#THATS A BIG CHICKEN!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[mixtercandy]

Shout out to the REAL fnaf mvp SPARKY THE DOG !!

#cand posts #cand arts #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #freddy fazbear #foxy fox #bonnie bunny #chica chicken #sparky the dog #Im SO proud of you being in the movie you were my favorite hoax AND NOW LOOK AT U.. ON THE BIG SCREEN.. #I LOVE YOU SM SPARKY u guys have no idea even after the hoax was confirmed i still make like toy n funtime designs #like years ago HGUEHGUH- BUT I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE ON YOU.. U R NOW OFFICAL #(atleast in movie canon but thats better than no canon at all so)

[abnomi]

fell in love with him the second he came on screen like HAAYYYY HAAYYYYYYYYY👋👋👋

#chicken run #dr fry #he is lovely what more is there to say #i think its rather humorous how hes a big villain in the movie #when he invented probably the most humane way to process chickens #hes interesting thats for sure #my art #i like being a normal person #i could treat him right btw #HES SO STIMMY I CANT HANDLE IT #he isnt only just stimming at this point he is The Stimulus itself #theatre kid number uhhhh idk like 3 ive hyperfixated on. who is the third? idk #neurodivegent

[hanadoesstuffwrong]

Some doodles because the concept art for this mediocre corporate mess has been haunting me

#we could have had it all #starboy #asha x star #wish 2023 #wish rewrite #wish concept art #pls don't bother trying to defend the movie to me cos i really really really don't care #these two have been rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken and thats why im here #disney used to be known for exactly three things: insane musical numbers + traumatising parent death scenes and LOVE STORIES #h0w do u manage to leave each of those out of ur big celebration homage flick????.. #i have my own full rewrite with replacement song concepts that will never see the light of day but thats what these come from #the gist is its gender-swapped Stardust where the moral is 'dont strive so hard for an ideal that u miss the good things u already have' #the fanart and animatics and analyses are the best things to come out of this movie by far!

[casualavocados]

When he saw me, he was startled and dropped the bottle. So I placed the food on the counter and left. That’s all there is to it. You should have told me about it first. What would I do that for? I did nothing wrong.

Fourth Nattawat as LI MING and Earth Pirapat as JIM in MOONLIGHT CHICKEN (2023) dir. Backaof Nopparnach Chaiwimol

#moonlight chicken #mlcedit #moonlightchickenedit #midnight series #earth pirapat #fourth nattawat #hipranparakul #userkit #usernuria #tosnimeat #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #idk man class struggle gets to me (your honor i grew up and am still poor) #coloring this was A JOB #giffing this made me realize most ppl are here for the romantic drama while im here for the....everything else drama #well the romantic drama is what ties everything together #i love how every character is already tied in with all the others #in big ways like this or in small ways like wen accidentally walking into li mings room #also li ming and jim standing with their hands on their hips yeah thats nephew and uncle behavior #im not biased (lying) but fourth youre doing amazing sweetie #this is for me so idc

[noxious-fennec]

Its the most specialest birthday boy if you don't clap and cheer for him and wish him a happy birthday ill blow this whole place up <33

I just think that he deserves a little nap yk, in the warmth of the sun and everything.. perhaps listening to the radio, its probably playing fairuz.. I also think he would like daffodils

#this should not count as a belated present somwhere in the world its still the 12th ok #my art #dsmp wilbur #cwilbur #wilbur fanart #dont ask where he got this big ass chair let's say he broke into cq's office alright #why does he have a cane well thats because *i* cant get a cane so #he gets to accommodate his chronic illness #also this is my first time doing fanart for the one character that's been rotisserie chicken roatating my head for over a year #hope it looks good and i dont have the immediate urge to change smth #fennec. art

[brainworms-all-night-long]

That reminds me about one of the many things that should've given away that I was definitely not neaurotipical; I loved the story of the ugly duckling so fucking much as a kid I didn't want and despised having to read anything else. I had a book(I'm pretty sure I still have it) with the story of the ugly duckling and two others in it but like I couldn't bother reading the other two stories, I think I tried at one point but they were boring ass romances, one true love fixes all and the other was God Forbid Women Have Standards, but I sure as hell could recite you the ugly duckling one backwards

#my first ever blorbo #every day I would crack open the book and be like ''oh boy what dd this little fucker go though THIS time'' #almost froze to death in a snowstorm among other things thats what #and youre.never gonna guess what movie little me was obsessed with then #Chicken little #yes that chicken little #than megamind and httyd and a bunch of other movies i cant name off the top of my head #THAN i discovered Nightmare later bennett and at last tails #nimona and jinx are also there #and you wanna take a big fat guess kn what all of those characters have in common? #The Isolation and feeling Different #anyways yes im neurodivergent and aroace why you ask

[faunandfloraas]

I know Hans officially a quokka and unofficially a squirrel/hamster/any lil mousey creature but also. He could be a lil frog. He's like a lil frog to me.

