#Spidersnake

[nightmarerose1]

Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #helluva boss #hazbin sir pentious #Hazbin Zestial #zestial #helluva fizzarolli #helluva asmodeus #fizzmodeus #otp #ship #hear me out #crack ship #Spidersnake #SlitherWeb #tea party #Zestious #I just remember their ship name when I made this post #you can judge me #rarepair

[hideawayfairy]

Sir Pentious' egg boiz give away his crush on Zestial. Picture this: when the eggs see Zestial, they keep talking about all the ways Pentious is crushing on him.

Egg Boi 1: Our boss thinks you have pretty eyes!

Egg Boi 2: He had a whole scheme to detonate the city in your image!

Egg Boi 3: Would you say your perfect date is riding on an air balloon?

Poor Sir Pentious has to silence them all the while feeling embarrassed that his crush has been revealed. He can't look Zestial in the eyes after that.

#hazbin hotel #crackship #rarepair #zestial #sir pentious #egg boiz #egg bois #zestious #spidersnake #slitherweb #still not sure what these ship names are but oh well #also pentious is profusely apologizing to zestial in the process #and he hurries his eggs away #ramblings

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestious is great and I love all the fanworks surrounding it but I feel like we're ignoring the funniest possible way for this to go

Zestial having a FAT celebrity crush on Sir Pentious and being too nervous to say anything to him. Cuz like Sir Pentious, I love him but he is a fucking loser that no one respects

He cannot flirt to save his unlife, like is this really the best he could do? Yes because he has NO rizz

This is genuinely the picture that the news uses of him and the worst part of this is that he truly believes he looks good in this picture

Sir Pentious is a lame tryhard and fucking Zestial of all demons has a crush on him

Zestial the oldest overlord

Zestial the overlord that people literally light themselves on fire at the mere sight of, is in love with THIS GUY

THIS GUY

THIS IS THE MAN THATS GOT THE OLDEST OVERLORD IN HELL DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!

and you just knoooooow that Carmilla is suffering because her bestie esteemed associate is pinning over a fucking loser.

Zestial won't just talk to Sir Pentious because he's scared of getting rejected lmao lacking intelligence and Zestial refuses to rush into anything. She has to bully convince him to give up and move on to someone better (ideal) or actually fucking confess to the man (less ideal but at least he won't be as lonely)

She'll warm up to Sir Pentious when they eventually start dating but until then she'll just be judging Zestial's awful taste in men

#zestious #slitherweb #sir pentious #zestial #Pentious #Sir pentious x Zestial #zestial x sir pentious #Pentzest #sirzest #snakespeare #i saw some call them that #and i love it #hazbin hotel #spidersnake #crackship #rarepair

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

are you familiar w/ zestious/penzest by any chance? Ik you mentioned that you didn't like zestmilla, but what about zestial x sir pentious?

I'm quite familiar with it actually! Considering that I already ship those two quietly and in silence lmao. But yeah, tbh, I thought it was a cute ship until I was like "aw, fuck, I'm starting to like it." To me, I've find it for me a breath of fresh air since all those zestmilla posts are making it stale 4 me (srry to zestmilla shippers out there), and another ship I don't like is cherrisnake (same reason: overrated). Plus, I was wondering if ppl were gonna ship pentious w/ someone else in the show (a couple of my favs with pentious has to be pentniss (arackniss x sir pentious) baxtious (sir pentious x baxter) along with radiosnake (Alastor x sir pentious) and sirdust (angel dust x sir pentious).

Plus, I LOVE rare-pairs and crackships, including small ships that rarely got any attention or have died out. I have a few ships myself that are both crack and rare--buuuut my insecure ass would NEVER reveal them unless I get to show them in confidence lol. Don't get me wrong, I love popular ships, but I hate ones like blitzstrike and charlastor since I have certain views and critiques on them aaaand cuz of how the fanbase flat-out ruins them. So seeing a ship of zestial and sir pentious gives me a new pair of shipping visions and ideas and many more galore!

Additionally, I am now dedicated to this ship. And for that, I already made them a daughter as a fan-kid (if you wanna know more abt her - hit me up with another ask and I'd be happy to give out info)

#hazbin hotel #zestial x sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #spidersnake #penzest #zestious

[xxcrossroadsxx]

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#the ancient magus' bride #the ancient magus bride #tamb #mtny #mny #ancient magus' bride #magus bride #ancient magus bride #magus' bride #mahoyome #mahoutsukai no yome #mahou tsukai no yome #chise hatori #elias ainsworth #lucy webster #zoe ivy #elias x chise #robinthorn #zoe x lucy #spidersnake #elichise #chiselias

[kylie9]

HELP???????

