#THE GAYEST MAN EVER

[ascianasahi]

slaysetter

#ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontowncorporateclash #toontown #toonblr #ttcc pacesetter #graham ness payser #the gayest man ever

[moonschocolate]

I'm letting people do their thing, like nothing stops you from writing that if you want that, I'm just afraid that people could go in there and strongly believe that SIRIUS AND MARLENE WERE MARRIED AND HAD TWO DAUGHTERS

LIKE THEY HAD TWO CHILDREN

#like I wanna be resepectful but SIRUS #THE GAYEST MAN EVER #MARRIED TO MARLS #THE GAYESt WOMAN EVER #AND THEY HAVE 2 CHILDREN #TWO #IT JUST SCARES ME #Marauders era #sirius back #padfoot #marlene mckinnon #marls #they're just gay #but like the opposite way

[bludhavensbirdboy]

this is actually what was happening in this scene try tell me i’m wrong!

#mr ‘wanna go for the title?’ #gayest thing buck has ever done #bro kisses men during his free time #buck turned up after the lawsuit and decided he was going to flirt #man was standing on business. the business? him being gay. #them your honor #irrelevant tags > #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #edmundo eddie diaz #eddie diaz #eddie 911 #buck 911 #911 abc #911 show #911 #buddie #buck x eddie #buck/eddie #bi buck #gay eddie diaz

[supercalime]

If you have you still have any doubt Buck is bisexual, I present you this

#He has literally kissed a man and this is the gayest thing he’s ever done #he’s never beating the chaotic bi allegations #911 #evan buckley #911 abc #tevan #bucktommy #kinkley #kinley #firefly #firepilot #9 1 1 #lety rambles

[alexandthensome]

*in a Dr. Doofensmirtz Voice*

If I had a nickel for every time Owen Wilson was involved in a Gay Slow-burn Relationship I’d have 4 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened four times

#owen wilson #tom hiddleston #lobius #night at the museum #jedtavius #i mean come on #it’s a weird coincidence but a coincidence nonetheless #that man is the gayest straight man I’ve ever met #loki #loki laufeyson #marvel #marvel mcu #the internship #cars movie #cars meme #lightning mcqueen #tow mater

[imnothulk]

What does one take on a trip to Asgard? I'm serious

I'm in tears I'm stressed wtf do I wear? I don't wanna look like a hobo amidst gods. I literally dress like a lame professor or in sweatpants there is no in-between.

I'm having a crisis

#this is the gayest breakdown ive ever had #but this is serious #like theyre all there in silk tunics and im wearing what #my yello button up shirt? no??? like wtf man

[hoss-bonaventure]

jesse being rampantly homophobic in season 1 is so funny like baby, people who live in glass houses SHOULD NOT be throwing stones

#a man’s worst enemy is his internalized homophobia #and the law too if you’re making crystal 🤷‍♀️ #breaking bad #brba #waltjesse #walter white #jesse pinkman #i love early 2000s homophobia cause it’s the gayest man you’ve ever seen saying the f slur #like who is jesse to say anything to walt?

[romanxoxo]

i find it so funny that in most of his outfits hes either shirtless or wearing some fuck ass crop top 😭😭

#no but what the FUCK is the 5th outfit #ITS SO UGLY #hes my wife #no seriously his fashion sense is so wack #once again hes quite literally the gayest man ive ever seen #gloxinia #nanatsu no taizai #gloxinia nnt #seven deadly sins

[ethanharmonia]

S!3V3N

Just an emo man in his 20s with a deceased dragon and dating a glitched man, im very normal

Other version because i couldnt stop laughing at this😭😭😭😭😭

#pokemon #pokemon au #pokepasta #pokemon creepypasta #pokemon strangled red #strangled red #glitchy red #fnf hypno lullaby #fnf lullaby #hypnos lullaby #the gayest man ever yall #bro may not have powers but he can beat your buttlercheeks haha /hj #he gave missingno to his damn boyfriend on christmas can you imagine that is the best gift ever #the rendering this time made me feel gay oh my god #art #pokemon trainer #drawing #strangled red steven

[poemega]

Colin not knowing Trent was gay even from that outfit is maybe the straightest thing I’ve ever seen

#ted lasso #trent crimm #colin hughes #dude was trying so hard #that fit was kinda fire #we can admit that Trent looked so hot #england’s gayest man ever #the leap off shoes??? sorry we all knew #I love u Trent crimm mwah

[butcharyastark]

i cannot explain how simultaneously complexly fascinating and deeply hilarious this fucking intimate coming out scene between flint and silver is in the s3 finale of black sails.

