#THEY DO NOT

[phoenixonwheels]

Y’all really out here going “Capitalism is a scam! The government is lying to you!” - while walking around unmasked during a deadly pandemic because the government told you it was totally safe to go to work and out shopping and out to eat because we need to keep the economy ticking over.

#do you really think they GAF about you #pro tip #they do not #they will throw you under the bus exactly the way y’all threw immunocompromised people under the bus #wear a fucking mask #covid 19

[jostansbandc]

TWO ALBUMS, TWO PAIRS! First one is Off The Hook’s comeback album “ Put A Ring On It!” the second one is the Squid Sister’s “ Karaoke Supreme Deluxe DVD Album!” For ALL your karaoke needs

#splatoon fanart #splatoon #splatoon 2 #off the hook #squid sisters #tentacles! #marina ida #pearl houzuki #callie #marie #callie splatoon #marie splatoon #do they have last names? l #looking it up rn #they do not #cuttlefish? is it cuttlefish? #probs not #who knows #anywaysthe writing is a mix of japanese english and also funky little squigles and squid eyes #yuh yuh #pearlina #for the views muehaha #if you want actual pearlina go to my insta i post it there #it didnt make sense to post it here haha

[lord-of-the-ducks]

So I get why people didn’t like episode 7, it feels weak, especially compared to the rest of season 5. But I need it to be known that Helen has completely taken over my mind body and soul. I tried to go to sleep last night but I could only think of her. I tried thinking of Scenarios with my OCs because that usually helps me sleep and she was there. I can’t get her out of my head. I don’t know why I’m so suddenly obsessed with the silly donut woman but I have been bewitched. She only has what feels like 5 minutes of screen time and yet she might just be my favorite side character in the entire series.

I don’t know if I want to see her in every single episode going forward or if I want this to be her one and only appearance. Either way, queen.

#wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows spoilers #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #also I gaslit myself into thinking her last name was Richardson #it is not #that’s Helen TMA #and then I 100% believed that they both had the same last name #they do not #but that does make 2 Helens from horror/horror-adjacent media who I would kill and die for

[venturebroes]

bummy week old Alex sketches

#stardew valley #zack draws #alex stardew valley #do any of them even have last names #they do not #stardew valley Alex #kind of don’t like most of these but like I love posting so

[sermna]

made chocolate avocado pudding for me and my son and let me say:

it's delicious

it's very obviously made with avocado

#like I love avocado so thats great for me but if you're hoping the chocolate and sweetener cover everything #they do not

[eddis-not-eeddis]

I need a boyfriend, if for no other reason than that when I say “I’m out of fermented shrimp paste, please go to Saginaw and fetch me some,” something actually gets done about it.

#Need to find me a man ASAP #I have been dropping hints about needing shrimp paste for WEEKS #(i.e. shrieking “I need shrimp paste” at the top of my lungs every morning) #But do you think my father or brothers care? #They do not #Could I go to saganaw to get fermented shrimp paste myself? #Theoretically yes #But that’s not the point here #I shouldn’t have to go to saganaw to get shrimp paste #*SoMe* *PeOpLe* who go to *SaGiNaW* for *WoRk* #Could stop at an Asian market and get me some instead #>:( #Obviously I am not even REMOTELY bitter about this #At all #like #not even a little bit

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Okay I'm not saying that this semester's students suck ass bc I'm not there to teach them, but isn't it just such a coincidence that the vast majority are failing so miserably and they don't have someone who will tutor them outside of class and go over notes and skills with them, while the previous semesters did have that and the majority passed? Super interesting stuff. Too bad we'll never know if things could've been different if they had just fucking paid me :)

