#THIS IS EMBARRASSING BECAUSE IVE LIKED POKEMON

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I HAVE THOUGHTS TO SHARE.

THEM AND THEIR hypothetical POKEMON TEAM (i would like to hear other people's thoughts because i am unsure and i plan to post this on the subreddit eventually)

explanations under the cut (its gonna be extensive so be prepared) (this has been rotting in my brain for a while)

KYBORG

he has a secret soft spot for his pokemon, if they faint or get injured he worries really badly

he likes to bond with them during training :D he pesters the others for pokemon battles

umbreon, poochyena - i feel like they kinda just have the same 'mysterious, dark' vibes that kyborg wants to have has!! but funnily enough, they're not as scary as they seem. very affectionate!! like dogs!! kyborg loves them

riolu - okay so think with me here.. riolu/lucario can read auras and emotions and so they know that kyborg isnt a bad person and they know when he's trying to mask his emotions ??!!???? so riolu would be understanding of him n they'd be pretty close

also i'd just like to think riolu (and the rest of his pokemon) enjoy battling alongside kyborg

scorbunny/froakie - when i see these pokemon i think of athleticism and/or dexterity and i couldn't decide between the two :'3

scorbunny/froakie would go on runs / exercise with kyborg, they have a similar personality type where they're both brash, energetic, enthusiastic and they click easily like that!!

though i imagine froakie is more calculated in battles compared to scorbunny whos more impulsive

alolan vulpix - SPOILERS FOR EP 33 (?)

this vulpix, alongside hannibal (perhaps a dragonair) and gumbo (the linoone), was fighting against .. lets say abomasnow?

and during that fight lets say gum gum and kyborg interfered by sending out their pokemon and assisting in the battle n kyborg became really fond of the vulpix and decided to keep him as a per

WHY alolan vulpix? idk i think it'd be fitting since kyborg has some ties to snow and ice and also because i believe the region they were in during that arc was snowy !!1

BART

he performs little shows with his lute and his pokemon!! and he also occasionally has pokemon battles

he loves his pokemon dearly tbh and i feel like all of them appreciate music in some way :3!!

pikachu - one of the pokemon he's owned for a long time! his pikachu particularly is quite fond of his trainer and his quirks n music, it helped the crew during the time bart was on the jebediah!!

i have no explanation for this one actually but a fun thought is that pikachu would evolve into an alolan raichu (look at the little guy surf!!) and this would mean that bart would live in the alolan region so who knows honestly... LISTEN HE JUST HAS A PIKACHU

chatot - a gift from marrrge to bart, passed down because the two started to bond while on the ship. they sang together n marrrge could tell they really had potential so boom kapow wachow

ALSO ABOUT THE MIMICKI NG THING chatot can mimic voices (from what i remember) and i think it'd be funny if it mimicked kyborg like the kenkus from that one library and it annoys kyborg to no bounds

mantine - caught during his time on the ship! mantine sometimes swim near ships in little packs and i suppose this one took a liking to bart, and bart was pretty fond of it as well :D not much to say here except for the fact its a silly little water guy

tauros - bart got like.. a baby auroch or something right?? idk i forgot but either way he is (weirdly) fond of beastly bulls and i suppose a tauros is a good substitute

i also like to imagine bart likes mounting (strange wording) his pokemon since it just means he doesn't have to walk much and he likes being a bit higher up than he usually is n tauros (and maybe mantine) are good for that

would he own the notorious pokemon? that is but a thought left for the audience.

GUM GUM

he's weirdly lucky, seems to have a good chance at finding shiny pokemon and other rare things

wonder why

anyways, his pokemon r kinda just companions that he likes to hug and hang out with :) occasionally he does battle with them

floette - flower buddy!!! i'd like to think that gum gum likes to spend time in flower fields when he has the chance and the one thing he's honestly pretty knowledgeable in is flowers

so he might've met a flabebe or a floette and they became buddies! he had no idea it was a shiny until maybe one of the party members mentioned it

bulbasaur - okay so i struggled on this decision but then it came to me that bulbasaur is PERFECT idk they have the same vibes and it eventually starts growing a little flower when it evolves

i can't explain this one they just have the same vibes and energy. i think they'd go well together

tyrunt - so let's imagine that for some reason there were some fossil pokemon that kinda just escaped and that's how we explain the dinosaur encounters from rhe campaign

anyways he befriends the tyrunt in typical gum gum fashion (kyborg is SHOCKED because out of all the pokemon this one was a shiny) and they become friends! it loves hugs but it often initiated them running full speed and knocking over the victim (which is fine for gum gum, not fun for anyone else though)

yamper - SPOILERS FOR GUM GUM'S ARC

despite gum gum's bad experiences with rum rum (WHICH BY THE WAY rum rum perhaps was a rockruff that evolved into midnight lycanroc or a houndour/houndoom and that bite wouldve HURT) he's still fond of puppies n yamper helped with this slight uneasiness he's felt

idk i think gum gum deserves a silly little puppy

all his pokemon r very cuddly :)

MUDD

prefers mellow, calm pokemon since he finds it a bit tiring to keep up with high energy pokemon (unlike the other three)

his pokemon are quite well trained!! he's caught a lot of them and they're all very well taken care of

despite his pokemon being pretty strong, he doesn't find much use in pokemon battles

snivy - got the snivy during his time with his family! royal background buddies!!! snivy is a very calm pokemon (but it shares the same sass that mudd has), they're pretty close :D

linoone - GUMBO!!!!! at first, linoone wasn't too big of a fan of mudd but they gradually becamw closer! they do everything together, if you look at mudd linoone would always be on his shoulders or being carried

lycanroc - its the vibes honestly..

midday lycanroc is calm and loyal, and maybe mudd has raised it since it was a rockruff so they're also pretty well bonded!

idk i think they'd get along well

lapras, gogoat - both pokemon that remind me of mudd's personality

i cant explain this except for the fact that theyre correlated to some of the pokemon he's wild shaped into so ....

archen - i think it'd be funny if mudd just had a feral little pokemon . end quote



#vix moment #stinkydragonpod #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd #pokemon #pokemon au #i read so many pokedex entries for this #please do mention if you feel like there should be changes #or perhaps headcanons #i have no idea if theres anyone else #whos obsessed with pokemon #THIS IS EMBARRASSING BECAUSE IVE LIKED POKEMON #FOR LITERALLY YEARS AND I STILL DONT KNOW THAT MUCH #so please be nice :3 #gum gum actually has a mythical pokemon /j #this is my current hyperfixation + my old one

[falcospara]

"New Pokémon games aren't getting worse, you're just getting old."