#you know those lil green tree frogs with the big dark eyes and they puff their cheeks out and mostly hang alone ??? #thats han to me #i wanted one as a pet SO bad as a kid #but it cost 1200 bucks to get a reptile license here so my parents were like sorry </3 we already have bird fish dogs ram duck chicken bunn #guinea pig sea monkeys thats too much and i was like ☹ #but hindsight 20/20 good idea bc that would have been a hassle to take care of clean the tank etc etc

[hecksupremechips]

I think the best way to describe my feelings about aini is like if you were craving this specific meal from some distant restaurant you haven’t been to in ages and you try to replicate it on your own and it actually tastes decently good but then you get to eat the original again and you’re like “oh god what the hell I’ve been making garbage this whole time why did I think I could beat the original”

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #ai nirvana initiative #aini #aini is a good game i like it a lot. but damn it just does not compare to the first game #i read a critique of the game that pointed out how in an attempt to avoid spoilers for the first game they kinda screwed over #all the characters from the first game by just removing their character development #which yeah i have to agree characters like iris ota and moma literally contributed nothing to aini #and moma in particular was suuuuch an uncomfortable character cuz he was just completely reduced to a tesa fan which. was done very creepy!! #but the big obvious one is date like ighhhh. they couldnt have him be connected properly with mizuki or aiba AT ALL #which is shitty given how those dynamics were the best part of the first game #but yeah his relevance to the plot is weird cuz they also couldnt be bothered to properly write he and ryukis relationship either #or really ryuki at all- #hes just kinda reduced to haha funny sex jokes haha #and naturally thats how hes gonna be remembered by fans who finished aini #like aaaa in general they did a shit job incorporating the old and new characters where only a select few were done okay #and its the frustrating kinda bad cuz its not glaringly obvious until you finish the game and theres just like #this big empty hole it feels like where something important is completely missing #so yeah its like some okay replication of grandmas chicken that you can enjoy #but its garbage compared to the real thing

[laesas]

🎁 Have a piece of a WIP you want to share?

🥰

More fucked up sad boy Kim! Kim is kissing his brothers bodyguard and thinking about his guitar tutee a completely normal amount.

This next kiss is hungry, a clash of lips and teeth that Big, for his part, doesn’t try to soften.  Good. Kim doesn’t want soft. Chay might let WIK kiss him, but would he let Kim kiss him like this? Would he let Kim pin him to the corridor walls, press their bodies flush, lick whisky into his mouth? Would he arch under the press of Kim's hips? Would it matter that it was Kim, not WIK, that needed holding tighter than this? Would Chay hold him anyway despite it? When Porchay said he liked all sides of him, did he know what he was saying? What he was offering? What he was asking for? He barely knew Kim’s first name.  Would Porchay let him use him like this? Could he drive Kim to distraction? Would he let Kim kiss him and kiss him and kiss him until the adrenaline in Kim's veins felt like golden, heady desire, not distress seeping out of the desperate empty chasm of his chest? Would Chay let Kim corrupt him? Could Kim sit back and watch it happen? There's a small solace in the way that the hands settled softly at his waist have calluses on the trigger finger already. In the way that they were never his hands to corrupt.

#the way he's like ''I dont want soft'' and then immediately pictures kissing the softest most lovely boy imaginable. #like yeah its actually such a good thing that I'm kissing Big and not Chay right now because uhhhhhhh maybe the kiss would be.. too good..? #boy. #I swear #also sorry. just hyping myself up at this point #but I like the way that Big is the one that isn't holding Kim tightly enough and the way Kim is starting to think Chay could #Duty as softness and Love as violence. interesting. interesting. sorry. not love it's uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh well. #its something #Kimchay #kimbig #kim theerapanyakul #ask #ask meme #gayzuko #love you love u #sorry for not having any snippets you havent already read because all I do is get excited and show you my writing lol #also sorry for chickening out of posting the abandoned KimBig pwp thats never going to be published lol

[munch-mumbles]

ive been a little upset about it all night so i need to write out all the things that happened at work today and are bugging me so i can TRY to get it out of my head and actually RELAX bc i just keep pacing in circles around it instead of just accepting it and moving on