#can you tell I'm peeved lmao #i went to one of the classes today just so i can keep it on my resume #and holy fuck #weeks into the semester and they should have the basics down #they do not #absolutely floundering #granted I'm sure I'm not actually the reason lmao #like yeah i helped a shit ton of students outside class too #but they probably could've passed without me #these new ones tho are awful #no drive no nothing just looking for others to blame for their own failures #i didn't even stay the whole time like i was planning #bc i found out that they hired four other fucking people for the program #who all have less experience than me #and have been with the program for a way shorter time than i have #who don't do half the extra shit i do #and don't get me wrong this isn't a slight at them they're all fully qualified #but why the fuck not hire me #like i genuinely am so pissed #have to email my supervisor but I'm too upset to make it sound civil #like fucking fine if you don't wanna pay me you never get to see me again #I'm not working ten hour days plus extra outside of class for nothing anymore that's insane #I'll keeping being a private tutor for the students but I'm not doing a single thing for the program without pay #i mean holy shit hiring at least four other people and not saying shit to me?? #like fine that's fine fuck you you're getting an email ultimatum good luck finding someone else willing to do all that for free #i cried about it for like an hour and now I'm just mad lmao having a super normal one rn #anyway #not snz

[feelslikegold]

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#you know you have it bad when you see if inpatient facilities near you allow cell phones 🧍🏻‍♀️ #they do not #like girl my phone and the people in it is the only thing that keeps me around lmao please do not take it from me

[itsjustpoopeh]

not y'all taking pink news seriously

#911 abc #those idiots dont even know that ryan murphy doesnt have anything to do with the ahow except collecting his checks #quit acting like they have access #they do not #they just regurgitating interview excerpts from actual outlets and unhinged reaction tweets #continually acting the fools over nothing

[letshavechildren]

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#hurt my own feelings tonight #made art about someone who had left my life #and then sent it to them #idk why I thought they would care #they do not #and I feel a little silly goofy

[twixitativi]

love @ardeidae-e being convinced that i spoiled the end of the chapter when i did not in fact do that uwu ;3c

update LU COME BACK WHERED YOU GO 🥺🥺🥺 COME BAAAAAAAACK

#theyre still reading chapter 8 and i showed them some stuff from chapter 9 #and now they think they know what the end of chapter 8 looks like #they do not #update i have scared them away and am now sad where did they GOOO

[thelilnan]

now comes the crucial time where i, as a near 30 year old, decide if i trust the airline to keep my teddy bear and baby blanket safe in my checked luggage or if i take up a LOT of space on my carry on keeping that thang on me

#hey! this is impossible #dont think your teddy bear feelings go away at almost 30 #they Do Not #little zeller things

[purplepenntapus]

“If you don’t want to see Luffy kissing people don’t look it up.”

Never once in my life have I looked that up, still forced to see it.

#discourse #that opinion would work great if people always tagged their shit #they do not #I have every possible Luffy ship name blacklisted #in fact even going into specifically the aroace luffy tag leads to just as much Luffy shipping as aroace content

[wixelt]

Everyone During/after True Colors: *A bunch of fighting, screaming and feeling* TinfoilChef in his underground sanctum during/after True Colors: ...Why do I feel like I missed something important?

He's about halfway under the ocean to the main continent by this point, & is starting to wonder why he didn't take a boat, with how much quicker it'd be.

He's committed now, though, so presses on.

Besides, whatever he's missing, he's sure the other Hermits absolutely have it handled.

#they do not #hermitphibia au #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft au #amphibia #amphibia au #tinfoilchef #tfc

[bbjobo]

Things I maybe shouldn’t have done: had two beers and then implied (*cough*) my parents would be assholes for continuing to plan a trip to Hawaii

#‘but the airline email said they want us there’ #they do not

[apricusapollo]

marauderstwt saying regulus wouldn't listen to taylor swift,,, what's next??? saying that regulus wouldn't be a star wars fan and wouldn't be completely gone for anakin??? is this how we're going to move forward as a society???

#these people don't know him the way i do #they do not #he literally cried over anakin & obi wan edit with high infidelity / the great war mashup a #(i am projecting)