I wish I was this dedicated to licking Nintendo's boots.

#i got violet finally because i figured they would have fixed a lot of the issues #and wow how wrong i was #it does have some really good concepts that i genuinely like #but watching the camera clip through the ground in almost every fight or the worst pop in ive ever seen #like pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world its not even embarrassing at this point its just sad

[class-1b-bull]

Cuddling hcs

Djamal skanajabajw

please and thank you <3

I didnt know Ive been waiting to do this one until I saw this request thank you sm <3

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - he just likes to wrap his arms around you and let you lay on top of him with your face burried in his chest.

Sen - one arm wrapped around you while you two lean into eachother

Kamakiri - he insists he hates cuddling but the second you ask him to he wraps himself completely around you, hes a big spoon.

Kuroiro - hes too nervous to initiate anything so you have to wrap your arms around him

Kendo - she cuddles in multiple different ways, it just depends on th situation. Her favorite is just her laying on top of you

Kodai - shes not one for a lot of physical affection but she does like sleeping next to you and just holding onto your arm gently

Komori - she wants to be the big spoon when cuddling so bad <3 she looks like a little jetpack when she does (shes so cute I love her)

Shiozaki - (premarital cuddling?!?!) She prefers if any physical affection stays on the low. Because of her religion and because shes akward. The most you can get is wraping an arm around her

Shishida - you just kinda cling onto him like some sort of koala and its super funny to look at. Other than that he just wraps and arm around you every now and then

Shoda - hes to shy to initiate anything but if you ask him to he will do whatever you want. Cuddling position doesn't matter to him, as long as he gets to be near you <3

Pony - she doesn't care, as long as shes holding you or youre holding her is some way shes happy.

Tsubaraba - he wants whoevers shorter to be the big spoon so he can make jetpack jokes.

Tetsutetsu - he keeps saying its manly to hold his lover so he prefers holding you but if his day was particularly hard he likes when you hold him. (He will call you manly for it lmao)

Tokage - if your just sitting on the couch in the dorms she will just walk up to you and plop down on top of you. So most cuddles are her laying on you.

Manga - let him be big spoon. He doesnt care that hes the smallest in the class he wants to hold you.

Honenuki - he likes to wrap his arm around you and maybe hug you from behind every now and then but you gotta ask him for anything more (simply because he doesn't want to push boundaries.)

Bondo - he wants to cuddle, but he doesn't want to initiate it because he doesn't want to push boundaries, and he doesn't want to ask because thats embarrassing. So he will simply hover near your area until you figure it out. (He just wants to hold you <3)

Monoma - he claims hes above cuddling but the second you start to hold him, hes fighting off tears. Hes had it rough so just hold him for a bit <3

Reiko - she prefers being held since shes akward when holding people. She likes it when you just wrap your arm around her shoulder/waist and the two of you just lay down together.

Rin - mother fucker is naturally cold blooded so he fucking loves cuddles <3 there isn't a part of the day where he isnt right next to you or asking to hold you/you hold him. He doesnt care about the position as long as he gets a blanket.

Im actually addicted to marking my posts with random ass gifs now lol <3

Anyways heres some of the BEST POKEMON to bless your eyes <3

#bnha headcannons #bnha headcanons #class 1b #mha headcanons #awase yousetsu #sen kaibara #togaru kamakiri #shihai kuroiro #itsuka kendou #yui kodai #kinoko komori #ibara shiozaki #jurota shishida #nirengeki shoda #pony tsunotori #kosei tsuburaba #tetsutetsu tetsutetsu #setsuna tokage #manga fukidashi #juzo honenuki #kojiro bondo #neitomonoma #reiko yanagi #rin hiryu

[officialgleamstar]

As resident slyveon lover DID YOU SEE THE DIRECT?!?! AHHHH

THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME. YES I HAVE !!!! AAAAAAAAA SYLVEON LOOKED SO COOL. basically the first thing i did today was watch the pokemon presents because my friend messaged me about it. i really loved pokemon XY - well, more, i loved the region of kalos and the story was fine lol - so im REALLY EXCITED about this game and SYLVEON LOOKED SO GOOD !!!!! (literally just a pink blob but A BEAUTIFUL PINK BLOB)

im actually really excited about pokemon pocket, too, which is a lil embarrassing to admit for some reason hfjbdgjhbdf i have a decent collection of physical cards that ive been collecting for many years now, so i really wanna see if we'll be able to like? digitize our existing cards? or if we have to start from scratch :P

#rek88k #ask #pokemon

[stormy-blossom]

Guess who decided to update Erisu's reference because she hated the old art!

In all seriousness it was because I've updated her design a bit since I made that old one, bangs and eyes more specifically. I also decided to add some new doodles to the side.

Ive made it kind of obvious recently, yeah I'm shipping her and Volo, have been for a while but I'm a little embarrassed to share stuff like that... I've decided to call it: Ancestral tale shipping so I'll use that to tag anything I make with them if you're interested :)

Just gonna post the extra info from her old reference here:

She joined the Galaxy Team a few years ago, as she is in her early twenties by the start of the PLA events. She is sort of a... weird older sister figure, she will poke fun at you as siblings do, but she'll also beat up anyone who insults you.

