#THIS EXACT SCENARIO HAPPENED TO ME

[coquelicoq]

i still can't really have a conversation in french but i can read the french dictionary and i can translate 18th-century treatises on mollusks from french. that should count for something.

#-me to me after totally wiping out in conversation class #whatever!! i'm in conversation class to get better at conversation not because i'm already good at it! #<-repeating this to myself ten times a day #some of my classmates however. now those SOBs can converse. can they ever. you wouldn't believe #the conversations these assholes are having in front of me and trying to engage me in #such as 'where do you live?' and 'what do you do for exercise?' #and then i'm also supposed to think of questions to ask them. unfortunately when this happens i can't think of a single question #that has ever been posed in the history of human interaction #'do you like...uhhh...[sweating and eyes darting around] calendars?' #except i forget the word for calendar and say a made-up word #(this exact scenario has not occurred but in the broad strokes it is accurate and in the particulars it is only a matter of time) #every time someone asks me a question i want to say 'thanks for your question! you can expect a response in 2-3 business days.' #for some reason this is frowned upon however. #french

[fregget-frou]

Angel oc angst and their backstory + personality

I love Aklaq so much

Aklaq is getting better at it but they’re still very self conscious about their injuries when they were 16. They got into a nasty car accident where they had to have their left leg amputated because of the damage from the fire. Since then they’ve hated how less mobile they seem to be, and angry with them for struggling with things. Aklaq used to be the families support and did most of the work along with their younger brothers and took a lot of pride in being strong and reliable. Since then they struggle to do alot of prolonged activities because of chronic pain and less stamina. They hate being looked down upon and it was a large problem in the beginning of them and David’s relationship because he kept on belittling them and trying to do things for them because they’re disabled. This led to a large fight when David was constantly forcing them to stop doing chores and generally anything physical which led to them breaking down because they felt trapped.

They’re trying but it’s hard, both them and David are very reserved people just expressing that in different ways and they both struggle to make meaningful relationships. Aklaq lost their mom before they moved to California for college and simply couldn’t stand being in the same place where she used to be so they left. Their little brothers were old enough to live on their own but still felt hurt as Aklaq refused to talk about their mom and even acknowledge she died. When angel finally accepted that their mom was gone it was hard but at the very least David was their to be able to get that feeling. Their mom and Aklaq had a similar dynamic with David And Gabe, Aklaq being the oldest and being the one to take over the family farm, being raised by their mother alone because their father passed etc.

Aklaq is an older oc that I adapted into a listener and I find their personality along with David’s to be great together, even with the clashing because they are in similar situations and can lean on each other. I just love them pls

#Angel being the one to comfort David on Father’s Day GOT me because this exact scenario happened on Mother’s Day #Aklaq will forever be a mamas kid they loved her so much #they both deserve to put down their walls for each other #one acts grumpy and cold the other puts up a fake happy act #just let them hold and feel OK LET THEM BE VULNERABLE TOGETHER #LET THEM HEAL TOGETHER #GODDDDD #their mom also died suddenly #her heart stopped beating one day and they refused to accept it because #what would you do if in the morning your mother was singing and cooking and a few hours later she was being taken away by an ambulance #gooodddddddddddd #redacted asmr #freggzocs #freggzartz #redacted audio #redacted asmr fanart #redacted asmr angel #redacted asmr david

[his-littlefox]

i love to sleep sm bc i feel so fresh in dreams!! there’s no headaches or aching legs or nausea or overthinking i just exist!! 💕💕

#bonus if im dreaming of my hubbies!! 🤭💖 #why does it happen so less tho?? it’s always smth so random 😭💕 #i think a manifested as a dream once tho!! while i was in anime fandom i thought of light yagami EVERY NIGHT before sleeping!! #i imagined myself transported into dn world and saving him before he dies at the end 😭😭 #and one night i dreamt of that exact scenario!! like he was right there!! #and i was debating myself whether to interrupt now or wait till the final showdown to not mess with the timeline! #bc then i wouldnt know the future!! #i was so smart in the dream!! 😭💕 #but as soon as he LOOKED AT ME I WOKE UP 😭😭😭

[rose-lalondde]

i need more sasusaku to open their minds up and feed into their divorce arc like there is a vision there yall are not seeing. its giving tickets to paradise, parent trap, idk....i promise u that divorce does not have to be a negative thing

