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Me in 60 years telling my grandkids about Klance:

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

#my shoelaces would give me away immediately

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how is my father a real person

#text my mom got from him while we were out together today

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Little Cloud

#I'm a simple man I see plants and hit reblog #lmk

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I say this because it turns out putting all the things you want to do but would get fired for into a wip actually makes you want to do the things more

and for like 2 seconds yesterday I considered asking my manager what the security features on our till computers were. which is obviously sus as hell and the truth would NOT make me look better

my fellow retail folks can we all agree that the desire to climb inside of these bad boys is real and potent

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my fellow retail folks can we all agree that the desire to climb inside of these bad boys is real and potent

#while I was looking for pictures of these I realized that it's kind of abnormal for my work to have shelves tall enough to fit a human being #another win for my workplace I guess

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not being in any of the same fandoms as your mutuals but being excited for/with them when something happens within said fandoms

#speck you must have so much fun putting up with me

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for your consideration

the way he fucking laughs you guys. guys

#he’s such a Creature #paradox live

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motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#am not

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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#little witch academia get one upped prev

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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

#I only use them to check what rating a fic has at a glance

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THAT’S WHAT YOU GET

why are my voltron posts resurfacing. those are cringe stop

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#this telepathy is getting out of hand