Her father was banished from the village when she was much younger after a Pokemon he had caused severe damage, and he refused to release it. She doesn't know if he's alive or not, but she has a feeling he isn't. Because of this she had a very close relationship with her mother.

She dyes the tips of her hair blue because it was the same color as her father's, she does it in sort of memory of him.

At the beginning of the game she'd only have a Quilava (a gift from her father) but later picks up a Petilil and Zoura.

She's known Volo since he first started visiting the village with the guild when they were both younger. She would talk to him whenever she knew he was there. She considers him a good friend and really enjoys listening to him go off on tangents about Hisuian history.

Now speaking of Volo, he's the one who gives her the Sunstone to evolve her Petilil into Liligant.

She's a bit resentful towards Kamado since her father was banished but gets along rather well with the rest of the Galaxy Team.

She also sees Laventon as a bit of a father figure, so she likes to joke that she, MC, Akari/Rei, and Cyllene are a family.

She'd end up standing up for the M/C when they get banished, ending up with her also having the same fate.

Quick thing about El, she's my Sinnoh protagonist and as said Erisu is her ancestor.

I just think shes neat, originally she was going to act as MC before I found out they got isekai'd, so I decided she would be my mc and I would just rewrite the story a little. But then I actually played the game and created my own character so now I have a story with my protagonist and the kind of abandoned AU where Erisu is the protagonist.

#pokemon legends arceus #pokemon oc #★stormy's ocs★ #volo #I decided to feature him more because he's pretty important to her story and character #I have a better grasp of how I want her character to be now that the game's been out for a while #Ancestraltaleshipping #I like seeing other people's ocxcannon ships so i hope you're okay with my silly little one here :) #oc x canon

[sadistpet]

Questions for the mun. A series of questions for the mun / the person behind the muse(s)

@gcldfanged / @valour-bound :

What caused you to start writing? What was your key point?

OH MY GOD UM im really not sure???? as far as i can remember ive always been writing

i was a freakishly verbose child ( I CALLED MY SISTER AN IMBECILE WHEN I WAS 3??? ) and very ahead in terms of reading and writing because kno. The Autism. i was reading like actually Reading adult-level encyclopedias for fun from when i was like, 3 or something so ive always been into literature and i think it just kinda spawned from there?? i was writing stories and keeping them in punched pockets, writing plays and fanfiction and stories on microsoft word, so it was something i always did afaik

if there was a key point i don't remember it, but there are some things that stick out to me; once when i was around 11?i got a pokemon fan magazine that had honest to god fanfiction in it and that was like. immense to me. like you're telling me other people write about their favourite franchises like this?? and after that i really started taking stuff more seriously in regards to how i was writing another was when i was. ??? unsure but my teacher at the time wrote on my work "remember me when you are a famous author :)" and that sticks with me to this day. she was kind of a huge bitch but that was such a genuinely moving comment and i think abt it a lot sometimes

and a lot of little things too. like being told by online friends that i was an amazing writer for my age, or my english teacher being legitimately visibly excited to talk about my writing. so yea :3

Are you happy with how your favorite canon muse was portrayed in canon?

HMMM. in terms of raikov i Think so ? but i do wish we had got more of him. and specifically more of his relationship with volgin because they're very cute together. idk if i've mentioned it here before but i theorise that their relationship was initially meant to play a larger part in mgs3, because mgs is known for having very multi-layered and complex villains, and volgin isn't really shown as one. and yeah that's likely what they were going for with a more bond-esque narrative, but the fact he's constantly portrayed as evil personified WHILE ALSO having parts that shows he genuinely loves and cares abt someone... idk. it feels like they wanted to make that more prominent to add more depth to his character but they just didn't

SO REALLY thats my only critique, i wish we had seen more of him interacting with the other characters rather than nameless npcs. i'm kind of content with him being a mostly blank slate, though -- it means i can do a lot more work on him :3

What are your biggest (personal) Tumblr crushes?

gonna do this in rp sphere only bc otherwise i think ill die of embarrassment BUT i literally have so many like oh my god if i fucking. follow you then you can assume i look up to you because WROW i follow such cool writers. my main ones if i had to choose are han (@cwarscars), hope (@viruslearnt), jason (@tacticalvalor), soda (@gcldfanged) and ryder (@zendatsu); theyre the ones i look up to the most i think :D theyre all genuinely such sweet people and terrifyingly amazing writers like hoyl fuckign shit

#I CANNTO SHUT UP GOD. BUT TYSMMM #g: ¦ ❝ answered. ❞ #g: ¦ ❝ ooc. ❞

[dungeonmeshifancast]

aahh.. i just suddenly started missing playing my bass really bad. i have her right next to my bed but i havent played her in quite a while now, i didnt really know how to play super well or anything, im not able to get myself to practice often enough to get that good at playing any instrument. but my best ones are piano and bass i guess.... i used to be pretty good with ukulele too, lol... anyways, im missing my bass rn. her name is susie btw... i dont have the energy to pick her up rn let alone tune her or anything... i technically have needed to get her new strings for a while, but they never bothered me or anything, i mean they worked fine.. i wasnt playing for anyone else so who cares... i really like playing the bass because of how quiet it is. technically i have an amp but, well i dont like playing loud instruments so why would i use that... sometimes ive performed songs id learned for like my family, but most of the time its just in my room, and i just dont rly like to be loud in general... thats why i like playing keyboard, sometimes more than real pianos because i can just turn the volume down... or plug in headphones, but i dont currently have headphones that fit in the jack on my keyboard. on the piano the only songs that i still retain the ability to play, even after not playing for a long time, are all undertale songs... if i practiced just a little i could regain maybe some pokemon songs, and others..but the ut ones i know are very ingrained in my muscle memory. i know fallen down the best it was one of the very first ut songs i learned, in 2016. i only know how to play a little bit of the fallen down reprised, like, extended part. reprised part. whatever. oh and your best friend. that ones short and easy :). i can do once upon a time, but sometimes i forget some left hand bits. and i can do undertale, that ones fun. i cant play the whole song, but its rly fun.. i used to know an ending pretty well, but i didnt retain that unfortunately... and i know/have known bits and pieces of the rest of the ost. i knew some deltarune ones as well, and other songs in general too, obv. i wont describe every single song ive ever learned on the piano. i meant to talk about my bass. i just wanted to say that i miss feeling the sound in my body, when i played it with my chin resting on the top of it, i could feel it in my head + i could hear it more clearly. and it was better if i wore headphones at the same time (not playing anything thru them, just wearing them). the one song i knew rly well on bass is kind of embarrassing so i cant say it. its not that bad but you know. i knew some other songs, my proudest was um.. eighth wonder by lemon demon lol.. because i learned that one like 90% by ear :). and i learned the whole song! yay. i usually wouldnt learn whole songs, i wasnt that good okay..(+ im not someone who can like, sight read or anything. i cant really read sheet music at all, i mean, i know the basics but.....) i guess thats all i have to say. i should eat something.

