread so it goes a lil crisp on the edges with hummus or feta or something
> girls :)
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uselesstrashmonster · 11 months
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I try to find the most ridiculous ways to stop Magni from trying to kill me or beat the shit out of me and I gotta say a tomato is the funniest one yet. We even became friends??
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So I have never in my entire life taken a hit of weed. I don't have anything against it, I just never felt the need to. But I do find the idea of intox stuffing very hot. And to be honest. Kinda scary? I already eat like an absolute pig. What would happen to my appetite if I was high? Would I just lose what little control I have? What if I was your feedee and you talked me into some forced intox? Getting me stoned out of my mind, absolutely obedient and hungrier than I've even been in my entire greedy life. Stuffing me bigger and fuller than I ever thought possible, keeping me constantly high so I can keep eating and pushing my previous limits until I'm just a stoned mountain of blubber. Laid out on the bed like a beached whale, pinned under my own bloated belly.
oh, I don’t think you’d need to worry too much. you’d have me to take care of you, making sure you’re comfortable but pushing your limits because I know you can always eat just one more bite for me.
I think you’d be surprised at how much some weed and a little firm encouragement could for you. be careful though, it can be a little addicting and you might not want to ever stop ;)
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stil-lindigo · 3 months
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reverb in an empty hall.
prints (all proceeds go towards aid for Gaza)
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bowenoke · 18 days
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I am just curious how widespread this is, obviously its still a problem even if it has only happened to a few people
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camembri · 2 months
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one piece had an active fanbase before I was born which is kinda crazy to me. sanji's been getting dicked down for longer than I've been alive. incredible
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sqlatoon · 1 year
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the NEW new squidbeak splatoon
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brookheimer · 11 months
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and if i speak…?
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natjennie · 7 months
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hey language loving people, have you heard of the game chants of sennaar?? it's an atmospheric puzzle game based on translating between the different symbol languages of groups of peoples in a tower. it's beautiful and touching, tender and melancholic. you can map different elements of the languages to each other and identify patterns in the parts of speech, it's incredible. play it right now. look at how gorgeous it is.
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official-crab-posts · 3 months
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hey everyone, i know this is a silly gimmick blog but i feel i need to clarify that zionists aren't welcome here. people who think the violence in gaza right now is in any way justified or proportional to october 7 and support the genocide being committed against palestinians need to get off my blog. leave.
people who use this situation as an excuse to be antisemitic also need to get the fuck out of here. it is never okay to be antisemitic and trying to use your support for palestine as a shield is pathetic. i dont want you around and i do not like you. when i find you i will block you. save us both some time and just unfollow me right now.
i just wanted to make my position clear. free palestine. 🇵🇸
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mercymaker · 12 days
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me, coming to this website every single day: don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look-
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shiftythrifting · 9 days
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Please listen:
Admin Didi here, I can no longer add links and photos and blinky flashy gifs to our submission form, so I am BEGGING you guys to read the tiny block of text on the submit page:
We do not accept racist shit. We do not accept anything that promotes self harm. We do not take Facebook Marketplace joke listings. If you submit these things repeatedly, you will be blocked.
If what you are sending us would make people absolutely miserable to see, perhaps you should not send it.
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nateriverswife · 3 months
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something that a lot of people forget when writing L is that "please", "thank you" and "I'm sorry" are intrinsic parts of his persona. L was definitely the type of kid to expect being forgiven if he did something wrong and he just said "sorry" (then he learnt to compensate for it). but this is especially true for "please". a lot of the fics I read feel off when it comes to L because they underuse this little word that he overuses. you have to use please when he gives orders and instructions, followed then by thank you. you have to use please when he tells someone to fuck off in a polite manner. you have to make him say please when you can. please is essential to L just like water is to plants.
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lazylittledragon · 5 months
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ok i need you to listen to me. festival tickets are going on sale now so listen to me. bring your fucking earplugs. i'm not even slightly kidding PLEASE bring your ear protection if you're going to be standing by the stage from 10 til midnight. i was directly next to the speaker for three days grace back to back with motionless in white and it took months for the ringing to stop. i promise nobody cares ESPECIALLY if it's an alt show. i love you please look after yourself
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