like. imagine you are james flint. you have a horrible secret tragic backstory you won't tell anyone about how you became the fearsome and capable pirate captain you are today. that tragic backstory involves being the bisexual unicorn for a rich couple's poly triad dreams in 1700s england. you confide in someone outside of this dynamic for the first time after everything happened about what happened because they asked to know. you bare your soul uncharacteristically about being bisexual, polyamorous, and griefstricken. nobody else but one person in your life has seen this of you. the person you confide this to is someone that genuinely worried about you killing them in front of your entire crew like, literally 10 days ago, for confessing to betraying you abt smth that took months of efforts and dozens of death to try to achieve. this person, who is the most kindly understanding and softspoken person on your ship of ragtag hardened pirates, looks you in the eyes by the soft lighting of the campfire under cover of nightfall after burying literal and now metaphorical secrets, and says, in order, to your FACE, that 1) firstly he is a hashtag gay ally (in the 1700s) and so sorry for your loss but 2) he's been thinking lately it's kind of weird everybody around flint dies and he doesn't want to be next bc everybody flint trusts is a dead man walking bc 3) hey flint have you ever considered maybe it's your fault this happened and that you are doomed bc of just who you are as a person? and 4) but it's okay actually bc if it came down to it i think i've grown as a person enough that if anyone dies in this partnership it will be you 😤

like. to his face. i repeat, to the face of the most feared pirate this side of the americas, who has considered killing him within the past month or two, who opened up to silver in the most baring way possible for a regular man, much less a man like flint--to his FACE silver said that "maybe the homophobia you experienced that ruined your entire life was actually your fault for existing and everybody you love is doomed to die because being around you is a curse :/" in the most GENTLY understanding tone of voice while staring deeply into his eyes and professing genuine care and friendship and respect for him.

i'd lose my mind. i'd implode. no fucking wonder flint takes a preparatory, longsuffering swig of liquor with the most exasperated expression i've ever seen on a 40+yo man's face the literal second silver's mouth is open for longer than 2 sentences. silver is SO goddamn lucky this man stopped seeing him as an enemy 6 weeks ago and instead switched to begrudgingly ominous mentor and weird older brother.

and they're both still being friendly about it like silver isn't casually portending one of their deaths because of the other because of the inherent darkness of their souls and like flint hasn't killed men on his own crew for saying less than this behind his back. this is fucking insane energy. i want to study them both. i want to microwave them at high heat. i want to put them in a jar and shake it. you two really live like this?

#my post #black sails #nomi liveblogs #this is the gayest cishet-toxic-masculinity ass conversational response to being told someones darkest secrets #its the straightest queer man to queer man 'im here for u bro' conversation ive ever seen #silver is talking exactly like a man who only stepped foot onto a boat 3 months ago acting like he knows shit abt longterm captaincy #and flint is reacting like that while stsring into the ground questioning all of his life choices up til this moment. #somehow james flint being a bisexual unicorn in a poly triad is still relevant as a plot point for totally separate characters #i love all of this its so. fuckinf. hilarious #@flint and silver: this is amazing. you live like this?

[zumurruds]

laurent before meeting damen: i will avenge auguste if it’s the last thing i ever do. the barbarian will die and i will piss on his ashes.

laurent after meeting damen: haha hey Big man [giggles and twirls hair] did you know you are the best most honorable perfect man i have ever known? hope everyone knows we're having sex. what are your thoughts on rawing me without lube? i am very submissive and breedable haha

#captive prince #laurent of vere #damianos of akielos #lamen #he is the gayest man i have ever met. he is everything to me

[toastytrip]

Chip Whistler art dump part 1 of 500 (courtesy of @orgonongurlz being gay as hell <3 )

#big city greens #bcg #bcg chip #chip whistler #gayest man i ever seen #the whole apple orchard #btw i know the office isnt accurate #still proud of it though

[daftmooncretin]

60’s star trek’s list of things that are allowed:

gay people ❌

guy x sentient cloud of yellow disco haze (don’t worry though its a lady cloud!) ✅

#kirk the gay marriage counsellor is real actually #he was like this cloud and this man <3 are my ticket out of here #this whole episode is such a thinly veiles gay metaphor its BONKERS #at one point the guy is like im too old fashioned for this indecency… while the whole crew is like go get that cloud bestie #also bones is very ally here tbh i love him #and then the next scene is a speech about how love is the only thing that really matters regardless of circumstances #and then the cloud turns into a pretty lady cause like its not gay then #simultaneously the straightest and gayest thing i have ever watched i- #alos that lady just got straight up possessed and kirk was like 🤪.. LOVE WINS #star trek #star trek tos #metamorphosis star trek #spirk #jim kirk

[fleurdelait]

my fav part of being in the sherlock fandom is i don’t rlly ship johnlock all that much but i love sitting here and clapping my hands like a cymbal monkey at all the art

#me see funny men me clap #sherlock holmes #sherlock #bbc sherlock #acd holmes #it’s just pure vibes tbh #like all the fanart is so yummy #and the fics bang #but if someone were to ask me if i shipped them #id prolly say not really #while reading the most angsty well written johnlock fic ive ever read #but i do live for the queer coding in the acd canon books #watson and i are quite frankly the same #cause i get him #i too would be the gayest little man if my roomie was that hot

[drag0n-dreamer]

I’ll have more thoughts on the trailers later, but I will say this

Aegon is so damn fruity, boy is the entire produce section, my GOD

#my post #this is a silly post #aegon ii targaryen #he’s the gayest man I’ve ever seen have children with a woman #limpest wrist in Westeros #dance of the dragons is just mlm on wlw violence #asoiaf #hotd #hotd posting #house of the dragon #fire and blood #house targaryen #dance of the dragons #hotd season 2