#sorry i dont know why i wrote this in the style of a journal entry.... love you #long post

[badvgopinions]

I need to vent, it's been really tiring trying to look for Pokémon content recently. Ive been trying to avoid the Palworld stuff as much as possible but it's really annoying since the Palworld fanbase is starting to hijack EVERY SINGLE recent Pokémon post on Instagram and YouTube and starting fights in the comments section with the Pokémon fans.

I'm getting second hand embarrassment because some Pokémon fans haven't even heard of Palworld and those arguments are usually just people being completely confused by (from their perspective) the totally unprompted shouting/insulting matches from the Palworld fans

I'm just sitting there like, Just…. Holy shit shut up, go away, I'm trying to enjoy Pokémon stuff. Palworld fans, you're not making your game look good if you're going about being toxic to other people. Maybe try saying "If you like Pokémon, you should try Palworld" and describe what's cool about it instead of kicking the door down on unsuspecting people and screaming "YOU'RE ALL SHILLS AND BOOTLICKERS FOR PLAYING POKÉMON!!!!"

That is embarrassing. What the hell? I've seen some of those people on the Scarlet/Violet sub Reddit but they're usually lambasted for being so off topic. Otherwise I just block people for comparing the two because they're always being so disingenuous about both Palworld and Pokemon. After the shit that has been spewed towards me for simply saying that I like the games I'm just fucking done.

I've seen my husband play some of it and it really doesn't look like any Pokemon game I've played before. (I specifically saw a Liligant thing in a cage and a bunch of dead bodies. One of them had their heads stuck underground.)

The only thing that's comparable to Pokemon are the stolen assets and the Pokeball system. So comparing the gameplay for both games doesn't make any sense. Game Freak haters are just trying anything to justify their extreme hatred for the company.

#pokemon #palworld #bo: pokemon #bo: palworld #GT: Palworld #melonthesprigatito #(Good opinion based on bad opinions) #Gt: Pokemon

[clear-chaos-collection]

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My pronouns are He/Him They/Them Xe/Xem Ve/Vem and It/It's

I use many names and aliases my more common ones are Andrious Arrow, Arson Arrow, Astarno Arrow, Chaotic Cacophony, NightCall, NC, Star, and Alto

I am a DID system! Though I (Vin) am the main one who uses this account anyways

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I'm already in a relationship with the amazing @endyark (fr check them out they made my pfp and banner their art is *chef's kiss*)

I will go fucking rabid if anyone ever draws fanart of my characters

Im ADHD and autistic

-peeks in, erases something- I'm pan and trans (FtM)

I love art

I love Warrior cats

Yes, I'm a furry

No, I won't draw furry nsfw

I like FNAF

Literally if you interact with me a few times you could become my best friend

I'm not very smart

I'm kind of a jerk

This blog has no theme because I have no theme, but it is jester oriented in a way

I like Lemon Demon

I get embarrassed easily

I have bad anxiety

My art isn't great

People frighten me

My birthday is 9/27

American :(

I have a discord! 4rson4rrow

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@the-one-who-watches-wii

@solzar

@endyark

@predatory-lesbians

@the-evil-lesbian

@sillyjesterpersonsblog

@ask-kaufmo

@slavic-muttt

@drowninnoodles

@average-dsaf-fan

Fandoms I'll write for

FNAF (Specifically Security Breach but I'll do others)

SPM

Deltarune

Undertale (can't do many aus tho TwT)

Stray

Dragonball (please I'll write Fu just ask me I adore him)

Pokemon (it's a comfort series for me)

AHiT

Stardew Valley

Things I will do

Friendship fics

Enemies to lovers

Lovers to enemies

The "I fucking despise you and want you dead but also kiss me please"

The "Oh shit random dude I found passed out in the middle of nowhere who could be dangerous??? Lemme take them home and nurture them"

And light smut (I cannot write smut to save my fucking life sorry)

What I wont do

Forced smut fics (it's not my place to write that)

Abuse fics (not writing things I have trauma with unless its to vent)

P*do fics (I hate those)

-specifically fnaf here- fics where purple guy kidnaps a child and makes them his slave (ive been asked to do one before wtf)

I ask that my writing style not get absolutely shit on because I am terrible at this stuff so please have patience with me :)

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[zosonils]

they should add a pokemon with base 1200 stats thats catchable and usable. for fun