#moon posts #i really should be writing my dicsussion lol #like if ur gonna go in go in all the way don't be afraid #like if yall are gonna be the straight ppl ship then lets spice it up #im the number 1 divorce supporter like i love a good divorce arc idc #source: my divorce playlist #not getting into my divorce headcanons i just wanted to say my piece #don't tempt me into writing a fic b/c i could spend all day analyzing their marriage and the what went wrongs and their psychs and the ange #liiiike im sawry there's no way i can pretend that leaving for 10 yrs is ok i'd be a little bitter #watched a kdrama where this exact scenario happened too and it cemented every thought i had like the daughter the mother and I were pissed #i'd get a divorce just for fun like #naruto #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha

[namedforvalor]

The funniest thing Lestat could have done would have been waiting until he was in the crypt with Armand, surrounded by all the vampires, and then saying “think fast” and just chucking his rosary at Armand so his followers could watch him catch it on reflex and not burn.

#I was robbed honestly #WHY did Anne rice specifically mention that they were carrying rosaries if not for this exact scenario to happen #I was anticipating it from the moment he was introduced! #I was like surely Lestat is gonna throw the rosary at him #anyway #this book is hilarious and it’s fucking me up at the same time #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire chronicles #the vampire lestat

[quodekash]

sometimes I’ll just be in the bathroom like washing my hands or something, and my eyes will fall on my toothbrush. And I’m like “oh yeah I haven’t brushed my teeth yet today, I’m gonna do that” (I have adhd and issues with forgetting to practice basic hygiene especially with teeth)

so I’ll get my toothbrush, put the toothpaste on it, and start brushing

but then, sometimes right after I’ve started, sometimes not until I’m washing my mouth out at the end, I’ll realise it’s not an appropriate time to be brushing my teeth and I did it impulsively and it’s midday right now I’m about to have lunch and I’ve already brushed my teeth

#that’s the exact scenario right now #but it’s happened many many times before #ive brushed my teeth right before dinner a couple times #many times I’ve gone to the toilet after dinner and started washing my hands and seen the toothbrush #so I start brushing my teeth and then my dad asks me a few minutes later if I want dessert #and like YES I want dessert buT I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH GOSH DARNNIT #sometimes I’ll KNOW we’re about to have dessert or my sister is about to make me a hot chocolate or something #but I’ll see the toothbrush and immediately forget all about it #anyway. that’s what adhd is if you were ever wondering #adhd #actually adhd #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodivergence #neurospicy #actually neurodiverse #its the neurodivergency

[gayvampyr]

people on this site will derail a post for sapphics to say “well i DONT like women” and then when you tell them that it was rude and that the post wasn’t for them they’ll start accusing you of being homophobic and “trying to divide the queer community” (cuz you, a sapphic, don’t want non-sapphics (queer or not) derailing your post about sapphism)

#im not even joking this exact scenario has happened to me #im not dividing the community just because you wanted to interject when it wasn’t your turn to speak nor the right place or right time #idgaf if you’re gay or not. cool yknow. good for you. but this post was for lesbians so maybe shut up and make your own post? #like all i wanted to say was ‘‘i love women and i love loving women’’ so why tf would you feel the need to reply with ‘‘well i DONT’’ #sorry u have to hear dykes talk sometimes ig #sorry not everything is about you #text post

[awsugar]

i think its funny that i actually have no idea how i am perceived and idk if its the community that i have grown up in (my chem fans who are chronically online and turned into irl friends) and the fact that like MOST of my friends are somewhere on the map aside from a few token cishets but only TWICE in my life have i been told that i am visibly queer and both times it happened to be by a coworker who i wasnt close with/didnt share my life with but both times they said it with SUCH conviction that it was actually a shock and i burst out laughing because i just.....other than those two times i had no idea that i was sending such strong signals out into the universe lmfao....

#deja vu of the day is like trying to explain to my transman coworker #my opinion relating to some issue surrounding lgbt ppl at work #and trying to explain that i am also lgBT without sounding like a freak #and them looking at me and being like. uh. YEAH. #this exact scenario has happened twice #I CRACKED UP!!!! #i think people assume i am cishet unless i say something #apparently......no #is it just the hair??? #they never explain #theyre just like uh...fucking duh #and i go oh ok....

[if-mirrormine]

After reading the most recent asks, my tiny, impulsive MC would absolutely try lift and spin Grayson and he’s definitely gonna squish her but wait now he has fallen on top of her and she is breathless beneath him (and not only because her lungs are being constricted by his firm body pressed against her) and this is the exactly scenario I was desperately hoping for……..

