#So Much For The Tolerant Left Huh 😩

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— op81, cs55, cl16, ls2

a/n: spent so long on the graphic 💀

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yourinsta you’re my og 🫶

landonorris just og? 😔

username I swear if oscar gives us nothinggg

username MY BABY IS SHY OKAY?

username GOOD DAY TO BE A LOGAN SARGEANT FAN 🦅🦅🦅🦅

username I could only pray the Spanish flag is for Fernando 😩

— oscar piastri

Nervously sipping on his emotional support orange juice. Maybe too much nervous sipping.

“So, what’s your type?”

“My girlfriend?”

“Tell her she’s mine too.”

“WOw, will do.”

Cheeks turning red, munching on the fries like a little chipmunk he is.

“I mean– I have three sisters so…”

“That’s a green flag.”

“Thank you?” a piece of chicken in, a smile comes out. “That’s it?”

“Maybe if he’s…Australian, maybe.” you shrugged.

“Yeah.”

“And if he’s…wait. what sign are you?”

“Don’t know..I think it’s kinda nonsense.”

“That’s a red flag.”

“Sorry?” cheeky.

The orange juice was left unattended for a minute. Good sign. Chuckles were still evident.

“Let’s get serious here…” shifting in your seat.

“Yeah.”

“You drive for a living?”

“Yeah, I go around in circles ‘nd stuff,” juice pause. “I could drive you around Melbourne..if you’d want to–”

“And you’ll take me back by eight? Maybe offering your hand as well?”

“Yeah,” squinting face. “I could do that.”

“Lovely.”

— carlos sainz

Does that thing with his eyes, bending down to take the fries in…while keeping an intense eye contact.

“Smooth operator, you like that song?”

“Everyone favorite song no?”

“Hard choice.” pausing your fries mid air. “Spanish songs that I have no idea what they’re talking about could be up there.”

“Really? Tell me one.”

“The one from fast and furious.”

“A lot of them,” throwing his head back. “Can you sing it for me?”

“Asking for me to sing already. You’re in a hurry Carlos?” a sip of your Diet Coke. “Fast Five?”

“Eh..Danza Kuduro?”

“How could I know?” you shrugged. “What’s the song about anyways?”

“Something like…dancing…er…with tight ass.”

“Make sense.”

Looking confused as ever with that big, brown eyes. Mouth agape and shut every time few seconds, curling into a smile most of the time.

“So you’re still looking for job next year?”

“Huh?”

“Lewis Hamilton? Looking for job?”

“Eh..” leaned back in his seat. “Could be. Are you offering?”

“I’m a pretty busy girl..”

“Really? How busy?”

“So you’re up for it? That’s fast.”

“I’ll have to talk to my manager,” raising his eyebrow. “What is your requirement?”

“A Ferrari driver.”

“Sure.”

— charles leclerc

Trying to not laugh his ass off every five seconds or just completely blanks out. Chicken tasted good though.

“Charles, I have to ask you one thing.”

“Yeah?”

“How do you pronounce your last name?”

“I don’t..I don’t care, really.” Shrugging his shoulders. “Charles. Le. Clare.”

“Hm…maybe just use my last name instead, it’s easier.”

“I– yeah?”

“What?”

His chicken was pretty cleaned up the first few minutes. Plenty of confused chuckles.

“Do you think you are a committed person?”

“I…I…it’s a hard question no?” he put his hand together, in an Italian – sorry, Monegasque way. “I like to say I am.”

“I could tell.”

“Really? How?”

“Your contract with Ferrari.”

— logan sargeant

He was used to burger and fries but maybe he could just tolerate chicken and fries for your pretty company.

“What’s your ideal date?”

“Hm..definitely chicken shop dates.”

“Really? Where’s best chicken you ever had then?”

“This one.”

“That’s not an option.”

Subtle stares here and there, his cheeks might be hurting from all the grinning though.

“What’s your ideal type?” munching his ketchup-ed fries.

“So you don’t do researches.”

“I am now.”

“You know…starting to have a thing for Americans. You have any recommendations?”

“You could start by going fishing in the Keys with me,” stretched his arms.

“I’m not into fishy things.”

“Just boat rides?”

“I could do that.”

Coke break.

“Your thoughts on frat boys?”

“They’re fine,” he shrugged.

“And you’re not like a..secret member? Is it like a One Direction..thing?”

“Maybe better looking?” smirked. “I could see myself being one if I wasn’t racing.”

“Dreams do come true, Sargeant.”

“Ouch,” clutching his chest. “Ah– well– Maybe this other dream could come true as well?”

“You being better looking than One Direction?”

tell me who should be in chicken shop dateee 😩😩

– @namgification @jsjcue @c-losur3

Today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!

#formula 1 #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagines #charles leclerc imagines #lando norris x reader #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri #carlos sainz #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc #logan sargent x reader #logan sargeant

[andvys]

ANDY!! how are you? I just caught up with the last 2 chapters and they were amazing!!

