#Something about Canada

[respectthepetty]

Yanase falling out of love with CG in Vancouver, Canada only to return to Japan and fall back in love with it because he falls in love with a guy named Kaneda Yuki only to leave him to go back to Canada because he is good again at his job thanks to Kaneda's love and support, but when he returns from Canada, he can't do his job because he just wants to spend time with Kaneda...

*something something*

and that door continuously closing and opening behind them as they finally get to see each but can't communicate their feelings

*something something*

#I'm going to marinate on this because something is here #yanase x kaneda #senpai danjite koidewa #senpai this can't be love #Something about Canada #I just can't put my finger on it

[shinningraes]

This was a scenario idea I had, enjoy!

#hetalia #aph hetalia #hws hetalia #aph canada #aph america #aph england #aph germany #aph memes #hetalia memes #Matt gets very defensive over his timmies #someone said something about Arthur and Alfred being his biggest enablers #I’m inclined to agree

[theethoslab]

This feels like cursed illegal information

From the new official hermit clock site

#ethoslab #hermitcraft #tbf he could have just made something up #although he claimed mountain time in a video years ago with team canada #i just think it would have been funny if he was the only one without a time #it would just say ‘somewhere in canada’ and ???? for the time #i heard about the site on tangos stream btw

[ceasarslegion]

Your tumblr inbox when you list your nationality as a country that bad things are happening in

#i am just a guy in the middle of the prairies trying to scrape by on minimum what do you want me to do. genuinely #like sorry i posted about beavertails when theres an environmental crisis i guess. #do you like. want me to become stateless or something #american friends i understand the pain youre in now that prying eyes have started turning to canada

[nano30cm]

they're gym buddies :)

#reprise reprise #td lightning #td lindsay #td tyler #total drama fanart #hey. fuck you. [makes lightning the most beautiful boy in canada] #he and his dad had a lot of heart to hearts and learned about toxic masculinity and high expectations and now hes doing a lot better #still completely full of himself but hes earned it #i like to think lightning and lindsay met thru modelling #and now they meet up sometimes at the same flashy expensive gym to hang out and motivate each other #(its mostly lindsay cheering him on unnecessarily and lightning talking endlessly about muscle groups n calorie loads while she spaces out) #tyler has top surgery scars but hes always been kinda lithe so the incisions were small #if i were a better artist i'd draw in his extremely tacky goatee sorry tyler fans ive failed you #ALSO IM SO SORRY I WANTED TO GIVE HIM A GOLD STREAK TO MATCH LINDSAY #BUT INSTEAD I MADE HIM LOOK LIKE EGORAPTOR IM SORRY TYLER FANS IVE FAILED YOU #i like to imagine these three have so much positive energy and its an endless positive feedback loop between the three of them #tyler always wanting to get good at new sports and lightning encouraging him and getting excited about new maneuvers #and lindsay getting excited to try something new and tyler being super supportive even if she bombs and it goes on and on forever #every time i scroll up from these tags i get flashbanged by egoraptor again

[oatbugs]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months #to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them #in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago. #(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought #i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are #and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it #its worth missing i think #i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over #(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year) #(hed come across the bridge on a lake) #we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared. #it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think #i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much. #and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat #they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand #how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much #i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around #something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode #arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully #last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing #and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets #and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably #have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused #blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like #i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much #my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to #music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads #i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says #what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine. #she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.

[taffywabbit]

this really shouldn't surprise me at this point but GOD the canadian government is such a bunch of fucking spineless losers. the response to the most recent petition just came back and literally nothing has changed since 3 months ago

they couldn't even extend the barest minimum amount of sympathy to victims of an ongoing genocide without first prefacing it with a whole big paragraph about how Hamas are evil murderous terrorists who are unfit to govern and how the Israelis are totally justified in attacking them. the hypocrisy in their accusations is inexplicable after everything we've seen, especially after everything the IOF have proudly bragged about and posted evidence of to social media. I swear it's like there's some alternate-reality version of all these events that's only visible to politicians and they're basing all their decisions on THAT instead, because I cannot imagine releasing such a cold and bafflingly inaccurate statement like this AFTER the ICJ ruling was already finished. genuinely how can anyone be this dense over and over and still be seen as capable leadership. this country is such a joke