#hes like a spidersnake

[figdays]

Rats Tee // SidSpidersnake

#SidSpidersnake #tee #tee shirt #t-shirt #tshirt #t shirt #rats

[thebiggestplantgirlno15]

#hazbin hotel #tumblr polls #Sir Pentious

[automaton-galaxy]

A mother fucking spidersnake is more spider then snake why do people always say the opposite ligit asked someone what they thought a spidersnake was and they said it was just a snake with spider legs what that's not a snake anymore save me for this world

[fearbend]

STILLNESS   PERMEATES   THE   AIR,   thick   with   doubt,   suspicion   and   an   undercurrent   of   distrust.   clad   in   garish   kyoshi   green   and   standing   upright   in   the   relative   darkness   of   the   chamber,   azula   stares   her   friend   down   with   an   intensity   that   refuses   to   abate,   searching   for   anything   that   may   give   cause   for   concern.   most   people   are   all   too   easy   to   read,   open   books   with   motivations   as   clear   as   stillwater.   but   mai   doesn’t   so   much   as   flinch,   yet   again   proving   to   be   particularly   challenging   in   that   department.   she’s   too   aloof,   too   unflappable,   and   save   for   the   surprise   at   the   impromptu   probing,   her   expression   betrays   nothing   of   what   she   could   be   thinking.   still,   a   princess   needs   to   keep   those   around   her   guessing   at   all   times,   afraid   of   what   she   might   do   next,   so   she   lets   mai   sweat   under   the   heat   of   her   gaze   for   longer   than   necessary,   not   once   breaking   eye   contact.   it’s   a   POWER   PLAY,   an   exercise   which   aims   to   ensure   that   her   elite   team   is   kept   in   line,   right   under   her   thumb   where   they   belong.

after   a   drawn-out   pause   and   a   final   once-over,   her   lips   give   the   briefest   of   upticks,   the   blink   and   you’ll   miss   it   kind   of   smile.   ❝   mm.   good.   let’s   keep   it   that   way   ❞   voice   low,   yet   assertive,   she   leaves   no   room   for   interpretation              should   mai   and   ty   lee’s   alliance   be   anything   other   than   unwavering,   should   she   catch   any   hints   of   disloyalty   in   the   ranks,   no   matter   how   small…   well,   there’s   no   telling   just   what   she’d   be   forced   to   do   in   response.   her   father’s   teachings   come   to   mind   (   as   they   so   often   do   ),   lessons   about   ruling   with   an   iron   fist   and   a   tight   rein,   about   how   fear   and   intimidation   can   act   as   excellent   deterrents   against   insubordination.   she   has   applied   these   to   the   letter,   of   course,   taking   them   to   heart   as   if   they   were   universal   truths.   but   being   armed   with   that   knowledge   does   little   to   assuage   the   chi   knots   now   curdling   in   her   stomach   or   the   paranoia   blooming   unbidden   at   the   back   of   her   throat.

those   at   the   top   fall   the   hardest,   that   much   has   become   apparent   from   witnessing   long   feng’s   slow   descent   from   power.   a   leader   whose   reign   will   be   brought   to   heel   by   his   own   army   in   no   time.   all   the   dai   li   need   is   a   push   in   the   right   direction.   in   the   end,   betrayal   and   defeat   go   hand   in   hand.   unsurprisingly,   a   thousand   questions   hang   over   her   like   a   heavy   pall,   swirling   in   unison             a   weight   felt   more   acutely   than   she’d   ever   like   to   admit.   were   the   three   of   them   really   the   UNIFIED   FRONT   she’s   always   accepted   at   face   value?   or   would   she   too   come   undone   at   the   hands   of   her   closest   confidants   and   co-conspirators?   first   incapacitated   by   ty   lee,   then   finished   off   with   a   slip   of   mai’s   shuriken,   wielded   with   the   precision   of   a   yuyan   archer.   the   mere   thought   makes   her   blood   run   cold.   she   supposes   these   misgivings   are   to   be   expected   given   their   current   whereabouts.   as   it   turns   out,   ba   sing   se   was   not   the   mighty   stronghold   the   fire   nation   had   once   failed   to   conquer,   but   rather   something   far   worse,   all   smoke   and   mirrors,   a   spidersnake’s   nest   crawling   with   deceit   and   more   than   enough   fools   willing   to   employ   it.   this   place   could   make   even   the   most   steel-trap   of   intellects   fall   by   the   wayside.   yes,   that   must   be   it,   she   reasons,   emotions   quickly   expunged   by   a   bout   of   logic.

❝   in   any   case,   i’m   sure   i   don’t   need   to   remind   you   what   the   punishment   for   treason   is   ❞   without   so   much   as   even   a   second   glance,   she   strides   the   length   of   the   room,   footfalls   coming   to   a   halt   before   the   grand   window.   the   lit   sconces   flanking   its   sides   flicker   in   earnest,   as   shadows   cast   the   interior   into   a   soft   relief.   ❝   there’s   far   too   much   at   stake   to   become   complacent.   if   we   want   to   lay   waste   to   the   earth   kingdom   once   and   for   all,   then   we   can’t   leave   any   detail   to   chance.   the   slightest   slip-up   could   derail   the   entire   operation   ❞   never   losing   sight   of   her   plans,   azula   had   laid   the   groundwork   for   what   could   be   her   most   ingenious   feat   of   brilliance   to   date,   a   masterstroke   of   the   highest   caliber,   a   true   MAGNUM   OPUS   with   all   the   wheels   set   in   motion.   provided   that   everything   goes   well,   victory   will   soon   be   in   her   grasp.   ❝   i   expect   you   girls   to   be   on   your   best   behaviour             do   not   disappoint   me,   mai   ❞   like   passing   a   decisive   sentence,   foreboding   to   her   own   ears,   the   words   lend   further   urgency   to   their   mission;   an   ultimatum   driven   home.   any   ally   of   hers   should   be   smart   enough   to   know   that   failure   is   not   an   option,   not   when   she   could   ruin   them   just   as   easily   as   she   could   tear   down   the   great   walls   of   the   impenetrable   city,   leaving   nothing   but   a   blistered   scorch   mark   in   her   wake.