WARNING: special interest activated. long ass ramble about an incredibly niche application of pokemon spaghetti code that nobody else cares about deploying in t minus 5 seconds. press j to abort

well here's the fun thing! gen 8 has eternatus, which isn't actually obtainable in its eternamax form but does have the code there for all its stats so you can fight it in the story, and sports a bst of 1125 [for comparison the highest statted actually obtainable pokemon, mega rayquaza, has a 780 bst, and without counting form changes it's arceus at 720]. even if you have eternatus in your party dynamaxing it doesn't do anything interesting, but as a consequence eternamax eternatus is a separate pokemon within the game's code, making it technically possible to hack in as a pokemon

enter smogon's two hacked formats, balanced hackmons and pure hackmons. balanced hackmons is probably better known, it's where things like sturdy shedinja and flash fire ferrothorn run around, but the key word there is balanced. moves, abilities, and pokemon that are so brokenly powerful they make things uncompetitive are banned, and standard rules like sleep and evasion clause are still in effect. naturally, eternamax is banned banned banned from balanced hackmons for being stupidly overpowered. however, it's allowed in pure hackmons, which is essentially anything goes but for sadomasochists. aside from endless battle sets [like the infamous funbro] you can literally do whatever the fuck you want so long as it is possible within the constraints of the game's code to hack in. naturally, this includes having an eternamax eternatus or three [not hyperbole] on your team

so the thing is that pokemon code is fucking bad. have i mentioned that yet. putting aside the obvious messes like everything that moves and most things that don't in the gameboy entries or scarlet and violet blatantly not being finished at launch, the battle system is full of bizarre oversights and overflow errors and needlessly complex accident-prone methods for doing incredibly simple things. one of these problems is that because of how natures are calculated [which i won't get into it's too much math] every non-hp stat only goes up to 654, overflowing to 0 at 655. normally this doesn't matter because you need at least a base stat of 249 to get this far, which no pokemon has in any stat other than hp, which isn't affected by nature and thus can't have this issue. but the thing is that pokemon can have a base stat that high, it goes up to 255 as seen with blissey's hp, there just isn't any pokemon with a non-hp stat that high. [if you're curious, the highest non-hp stat is on the mighty shuckle, with 230 in both defences; still not enough to overflow.] except eternamax eternatus, which beats out shuckle with 250 defence and special defence, which is just enough to trigger the overflow at level 100 with a boosting nature and max ivs and evs, making what should be a stat of 658 a very embarrassing 3 instead. and if you carefully stat your eternatus to have 655 in either defence, it will have a final stat of exactly zero

here's where we hit another error! isn't pokemon great! so pokemon's damage calculation doesn't really know what to do when you tell it to divide by zero, fair enough. instead of crashing itself trying to perform an impossible calculation, the game just kinda gives up and replaces the value with a zero and calls it a day. alright, nice, the game didn't crash, but because you did that at the defence step of the damage calculation, you just deleted the opposing pokemon's corresponding attack stat and its move's base power, whoopsy daisy! this makes it pretty much impossible to deal any more than 2 hp of damage to a pokemon with 0 defences. fortunately, it's only possible to overflow to 0 on one stat per pokemon, but still, you're effectively invincible on one side of the attacking spectrum. combined with eternamax's blissey-level hp stat, immunity to toxic, and monstrous other defence stat, this makes it practically invincible

centralising does not even begin to describe eternamax in pure hackmons. this thing makes gen 1 mewtwo look like quagsire. as the viability rankings put it, the only pokemon that are even remotely usable in ph are eternamax, pokemon that support eternamax, pokemon that can do something to at least one version of eternamax, and pokemon that counter the ones that can do something to eternamax. the only listed sample team is 50% eternamax. it's not literally unkillable, no pokemon is, but the only somewhat consistent way around it is to either do an incredible job setting up to hit its non-invincible side without getting knocked out in the process or to resort to frustrating, otherwise uncompetitive strats like perish trapping, ohko moves, or hazard phasing. either way, you're probably in for a mind-numbingly long, stally, boring, and uncompetitive game. eternamax is so overwhelming that gen 8 pure hackmons has been left mostly abandoned out of frustration and will probably stay that way unless eternamax is somehow banned or made possible to deal with

tl;dr they [kind of] added a [nearly] 1200 bst pokemon already and unless they fix their damn nature calculation it might genuinely fucking ruin the game if it was legitimately available lmao

#[not] sorry for infodumping at length about a really weirdly specific aspect of pokemon code without really being asked to! #it will probably happen again #long post #fancyson #god. good fucking morning tumblr dot com

[dreamyhoroscope]

ALRIGHT im going to try doing the agere questions from @stuffielovinhours ... im actually in big mode right now so itll be answered from the big mode perspective. under a read more because its kind of long

1 - Favourite nicknames/pet names?

im not big into pet names! i do enjoy "little guy" and things of that nature

2 - How deep is your regression? Is it voluntary? Involuntary?

it is mostly involuntary

3 - What helps you get into headspace?

admittedly its usually brought on by stress, but sometimes i just go into it by being on here

4 - What’s something you absolutely need to have when you feel little?

plushies!!!!!

5 - What are things you need to avoid when you’re little? (or things that pull you out of headspace?)

nsfw stuff

6 - Best little outfits?

i dont actually have little outfits but when i regress i tend to be in clothes that are warm and comfy, such as robes and warm socks. so i guess pajamas?

7 - Do you like being taken care of? Are you independent or dependent?

this is a funny question because i dont like being taken care of, but i also want to be at the same time. but im too embarrassed to admit i age regress unless i know someone else does it. and i wouldnt trust anyone being my caregiver unless ive known them for years

8 - What should someone know if they’re going to be around little you?

most warnings that come with big me apply to little me as well. i WILL be cringe and i WILL be free

9 - Favourite show/movie to watch in headspace?

precure, aikatsu, spy x family, stuff like that :3

10 - What is/are your comfort item(s)?

my plushies and soft blankets

11 - Do your likes and dislikes change depending on whether you’re big or small?

nope! my interests stay the same

12 - What kind of gear do you prefer, if you like any? (Remember, having no gear is okay, and using things that don’t match up with your headspace age is also okay!)

i dont really have gear unless plushies count as gear. im way too embarrassed to try getting gear even if its subtle

13 - Does anyone irl know you’re a regressor?

