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#Space Pirates Saga
capitalisticveins · 11 months
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GBA is the only good British “person” out there, no exceptions whatsoever
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palilious · 1 year
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Arkov with Yang vs Yargwynn with KJ
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jacks347 · 3 months
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I'm bored to the point of mild irritation so imma tell y'all why you're thinking about Star Captains wrong.
"Jacks, what do you mean? How can we be thinking about Star Captains wrong? They're not that complicated!"
I'm gonna take a page out of Escaped's book and beat you for an hour with a bag of frozen lemons. After that I strap you to a chair like Clockwork Orange.
Class is in session bitches, bastards, and nuisances of all kinds.
There's a rule when it comes to Star Captains we all know about.
"Star Captains don't feel emotions."
Now, most people take that to mean "Star Captains don't have emotions" like they become a Star Captain and lose their ability to feel because they're no longer human.
But I don't like that interpretation cause it's inherently flawed and wrong.
Why??
I'm so glad you asked.
Because that's not what the rule says. Not to mention, it doesn't line up with how we see Star Captains act.
"Oh Guardian is a weird case, you can't use just her!" I will grab the lemons again, istg. Forks does this shit too, let me finish. ("What about Grips and Hazel?" ...shut up. This is my show, I'll talk about who I want to)
Star Captains have emotions, they just choose whether or not they feel them. Like they have their own personal on/off switch in their head they can access to decide which of their emotions they wanna feel and when. It's just the most of the time they turn off all of them.
When Guardian was in that repression chamber, her access to that switch was taken away, and she had to feel things whether she liked it or not, and the effect hit her so hard it caused hallucinations. (Which is a whole other post in and of itself)
Both Guardian and Forks show evidence of feeling emotions. Curiosity, anger, pride, disgust. If Star Captains really didn't have any emotions at all, then explain Guardian following Zed to see Manas City just to see how it'd changed or explain Forks being disgusted by Arkov for tricking people to get what she wanted like her mother.
Also, let's not forget, Forks raised two goddamn children. I don't know about you, but raising children is quite an emotional journey.
Just because a Star Captain chooses not to feel something doesn't mean that they don't. They feel quite a lot. But thanks to their powers, they can turn off their ability to feel in order to do their job.
Gods are described as a lot of things. But "unfeeling" is a shockingly uncommon one.
Angry? Yes. Bitter? Yep. Spiteful? Uh-huh. Curious? You bet. Caring? Occasionally. Protective? Usually.
Would the people of the PanOmniverse really trust a god to have their best interests at heart, protect them, and save them if they truly believed they were incapable of understanding the emotions of the people they were overlooking?
Anyway, next time a friend tries to tell you Star Captains don't have emotions, point them to this post and I'll chew them out for you.
(P.S. Seriously, @escapedaudios, my guy, what is with the lemons??)
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)
Albus: I'd like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Paradise: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself
Paradise: I've only had Kalamos for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Odin: *tapping lightly on table*
Ulysses: *tapping back*
Tyr: What are they doing?
Pandora: Morse Code
Odin: *slams his hands on the table* You take that back!
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Faithful: On a scale of one to ten, how lonely are you?
Albus: It stops at ten?
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Yargwynn: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far
Paradise: Yargwynn, your name is on this list
Yargwynn: I don't remember where I was last Friday night, Paradise. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the last three days
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Faithful: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Albus: I got a solid eight minutes
Albus: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry
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Makkaro: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Darling, not looking up from cooking: I don't know, how *are* you doing?
Makkaro, trying not to cry: I'm fine
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Yargwynn: Sometimes I think I have too much self-esteem
Yargwynn: Then I remember that I'm just really f*&^ing pretty
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Devlin, knocking on Albus' door: Are you decent?
Albus: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking
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Makkaro: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined
Frank: Heck
Makkaro: You're on thin f*&^ing ice
Makkaro: Oh no
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Yargwynn: Bureaucracy is confusing.
Mortallous: That's why we prefer arson: it's simple.
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Albus: Sandy always told me to pick my battles
Albus: Well I'm full of rage and picking all of them!
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Paradise: You're up early, Yargwynn
Yargwynn:
Paradise: You never went to sleep, did you?
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Odin @ Okami: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
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Faithful: Okay, look. *I* don’t want Albus to die and YOU don’t want Albus to die. So now all we have to do is make sure ALBUS doesn’t want Albus to die
Devlin: No offense, sister, but have you MET Albus?
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Yargwynn: Why is pretty boy considered an insult?
