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gallavich-headcanon · 1 year

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me? coming in with another au that i didn't entirely think through? of COURSE-

- ian is fresh off his prison sentence.

- he gets thrown into a convict rehabilitation project by his po.

- the project in question? getting sent to a ranch in the middle of NOWHERE.

- he's not entirely thrilled to get there. middle of nowhere, the only thing for miles is fields and pastures and cattle and probably some not really homo friendly guys who rather speak with their fists than words.

- when he gets there he's pleasantly surprised, because, yes, there's some cows and a tiny herd of sheep, but it's mostly horses.

- in: mickey as the ranch owner. he's brash and doesn't shy away from fights and definitely doesn't take any shit. the worst part? he's just as hot as the relentless sun.

- ian learns the horses are mostly rescue cases, because, beneath his hard shell, mickey DOES have a heart for the broken and used.

- ian HATES how mickey seems he's an absolute IDIOT and can't tell his left from his right. but then he sees how sweet the guy's with the horses, and, well. he's practically done for.

- going cliché here with mickey having a really complicated horse in the stable. guy's arrived at the ranch abused and malnourished, mickey helped him back to his feet. his name is poison; the guy's black as the night, because he HAS to be, and barely lets mickey ride him. obviously, the devil has to betray mickey and take an immediate liking to ian.

- ian's assigned horse is an elderly dapple grey mare. her name's gretchen. she's a heavier warm-blooded horse (this. sounds much bloodier than "schweres warmblut". english, what the hell.) and worked as a cart horse her entire life. she's been brought to the ranch because her original owner died and the kids thought she deserved a nice retirement. he bribes her with carrots and scratches at the chin.

- ian doesn't know how to ride for SHIT. mickey has to teach him. after critiquing his posture to no end and watching ian eat dirt at least fifty times he takes mercy and gets on the horse with him, to actively help him out. ian has to scramble all of his brain cells together to pay attention and not think about those thick thighs caging him in the whole time.

- same happens when he sees mickey go full speed on his horse for the first time. everyone else applauds him for his performance, while ian's horny brain's occupied with thoughts of those thighs around his head -gets muffled and dragged away-

- for the hell of it i'll have them goof around, take the horses to the pond in the tiny forest around the corner and go for a swim with them. they obviously shove and drag each other off the horsebacks.

and if you think this is mainly an excuse to think about mickey's thighs, then you might be correct, but lower your voice.

that's it. that's the thoughts.

good morning my darling 🖤 opening my inbox to see you is always a great way to start my day!

Mickey as the ranch owner is something I never knew I needed. But I do.

going cliché here with mickey having a really complicated horse in the stable -> please give me all the cliche because my head went exactly the same way!

His name is poison-> YOUR MIND IS PERFRCT MY FRIEND obviously, the devil has to betray mickey and take an immediate liking to ian. -> OF COURSE. Maybe Mickey even took Ian to poison to “teach him a lesson” about being cocky of take down his ego a bit when Ian went into cocky-confident-Ian-mood and it turned Mickey on too much that he had to see Ian make an ass of himself to calm down and not jump his bones. Seeing Ian bonding with poison did the exact opposite, let me tell you.

ian doesn't know how to ride for SHIT. mickey has to teach him -> the possibility for innuendos is endless. I hope Mickey / Ian makes some about Mickey’s natural talent to ride.

Mickey… takes mercy and gets on the horse with him -> oh lord have some mercy for me!

THOSE THIGHS! Poor Ian, how will he survive all of those fantasies? How soon will he learn that Mickey is gay?

and if you think this is mainly an excuse to think about mickey's thighs, then you might be correct, but lower your voice. -> fair. Talking and thinking about Mickey’s thighs is just what we do here. This is the reason we are given our brains at the end of the day. We just want to talk about his dream thighs.

#Hi Nosho I love you #gallavich #shameless #ian x mickey #creepkinginc #gallavich au #au shenanigans with nosho #shameless au #ranch au #horse farm au #Ranch owner Mickey

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photoeq · 11 months

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Saxon-Thuringian Heavy Warmblood Stallion Erlkönig

Source: https://thepixelnomad.com/sachsisch-thuringisches-schweres-warmblut/

#bay #dappled #warmblood #conformation shot #warmblood conformation #saxon-thuringian heavy warmblood #gelding/stallion #socks #branded

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ilovelaica · 3 years

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Model status activated 😎

#Jessy #Horse #Mare #Heavy warmblood #Black horse #equestrian #equine #equus #paard #pferd #Rappe #Stute #Schweres warmblut #My pic #Horsblr #horses of tumblr #Love that pic #Woods #Forest #Wald

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ilovelaica · 3 years

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It always makes me happy to see her being like this in the age of 27. ❤️

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ilovelaica · 3 years

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Pretty girl. ♥️

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ilovelaica · 3 years

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💛💚

#Jessy #Horse #Mare #Heavy warmblood #Black horse #equestrian #equine #equus #paard #pferd #Rappe #Stute #Schweres warmblut #My pic #Grazing #Grasen #Horsblr #horses of tumblr

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ilovelaica · 3 years

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Jessy and I entered an online photo horse show (thanks to @gramizar for telling me about it!!) and my lovely old lady won her first rosettes ever. 🥺❤️ 1st place, 2nd place and overall winner of the month! I can't describe how proud I am. ❤️