...TECHNICALLY YES AND NO. my therapist, dad and brother do i know i slip into a childish persona sometimes and have more childish interests. but they dont know that i do it for fun sometimes since i mostly keep it online and this blog is a closely guarded secret for a lot of people

14 - What are your preferred terms for your headspace/yourself when you’re small? (e.g. small, little, tiny, regressed etc)

littlespace or baby mode

15 - What cg names do you like calling someone/the ones who take care of you? (you can answer this even if you don’t have a cg)

papa or mama, something simple and easy

16 - Any obsessions?

plushies, pokemon, stationery ... stuff like that

17 - Do you use a different voice when you’re in headspace?

my vocabulary changes but i dont know if my voice does? mentally its the same

18 - How long do you need to be small for to feel better?

id say about an hour or so. i dont think you should measure when youre in little space, that kind of defeats the point of it imo

19 - How often do you need to be small?

i can go a while without doing it voluntarily, but i couldnt tell you how long it goes for when its involuntary. i do have people try and get me out of it

20- What’s your headspace age/age range?

anywhere from 3 to 7

#mint.txt #big mode mint

[alter-egov4]

Update.

I decided im bigender and bisexual.

Bascially

She/Her And He/Him. I dont like they/them for me.

Bisexual. Both genders mwah

Still asexual. I dont think that’ll ever change.

And i go by Bede/Mara

Now hear me out if you dont know who he is stfu dont even look in to him pls

Basically fiction kin? Im honestly embarrassed and dont tell many people because im afraid theyll judge me

Hes just a character that i relate to alot

Simillar problems etc

“ 🤓 but isnt that a guy from a kids game (pokemon) and arent you a teen”

Idk how but ive been obsessed with him since.. 2019.. before tumblr i just never brought him up

Sorry if i sound weird. If im saying anything wrong or bad please let me know sob sob

[civettea]

I think the last time I did one of these was probably like 5 years ago on deviantart sjhfgdjh. I got tagged by @meitantei-lavi

1. three ships: Oh man I get to embarrass myself immediately. Al-an/Robin has been floating in my brain for like a year and a half now so them ofc. Fusehound!! Because them!! And since I've gotten back into undertale recently I've been thinking about Soriel again sfhgjghjfh

2. first ship: FUNNY ENOUGH I think it was also pokemon, I used to watch whatever episodes were available online at the time when I was like 7 so I think rocketshipping was my first.

3. currently listening: Well right now Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club but I've listened to Rolling Girl a ridiculous amount in the past few days because the bass is pretty simple but REALLY fun to do >:O

4. last movie: Puss in boots the last wish oh god that movie is SO GOOD. The animation is phenomenal, the voice acting is amazing, and the story itself is very well done.

5. currently reading: So I'm ashamed to admit I haven't actually sat down and read an actual book in probably a solid year. All I've really read in the past year is stuff for class and a lot of different fanfics for a bunch of different things, including listening to the audiobook fr Blue Sky for the hundredth time. Actually!!! I think @meitantei-lavi's TLOW would actually count as a novel in this case so I think that's the only original novel Ive read recently sjghfgfd

6. currently watching: Most of the shows I watch now are things I manage to binge in a couple of days, so Sonic Prime and The Owl House are the most recent that Ive gone through on my own, though I've been watching so much sailor moon with @meitantei-lavi, plus chainsaw man

7. currently consuming: An everything bagel with wayy too much cream cheese and iced coffee.

8. currently craving: I have been thinking about fried pickles for months now and I still haven't gone and gotten any >:I

People I'd like to get to know better: How do people even have 9 friends on here?? Most of the people I follow are artists lmao, so I'll just tag @a-little-bisexual-moron & @ashflamethewaffleangel (I could've sworn I was following you) + anyone else who feels like doing this

#oh my god that was so much

[teapopp]

Hi hi back again back again

1. Your artstyle is so soft and I feel like it’s gotten even softer since the last time I saw ur blog/pos 2. How’d you develop your artstyle? It’s very pretty :D 3. I think I might come around more often, say hi and stuffs :3c

HI HI HI!!!! welcome back :D

UM... THANK U.... i rly want my artstyle to turn into a yellow blobby mess hehe. i strive for squishability but i keep trying to be accurate soo hehe working on it !!! im rly glad u find it soft !!!

also abt developing my style,,,?? i've been drawing since i was like 6!!! but i got kinda serious about it when i was like 8 and started actually reading chapter books and playing video games

ngl,, its just a bunch of other ppl's art styles mixed together hehe,,

like june's (@ actuallyrea on twitter) style and riverspirit456 on youtube when i wanted to learn how to shade and use colour as a young artist.

i just take little bits n mix it together and use what i learn from studying the human body :p

(UH.... AND ANIME... I WATCHED ANIME AS A KID.... I MADE FAIRY TAIL FAN ART)

(^^^embarrassing fact!!!!!!)

back in like 2019 i really liked milcherie's stuff on deviantart but idk where they are now :( i think their account died or something :( they were rly nice and they liked trevor from pokemon xy and they were a motivation and inspiration to me :,)

(mainly bc no one rly bothered to draw trevor and they were like nice to my mediocre trevor art... BUT STILL...)

(if there's no content... make ur own ykwim??)

(warrior cats, pokemon and sonic artists were crucial to my artistic development during my formative years LOL)

also ,, i had a moment when my art was SUPER stylised like tiny torso, giant blocky limbs, strange eye and faceshapes, just because i wanted to find a style that i liked and it did not work out NANDNS,,,

BUT ALAS !!! i have settled down w the anime+chibi styles i have now (even if they change w every drawing i make bc im SO INCONSISTENT SADGE.....) the circle above where the nose is stayed pretty consistent tho!!! ive been using it for almost 3 years now? or 4....

but ya i think the main motivation behind development was seeing these ppl's neat ocs and thinking... "i wanna do that!!" as a 9 year old and making my first warrior cat oc, then sonic oc, then pokemon trainer oc

and then feeling frustrated that i couldnt draw the pose i wanted to and then scouring the internet for poses to learn and taking in little bits from different artists i looked up to to polish my drawings.