So, um, how do you feel about fanfiction?

im all for it as long as you tag me bestie😌😌

#ive read this exact scenario happening so many times #but i eat it up every single time #like both of them are breathing heavy #the eye contact is intense #neither wants to move #it just gets me #so yes!!! #if you wanna write it i wanna read it #mm: grayson #mirror mine #message received☎️ #anonymous

[brown-little-robin]

speaking of surviving (or not surviving) horror movies: last night I dreamed I was Murderbot and I was trying to save my humans from a planet dying of corporate overextension, and a giant violent space octopus grabbed several of my humans. I had to let the octopus grab me and slam me on a force field to distract it while I figured out how to kill it and simultaneously how to mentally fly a spaceship

#I'm always so analytical in my survival dreams #I just fully do not have emotions in those other than stress and I Do What Needs To Be Done #(almost always I'm not the only one in danger. I'm in charge of the survival of others. I always survive and save the others nowadays) #I used to sometimes fail and die in those dreams but I don't now and I think honestly it's because I stopped prioritizing my own survival #I started prioritizing my humans' survival and that made me survive in the dreams because the failure scenario is not my own death #ergo the worst thing the dreams can do to me is kill My Humans #but somehow that never happens and I don't know why #anyway given that I have This Exact Dream (with variations only of what gender and species I and the attackers are) every Single night #it's actually a wonder that I HAVEN'T dreamt I was murderbot before #I mean come on it's perfect #Robin speaks

[perenial]

embroidering while im wizard high on prescription pain meds. just like garak deepspacenine

#gene.txt #drug mention #PRESCRIBED TO ME ok theyre my post op meds #funny story tho for v minor surgeries like the one i had last week ur usually given ibuprofen #but bc im already on an anti inflammatory i cant take more nsaids #so my surgeon was like lol. lmao even. heres some narcotics #this is the second time this exact scenario has happened to me in the last four months

[thislittlekumquat]

Me: babe a man at the bus stop wouldn't stop talking me and wanted to marry me and take me back to his home country :(

Them: *incandescent with rage, promises to murder*

Me: ok I'm better now 🥰

#unfortunately this exact scenario has happened to me multiple times #every time i get a little bit better at lying to them about random bullshit to pass the time #talking to random men who start the conversation is -11111/10 experience every time #spouse tag

[jumpscaregoose]

if we ever find out what mk stands for it should be a really dramatic cliffhanger that looks very transgender or else I'm suing

#lmk #lego monkie kid #qi xiaotian #mk lmk #the tragedy of me saying this while lmk doesn't air weekly #it would be even funnier if it was an end of season one though #this exact scenario has happened to me before manifesting a double event

[soft-serve-soymilk]

I ALSO LOVE DRUGGING MY TEENAGE HEAD CHILDREN !!!!1!!1 ✨🎉🎊💯✨🎉🥳

#just pav things #they’re really fucking funny when they lose their metaphorical inhibitions about certain topics #ESPECIALLY Inigo #‘Pav what have you been doing to them 😭’ you may ask. well I’ve been recycling old zesty fanfic ideas #and playing around with the idea of side-quests and whatnot #ALSO I KEEP THINKING OF DOLPHIN’S COMMENT THAT IT’S ODD THAT INIGO NEVER REALLY GETS SPIRITER-NOMMED #Result? Scenario where that exact thing happens :))) #Been thinking about the concept of a human-spiriter intercept a bit more #In a sense Erk’s interpretation of the assignment is quite boring for something that’s 50/50 human and spiriter #So what if. and hear me out. Spiriter chimera. #The logic is all there. The soul remains intact within the stupefied human half and the spiriters can thus never expunge their power source #Hence infinite energy can be extracted which is in line with the Cure of Souls Facility/Energy Farm plot line of Archie’s half #And Inigo gets to have a spiriter moment because I drugged him into one!!!!!! :> #Definitely not integrating this insane idea into one of the 5 arcs because it would break all story flow but #if the player hypothetically wants to engage with this insane idea in one of the downtime sections I have no qualms ^^

[svogliata-mente]

second time i had that dream. surely this does not mean anything

#not the exact same but same scenario. this is fine probably #no but the thing is when i examin my thoughts and feelings in the cold light of day i know it's nothing fr so why does it keep happening #is it just that I'm lonely and crave human contact because i knew that already thanks brain #me medesima

[irkendogma]

underrated detail of the Tak Misery Shot is that the subsequent zoom clarifies she wasn't looking up at or even standing near anybody while looking waterlogged and pathetic she was just staring into space alone on the job

#i can't blame her that's the exact feeling of ''i really don't fucking like this scenario but it continues happening'' #you know i just realized. do other people even categorize this as the Tak Misery Shot or is it a telling factor about me specifically?