#SO TRUE AND REAL

[senditothemoonn]

In relation to your Bear!England drawing Francis probably short circuited when he saw Arthur with a stubble 😳

Overcome with lust

#SO TRUE AND REAL #u know fran would go insane feral for his hairy husband #ukfr #ask #my art

[viriborne]

He’s just like me

#realest part about idia is how much he says he wants to kill himself to avoid responsibilities #so true and real #twst spoilers

[pridebicons]

bi raeda pride icons

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#my icons #pride icons #the owl house #toh #toh pride icons #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #raeda #bisexual #so true and real

[lynchiangf]

nothing funnier than your housemate telling you they have back to back classes tomorrow & the next day you hear them walking around the house instead of attending said classes

#so true and real

[natjennie]

JOE BEANS / JANCY, TRUE AND REAL

#SO TRUE AND REAL #REAL AND TRUE AND REAL!!!!!!!! #SO REAL!!!!!! #JOE BEANS #JANCY TRUE #truebeans #my beloved #drawtectives #drawfee

[angelroute]

god gives bpd to his strongest gayboy soldiers

giving his strongest bpd to his faggiest soldiers

#so true and real

[gooboogy]

ur trademarks to me are meatgorelover and being my friend :)

Hehe yay! Yippee! We are holding hands, oh woops sorry I got some meat on here let me just wipe that off

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#asks #ask game #thank you!! #so true and real

[cloudysfluffs]

i saw a tiktok about red and it had a small giggle of his at the end and anyways red’s giggle >>>>>>>

YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

#so TRUE and Real

[nervousmonolith]

"lets go purpled W , W player" BASED FRUIT BASED

#monolith mumbles #so true and real

[robertsbarbie]

i was a failure till i couldn’t fucking bare it no more!

#so true and real #eris: listening

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[stuckinapril]

don't stress about that opportunity that fell through or that friend you lost or that thing you really want to happen but isn't. as long as you keep your chin up and try try try again, better things will replace your losses. i'm looking at my life rn and actually marveling at how every single thing i stressed about, whether it be an opportunity or a person, got supplanted w another thing that is so much better. it really is true that loss makes space for better things. these days i don't get sad when something doesn't work out. i get excited that i'm now open to so many other possibilities out there, so long as i actively seek them. you never lack. you just transition.

#operating from an abundance mindset is changing my life truly #i used to fight to convince myself of it but now that i see it happening in real time? it's so true and i'm soothed by it #this isn't even coming from a manifestation or religious angle bc i'm neither of those things #i just believe that a good attitude and strong work ethic can get you places if you don't let failure stop you #and don't allow the noise (other people's opinions) to weigh you down #text

[waverlyslair]

#so true and real

[spexirou]

Ayo its weird man wednesday

#scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #matthew patel #he’s so real and true and cool to me #spexi’s art

[time-woods]

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #SEASON 2 LETS GOOOOOO #this is so real and true i promise #trust trust trust #GUYS I MADE THIS IMSORY PLEAS I THOUGHT THE FILE NAME WOULD GIVE IT AWAY #unreality #DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A TAG SORRY