#SHIT.

[saturnsorbits]

Sero Hanta, early-twenties, sat in a small room with his pants around his ankles and a small pot in his hand. There’s porn magazines all over the place, something he’s never quite cared for, but he still manages to deposit his sample with the nurse within a break-neck 10 minutes. Blame his youthful exuberance and the fact he hasn’t touched himself for almost two weeks leading up to his appointment, he guesses.

And you, fifteen years later, with your son. A lanky boy who’s too tall for his age, with a mop of black hair and eyes of such a richly, dark brown they’re often mistaken for black.

#Accidental dad Sero is my favourite #You scrape everything you can together to send him to UA; #bc he’s determined to become a hero just like Cellophane. #And yes; you have noticed that your sons quirk is a little similar to his favourite heroes; #but you figure there must be thousands of people with similar quirks. #Something; something - Sero guest lectures at UA and takes your son under his wing - #figuring he’s like a distant cousin or something. #Doesn’t think to ask tho. #Until one day; a heart to heart later… You son laughs; ‘Never needed a dad anyway - me and mum have always done alright.’ #Sero braces himself for talk of abuse; abandonment and dead-beat dads #So imagine his surprise when he suddenly realises… #Shit. #Maybe he’s the dead beat here.

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

#I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN. #SHIT. #ANYWAYS THE SOPHOMORE YEAR REWATCH IS GOING GREAT. IM HAVING A GOOD TIME #LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON CLEVER ENOUGH TO FIND THIS #AELWYN ABERNANT YOU MAKE ME FUCKING UNWELL. I AM PHYSICALLY SICK #aelwyn abernant #fantasy high #fhsy

[memewhore]

#SHIT. #SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.

[animatedtext]

#Well #shit. #gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent

[nateconnolly]

If you celebrate, this is your reminder to clean your room before Chinese New Year's this Saturday!!!!

#I am. Woefully unprepared :/ #gonna jam it all in on Friday I think #Shit.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

FUCK. WAIT.

during the events of children of earth did the bannerman road kids.

#torchwood #sja #bannerman road gang #children of earth #sarah jane adventures #ari opinion hour #FUCK #SHIT. #HELL.

[itscuntingseason]

"brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. i have no words for how i've failed you."

#text #disco elysium #well. #shit. #harry du bois #suggestion #this line #destroys me every time.

[blackoutbugza]

wait guys is bitchmas eve

how is it bitchmas i thought halloween was 2 weeks ago

#sanders sides #my art #christmas #christmas eve #holidays #doodle #digital art #happy crichmas #chritsmas* #crimis* #shit.

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

creeper minecraft

the shittiest paint ive ever used on canvas ig. also i completely forgot what a creeper look like

#my kelp art #minecraft #trad art #wait is the pic crooked #shit.

[0alanasworld0]

#men. #aint. #shit. #vini junior #vini jr #vinicius junior #real madrid #these pieces of shit really fancy themselves dont they

[twigzzzzzzzz]

Silly little Bridget edit

Art and au made by eavee-ry

#total drama #art #digital art #bridget #edit #alight motion #shit. #it burns #total drama world tour #total drama action #island of the slaughtered #eavee ry

[dizzybizz]

im so delighted that yall like my little guy ass farmer.... he is so very special to me!!!!!!! >:D

#feel free to send asks a #about. him #actually pls do. i would be absolutely delighted if u did #stardew valley #sdv #guyssailawayfarm #im like kinda delirious rn ngl.. got kikmmm #SHIT. #4h of sleep n now im listening to the full version of ponyo on the cliff by the sea on repeat again and thinking about stardew #and trying desperately to remember the weird dream i had that involved it..... i feel like i only remember two visuals of it. barely at that

[spaciebabie]

you seem to be having fun in here :3c this would be a nice time for springtrap to sweep you up in his arms and give you little kisses all over your face

#spacie splains #SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT #SHIT. #NO I DONT. OI DONT THINK ABT THIS A LOT I DONT I DO NOT. YOU CANT PROVE ANUTHING

[minophus]

could minos smoke that joint

You know it. His white ass destroys joints. He rolls the most elegant joints with the best stuff in em. He gets crossfaded each night and fucks nasty. He brushes his teeth with weed and uses wine for mouthwash. You know he smokes that joint.

#asks #of course he could. i think out of the ultkill cast that can indulge in drugs hes not just the king of lust but hes the king of smoking tha #shit. #gooptalks

[tstain-i-guess]

nobody:

my brain: oH bOi ItS 3oClOcK iN tHe Am LeTs dRaW a FuCkIgN cHiPmUk

#also headcanons #because poor writing = profit? #idk #this whole movie sure is something #but also #WHY DID MY BRAIN DECIDE AT 3 AM #THAT IT WAS TIME TO DRAW SILLY RODENT??? #fuck it we ball i guess #i want to tear the movie apart someday #would you guys be cool with that #uhhh #shit. #what do i tag this as again #ummm #art #au i guess #its not canon unfortunately #though bp have never outright stated that it wasnt #*wink wink* #aatc #alvin and the chipmunks #what

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Arthur: Jonathan! I've just received word that... are you quite alright?

Jonathan, left alone in his hotel room with nothing to do be sharpen his kukri knife for a week straight:

#Varna... #Shit. #I'm still only in Varna. #Every time I think I'm going to wake back up in the castle. #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #bram stoker #arthur holmwood #october 24