Yargwynn: Like, call me a pretty boy
Yargwynn: Call me a pretty boy right now
Yargwynn: I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen
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Mirren: Go ahead, ask the captain something no one should have an opinion on
Zed: What's the worst multiple of 4?
The Guardian, scowling: Twelve, obviously
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Albus: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed
Faithful: You were stabbed?!?!?!
Albus: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to worry you
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Yargwynn: I want to be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the f*&^ up
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Odin: Rules are made to be broken!
Tyr: Nothing is made to be broken, Odin.
Ulysses: Glowsticks
Pandora: Piñatas
Okami: Karate boards
Fenrir: Spaghetti when you have a really small pot
Odin: Rules!
Tyr: -_-
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Albus: Can I ask a dumb question?
Devlin: Better than anybody I know
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Yargwynn: It's muggy outside today
Paradise: If I go out there and all our mugs are in the front yard, I'm leaving you
Yargwynn: *sips drink from a bowl*
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Odin, about Ulysses: Can I shoot him?
Pandora, Tired™: Not in public
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Albus: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Devlin, taking the pot while he walks by: What if you don't
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Hades: Truth or dare
Pandora: Truth?
Hades: How many hours have you slept this week?
Pandora: Dare
Hades: Go to bed
Pandora: I've decided I don't like this game
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ariablue144 · 1 year
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the GBA discord created an actor AU so I made this monstrocity in like 20 minutes
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wizardpigeon · 2 years
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What The Fuck Is Yargwins Ship Called I Need To Know For Fanficn Reasons I Cannot Remember This Is The Worst
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Just binged GBA’s space pirate saga and bastard warrior series and oh my gods I am in so many feelings rn.
First of all OUCH??? space pirates saga was a whole ass j o u r n e y. The ending was bittersweet like really I didn’t think I’d fall so attached you the universe but by the end i did not want to return to reality
Also I’ve got a love hate relationship with Albus I and by that I mean I am so intrigued by him I really need more
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siomdead · 2 months
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Aaa space pirate saga sketches
I love this series sm
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piffany666 · 5 months
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What you favourite gba character says about you! (Based on the Eldena doubleca5t series on YouTube)
(This is a joke please do not take any of this personally)
Loyal: your probably either a black butler fan or an angle beats fan
Servos: you had a crush on Marshalllee from adventure time
Yargwin: at some point in your life you've probably been obsessed with either Jack sparrow or Captin hook from Once upon a time. That being said you do have good taste
Kalomos: you just wanted good things for kalomos and really....who wouldn't?
Lry: you need everyone in this series to just chill the f*k out for like 5 minutes
Vail: your favourite trope is a character being blissfully unaware of how powerful they are
Raspa: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of a mad scientist
Mortals: you have some....complicated feelings about episode 3 of space pirates
Vision: your childhood crush was garnett from steven universe
Heartburn: you still don't know the answer to the mystery of 1. Why did yargwin tell him that "him and Arkov aren't married" and 2. Why heartburn is even here but the difference is that your not mad about the second one
Kaunda: your either a lesbian or a liar
Banar: you really like full metal alchemist
The butterfly king: your OTP is fizz x Ozzmodius from hellova boss
Albus: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "I can fix him" but you will inevitably realise that you can't and then promptly exept him as he is
Devlin: your probably autistic and the quickest way to your heart is somebody showing even the slitest amount of intrest In YOUR special interest
Odin: you really like God of war
Odysseus: you understand the significance of Odin calling him that...also you probably really like "epic the musical"
Tyr: you really like lore olympus
Fenrir: you are a furry that or your just a redacted fan
Okami: you were the f*kers who kept spaming "okami did nothing wrong" in that one live stream
Makkaro: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "a hero will sacrifice you to save the world but a villan will sacrifice the world to save you"
Zed: I want to use the joke used by the person this post was inspired by and say that you like "men👏 getting 👏pegged!" But honestly if your favourite character is zed you probably just really like the owl house
Mirrin: when zed asked the guardian if they used to be lovers you got your hopes up way to quickly
Frank: you had a crush on Billy butcherson from hocus pocus
Hipswich: you believe in the inherent eroticism of the song "good lookin"
Mahatma/atila: this is just the same joke as raspa but like even more so
Huginn: your favourite ship dynamic is "neurodivergent character rambling" x "could listen to them talk forever"
Muninn: your favourite asmr trope is reverse comfort
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escapedaudios · 4 months
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GO LISTEN TO THIS NOWWWW
It's set in Good Boy Audios' Space Pirate Saga universe and it's actually a kino series (if you're new go back to episode one, trust).