#for context i was working frying chicken today. ok so i arrive and literally all the chicken out expires within ten minutes of each other #meanwhile to remake everything takes about an hour 20 #tried my best to get everything out and replaced and make sure i have enough of everything and then take my break bc with chicken there are #few narrow windows to take your break in you have very little control over when it is #get back and while im getting ready for my next fry one of the assistant leaders comes back and passive aggressively asks 'everything ok?' #and when i say yeah shes starts saying how shes 'just checking' because apparently i didnt have enough chicken out for her liking and went #on about how we're in a chicken drive (I KNOW. I WORK CHICKEN SHE NEVER HAS.) #etc etc. i just say ok and she leaves #like 20 minutes later she comes fucking back to rag on me again about how i need to choose my break times better and i need to have more #chicken out there as back up (extremely difficult bc there is literally only so much room in the fryers. the batches i usually make already #nearly completely fill them up) blah blah and then when i try to explain how i WAS making pretty big batches people are just snatching them #up fast she keeps trying to walk out the door right away and keeps stopping and looking over her shoulder to just stare at me while i try t #finish my sentence #and she just. doesnt say anything in response when i do finish she just leaves #so clearly she didnt want a conversation she just wanted to rag on me #then later for cleanup the timing of everything just kept lining up inconveniently so i kept having to get in and out of raw cleaning gear #and slowing myself down and i end up having to stay almost 15 minutes late to finish cleaning #during cleaning i have to go grab a key to the back door to take out my trash and this one coworker i have was standing in the way of the #door. i say excuse me and she just stares at me and goes huh? #and i say i need a key and she barely moves out of the way without responding and she has a look like im bothering her #why are you acting like im being douchey. i just need a key. thats something she does a lot she acts like im inconveniencing her by asking #basic favors . ive stopped asking her to help me open the back door (sometimes needed if i also have raw garbage to take out and therefore #cant touch the key myself) for some reason she takes it upon herself to almost completely close the door after i walk out so when i come #back i have to awkwardly use my foot to reach around and pull the door open #ive asked her before not to do it and she just ignored me #GRAH GRAH. and then like i said in my last rb i realized while i was drivign home i forgot to wash a damn pan #im mostly worried about it because ive forgotten a couple times in the past too . in my defense its a pan i personally dont use but it just #gets left behind from first shift sometimes and then second shifters end up having to make sure its clean #im just irritateddd and im mad im worried about it all. its all little things piling up on each other #LOL I WROTE A LOT MORE BUT THE REST GOT CUT OUT IG I HIT A TAG LIMIT. tumblr voice ok dude quit your bitching !!

[tawney]

Man, y'all in fandoms can be straight up unreasonable.

Loving and interpreting Catnap, Picky Piggy, and Craftycorn as innocent and redeemable is fine.

Disliking and interpreting Catnap, Picky Piggy, and Craftycorn as cruel and evil is also fine.

But redeeming Catnap when he killed and tortured his friends while singling out Picky & Crafty for doing the same thing is stupid and probably bordering on misogynistic. Do better babes.

#also for those who dont know what im talking about #picky piggy's cutout implied she ate kickin bubba and crafty #while craftycorn's cuttout implies she cut someone open to use their blood for red paint #and basically they were the only cutouts where they blatanly implied violence #but catnap was also violent so #you should either hold them all equally accountable or make them all equally redeemable #dunno why this is a discussion anyway when catnap has canonly done worse anyway #and im saying this as a big catnap fan #anyway thats just my take #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #chapter 3 poppy playtime #catnap #craftycorn #picky piggy #dogday #bubba bubbaphant #kickin chicken #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch

[eusuntgratie]

almost had a crisis but then i put the music on loud and cooked dinner

#if my girl wants chicken and dumplins in june i'll make chicken and dumplins in june #parenting is real hard but i love this kid #we skated for two hours today #she gleefully ate three bowls of chicken and dumplins when its a billion degrees outside #and she just came to tell me goodnight in her pens shirt #the one she picked out at the rink thats too big so she rocks it like a nightgown #i have 2-20 parenting crises per day but damn i love her so much #grace rambles

[soldier-poet-king]

Anyway put a bunch of Mediterranean cookbooks (BUT NOT the keto/calorie counting/diet ones bc we hate those) on hold at the library like an old lady BC smthn about physical cookbooks and tangible food products and my weird hatred of digital recipes despite their convenience

#i love ebooks ! ecookbooks just. dont hit the spot #it feels weird #and i need to spark joy in food once again #both bc winter sads #and also bc TUMMY HURT #my mother may be outraged but im gonna try to play it as a health thing #and maybe avoid a huge fight #there will still be fights. esp bc there is one (1) kitchen #and itll be like housemates fighting for space and stove burners #and i get home from work SO late im gonna be dying #ill try to cook in bulk in sundays ig for the upcoming week #and only cook on weeknights when its stuff thats gross leftover #UNFORTUNATELY I ALSO HAVE FOOD SENSORY ISSUES #eggs and fish are evil #so my proteins are chicken nuts and beans #which i adore. unfortunately. my family are big red meat ppl and im. hm. HURT GUT #i LITCHERALLY just want more veg idc how expensive it cant be as expensive as MEAT #or buy frozen. frozen is also good veg #yall. im. in so much pain #its relatively mild but NEAR CONSTANT

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

the god damn moment you forget to close the chicken coop after dinner. 

#hes just a little guy #I didnt collect eggs today (only 2 are laying so its not a big deal) and thats what he was munching on #he slunked out and ran off after I gave him some space #getting 5 screaming chickens back into the coop was annoying tho

[wolfcamellias]

BIG MAMA! CALL HER BIG MAMA PLEASE IF YOU KEEP HER

THAT DO BE BIG MAMA SKDNSKXNSK

#the ladies | chickens #YEAH THATS BIG MAMA