#Stones in the kidney

[facts-i-just-made-up]

#smash or pass #kidney stones

[gallusrostromegalus]

Lived through my emergency mouth surgery!

Lightly terrorized the medical staff by cheerfully telling them ketamine is a drug you can literally physically outrun before surgery, then getting up and walking to the front room unassisted way before I should have afterwards.

#i got that toxin-resistant frugivore liver #and what a doctor described as 'mediy ideal kidneys' #i would have done numbers in the stone age

[noisyghost]

woof

(reposting with the full set; i think ark is very good about not ruining his clothes on full moons but, as they say, shit happens.)

#OC #ark #sketches #werewolf #one time i passed a kidney stone and i thought i was dying so i imagine turning into a giant dog would Hurt Really Bad

[shadihelal]

Kidney Diseases, Types and Diagnosis

Kidney Diseases, Types and Diagnosis

Kidney diseases can affect one or both kidneys, which are located on the left and right sides of the abdomen, in the middle of the back. They are bean-shaped and approximately the fist-sized. They are vital organs that remove toxins and extra water from the body. What are kidney diseases? A kidney disease does not occur overnight but develops over a period of time and in stages. Kidney disease…

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#ammonia #creatine #creatinine #end-stage renal disease #Kidney cysts #Kidney Disease #kidney failure #Polycystic kidney disease Polycystic kidney #Stones in the kidney #urea #uric acid #Waste products

[seo-changbinnies]

my favorite binnie looks (264/∞)

#stray kids #changbin #seochangbinet #createskz #bystay #staysource #jypartists #malegroupsnet #seo changbin #stray kids gifs #stray kids changbin #skz #my.gifs #favoritebinnies #wondering if he could cure kidney stones. asking for a friend

[sciderman]

what a weekend

#the sci files #big ugly kidney stone #she gave me such a fright

[jahanmp4]

q!Phil, about q!Fit's biceps : "Look at those veins"

q!Fit : "It might look impressive but I'm just severely dehydrated"

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp fit #so true though #they're talking about kidney stones now oh no

[ilivewithintheshadows]

People with chronic pain i.e. me: eh, I'm just gonna ignore this giant stabbing pain in me cuz it's inconvenient to be happening now

#fibromyalgia #disabilities #kidney stone #chronic pain

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

Group chat with friends 2023

group chat with friends (2023) - ducklesspond and friends

"help mine dick thats ugly that one yes for me indeedy"

submitted by @ducklesspond

#hey gamers #sorry for like #going off the grid #i have had a “kidney stone” for the past few weeks #had an xray for it today #and it disappeared #so idk where she went but ! #its ok #hope everyone is well #saw the barbie movie #it was fine #thank you so much for your submission!! #blackout poetry #submission

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Robotnik: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

#he also stole one of his kidneys while he slept #stobotnik #incorrect quotes #meme #agent stone #sonic movie #ivo robotnik #robotnik #jimbotnik

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Havin’ some unpleasantness removed today. Thanks for all well wishes, will check in when I’m no longer anesthetically ensluggished.

#not unreality #kidney stones #elden ring #i call this guy ouchlord vivaldi #i cant imagine his real name will be as cute

[memories-of-ancients]

Jan de Doot and the kidney stone he removed from himself in 1651.

#history #art #kidney stone #healthcare #medicine #17th century

[allgremlinart]

haiiiiii tell me some of your jetko headcanons

hm. Both of them would get kidney stones. this is a very realistic and reasonable assumption to me I dont think either of them hydrate nearly enough. I think it would explain a lot about them and how they act also. If someone told me Zuko had a kidney stone the entire show I would believe them. I hope this gives you new insight as to who they are as characters.

#Zuko would REFUSE to tell ANYONE about the kidney stone and probably would die from it whereas #Jet would tell literally everyone on the street and also would ask people for advice about it #to purposefully make them uncomfortable. and hm. you COULD probably.. waterbend .. ? it out.. or bloodbend.. #pissbend... either way Katara would come in clutch for him (reluctantly) so he'd survive his kidney stone experience. #jetko #atla #allgremlinasks #north tag

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me: hey babe wanna see something cool?

My Wife: sure!

Me: [holds out hand excitedly]

My Wife: …what am I looking at?

Me: a rock!

My Wife: When did you go outside?

Me: I didn’t! My body made this!

My Wife: what

Me: I passed a stone!

My Wife: [horrified silence]

Me: yea check it out there’s little crystals!

My Wife, horrified: um

Me: yea if you look here you can see the oxalic crystals and-

My Wife: babe!

Me: huh?

My Wife, freaking out: babe. are you ok. are you in pain? do you need to go to the hospital what-

Me: oh. OH. I’m fine! Really! Feeling much better actually!

My Wife: well. Good.

Me: sorry, got all caught up in how cool it was that I was holding a biogenic crystal that my body made that I forgot that this is kinda horrifying, huh?

My Wife: babe, I love your autistic ass but please drink more water. And maybe warn me next time.

#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #kidney stones #body horror #atypical emotional affect

[chipchopclipclop]

THANKS FOR SENDING THIS TO ME WHILE I WAS IN THE ER BRO

#chitter chatter #the-gaping-wound-of-christ #guy who just got back from the hospital bc he had the most unbearable back pain of his life #and turns out it was two kidney stones 🙏 incredible

[sciderman]

web of spider-man annual #2

#me last week fighting for my life against my kidney stone #sci talks comics #peter parker