Also, I have a little cameo in it :3
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☆Commissions open!☆
With updated prices and examples and "will do - might do - won't do" list. It's worth a look cause things changed.
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DM me here on Tumblr or Discord if interested!
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palilious · 1 year
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Paradise 🌌
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samuraihighwayman · 1 year
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Goodboyaudios headcanons!
This time it’s what the main series boys smell like! (Because I am incapable of being normal)
Albus… I’m so sorry; he’s smelly. It’s giving sweat, dried blood, oiled leather, and stale booze. But if he actually gets around to cleaning himself up he actually has a decent natural musk.
Devlin; metal filings, old maps, engine fuel, somehow the man smells warm (you get WARM working in a forge). But he does try to maintain his hygiene. His favorite scent to wear is frankincense (usually only reserved for special occasions).
Tyr/Hades smells like wet slate after a fresh rain. And whatever project he’s been working on. Occasionally he will smell like flowers and freshly tilled earth and thats how you know he’s been in Persephone’s garden thinking about his wife.
Makkaro: The man always smells a little bit like rot… but he is so rigorously meticulous with his hygiene you usually wouldn’t notice. He uses scents like cedar, sandlewood, and bergamot. Darling likes to decorate with lavender so that also lingers on his clothes.
Zed to me he smells like old book pages, fresh linen, and whatever the last restaurant he was last in smelt like. Add either candles or campfire smell depending on whether he’s traveling or settled.
Yargwynn: sun and sea salt baby! …at least some of the time. The rest of the time I imagine it’s oil (combo of wood and engine oil), booze, sweat, and honestly? Orange blossom. Fruits and florals feel like Yargwen to me. Idk why. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 4)
Yargwynn: *carrying all the groceries*
Paradise: *holds out hand to help*
Yargwynn: *shifts all the groceries to one arm to hold Paradise's hand*
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Albus: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room!
Devlin: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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Odin: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Pandora: If you say "addiction-ary" I will f*^&ing kick you back through the portal to Esselheim
Odin: I was going to say "high definition" but yours is better
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*air horn sound*
*air horn sound*
Yargwynn: ??? This isn't deodorant
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Tyr: Remember, the only difference between science and screwing around is writing things down.
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Makkaro: I could be wrong
Frank: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Makkaro: No
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Yargwynn: There are no bad ideas, only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
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Devlin: Let me see what I can do. Can you stay out of trouble for five minutes?
Albus: Let's find out!
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Yargwynn: I'm going on this mission alone. I ask that you rescue me or avenge me, as appropriate
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Faithful: Lord, give me patience
Albus: Isn't the phrase "give me strength"?
Faithful: If the Lord gave me strength, you'd be dead
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*Literally Anything Happens in the Space Pirate Saga*
Yargwynn: I was not expecting that
Yargwynn: But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count
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Makkaro: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing on the 'good' side?
Zed: Because being mean makes me feel bad
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Pandora: You really shouldn't be using a straw
Odin: I know. Bad for the environment and all that, but this one is metal and reusable—
Pandora: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti
Odin: *drawn out slurp*
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Paradise: *walks into crew meeting late* Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Yargwynn: *walks in, noticeably disheveled* *smirking* I’m stuff
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Paradise: Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Mortallous: *walks in, noticeably disheveled* They pushed me down the F^&*ING stairs!
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Odin: Hey! What are you doing tomorrow?
Pandora: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do
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Albus: Apparently, ending every conversation with my brother with, "Yes, my liege," and a deep bow followed by respectful backwards shuffling while avoiding eye contact is considered sarcastic
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Yargwynn: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Paradise: -_-
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Albus: I asked Faithful to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied that she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
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Ulysses: You're mad
Odin: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this would probably never work
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Makkaro: I assume you realize I won't tolerate this kind of idiocy
Frank: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Lyr: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Yargwynn, standing on a table: Those are some mighty brave words coming from a guy standing in lava.
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Pandora: We need to talk about—
Odin: The building was already on fire when I got there
Pandora: What?
Odin: What?
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Kalamos: We need to get help from adults!
Paradise: We are—
Kalamos: Real adults!
Paradise: Understood.
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Tyr: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Odin: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Pandora: Ulysses fell down the stairs
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ariablue144 · 1 year
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Hi yes please watch the Space Pirate Saga by GBA I sobbed
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wizardpigeon · 2 years
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HEY WHO WANTS TO SEE KALAMOS ANGST
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Have fun :)
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