“Uh, it’s your birthday present.”

oh??? 🤨 is that a bomb

He scratches the back of his neck, “uh well, apparently Ray is a fan of pocket knives,” he laughs. 

omg i remember in school when we were like 14 boys used to bring pocket knives with them and that was scary cause wtf

You weren’t good enough for that – he did not want to change for you. 

NOOO DONT THINK THAT BABY

“She is not you.”

steve... what the hell.

“She’s not the one that I want.”

ANOTHER STRIKE BACK TO BACK???

“I know,” he whispers, frowning at the ground, “I know, I’m sorry. I-I made a mistake and I will regret it for the rest of my life.”

the rest of your- BOY

“We both made mistakes.”

girl... i don't think you did tbh

“I was a fucking asshole, y/n. I was an asshole to you, every day of our relationship, I kept fucking up, over and over again and you tolerated it, you never left me. You never got mad at me, you never said anything rude, you never did anything bad, you were – fuck, you were perfect, you are perfect,” he holds your hand tighter.

yeahhhh she's way too good for you

“I’m sorry that I acted like I wasn’t interested in the things you loved doing. I’m sorry that I didn’t show you how much I really loved you. I’m sorry that I didn’t hold you enough, that I didn’t kiss you the way you should have been kissed, that I didn’t take care of you.” 

took him long enough 😭

This year he can’t even hug you.

BOOOOO

“I’ll throw it away later, huh?” She asks, mocking him. 

OH I'D BE PISSED TOO NANCY

Her eyes have strayed away from him just a few weeks after he left you for her. The moment Jonathan stepped into her life, her heart was no longer his, she gave it to her supposed new friend. 

OH SO YOURE BEING PLAYED LIKE YOU PLAYED Y/N AHAHAHHAA

It makes your stomach flip – you don’t know why. 

girl... calm your horses 🤨

“Uh, the store!” Robin says, sheepishly as she gives you a crooked grin. 

SHES SO ME 😭

“Oh my god, y/n!” Heather snorts, “stop joking about it or you’re actually getting them someday!” 

i would actually jump off a cliff if it happened to me 😭

Apparently you are pregnant with Eddie’s baby and living in his trailer. 

NOT THIS

The pregnancy rumor made you physically sick – it made you stand in front of the mirror, checking for signs that you had gained weight. You did not, it still made you feel nauseous and you had to cancel your dinner ‘date’ with your friends. 

OH NO BABY :(((

“You have no idea how much I wanna get rid of that title,” you laugh, “I’m ready to give that position up to Chrissy.” 

girl we don't have cheerleaders here, do you know what i would do to be a cheerleader?? 😭

Jonathan shrugs, refraining from rolling his eyes, “cause you’re the captain of the basketball team and she’s cheer captain.” 

CAN PRINCIPAL MAKE IT EVEN MORE AWKWARD

Jonathan huffs with a soft chuckle, “yeah, you look good but uh, Steve? You’re supposed to look into the camera,” he says awkwardly. 

PFFF THIS IS SO AWKWARD IM—

“That uh, that was our dream. I only wanted to go to college with you.”

bro really based his whole life on a high school girlfriend 😭 that's bravery

“I got a job at the ice cream parlor,” he clears his throat, “Scoops Ahoy.” 

YESSSSSS OMG WE'LL GET SAILOR STEVE (and Robin? 👀)

“The one I’m pregnant? The one where he sacrificed a lamb to get my undying love and devotion? The one where I cheated on Steve? Which one of them all?” 

NOT THE POOR LITTLE LAMB 💀 was it served with hot sause

“Y-You look amazing is what I’m trying to say,” Nancy says nervously. 

enemies to lover arc with Nancy? 🫨

“You’re a little oblivious, aren’t you?” 

A LITTLE

btw how did you like 1989 TV? 👀 honey anon

BESTIE HI!!!!

I’m doing okay!!! I’m excited for Christmas season! 🤭 how are you? 🩷

OMG NO!!! why would they bring pocket knives to school 😭 (i got one too but only because i’m afraid of men LMAO)

Nancy had a reason to be pissed but damn girl, you stole someone’s boyfriend 😩

Robin buying the store bought cake is so relatable. I love baking but the moment I gotta bake a cake for someone I always fail 💀

AND WE DONT HAVE CHEERLEADERS HERE AT SCHOOL EITHER!!! 😭💔 like you can join a cheer team as a hobby but there’s no cheer teams or sports team in general at the schools here. I would’ve definitely been a cheerleader too if we had that here 🥲

And the principal ships steve and reader 😌 he cried when they broke up 😪

You’re definitely getting Steve and Robin at scoops ahoy with they’re cute little sailor uniforms 🤭

Also enemies to lovers with Nancy? Imagine if that was the plan all along 🤭 Nancy’s song would be Mastermind then

I LOVE THE VAULT TRACKS!! I love all of them but especially Slut! and Say don’t go (but is it over now? too ugh) AND I KNOW PLACES THE GROWL IN THE SONG? I SCREAMED 😭😭 how did you like it? 🤭

#andy’s asks #honey anon <3

[pinkprettycure]

nonono, being 1% irish makes st pattys day even worse. you have to be 0% irish or else its illegal. pls at least hold off until mwdh is done before ur crimes against humanity🙏

it's be gay do crimes until someone actually commits one, huh? so much for the tolerant left 😩

#asks #anonymous

[aleksa-sims]

RL Simself-Story (18+)

CW: addiction, pain, birth control, blood

The next morning when I got up I was fine! I got ready for work and said goodbye to Daniel. Shortly after he left, I suddenly got extremely severe pain.