#current events #free palestine #i don't know why i expected this petition to actually have an effect #i guess just because there have been a couple other ones i signed like this that got actual reasonable responses #but Canada is very firm about backing Israel in the most wishy-washy noncommittal please-don't-get-mad-at-us way possible #i hate that nobody can ever complain about Canada without the response being 'well at least it's not as bad as the US' #because most of the time it IS just as bad. our govt is just more quiet about it whenever they do something awful #buny text

[myrddin-wylt]

My friend dragged me back into hetalia but I offer you- in-universe meme thought of just Alfred's tiktok. He's linking an 40 page google doc of Matt's crimes in his bio. Gilbert also has one but it's literally just Britney Broski's tiktok but Gilbert.

haha, I've had the headcanon for awhile that Alfred is legally not allowed to use tiktok or any other social media site that isn't American-owned and operated. there's already a federal law banning installation of tiktok (specifically tiktok, not just foreign social media) on government devices, and imo re: hetalia Alfred would be explicitly included in that bill. it would be the' No TikTok on Government or Alfred F. Jones's Devices Act' lol. sorry baby boy, the Senate said NO.

he could have other social media though, and he's probably a very regular user. he also likes to livestream a lot; he'll go down to the National Mall in DC and basically do a livestream tour of the Smithsonian and federal buildings/monuments etc. and the zoo. and wherever the hell else he feels like provided the Department of Defense doesn't yell at him for it.

also he has a podcast with Matthew except instead of it being a proper podcast in a studio, it's just a recording of their conversation during fishing trips. one episode was two hours' worth of Alfred trying to convince Matthew to go catfishing with just his bare hands or, as it is regionally known, noodling. I think Matthew would prefer the bio link to a 40 page document of his crimes tbh.

I can't comment on the latter for Gilbert because I don't have tiktok and don't know any tiktok content creators ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I like to portray Gilbert as largely blind, so I'd have to go pester the visually impaired community with questions before answering because I'm really not sure the details of how some social media sites compare to others when it comes to accessibility.

#ask #anon #hetalia headcanons #hetalia hcs #hws america #hetalia hc #alfred f. jones #there's something to be said irl for congress being so concerned about Chinese-owned social media companies but not domestic ones #but that's for another time #hws canada #hws prussia

[alicepao13]

The disrespect this show gets on a daily basis, from the production to the network(s) to even the pirates who prefer to rip shows like *checks notes* Big Brother Canada (same group)...

I wouldn't be calling them out if I hadn't done this myself, by the way. People who have never ripped a damn thing can stay in their lane. I have earned my stripes, I'm not someone who wants to talk shit about those who do this, and I understand the process involved. The webrips are a different story, as they are uploaded by Amazon whenever. The HDTV rips should be uploaded on time, shortly after the network airs the show, and it's the same process as it always has been to rip them. Uploading HDTV rips after the webrips has no value whatsoever, unless someone cares that much about the promo, which of course CityTV doesn't care enough to upload themselves, proving once again what a shitty network they are.

Hudson and Rex has an international fanbase, it shouldn't be so difficult to be able to watch it as an international fan in 2024.

#hudson and rex #this is now a whining blog #but what else can it be when nothing about this show is working as intended #I've been torrenting since 2005 #I've never had the misfortune of having to wait as long as I wait for this show through all these years #last season it took them three days to upload the season five premiere hdtv rip #the rip times are unbelievably inconsistent and they have been that way since this saw first caught my eye (season two) #the fact that there is a single group that does the hdtv rips means that if for whatever reason they can't upload it then we don't have it #the webrips are actually being ripped by one of the best groups out there so I can't complain #it's just that the streaming upload by amazon happens whenever they feel like it #once again I'm drawing similarities between canadian and greek programming which is so not in their favor #(I actually thought that by the time I'd finished writing this we'd have something but nope) #(ps I just saw a rip announce of family feud canada and I just... does someone actually hate hudson and rex?) #(pps do not respond to this if you live in a country where your government is actively combating piracy)

[ultrawandit]

happy release day @/conanredraw i cant believe he's real....!

#im so satiated i finally participated in something. especially about my childhood guy jimmy kudo. i love jimmy kudo. and rachel. #and heiji from canada. #detective conan #my art #drawing #redraw #tw corpse #not actually @ing them because im shy

[thottybrucewayne]

#thotty speaks #We literally can be talking about anything pertaining to Black people and here yall go whining about us being America centric #The Black person in question doesn't even have to be American! #'This poll is so America centric' and it's made by a Black person from Canada or something like can yall get a fuckin grip please #It's always white western Europeans too like yall are WEIRD! Back up!