@lihngchi​    |   continued   from   here

#lihngchi #hiiii i don't know if you wanted to continue this or not but it was too good not to reply to!!! #i got a bit carried away as you can see - this is LONG #azula doing literal mental gymnastics trying to convince herself everything is fine lmao #anyway this is so tense i love it #█░ ～ 『 v. instrument of dread 』 #long post cw

[autistfanatic]

SpiderSnake (Angel x Pentious) raising Vaggie?

Pent tries to be the serious parent but he spoils Vaggie rotten!

Angel actually matures and is a decent father.

[kai-the-person]

Guys, guys, guys...

Spidersnakes exist in the Avatar universe.

Spidersnakes.

That is utterly horrifying.

#avatar the last airbender

[hazbin-throwaway]

What your favorite Hazbin Hotel ship says about you:

Vaggie/Charlie:

You value healthy relationships and are the most likely to have noticed that Vaggie puts herself between Charlie and a ray gun at one point. You either are a lesbian or you just think they're neat

Alastor/Charlie:

You are heterosexual. To get even more specific, you are probably a heterosexual woman. You probably really want to date Alastor and are projecting hard onto Charlie. The only other possibility is that you really love "someone will die. . . of fun!" As a ship dynamic but like. . . Vaggie/Charlie is right there. You're also a big fan of duets.

Alastor/Sir Pentious:

You are homosexual and you want to date Alastor. More specifically, you would appreciate it if Alastor destroyed your warship with his giant tentacles. Your favorite ship dynamic is "too much."

Alastor/Angel Dust:

Two possibilities, depending on how you ship them. One is that you're a romantic ace who really likes the concept of Angel Dust encountering someone who doesn't want him for his body, and all the fun trauma-unearthing story one can squeeze out of this. Your view count on "Addict" is in the double-digits and "hah! No" was your favorite joke from the pilot. Your ideal RadioDust fanfic involves being thirty chapters in before they hold hands.

Two, if you create and consume nothing but porn, you're probably an exclusionist and at some point you've definitely told someone it's a "shame" they're asexual. If anyone complains that asexual representation is already so rare and they're tired of ace characters being oversexualized, your response was not to look critically at your media engagement and instead to explain that "Vivzie said we were allowed to ignore canon sexuality so it's fine."

That or you're a horny monsterfucker who genuinely had no idea Alastor is ace.

Alastor/Husk:

Your ideal relationship is people who are so good at acting like they hate each other that not even they know if it's true. You were into DaveKat before it was canon and your ideal relationship involves getting dunked on

Angel Dust/Vaggie:

You have no respect for canon orientations but the utmost respect for insults as a form of flirting. The difference between this ship and Alastor/Husk is not, as you might think, heterosexuality, but is instead how much shared dialogue you need in order to want people to mash their faces together.

Angel Dust/Sir Pentious:

Your ideal ship is "too much," but with added obliviousness. You want two absolute dumbasses putting on a broadway show and nothing will stop you until you have it.

Angel Dust/Husk:

Frankly, you're the most likely to eventually make it to canon and you're also the easiest to lure into shipping something. You built a relationship off of one line and that must be respected. You are the exact alignment chart opposite of the Vaggie/Angel Dust ship.

#Chaggie #Charlastor #RadioSnake #RadioDust #RadioHusk #SpiderMoth #SpiderSnake #HuskerDust

[grimfurbybitch]

God cursed me for my hubris by making my OTP only have 3 AO3 fics but she was merciful enough to make one of them Omegaverse smut

#zestious #slitherweb #zestial x sir pentious #sir pentious x zestial #snakespeare #spidersnake #sir pentious #zestial #omegaverse #god i love the omegaverse #and smut to tbh

[fluffygreenkoala]

Anyone else that'd like to write some MahoYome ships headcanons/dynamics? 👀✨

#mahoutsukai no yome #mahoyome #魔法使いの嫁 #the ancient magus bride #tamb #mny #ruth x silky #silky x ruth #RobinThorn #elias x chise #philomela x isaac #isaac x philomela #VioletHoodie #lucy x zoe #zoe x lucy #SpiderSnake

[marionnette-art]

And done!

Meet this random ship kid!

#Ok I love their design #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious x angel dust #spidersnake #hazbin ships #ship kid #Ok I'm ready for the hate #hit me with your best shot