Daniel (to his cat & me): I have to go! And you bud, take care of her. If Tarek can’t get his lazy ass off our couch, you show him who’s boss here!

Me: If Tarek doesn’t get up, I’ll show him where the door is! 🤨

Daniel: That was just an exception! And he got us our drugs last night...I wanna share my apartment just with you and no one else!

Me: I hope we can talk about this one...thing later! 😔.....Bye, D.! 😘

Daniel: I miss you already now! 😘

After I changed, I went to clean up the kitchen a bit before I left. T. was already awake and wanted to leave, but he saw that I was not well. He offered to clean up, so I could sit down a bit. Since I was really very dizzy, I accepted T.’s offer. I went straight to the bathroom! I felt like I was getting my period. And yes, I had some blood on my panties. So I changed again. Back in the living room I got such an intense, strong pain in the lower abdomen. I just curled up and sat on the couch. I was in so much pain...

Tarek: Fuck, A.! You’re bleeding, for sake of fuck!! 😧

Me: Please get me a towel from the bathroom! 😖

Tarek: Sure!.........Here!...You’re crying? That bad, huh? 😟

Me: My mom! 😢 She’s not here! My whole family is gone. They went on vacation with my sis for a couple of days, because she was sick. I-...Idk what to do? This really, really hurts! 😨 😰

Tarek: Calm down!...I’ll take you to an ER. 

Me: I hate hospitals! 😩

Tarek: How long have you had this pain? Do you feel that it gets better or the pain gets stronger?

Me: I had this pain months ago, just very easy. But this now is...almost unbearable.

Tarek: Sorry, but... are you pregnant? 😕 It looks to me like you’re having a miscarriage.

Me: Are you a doc or what? 🤨

Tarek: No, of course not! But I’m an EMT, that’s my job, you know?

Me: YOU!?? 😦 A druggie!

Tarek: I’m SOBER at work, damn it! And now, come on! You need help! You’re getting paler! Daniel will kill me, if I let you die here!

Me: Ok. 😟

Tarek: You will see, once you have been examined and given medication, you will be back home. Can you walk alone or should I help? My car is not far away. 😕 🤷‍♂️

Me: No, thanks! I can do it myself. And you don’t have to stay with me, I’m gonna call Sandra.

Tarek: I have to leave anyway, you know? I get my apartment key today so I don’t have to stay overnight.

Me: That’s good! And thank you for taking me to the ER.

Tarek: That goes without saying!

Me: Maybe you’re not as bad as I thought! 😬

On the way to the emergency room, I called Sandra. She immediately came to me. 😢🤍🤍... If T. didn’t help me, I would have called D., but T. did a really good job, I have to admit. Still, this guy’s really crazy! A druggie who’s an EMT! 😄 🤦‍♀️ 

In the hospital a gynecologist had to examine me. The doc noticed that my hormone-free diaphragm ( hope this is correct!) was no longer in its place. Where is it? This doctor wondered? 🤷‍♂️ To find out, an ultrasound was made and it was still in my body, but not where it should be! My doc warned me about this and that it can get lost without me noticing it. That’s why I had it checked out 6 months ago and everything was ok! This doc in the emergency room found this all totally strange. He said a diaphragm is NOT recommended for young women who do not have children yet. But I don’t tolerate hormonal contraception (the pill)!! 🤷‍♀️

I told this doc, that I had this pain a few times during and after sex. But it was very easy & quickly gone. This started when I was with Philip and since then, I’ve had it again and again. Then this doc asked me some very intimate questions. How often I had sex and how regularly especially. Because based on what came out of the ultrasound examination and from my answers, he suspected, I might not be able to have kids anymore.😨 In addition, I have also had probs with my period, since the pain started.... To be absolutely sure, some tests were made and in 3 weeks, I should come back to discuss the results. He prescribed me antibiotics for the inflammation I had and removed this thing. At this point he couldn’t give me a reliable prognosis about the healing process. He only briefly explained to me, that in my uterus are some.... strange scars, that should not be there and suspected that this inflammation was the cause.

While I was being examined, Sandra got HUNGRY 🤤 , again! So she spent our money on food. She had no cash with her and since I was a bit weak, she simply called P. to drive us home, because Philip was still at home for 2 weeks, before he has to leave for university again. I was so glad when I saw him 💙, he made me feel that everything will be fine. 😭 As always!

And yet I hurt P. so much, because I fell in love with Daniel.😔 😢... When I left the emergency room with Sandra & Philip, I definitely felt better.

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