(and also the fact that i liked unloved characters at the time)

TRIED TO MAKE IT READABLE!!!!!^^

ALSO.... AHH COME AROUND MORE BTW.... UR SO NEAT.... SOBS AND SCREAMS.... I WILL TRY TO SAY HI IN RECORD TIME....!!!

#mille response #digital artist #oc artist

[goremet-chef]

maybe ill tell my mom im hungry? im so. my entire LIFE i have always always hated asking for things like so much so that i stopped asking for things on my BIRTHDAY because im like. terrified of being seen as selfish? idk its funny cuz parents will like. god forbid i get a treat when im a kid, then all the grown ups in my life look down and call me spoiled as if they didnt give me the treat, and they still think children arent capable of complex thought so they didnt anticipate that id internalize it for the rest of my life but here we are 😁😁

so i just. god i hate asking for things it makes me feel so shitty but i think shes gonna go somewhere anyways? and EVENTUALLY hes going to run out of things to cook so maybe if i ask she'll bring home some food (vent/rant)

that is one thing that always bothers me tho ive got? idk my mom is. shes my mom i guess, currently she treats me very nicely but when her bf was gone for a few years all that anger was directed at me so yknow. i guess shes over it? or she tries to make up for it, but if im not given an apology, i wont forgive or forget even. it was mutual, lots of arguing on the basis of politics at time, but sometimes it was just fucking nothing, to the point where she'd even admit that i didnt deserve that treatment its just. SIGHHHHH im over it at this point im just trying to get out atp yknow? but like

my sibling asks for LOTS of things. and they get all of them. money for computer parts? sure. money for literally any thing? sure. new game? sure

im not bitter about it, as long as my mom can afford it i dont care. but like....... whenever I ask for things, its usually a no

because of my BPD, i take rejection really hard, its the worst pain in the world so i kinda just stopped asking for anything at all to avoid the feeling. then they always are like "ohh what do you want for yr birthday we cant just get you nothing" but i actually DID ask for something on my birthday. i asked for a copy of pokemon black for the ds. it was the only thing ive directly asked for in years, and i didnt get it which is super embarrassing. like whats the point of bothering me about what i want if you dont listen to me when i do? they always get me what they THINK i want and its this really outdated version of me that doesnt even exist anymore, its makes me dissociate knowing thats what they see me as when im just not that anymore. even when i tell them its null

IDK its jsut a whole thing, idk how to feel about it anymore. its to the point where like. my friends take me out sometimes but i mean. they know im broke, they know i have no job, they know i have no income. but im terrified the entire time that theyre gonna like. ask me to pay or something, and i always do my best to just do nothing when we go out cuz i really like. even when they offer to get me things it makes me feel so fucking shitty man i feel like im just leeching off of them even when they offered. even when they tell me they like getting me things it just. it feels so bad. and GOD its embarrassing, when we're walking around stores and all im doing is just following them around because i have like FIVE DOLLARS in my pocket at most. things like that make me want to never leave my house again, it just sucks.

im jealous of them if im honest, because they have jobs and i dont. but i dont think? i genuinely am unsure id ever be able to get a job. im not well adjusted like them, im constantly dissociating, constantly tired, my sibling yesterday, i made a comment about my mom leaving without telling me at all and he was like "well she said she was leaving on the weekend didnt she?" like yes, she did, but i genuinely have no idea what day it is at any given point. all i know is the number, i dont know the day of the week ever.

like im so. fucked, im fucked! totally, even if i managed to get me shit together, relearn the days of the week, set a good sleep schedule, im fucked anyways because i dont know how to be a person at all. an interview sounds fucking terrifying, ESPECIALLY if i dont know the questions theyre going to ask. i do really REALLY poorly with actual human conversation, like its painful. and pretty much everyone around me thinks im kinda creepy or weird in some way, so theyd DEFINITELY be able to tell. i have no resume, i dont even know what that IS. like im so fucked!! i wasnt able to pass highschool, i cant partake in a conversation if i dont somehow have both sides planned perfectly.

little unsure about my odds, gotta be honest

but at the same time like? i keep hearing people say "if you cant work then get disability insurance" am i disabled? everyone around me tells me im just not trying hard enough. they laugh at me when i say i just cant. even if it covers mental illness, i? i dont know. im constantly in denial of things because my family specifically my mom like. a long time ago she told me i just couldnt be autistic, because im "too smart"

?????? it showed me immediately that she has absolutely no fucking idea what shes talking about ever, i bet she couldnt list more than 2 symptoms of autism like genuinely. im not even smart also????? maybe id be a genius, if i could retain information after 5 minutes 💀💀 its complete bullshit man, im just. im at a loss

and then they have the audacity to mock me for not knowing how to be a person in the world, when THEY shouldve taught me. it was THEIR job to help guide me through it, and they didnt. they laugh and roll their eyes and scoff when i tell them oh i dont know how to use a stove, i dont know what food stamps are i dont know how to dress for a job interview ETC

they expect ill know, that i wouldve jsut picked it up over time but surprise! i didnt. i need instruction i need CLEAR instruction and no one will give it to me. its so frustrating man, they suck ass and they just make me feel WORSE about myself. like good fucking god, give me a break

idk im just. exhausted. im tired of just cramming my problems down because the people around me are incapable of seeing me as anything other than a child, and children dont have problems, right? i have no right to complain if my backs constantly hurting, if im too tired to feed myself properly, if i cant leave my house for 2 seconds without feeling the deepest dread. like be so serious bro

i cant wait to fucking move out, but.. how? my friends said its okay if i cant always make enough money from art to pay rent, but no. i dont believe them at all. theyre just being nice to me and i dont even deserve that, i fucking refuse i cant just. im always dead weight, its so frustrating. it frustrates the people around me, too. i feel like such a fucking burden man, its so tiring. if its not things i just dont know how to do, its fear. oh i cant help clean the garage because its crawling with spiders, i cant take out the trash because the trash bins are crawling with spiders. i cant walk down the stairs because i saw a spider on the ground. they fucking hate me man