[specialshinytrinkets]

The weirdest gripe I have with Mr Small enjoyers part of the fanbase is as to why he was unanimously agreed to be Canadian

Like

Is it some sort of American thing I don't understand or?????????

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#random.dusty #dusty.art #tawog #tawog mr small #steve small #meme #i seriously do not understand. can someone explain #just so that you'd know: i do not have a problem with this headcanon (or i guess by this point it's fanon) #it just??? confuses me??????? like why specifically canadian is there a large auditory of hippies/vegetarians in canada #???????????????????? #at least with the cloud headcanon (yes i'm still just. a bit not over it) it can be easily disproved. he canonically has flesh and bones #that face has traumatized some people; my ex-pal used to use the screenshot as a meme to torment me (as a friend) 😭😭😭😭 #you do you. just. idk not my thing #but the canadian headcanon - i can't even say anything about it cuz?????? you can't prove it. and neither disprove it #the only flag he's had in the show is an lgbt flag and honestly thank you #again #maybe i don't know something. i am not american. neither am i canadian. i've never been to either of these countries #amd do not know the relationship between them #the amazing world of gumball #fursona #plushsona

[darkwood-sleddog]

i do thing it's mighty rich of that recent documentary on joe henderson to call him the "last arctic explorer" in relation to how he works his dogs when there are plenty of indigenous arctic mushers working their dogs in the traditional way without peddling inaccurate and often harmful breed mythology but that's just me.

#dogblr #dog mushing #sled dogs #like if you mean 'last arctic explorer' in the 'this white person is doing a warped version of an indigenous cultural touchstone' sure. #your quarterly reminder that joe henderson peddles inaccurate breed myths that talk about indigenous people as if they are past tense #and has had multiple controversies within the breed community #about his bad pedigree keeping and puppy health #anyways. #i'm just sick of joe acting like he's doing something lost to time when purposeful freight mushing is still done in indigenous communities #especially in canada and greenland #like oh wow i wonder why you a white person had more access to these sorts of dogs #is it because they weren't culled from your community?? is that why?

[poetriarchy]

interesting part of succession is the motif of transit. botched journeys, journeys that end nowhere—for all there is said about the haunted house stuff, there’s no one location you can call the epicenter of the haunting. the absence of an epicenter is almost the haunting itself. logan and ewan as children are left adrift in the atlantic when their boat’s engines give out, and have to stay silent. then logan builds a company literally named to be a kind of navigation—waystar—and sells cruises, a type of transit that has no goal but entertainment and that ends back where you started. the employees who die on the cruises mean nothing because they exist nowhere, because the journey they’re on and the location they find themselves in don’t really exist in a way that’s meaningful (in the same way that capitalism makes real things false, makes humans into bodies and numbers).

kendall's waiter dies in transit—no real people involved. then logan dies in the air, and even though he is repeatedly held up as the best example of what capital calls a "real person", his death is impossible for his children to believe, because it happened nowhere. and so logan succumbs to the very fate it's possible he was trying to avoid when creating waystar—that quiet, lonely, powerless thing in the hull of a ship that's floating nowhere. the absence of an epicenter is the haunting itself—no one is ever missing.

#a #succession #as far as ghost stories it almost feels more resonant to look at logan/waystar as a kind of woman in white/highway ghost. #something associated with a wandering/unresolvedness i mean #there's also something there about logan returning to his aunt and uncle's house in canada from boarding school #and that return being the thing (in his mind) that kills his sister.. #idk lol

[hetaphilia]

canada getting into a drunken brawl attending some hockey game and, through some specific circumstances, having to call england to come pick him up on bail

canada: *sitting in fetal position in police station cell, hiding his face and wishing he could just die* england: *standing outside the cell with his arms folded, exasperated but honestly somewhat amused it’s canada he’s gotta come pick up from jail*

#'yes that's my son usually he's a good lad but something about that hockey game he adores seems to turn him into a raging beast' #royal red bros #hws canada #hws england #no america never lets this go

[apersonwholikeslotus]

New Zealand: I'm like that neighbor that gets to leave the gate open and my doors unlocked.

New Zealand: Or the kid in school who never got bullied because of how many people their older siblings beat up.

New Zealand: and why is this?

New Zealand, gestures to Canada, US, and Australia: Because them.

#I know I based this off of something by a comedian #who is a new zealander #and said something about their deals with the US and Australia #I don't remember who it was tho #aph new zealand #hws new zealand #aph australia #hws australia #aph america #hws america #aph canada #hws canada #pacific siblings #anglo family #hetalia #hetalia incorrect quotes