i know what they see me as, but i have no idea how to convince them that its not me. they think im rude because i dont know how to properly communicate, i say things and its rude to them and i feel bad because i didnt intend to come off that way. everyone thinks im selfish, they think im overdramatic. exaggerating. if they could live in my head for one day, they wouldnt think that anymore

its so exhausting because you dont even get any sort of sympathy from them! just like. awkward pity, and it makes me wish i was never born. never oh im sorry yr feeling that way, do you wanna talk about it? never

they see me as such an obvious burden but they? i dont know! i genuinely cant understand, they think i just have no complex emotions? they think i cant hear it, cant see it? they think i dont feel like a burden when they tell me i am. its so stupid

i cant stand being around anyone, and it just pushes me FURTHER into dissociation. ive got an interesting thing with that. see, typically when yr dissociate with a dissociative disorder like OSDD or DID, that hazy period in time opens up for another alter to front, you dissociate away and get tucked inside yr head. except i get maladaptive daydreams. so im fully dissociated in another world basically but im still physically present. its like i just always take up space thats never meant for me, in every conceivable way. i hate it.

i know, when i finish typing this, ill feel a lot better. which is just embarrassing, bpd fucking sucks. having no emotional permanence is EMBARRASSING when im over here crying on my knees about my problems and then the second i get it out i feel completely fine. it just makes me invalidate my very real emotions even further and its so.

im just. whatever.

just spit it out and stop looking that way

[walleeli]

Today on Blue Nuzlocke:

Not one but TWO gym battles today. Kunigami soloed Milo and the gang. We make for route 5 and my first encounter is a fucking Applin 💀 named him Kurona to try and soften the blow and make him grow on me. Its not working. That thing sucks so bad. To the boxes with ye. Get to Hulbury and I am acutely aware that we are not fucking ready to face Nessa. So I’m scrambling trying to figure out where and how I can get more guys. Preferably with advantage over water types.

Now. Folks. This is the part where it gets embarrassing for me… yall I do not know pokemon type strengths and weaknesses. So my first move. Was to find an ice type. And I did. We now have a little baby Snorunt named Rin. And then I googled water type weaknesses. And then I debated blowing up. So at this point I’m like shit and also damb. Where do I find a pikachu. But I don’t look up where to find pikachu I just start walking around in a location I haven’t encountered anything yet. And I am flabberghasted by a Stunky. Ok. Whatever. Catch it. My son now. His name is Karasu. And he gets boxed cuz he cannot help me right now.

So its been hours and I’m still just as unprepared for Nessa as when I started but I’m such an “oh well” and “lets get it over with” girlie im like hey. If Kunigami (vulpix) can pull it off so can Aryu (budew). And then I stall for a minute to go fish in Hulbury because OBVIOUSLY im gonna need a water type on hand for the next gym. Which I will surely be reaching. We go. I get a chewtle. Ok cool. Looks like Tokimitsu. Rock on. Boxes for now. Nessa time.

Aryu is fucking schooling the water gym. I’m like thank fuck. And when he starts getting low I throw Gagamaru (meowth) in there and he finishes it up with his metal claws or whatever the fuck its called. I do their silly little puzzle and I’m ready to die I mean live. Nessa fight is going all according to keikaku until she pulls out Drednaw. Who has Aryu on the ropes from the word go. Like to the point where I cannot risk even switching him out because my other troops are wounded. (I took Kurona in as our third to try and give him leveling opportunity. Not a good move. He was useless.) But I’m not going to let her kill me after everything I’ve been through. So what ends up happening is the worst quality tv you’ve ever seen. Just 25 minutes of me spamming potion in response to her nonstop Headbutts and waiting for Aryu’s poisoning to drain Drednaws stupid life away. It was boring. It was excruciating. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone. But we survived. Nessa made some comment about my character having the ‘will to take on the champion’ or something’ and I wish their was a way to convey to her that I was sat in bed debating killing myself from about her third exact same move. Guys I don’t think Nuzlocke is fun. Oh my god.

Anyways <3 Two down however many to go. We make for Galar mines no. 2. Bede kills Kunigami. Fucking unreal. But its chill because he has wildcard privileges. The king WILL return if I have anything to say about it. Um. Then some random trainer kills Tokimitsu. Im like well. Ok. And now I’m in the mines fishing because I still need a water type for OH THAT RIGHT. Ok so I went back to Motostoke to fish somewhere between somewhere cuz again. Need water type. And I get a fucking. Magikarp. So you know I had to name it Igurashi. Its lvl 8. Genuinely I don’t even think its worth dealing with it. Ugh.

So anyways back to the mine. I’m fishing. Guess what? Its a fucking chewtle again. At this point me and those fucking things have BEEF ive been trying to level my dudes and they have been non fucking STOP they are EVERYWHERE every patch of grass every fishing spot every dynamax hole in the ground ITS BEEN MADDENING. And technically the set of rules I’m playing on says I can get another go if I run into something I’ve already got but. I decided its funnier this way. And also Tokimitsu died so technically I DON’T got. So this bastard is coming home with me. Fine. Named him Kaiser. My enemy’s name for my enemy. Thats cute and fun. I hope he dies soon. Team Yell grunts beat the shit out of me and Hop. I almost lost Aryu and Gagamaru both. Kaiser pulled his weight but I’m not gonna give him flowers about it.

Exit the mines. Close my eyes and run into the first tall grass field. Encounter a scraggy (pokemon I love dearly) im like yayayy!! Finally a nice thing for the specialest girl in the world! Acquired it. Named it Bachira. When he dies the run dies I don’t care. My special little guy. And thats what you missed on Glee.

#blue nuzlocke #forgot to say aryu evolved into the very glam roselia right before we went to face off with Nessa #very on brand of him